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2014-05-08 09:57:10 AM  
What about the Kevin Smith version?

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Olaf, berserker!
 
2014-05-08 12:41:03 PM  
I love the little note at the bottom, because they actually made two spelling mistakes.
 
2014-05-08 12:48:26 PM  
So it would look almost exactly the same. Lazy.
 
2014-05-08 12:52:08 PM  
Dreary?
 
2014-05-08 01:05:19 PM  
The artist has great technical chops.  Good job.

With that said, i'm SO GLAD Burton is not directing anything anymore.  His style is overdone and he's become a parody of himself.  Frozen would have been shiat if he was anywhere near the project.
 
2014-05-08 01:06:19 PM  
Overrated and have Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter doing voice overs?
 
2014-05-08 01:13:49 PM  
Esc7:

With that said, i'm SO GLAD Burton is not directing anything anymore.

He has a biopic about an eccentric artist coming out this Christmastime (entitled Big Eyes) .

It has a screenplay from the writers of Burton's Ed Wood and a score by Elfman but otherwise has none of Burton's regular stock cast/crew on it.
 
2014-05-08 01:14:19 PM  
I don't know but farkin' Johnny Depp would have been in it somehow so Timmy could play dress up again...
 
2014-05-08 01:25:51 PM  
"My sister's corneration..."?
 
2014-05-08 01:29:32 PM  
Oh its creative because its one thing done in the style of a different thing
 
2014-05-08 01:32:03 PM  
Ever wondered what Frozen would have looked like if Tim Burton had made it?

Not even once!
 
2014-05-08 01:40:21 PM  
I see the guy who always posts "It's that thing I like paired with the other thing I like!" hasn't shown up yet. But give him time. He'll be here to piss on the parade soon enough.
 
2014-05-08 01:42:56 PM  

BMFPitt: What about the Kevin Smith version?

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Olaf, berserker!



Do you want to build snowman BERSERKER!
Come on, let's go play BERSERKER!
I never see you anymore BERSERKER!
Come out the door BERSERKER!
It's like you've gone away BERSERKER!
 
2014-05-08 01:44:49 PM  
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2014-05-08 01:54:41 PM  

gretzkyscores: [cdn-usa.gagbay.com image 642x630]


I don't even like the movie all that much, but daaaamn.  Like the fist of a thousand angry suns or something.
 
2014-05-08 02:07:14 PM  
Looks like it has a little bit of Roman Dirge's style mixed in there as well.

cf067b.medialib.glogster.com
 
2014-05-08 02:14:37 PM  

stonelotus: "My sister's corneration..."?


I would think, especially if you are going to share it with the world, that you would make damn sure that your spelling is accurate. I know that everyone has different standards and that I am anal about things, but jebus, really? Corneration? That's just special. It doesn't even SOUND like "coronation".
 
2014-05-08 02:17:26 PM  
Can't say that I have, subby, but I have wondered what Frozen would have looked like if Alejandro Jodorowsky directed it,
 
2014-05-08 02:17:26 PM  

Anastacya: stonelotus: "My sister's corneration..."?

I would think, especially if you are going to share it with the world, that you would make damn sure that your spelling is accurate. I know that everyone has different standards and that I am anal about things, but jebus, really? Corneration? That's just special. It doesn't even SOUND like "coronation".


Not sure if serious, but I believe she uses that exact phrase in the movie. Give her a break, she just woke up.

/My wife uses this movie as punishment for the boys.
 
2014-05-08 02:19:00 PM  

LowbrowDeluxe: I don't even like the movie all that much, but daaaamn. Like the fist of a thousand angry suns or something.


Yes indeed. I would do absolutely filthy things to that woman. Over and over :-)
 
2014-05-08 02:27:23 PM  

Anastacya: stonelotus: "My sister's corneration..."?

I would think, especially if you are going to share it with the world, that you would make damn sure that your spelling is accurate. I know that everyone has different standards and that I am anal about things, but jebus, really? Corneration? That's just special. It doesn't even SOUND like "coronation".


You should at least preface your statement with the phrase, "I haven't seen the movie, but...".
 
2014-05-08 02:27:56 PM  

Anastacya: stonelotus: "My sister's corneration..."?

I would think, especially if you are going to share it with the world, that you would make damn sure that your spelling is accurate. I know that everyone has different standards and that I am anal about things, but jebus, really? Corneration? That's just special. It doesn't even SOUND like "coronation".


I'm assuming that you didn't read the "About" note directly to the right of the first image.

"Hi I'm YOKO. Thank you for visiting my page! I am a Japanese person whose hobby is drawing pictures. I'm poor at English."
 
2014-05-08 02:38:49 PM  

Sinbox: Esc7:

With that said, i'm SO GLAD Burton is not directing anything anymore.

He has a biopic about an eccentric artist coming out this Christmastime (entitled Big Eyes) .

It has a screenplay from the writers of Burton's Ed Wood and a score by Elfman but otherwise has none of Burton's regular stock cast/crew on it.


Considering that Ed Wood is probably Burton's best film, I think this might be a good sign.  Also, Amy Adams is the lead.

gunga galunga:
... but I have wondered what Frozen would have looked like if Alejandro Jodorowsky directed it.

Me, I can't say but we could play this game all day.
"What would Frozen have looked like if [famous director with signature style] directed it?"
James Cameron?
Martin Scorsese?
Quentin Tarantino?
Wes Anderson?
Oliver Stone?
David Cronenberg?
David Lynch?
Lars von Trier?
Woody Allen?
John Woo?
Judd Apatow?
etc.
 
2014-05-08 02:49:55 PM  

Anastacya: stonelotus: "My sister's corneration..."?

I would think, especially if you are going to share it with the world, that you would make damn sure that your spelling is accurate. I know that everyone has different standards and that I am anal about things, but jebus, really? Corneration? That's just special. It doesn't even SOUND like "coronation".


must have been at castle corneria?
 
2014-05-08 03:05:17 PM  

Anastacya: stonelotus: "My sister's corneration..."?

I would think, especially if you are going to share it with the world, that you would make damn sure that your spelling is accurate. I know that everyone has different standards and that I am anal about things, but jebus, really? Corneration? That's just special. It doesn't even SOUND like "coronation".


Also, if you click through, you learn she is Japanese and English is not her first language.
 
2014-05-08 03:11:05 PM  

Fano: Anastacya: stonelotus: "My sister's corneration..."?

I would think, especially if you are going to share it with the world, that you would make damn sure that your spelling is accurate. I know that everyone has different standards and that I am anal about things, but jebus, really? Corneration? That's just special. It doesn't even SOUND like "coronation".

must have been at castle corneria?


I like swords.
Welcome to Corneria.
I like swords.
Welcome to Corneria.
I like swords.
Welcome to Corneria.
I like swords.
Welcome to Corneria.
 
2014-05-08 03:17:28 PM  
let me guess, incredabley dark (as in lighting) scenes that make it eye squintly annoying?

What Abrams is to camera flare, Burton is to scene lighting.
 
2014-05-08 04:04:44 PM  

gretzkyscores: [cdn-usa.gagbay.com image 642x630]


I don't know that woman, but that doesn't stop her from being my favorite person.
 
2014-05-08 04:44:15 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com

Or shall I eat your soul?
You know I watch you from the shadows, right?
All through the night I'm trying not to lose control.
The Voices were my buddies,
But now they're not.
They say I should bite your eyes.
Do you want to build a snowman?
Or seal some cats up in a tin can?
"Go away, Anna!"
Okay, bye.
 
2014-05-08 04:55:03 PM  

LowbrowDeluxe: gretzkyscores: [cdn-usa.gagbay.com image 642x630]

I don't even like the movie all that much, but daaaamn.  Like the fist of a thousand angry suns or something.


So much this!
 
2014-05-08 05:05:52 PM  

Evil Mackerel: LowbrowDeluxe: gretzkyscores: [cdn-usa.gagbay.com image 642x630]

I don't even like the movie all that much, but daaaamn.  Like the fist of a thousand angry suns or something.

So much this!


I'd show her that Love is an Open Door. Even though I'm a bit of a Fixer Upper, I'll give her something she's had for the First Time in Forever. I certainly wouldn't Let it Go.

/when I'm done, she'll think reindeers are better than people.
 
2014-05-08 05:33:29 PM  

DubyaHater: Overrated and have Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter doing voice overs?


Cut! Print it.
 
2014-05-08 06:17:46 PM  

Son of Thunder: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x500]

Or shall I eat your soul?
You know I watch you from the shadows, right?
All through the night I'm trying not to lose control.
The Voices were my buddies,
But now they're not.
They say I should bite your eyes.
Do you want to build a snowman?
Or seal some cats up in a tin can?
"Go away, Anna!"
Okay, bye.


Awesome work!
 
2014-05-08 06:35:53 PM  

NeverDrunk23: Fano: Anastacya: stonelotus: "My sister's corneration..."?

I would think, especially if you are going to share it with the world, that you would make damn sure that your spelling is accurate. I know that everyone has different standards and that I am anal about things, but jebus, really? Corneration? That's just special. It doesn't even SOUND like "coronation".

must have been at castle corneria?

I like swords.
Welcome to Corneria.
I like swords.
Welcome to Corneria.
I like swords.
Welcome to Corneria.
I like swords.
Welcome to Corneria.


 We're entering Corneria City now.
...this is horrible.
 
2014-05-08 10:49:29 PM  
Far less overproduced and filled with outdated jokes than modern Tim Burton.
 
2014-05-09 08:38:21 AM  

hollowmoon: Anastacya: stonelotus: "My sister's corneration..."?

I would think, especially if you are going to share it with the world, that you would make damn sure that your spelling is accurate. I know that everyone has different standards and that I am anal about things, but jebus, really? Corneration? That's just special. It doesn't even SOUND like "coronation".

Also, if you click through, you learn she is Japanese and English is not her first language.


ah, so... it was supposed to be "colonization", not "coronation".
 
2014-05-09 09:49:32 AM  
Meh, Kirstoff and Sven look weak in this styling. The trolls feel like they came out of Lilo and Stitch.
 
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