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(Washington Post)   The Navy really doesn't like if if you hack into their databases while serving aboard one of their aircraft carriers   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 34
    More: Dumbass, U.S. Navy, Hampton Roads, USS Harry S. Truman, databases, People of the United States  
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2014-05-08 10:01:51 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-08 11:42:32 AM  
www.dontdropthesoap.navy.us
 
2014-05-08 12:54:16 PM  
i.perezhilton.com

"And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me; who just don't give a fark like me
Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
It just might be the next best thing but not quite me!"
 
2014-05-08 01:01:34 PM  
But he was behind seven coxswains!
 
2014-05-08 01:02:48 PM  
Yer servers got served.
 
2014-05-08 01:04:30 PM  
Probably should change the password from the name of the ship to something else.
 
2014-05-08 01:06:27 PM  
Federal court records show that 27-year-old Nicholas Paul Knight of Chantilly, Virginia, and 20-year-old Daniel Trenton Krueger of Salem, Illinois, have asked to enter guilty pleas in the case.

Just let them delete the ol' browser history...
 
2014-05-08 01:07:59 PM  
s3.amazonaws.com
You'd think he would have stood out more.
 
2014-05-08 01:10:33 PM  

while serving aboard one of their aircraft carriers


I RTFA. Where the hell was this mentioned?
 
2014-05-08 01:11:53 PM  
Hacking while underway? And stealing servicemembers' information?

These two are lucky they made it back to shore, and are likely very thankful the brig's locks work both ways.
 
2014-05-08 01:12:25 PM  
There was no mention of an aircraft carrier in that article.
 
2014-05-08 01:13:25 PM  
Ah, here you go. Another article...http://www.wired.com/2014/05/navy-sysadmin-hacking/
 
2014-05-08 01:13:34 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: while serving aboard one of their aircraft carriers

I RTFA. Where the hell was this mentioned?



I'm guessing that subby read the following line:

The case is being prosecuted in Tulsa because the Navy servers that were hacked are located there.

and interpreted it as the offenders were serving there.  Poor reading comprehension.
 
2014-05-08 01:14:22 PM  

milowitz: Ah, here you go. Another article...http://www.wired.com/2014/05/navy-sysadmin-hacking/


Than again...maybe not.
 
2014-05-08 01:15:33 PM  
I didn't even know Tulsa had a navy.
 
2014-05-08 01:15:35 PM  
The case is being prosecuted in Tulsa because the Navy servers that were hacked are located there.

Damn things better be waterproof.
 
2014-05-08 01:16:40 PM  
But they both have 'C's in Biology, now.
 
2014-05-08 01:16:58 PM  

macadamnut


The case is being prosecuted in Tulsa because the Navy servers that were hacked are located there.

Damn things better be waterproof.


It's okay, the screen doors are closed.
 
2014-05-08 01:18:22 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: macadamnut

The case is being prosecuted in Tulsa because the Navy servers that were hacked are located there.

Damn things better be waterproof.


It's okay, the screen doors are closed.


Stop making fun of Texas A&M!
 
2014-05-08 01:21:45 PM  

milowitz


Ah, here you go. Another article...http://www.wired.com/2014/05/navy-sysadmin-hacking/


That one has a lot more information. Thank you kindly!
 
2014-05-08 01:24:23 PM  
U can't decide the bigger surprise, they got caught before they were successful or that they were given the training and tools to attempt the break in, but not smart enough to find a target more appealing than people trained to kill.
 
2014-05-08 01:24:58 PM  
*I, stupid fingers
 
2014-05-08 01:27:32 PM  

SordidEuphemism: Hacking while underway? And stealing servicemembers' information?

These two are lucky they made it back to shore, and are likely very thankful the brig's locks work both ways.


This. One night, two splashes.
 
2014-05-08 01:29:40 PM  
headline "2 accused of hacking Navy to change plea"


Journalism : stick a fork in it - because its farkin dead
 
2014-05-08 01:30:05 PM  
Read the second article. One splash. What a pair of idiots.
 
2014-05-08 01:34:00 PM  

SpdrJay: I didn't even know Tulsa had a navy.


That's why they're the Golden Hurricanes.

//Duh.
 
2014-05-08 01:40:37 PM  
Checks TFA.
Yep, a sociopath from NOVA was involved.

Enough said.
 
2014-05-08 01:50:32 PM  
So I'm guessing they had access to the database but ZOMG HAXORS WTFBBQ!
 
2014-05-08 01:53:29 PM  
With Helpful picture of hacking
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-08 03:17:34 PM  
What? I was just Pen Testing, you know... to help! Was that really wrong? Should I not have done that?

/better one of ours than the gorram Sinon!
 
2014-05-08 03:35:24 PM  

EasilyDistracted: Englebert Slaptyback: while serving aboard one of their aircraft carriers

I RTFA. Where the hell was this mentioned?


I'm guessing that subby read the following line:

The case is being prosecuted in Tulsa because the Navy servers that were hacked are located there.

and interpreted it as the offenders were serving there.  Poor reading comprehension.


If that's the case, poor geographic comprehension too.  Not too many aircraft carriers in Tulsa, I do believe.
 
2014-05-08 04:31:55 PM  
About 20+ years ago I was doing 10 days in a county jail and had a cellmate who was a federal prisoner on work release. He was doing 4 1//2 years for selling a 1/4oz of weed to a friend over the telephone. He had spent more than 3 years in Ft Leavenworth and when I asked him about the place he said he damned near started crying when that bus pulled up to the prison. He said it was the most intimidating place he had ever seen.
 
2014-05-09 10:04:15 AM  

AbiNormal: About 20+ years ago I was doing 10 days in a county jail and had a cellmate who was a federal prisoner on work release. He was doing 4 1//2 years for selling a 1/4oz of weed to a friend over the telephone. He had spent more than 3 years in Ft Leavenworth and when I asked him about the place he said he damned near started crying when that bus pulled up to the prison. He said it was the most intimidating place he had ever seen.


And they are hackers, not your typical kinetic criminals. They committed serious crimes, but they'll definitely be harder and worse off when they get outta that place.
 
2014-05-09 12:15:36 PM  
FTOFA: The gang is accused of using SQL-injection hacks and other methods to gain access to various systems including ones belonging to the U.S. National Geospatial Intelligence Agency, which provides maps and other intelligence to the military, and a system belonging to the Department of Homeland Security's Transportation Worker Identification system.

imgs.xkcd.com

/oblig
 
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