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(Jezebel)   So what do you do after being arrested for twerking at city hall while high on meth? Take to Facebook to defend yourself by saying you were actually high on Ecstasy. That was merely cut with meth   (jezebel.com) divider line 46
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2014-05-08 12:27:25 PM
Wait-- I thought there was a difference between Molly and X.

I'm confused here.  Maybe if somebody posted a link to the video of them peeing it will clarify things.
 
2014-05-08 01:05:59 PM
Why would you be arrested for twerking in city hall? Is there a law against it?
 
2014-05-08 01:14:51 PM
"The drugs found in the girls' purses had an estimated street value of 1.86 million dollars."
 
2014-05-08 01:14:54 PM
at least public urination laws are applied consistently across genders
 
2014-05-08 01:15:25 PM
What horrible cockman oppressor forced them to take it in the first place?
 
2014-05-08 01:15:50 PM
Glad she cleared that up.  I was concerned at first.


i.kinja-img.com
 
2014-05-08 01:15:52 PM
www.reactionface.info
 
2014-05-08 01:16:50 PM
Youtubes crashin' 4 me
 
2014-05-08 01:19:15 PM
They choose to piss in some parking lot on meth and x and not have marathon style sex?  Call me old fashion, I guess.
 
2014-05-08 01:22:34 PM
Why is Jezebel meth-shaming these young women?  Surely this is the misogynist rape culture at work.  Somehow.
 
2014-05-08 01:23:27 PM
"a dance move involving posterior gyrations made famous by pop singer Miley Cyrus"

-_-
 
2014-05-08 01:24:29 PM
"We sampled it from them but it's not the same. Molly goes 'ding ding ding di di ding ding...ding ding ding di di ding ding.' That's the way molly goes. Meth goes 'ding ding ding di di ding ding...DING... ding ding ding di di ding ding.' That little bitty change -- it's not the same. It's not ice, ice, baby."
 
2014-05-08 01:24:43 PM

Riche: Wait-- I thought there was a difference between Molly and X.


nope. both are theoretically MDMA. the media likes to pretend Molly is something new because sensationalism.
 
2014-05-08 01:26:13 PM

The Pope of Manwich Village: "We sampled it from them but it's not the same. Molly goes 'ding ding ding di di ding ding...ding ding ding di di ding ding.' That's the way molly goes. Meth goes 'ding ding ding di di ding ding...DING... ding ding ding di di ding ding.' That little bitty change -- it's not the same. It's not ice, ice, baby."


/golf clap for the reference.
 
2014-05-08 01:27:05 PM
Cause those damned blue-collar tweekers are beloved in this here town.
 
2014-05-08 01:30:48 PM
Twerking tweaking trifecta in play?
 
2014-05-08 01:35:22 PM
DOCUMENT EVERYTHING, THEN BROADCAST IT
 
2014-05-08 01:36:31 PM
Molly is the term used for "pure" MDMA whole ecstacy is cut with some upper or vitamin B. Molly-meth is evil and dealers should be shot trying to pass that shiat off as Molly.
 
2014-05-08 01:36:43 PM

kona: Glad she cleared that up.  I was concerned at first.


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I wonder what happened to Bananarama.
 
2014-05-08 01:37:19 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Why would you be arrested for twerking in city hall? Is there a law against it?


Public disturbance. But reading the article it wasn't until they started seeing cooch that the court employees called the cops.
 
2014-05-08 01:37:31 PM

stupiddream: kona: Glad she cleared that up.  I was concerned at first.


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I wonder what happened to Bananarama.


Looks more like L7
 
2014-05-08 01:38:44 PM
What a refreshing level of honesty.
 
2014-05-08 01:40:52 PM
Is there a video of the incident? you know..........for evidence
 
2014-05-08 01:53:50 PM
They are really beat.  Glad I didn't see it.
 
2014-05-08 01:54:57 PM
People, this has to stop. It is simply unsafe, unkind, and immoral. Stop selling third rate amphetamines and passing it off as Molly.
 
2014-05-08 01:55:01 PM
So they found Rob Ford?

/DNRTFA
 
2014-05-08 01:57:46 PM

nburghmatt: Riche: Wait-- I thought there was a difference between Molly and X.

nope. both are theoretically MDMA. the media likes to pretend Molly is something new because sensationalism.



Transubstantive: Molly is the term used for "pure" MDMA whole ecstacy is cut with some upper or vitamin B. Molly-meth is evil and dealers should be shot trying to pass that shiat off as Molly.



Thank you both.

I have leaned so much on Fark!

Still would like to watch the pee video, just to be sure.
 
2014-05-08 01:58:47 PM

stupiddream: kona: Glad she cleared that up.  I was concerned at first.


[i.kinja-img.com image 636x358]

I wonder what happened to Bananarama.


Twas a Cruel Summer
 
2014-05-08 02:06:00 PM
From the comments: Is peeing in public really considered "indecent exposure", and can it really get you on the sex offender list?

Yes..yes it is and yes it can.

Which is why you girls should always pee your pants in public.

That's perfectly legal.
 
2014-05-08 02:15:17 PM
 
2014-05-08 02:25:41 PM
It was no meth it was molly obviously cut with meth!!!


LOL! She seems just stupid enough to believe that. It's far more likely she got suckered into thinking that baggie of crystal meth she bought was really Molly.
 
2014-05-08 02:27:13 PM
 
2014-05-08 02:31:13 PM
When I see a girl twerk, I want to projectile vomit. That's a normal reaction, right?
 
2014-05-08 02:37:38 PM

ongbok: And there is an animated version.


Loved it!

On the off-chance that her Ecstasy was in pill form, yeah I have heard of people swapping the amphetamine portion for meth, during manufacture. This is why you need to be very careful when taking drugs WHEN YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT IS. At least the folks that abuse painkillers can look up the codes written on the pills by the manufacturer.

/Stick to pot. Worse that'll happen is you either end up with oregano, or some really nasty ditch weed.
 
2014-05-08 02:41:10 PM

txchad: When I see a girl twerk, I want to projectile vomit. That's a normal reaction, right?


I guess if you are gay it can be.
 
2014-05-08 02:45:22 PM
yes, yes, no
 
2014-05-08 02:47:04 PM

txchad: When I see a girl twerk, I want to projectile vomit. That's a normal reaction, right?

i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-08 02:50:33 PM
Since it's from Jezebel I'm going to assume it's a man's fault this happened and it's because men are judgmental pricks that she got her attention inappropriately.
 
2014-05-08 03:41:02 PM
Molly is not Ecstasy.  Ecstasy = MDMA.  Molly = MDA.

MDMA = Empathogen - huggy, friendly, takes 1 hour to kick in, mouth chewy, and to a lesser extent, music-enhancing,
MDA = Tryptamine - Trippy, colored visuals and tracers, very music-enhancing, takes 2-3 hours to even start working (very long time compared to most drugs), to a lesser extent, huggy and friendly and mouth-chewy. feelings.

The two are very similar.  Although the rules on this have probably changed since I was a kid.  Back then, Ecstasy was called X not E.

Also, everyone loves to believe their X is cut with something, but the fact is, that MDMA highs can vary hugely.  There's a list of drug purity tests that have been done on major police siezures of ecstasy pills ready for distribution (As in pressed and stamped, so you can't cut them with anything), from USA to Canada to UK to Australia, and they all tested from 90% pure to 99% pure MDMA or MDA.  None of them had anything else in them.  From over 10,000 pills.

That being said, there are also pill report websites where you can send in your pill to a lab to be tested, and they are stuffed full of reports of pretty much any drug in existence that can be taken orally being cut into X pills.
 
2014-05-08 05:07:27 PM
Well that clears that up case dismissed!
 
2014-05-08 05:29:05 PM

moeburn: Molly is not Ecstasy.  Ecstasy = MDMA.  Molly = MDA.


Ecstasy, Molly, X, E....are supposed to be MDMA. unless you got some weird local slang.

that's not to say that it even usually is.
 
2014-05-08 07:17:29 PM

moeburn: Molly is not Ecstasy.  Ecstasy = MDMA.  Molly = MDA.

MDMA = Empathogen - huggy, friendly, takes 1 hour to kick in, mouth chewy, and to a lesser extent, music-enhancing,
MDA = Tryptamine - Trippy, colored visuals and tracers, very music-enhancing, takes 2-3 hours to even start working (very long time compared to most drugs), to a lesser extent, huggy and friendly and mouth-chewy. feelings.

The two are very similar.  Although the rules on this have probably changed since I was a kid.  Back then, Ecstasy was called X not E.

Also, everyone loves to believe their X is cut with something, but the fact is, that MDMA highs can vary hugely.  There's a list of drug purity tests that have been done on major police siezures of ecstasy pills ready for distribution (As in pressed and stamped, so you can't cut them with anything), from USA to Canada to UK to Australia, and they all tested from 90% pure to 99% pure MDMA or MDA.  None of them had anything else in them.  From over 10,000 pills.

That being said, there are also pill report websites where you can send in your pill to a lab to be tested, and they are stuffed full of reports of pretty much any drug in existence that can be taken orally being cut into X pills.


I think it changed from X to E when people started trading in Xanax.
 
2014-05-08 07:37:38 PM

moeburn: Also, everyone loves to believe their X is cut with something, but the fact is, that MDMA highs can vary hugely.  There's a list of drug purity tests that have been done on major police siezures of ecstasy pills ready for distribution (As in pressed and stamped, so you can't cut them with anything), from USA to Canada to UK to Australia, and they all tested from 90% pure to 99% pure MDMA or MDA.  None of them had anything else in them.  From over 10,000 pills.


Funny, the last documentary I
Just saw a documentary in which some scientist analysed and recorded the contents of many hundreds of different ecstasy pills collected over a number of years, only 8% contained actual MDMA. That blew me away, not 50%, or 10% even, just eight percent. Some of the pills contained other drugs, some were just plaster of paris. There is probably some doofus out there thinking they are totally off their face high, while on plaster of paris.
 
2014-05-08 07:41:02 PM
Argh

Well that is farked up. I thought I hit preview to fix a whole pile of errors and it went ahead and instead posted that dog's dinner above. Apologies to all.
 
2014-05-08 07:51:54 PM
Why dont you people just stop doing drugs?
 
2014-05-09 12:48:11 AM
Did anyone catch in the video "When women complained". None of the men called the cops, must have been a good show...
 
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