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(Death and Taxes Magazine)   Dear Abby, can my son get high from twerking? Sincerely, mom out of tune with today and trapped in a bubble   (deathandtaxesmag.com) divider line 85
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2014-05-08 09:04:32 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-08 09:08:47 AM  
Is it similar to "tripping," "getting high" or "catfishing"?

www.threadbombing.com
Oh, come on!
 
2014-05-08 09:11:28 AM  
31.media.tumblr.com

Fake, fake, fake, fake, fake.
 
2014-05-08 09:22:08 AM  
Twerking with Miley?  There's a strong likelihood.

But fake.
 
2014-05-08 09:33:25 AM  

i586.photobucket.com

 
2014-05-08 09:35:57 AM  

i586.photobucket.com

 
2014-05-08 09:54:54 AM  
Depends who's doing it
 
2014-05-08 10:05:54 AM  
To be fair, tweaking and twerking are only a letter away.
 
2014-05-08 10:10:09 AM  
"you were twerking in the walmart frozen foods section"
- ad from Craigslist Missed Connections (m4w Detroit)
 
2014-05-08 10:12:00 AM  

Sybarite: "you were twerking in the walmart frozen foods section"
- ad from Craigslist Missed Connections (m4w Detroit)


That's like saying 'you were that person standing in line for coffee at Starbucks'
 
2014-05-08 10:16:44 AM  

bdub77: To be fair, tweaking and twerking are only a letter away.


Not only that, but in Morse code, all you have to do is drop a single dit (.) to turn the "r" (.-.) in 'twerking' into the "a" (.-) in 'tweaking'.

So I can understand the confusion.
 
2014-05-08 11:19:45 AM  
giffiles.alphacoders.com
 
2014-05-08 11:20:55 AM  
collegecandy.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-05-08 11:24:24 AM  
31.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-05-08 11:43:41 AM  
This thread has potential.
 
2014-05-08 11:59:51 AM  
Wait till she finds out about Harlem Shake Weed.
 
2014-05-08 12:03:04 PM  
I literally have no problem with a girl rubbing her but against my dick. Literally none
 
2014-05-08 12:11:45 PM  

charlesmartel11235: I literally have no problem with a girl rubbing her but against my dick. Literally none


What about figuratively?
 
2014-05-08 12:13:38 PM  
Was it too much trouble for them to print the reply to the fake question? Did they run out of internet?
 
2014-05-08 12:18:39 PM  

Solid State Vittles: Was it too much trouble for them to print the reply to the fake question? Did they run out of internet?


Don't.

(Does anything else really need to be said? )
 
2014-05-08 12:28:58 PM  

bdub77: Sybarite: "you were twerking in the walmart frozen foods section"
- ad from Craigslist Missed Connections (m4w Detroit)

That's like saying 'you were that person standing in line for coffee at Starbucks'


So racist, yet I am still laughing. Sigh.
 
2014-05-08 12:29:28 PM  
As was pointed out on Deadspin, Ivy league schools don't offer athletic scholarships.
 
2014-05-08 12:29:30 PM  
This is twerking:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TG4kG79YpUQ
Not safe for work.
 
2014-05-08 12:30:16 PM  
images.onlyfatrabbit.com
 
2014-05-08 12:31:49 PM  
Let's help this poor boy, or his mother will get the vapors.
 
2014-05-08 12:32:53 PM  

Enemabag Jones: This is twerking:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TG4kG79YpUQ
Not safe for work.


Trying to figure out how that is NSFW.
 
2014-05-08 12:33:50 PM  
I can see where the parent might be concerned but do a little farking research.
 
2014-05-08 12:36:02 PM  
Well, it is fake considering The Ivy League schools do not offer athletic scholarships.
 
2014-05-08 12:36:04 PM  
Dear Concerned Mom:
 You mis-heard.  Its not twerking, its twinking, and that's a whole other issue.
 
2014-05-08 12:36:39 PM  
"My 17-year-old is supposed to go to Princeton next year on asportsscholarship, "

The Ivy League does not award athletic scholarships,
 
2014-05-08 12:37:00 PM  
To quote Ron Simmons:

DAMN
 
2014-05-08 12:37:02 PM  
Abe Vigoda's Ghost
Enemabag Jones: This is twerking:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TG4kG79YpUQ
Not safe for work.
Trying to figure out how that is NSFW.


Now I am confused.

I show a pic of a guy's face on a thread, who was given a beatdown. No blood. I get banned for that for a day, even though it was directly related to the thread.

Then I link a video a chick shaking her ass at the camera and that is ok for work?

I don't get people sometimes.
 
2014-05-08 12:37:08 PM  
Everyone in the thread is ruining the environment with their continuous farking
 
2014-05-08 12:38:19 PM  

Savian: As was pointed out on Deadspin, Ivy league schools don't offer athletic scholarships.


That point was obviously lost on this lot of dedicated quidditch fans.
 
2014-05-08 12:38:36 PM  
it's ok mom. if he injures himself he'll be eligible for twerker's comp
 
2014-05-08 12:39:14 PM  

PapaChester: bdub77: Sybarite: "you were twerking in the walmart frozen foods section"
- ad from Craigslist Missed Connections (m4w Detroit)

That's like saying 'you were that person standing in line for coffee at Starbucks'

So racist, yet I am still laughing. Sigh.


Trying to find the slightest mention of any race in what you quoted.  Maybe you could help?
 
2014-05-08 12:39:35 PM  
No but your snowflake can get AIDS from a toilet seat.
 
2014-05-08 12:39:41 PM  
Unless the twerking is just a cover for jenkum production.
 
2014-05-08 12:39:45 PM  

dognose4: "My 17-year-old is supposed to go to Princeton next year on asportsscholarship, "

The Ivy League does not award athletic scholarships,


But her snowflake is the best there is! All he talks about is how many bases he's always scoring
 
2014-05-08 12:39:49 PM  

Enemabag Jones: Abe Vigoda's Ghost
Enemabag Jones: This is twerking:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TG4kG79YpUQ
Not safe for work.
Trying to figure out how that is NSFW.

Now I am confused.

I show a pic of a guy's face on a thread, who was given a beatdown. No blood. I get banned for that for a day, even though it was directly related to the thread.

Then I link a video a chick shaking her ass at the camera and that is ok for work?

I don't get people sometimes.


Bolded the important portions.  Link = no ban, in thread = ban.

From your description, I'd agree that at my workplace, that video would be NSFW.
 
2014-05-08 12:39:53 PM  
Maybe she got confused with tweaking on meth?
 
2014-05-08 12:40:26 PM  

dognose4: "My 17-year-old is supposed to go to Princeton next year on asportsscholarship, "

The Ivy League does not award athletic scholarships,


When it comes to ass sports, the Ivy League always hires professionals.
 
2014-05-08 12:42:45 PM  

blatz514: [collegecandy.files.wordpress.com image 500x381]


I feel like I should remember that episode...which one?
 
2014-05-08 12:49:11 PM  
ariseatex
Bolded the important portions. Link = no ban, in thread = ban.
From your description, I'd agree that at my workplace, that video would be NSFW.


Point made. regarding links vs in thread.

However NSFW is NSFW, link or in thread. TnA is ok, actual physical violence is not ok.
 
2014-05-08 12:49:19 PM  
I hope she doesn't vote. We're too late on the reproduction front, but I hope her son turned out a bit brighter.
 
2014-05-08 12:49:48 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Enemabag Jones: This is twerking:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TG4kG79YpUQ
Not safe for work.

Trying to figure out how that is NSFW.


Damn toot'in its not safe for work! Gives the menfolk a wiggle in their trousers that the good Lord did not intend. Do a good honest dance, like the Charleston or even a classic waltz.
 
2014-05-08 12:52:04 PM  
Besides the obviously fake "out-of-touch" mom letter, she really blew it when she said her son has an athletic scholarship for Princeton.  Everyone knows that the Ivy League schools do not offer any merit-based scholarships, only need-based.  C'mon!!! We're not idiots here!
 
2014-05-08 12:53:11 PM  

Hack Patooey: Dear Concerned Mom:
 You mis-heard.  Its not twerking, its twinking, and that's a whole other issue.



Unless its twerking with a twink tweaker - something not that uncommon in certain venues...
 
2014-05-08 12:54:10 PM  

charlesmartel11235: I literally have no problem with a girl rubbing her but against my dick. Literally none


I have two problems: blue balls or sticky pants.
 
2014-05-08 12:54:51 PM  
Dear Mom, If your son is "twerking" he has the gay.
 
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