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(Mother Jones)   It's all over now Democrats, the GOP has some guy who can hypnotize women to become "sex machines" to help retake the Senate   (motherjones.com) divider line 48
    More: Interesting, U.S. Senate, GOP, Democrats, Loren Parks, Oregon Senate race, Oregon, GOPers, Jeff Merkley  
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2014-05-08 09:55:02 AM
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2014-05-08 09:58:33 AM
i1.ytimg.com
"And I'm here ladies vote against your self interest to encourage you to vote
all rape is consensual sex for Monica Wheby.  Monica is ready to bravely
where's my sammich stand up to Obamacare show me your tits and return to
each citizen
ask your husband how to vote the individual power to make their
own
suck my dick medical decisions."
 
2014-05-08 10:19:49 AM
i586.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-08 10:27:11 AM
So that's why they're not worried about outreach.  They've got a guy.
 
2014-05-08 10:28:07 AM
It's not that difficult to do; but it seems that given the GOP stance on contraception, that could only help the Democrats.

Now, if he could hypnotize women into opening their wallets rather than merely opening their legs, that would have a lot of potential to help the GOP; but I wouldn't hold my breath.
 
2014-05-08 10:43:32 AM
Damn! They already have the secrets to attracting women the liberals don't want them to know, AND they have the market cornered on The Purpose-Humped Floor!
 
2014-05-08 10:46:31 AM
Is he going to reveal the secret to picking up women that liberals don't want us to know?
 
2014-05-08 11:10:10 AM
They wanna to get into it, man.  Like a sex machine, man.  Movin', groovin', doin' it... you know.  Can they count it off?
 
2014-05-08 11:10:30 AM
Reminds me of those ridiculous ads on the porn site I visit.

"Get ANY woman to sleep with you in 24 hours! Use this secret word that drives women crazy! Quick, act now, before it's ILLEGAL!"

Yeah.  that's gonna work.
 
2014-05-08 11:11:07 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-08 11:30:12 AM

vicioushobbit: Reminds me of those ridiculous ads on the porn site I visit.

"Get ANY woman to sleep with you in 24 hours! Use this secret word that drives women crazy! Quick, act now, before it's ILLEGAL!"

Yeah.  that's gonna work.


Moist

/shhhhhhhhhh
 
2014-05-08 11:33:05 AM
Those poor hens.  Have they not suffered enough?


/won't someone think of the CHICKENS?
 
2014-05-08 11:39:55 AM

SisterMaryElephant: Those poor hens.


I think Republicans prefer cocks
 
2014-05-08 11:44:20 AM

Rapmaster2000: They wanna to get into it, man. Like a sex machine, man. Movin', groovin', doin' it... you know. Can they count it off?


One too tree fo--

Get up! (Get on up)
 
2014-05-08 11:45:12 AM
i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2014-05-08 11:47:22 AM

Lionel Mandrake: Is he going to reveal the secret to picking up women that liberals don't want us to know?


Parthenogenetic: [i.imgur.com image 125x125]


If we can thank WND for anything, it's for bringing this and the Floor Humper to national attention.
 
2014-05-08 11:57:28 AM
They're gonna have a funky good time.
 
2014-05-08 11:57:36 AM
I think it is nice how rich republicans keep redistributing their wealth to the stupid.
 
2014-05-08 12:00:09 PM

Lionel Mandrake: Is he going to reveal the secret to picking up women that liberals don't want us to know?


Well there's this one weird trick...
 
2014-05-08 12:00:33 PM

vicioushobbit: Reminds me of those ridiculous ads on the porn site I visit.

"Get ANY woman to sleep with you in 24 hours! Use this secret word that drives women crazy! Quick, act now, before it's ILLEGAL!"

Yeah.  that's gonna work.


Stamos?

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-05-08 12:17:25 PM
Should I take 'em to the bridge?
 
2014-05-08 12:19:18 PM
BZZZZZZT!   DISCONNECT!!!!
 
2014-05-08 12:20:15 PM
So, you are saying that the GOPs best chance of winning elections is rape?
 
2014-05-08 12:25:01 PM
Shut yo' mouth!
 
2014-05-08 12:37:38 PM
It gets me every time that hypnosis is a real thing because people imagine it's okay to do what they're told since they imagine they're being controlled.

Like, I always thought it was some kinda absurd pseudoscience, but it's really just people "going along with it".
 
2014-05-08 12:46:05 PM

Parthenogenetic: [i.imgur.com image 125x125]


Please tell me you constructed that gif.
 
2014-05-08 12:46:49 PM

ariseatex: vicioushobbit: Reminds me of those ridiculous ads on the porn site I visit.

"Get ANY woman to sleep with you in 24 hours! Use this secret word that drives women crazy! Quick, act now, before it's ILLEGAL!"

Yeah.  that's gonna work.

Stamos?


It'd work for him.

It wouldn't work for most farkers.
 
2014-05-08 12:47:51 PM

GardenWeasel: vicioushobbit: Reminds me of those ridiculous ads on the porn site I visit.

"Get ANY woman to sleep with you in 24 hours! Use this secret word that drives women crazy! Quick, act now, before it's ILLEGAL!"

Yeah.  that's gonna work.

Moist

/shhhhhhhhhh


Somehow I'm able to navigate the supermarket and it's advertisements without losing my pants.

/moist brownies, muffins, fruit, roasts...

//moist.
 
2014-05-08 01:08:19 PM
I guess it does prove that you have to be conservative to work at Fox.  Even the sports commentator corp.
 
2014-05-08 01:10:54 PM

The Evil That Lies In The Hearts Of Men: Lionel Mandrake: Is he going to reveal the secret to picking up women that liberals don't want us to know?

Well there's this one weird trick...


OK Cupid visitors HATE him....
 
2014-05-08 01:13:16 PM
I think the far more interesting thing is that the candidate is sleeping with one of her donors. I think that is technically prostitution.
 
2014-05-08 01:35:17 PM
What would a hypnotized GOP sex machine woman look like?
Hmmm?
 
2014-05-08 01:36:56 PM
The real secret to turning a woman into a sex machine is to play Steely Dan's "FM" while acting aloof and indifferent. Seriously. Try it.
 
2014-05-08 01:39:03 PM
Subby: It's all over now Democrats, the GOP has some guy who can hypnotize women to become "sex machines" to help retake the Senate

Call me crazy, but I don't think there's a lot of overlap between the demographics of "sexually-satisfied women" and "conservative voters."
 
2014-05-08 01:45:10 PM

ikanreed: It gets me every time that hypnosis is a real thing because people imagine it's okay to do what they're told since they imagine they're being controlled.

Like, I always thought it was some kinda absurd pseudoscience, but it's really just people "going along with it".


That's fairly close to my experience as a hypnotist. People are social animals which make people really strongly suggestible. In hypnosis, you have an inherent power imbalance already ("he's the mysterious hypnotist!"). So it's pretty easy to get people to turn off their critical facilities and then eat an onion thinking it's an apple - they're just taking all of their social cues from you.

Honestly, hypnotizing someone and telling them that an onion is an apple is just a kind of extreme example of getting a bunch of people together at a rally and telling them that taxes are too high or Jesus loves them or whatever - you're creating beliefs about the world by suggesting them to people open to it because of social cues.
 
2014-05-08 01:51:01 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: What would a hypnotized GOP sex machine woman look like?
Hmmm?



i102.photobucket.com
thepwnzone.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-05-08 01:51:18 PM

lockers: I think that is technically prostitution.


Well, we are talking about politicians.
 
2014-05-08 01:58:11 PM

lockers: I think the far more interesting thing is that the candidate is sleeping with one of her donors. I think that is technically prostitution.


Or, if he used hypnosis to cause her to sleep with him, rape.
 
2014-05-08 02:43:44 PM
A moderate, Wehby is touting her opposition to Obamacare.

Well, that will certainly help her stand out from the crowd.
 
2014-05-08 04:21:16 PM
As creepy as this is, it really is a step forward as far as Republican Outreach goes...
 
2014-05-08 04:26:39 PM

WinoRhino: The real secret to turning a woman into a sex machine is to play Steely Dan's "FM" while acting aloof and indifferent. Seriously. Try it.


It helps to have grapefruit wine as well.
 
2014-05-08 05:06:48 PM

theorellior: WinoRhino: The real secret to turning a woman into a sex machine is to play Steely Dan's "FM" while acting aloof and indifferent. Seriously. Try it.

It helps to have grapefruit wine as well.


Meh... *shrug*
 
2014-05-08 05:13:38 PM
Who let the GOP in on the secret of smooth jazz and marijuana?
 
2014-05-08 05:15:44 PM
 I thought that was why Paul Ryan was nominated. One look from those baby blues, and all women were supposed to drop their drawers and vote with their vajayjays.
wesleying.org
 
2014-05-08 06:02:54 PM

Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: ikanreed: It gets me every time that hypnosis is a real thing because people imagine it's okay to do what they're told since they imagine they're being controlled.

Like, I always thought it was some kinda absurd pseudoscience, but it's really just people "going along with it".

That's fairly close to my experience as a hypnotist. People are social animals which make people really strongly suggestible. In hypnosis, you have an inherent power imbalance already ("he's the mysterious hypnotist!"). So it's pretty easy to get people to turn off their critical facilities and then eat an onion thinking it's an apple - they're just taking all of their social cues from you.

Honestly, hypnotizing someone and telling them that an onion is an apple is just a kind of extreme example of getting a bunch of people together at a rally and telling them that taxes are too high or Jesus loves them or whatever - you're creating beliefs about the world by suggesting them to people open to it because of social cues.


Where did you study? I'm reading "confessions of a hypnotist" right now.
 
2014-05-08 06:31:24 PM
Am I the only one who saw that guy's pic and immediately thought of Beldar Conehead?
 
2014-05-08 11:42:01 PM

wrapple: Where did you study? I'm reading "confessions of a hypnotist" right now.


I used to know an English professor who did stage hypnotism on the side.
 
2014-05-09 07:11:19 AM
I have been reading books about stage shows for a while now. I am dying to try it. I took the free online course at http://www.hypnosis.edu/. Have you read any of the stage show books?
 
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