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(New York Daily News)   Elderly couple marry after a whirlwind 55-year engagement   (nydailynews.com) divider line 25
    More: Sappy, Stacy Keibler, Eric LeGrand  
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2014-05-08 09:12:32 AM  
I bet they're just glad they can finally have sex.
 
2014-05-08 09:40:50 AM  
I got a story about a cannibal cop when I clicked. Thanks subby.
 
2014-05-08 10:24:23 AM  
55 years doesn't count as a half-hearted breeze.
 
2014-05-08 12:48:14 PM  
Gay?
 
2014-05-08 12:48:59 PM  
Well, marriage is a big commitment. It makes sense that you would want to get to know a person first, and be sure you're compatible.
 
2014-05-08 12:55:08 PM  

jso2897: Well, marriage is a big commitment. It makes sense that you would want to get to know a person first, and be sure you're compatible.


You don't want to rush into a big commitment like that with your whole life ahead of you.
 
2014-05-08 12:55:22 PM  
Well, there goes that relationship.
 
2014-05-08 12:56:06 PM  
I still tease my gf for waiting 13 years to say something to me. But she thought I "friend zoned" her.
 
2014-05-08 01:00:45 PM  
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2014-05-08 01:01:06 PM  

JoieD'Zen: I got a story about a cannibal cop when I clicked. Thanks subby.


The farkup appears to be with the Faily News, not subby.  I got the front page.

/not subby
 
2014-05-08 01:03:26 PM  
Joke's on him; no more blowjobs.
 
2014-05-08 01:04:14 PM  
 
2014-05-08 01:06:37 PM  
They never needed a license to validate their love - until now.

She was giving it up.  ladies no ding, ding without a wedding ring.
 
2014-05-08 01:06:46 PM  
Hang in there ladies, he'll commit! You just have to have the patience to wear him down, like a wave does a boulder
 
2014-05-08 01:08:52 PM  
Milk stopped being free.
 
2014-05-08 01:08:54 PM  
She looks like Nancy Pelosi
 
2014-05-08 01:17:05 PM  
What's his secret? Most women would have been outta there after 10 years.
 
2014-05-08 01:20:32 PM  

Nowhereman: What's his secret? Most women would have been outta there after 10 years.


I'm thinking he takes out his teeth giving her oral. That would make him a keeper.
 
2014-05-08 01:47:44 PM  
So Brad and Angelina are finally making it official...?
 
2014-05-08 01:49:22 PM  
I give it 6 months.
 
2014-05-08 01:59:14 PM  
These two were already almost 40 when they first met. They never moved in together. I suppose as long as neither of them had any other prospects and enjoyed each other's company they were happy with the status quo.

If you try that with (many) women in their 20s it probably wouldn't go over quite as well.....
 
2014-05-08 02:18:22 PM  

Cheron: They never needed a license to validate their love - until now.

She was giving it up.  ladies no ding, ding without a wedding ring.


No boom boom till the title of groom's assumed?
 
2014-05-08 02:30:32 PM  
(In best Frye voice) Nothing in here but a couple of elephant skin rugs.
 
2014-05-08 04:46:20 PM  
Putting a ring on a woman's finger is like pulling the string on an inflatable raft.
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2014-05-09 07:07:59 PM  
Pam Beesly unavailable for comment.

/too lazy to image link from my phone.
 
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