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2014-05-08 12:46:47 PM

unknownshooter: Bob Robert: unknownshooter: Bob Robert: GrizzlyPouch: So if I broke into your house house and stole something valuable from you'd be ok with it and have respect for me because it's kind of a tough thing to do and there are consequences if I get caught?

Entering the country illegally is a misdemeanor and yet you are comparing it to breaking and entering?


Overstaying a visa might be a misdemeanor, but forging documents so you can steal someone else's identity & work here, skipping out on paying taxes, leeching off public services etc add up to more than just one misdemeanor.

What is Mexico's penalty for skipping over the border?  What will the Canadians do if you try to take a job from a Canadian?  -> hint: it isn't nice..

Skipping out on paying taxes, wrong. They pay taxes.

Leeching public services? What services do they use? Do you think they apply for food stamps and social security?

Another kid of immigrants who just showed up wants to make it harder for a new generation, typical of the conservative "I got mine" mentality

Not at all - My wife went through the process *legally*, it took many years, and cost thousands of dollars - and she is highly educated and an asset to this country.

As for leeching public services - one local hospital closed their maternity ward because the illegals were bankrupting the hospital.

http://womensenews.org/story/medicine/110120/hospital-maternity-ward s- are-closing-across-us#.U2uZz1e9Z2w


Nice try, asshole, but the story you cite as your source of this tale of illegals bankrupting a hospital through the maternity ward doesn't have anything like that in it at all.

So, which are you? Paid shill, ignorant bigot, or just a farking liar? You only get to pick one.
 
2014-05-08 12:47:06 PM

Nutsac_Jim: Khellendros: So again I say - your understanding of labor pools and nominal tax rates is astounding.  Translation - you don't know what the fark you're talking about, and you're trying to wiggle out of it by claiming I'm moving goalposts.

I posted a tax rate (lets call it the tax on milk) and this is garbage to claim this is 'paying taxes' the same as someone paying 28% and you jump in and claim someones knowledge of nominal tax rates is astounding.
The point is that claiming they pay their taxes because some worker at 7-11 MAY collect a sales tax is disingenuous.

Tell me.  What is the nominal income tax rate of someone who has income, but no taxable income.


So once again, you're claiming that the working poor (minimum wage workers) pay 28% income tax?  Have you ever filled out a 1040 on $18,000 total income?  You do not pay over $5,000 of taxes on that.  You pay roughly zero, and qualify for tax subsidies, welfare, medicaid, etc.

You are correct, illegal alien income is not taxed beyond consumer taxes.  But their benefits on that income is well below what a citizen gets for the taxes they do pay.  They get roads, and their kids can go to school.  No unemployment, no social security, no medicare, no welfare, no sectioned housing, no EIC credits, the list goes on and on.  Their use of services vs. income is more positive than the bottom fifth of citizen workers (the working poor) who do pay taxes and use public funds and services.

So no, you seem to have no clue what what you're talking about on nominal tax rates.
 
2014-05-08 12:47:20 PM

Danger Mouse: Oh and since you're woefully incapable of researching US imigration here's a link to help you with the history of Imagration law in the US, you  lazy twit.

http://www.fairus.org/facts/us_laws


You ought to watch the name calling.
 
2014-05-08 12:48:23 PM

zjoik: charlesmartel11235: no opinion but I'd love to see y'all try to rope bored white teenagers into picking strawberries for 35 cents a pound

let me tell ya bouth the rabbits george


I'm practicing my folksy republican schtick for when I run for Governor of a southern state as a Republican of South Asian descent
/actually born in Louisiana
 
2014-05-08 12:48:28 PM

dropdfun: Constructed to keep people from leaving, kinda retarded to even bring it into the conversation.


Because the DDR would've welcomed anyone hopping over the wall with open arms?

Regardless, the point is that being a bastion of freedom and liberty and whatnot means not throwing up border fortifications that would have made Nikita Kruschev envious.
 
2014-05-08 12:49:39 PM

badaboom: Epic Fap Session: Let's apply the same laws and standards today to Mexican immigrants that were applied to all the European immigrant ancestors that many Farkers are proud to cite.

Which would be?


Well, it would depend a little on the exact time of the immigration, but from 1880s until the Immigration Act of 1924, if you were from a "desirable" country in Europe, it was pretty much "Welcome to America!"
 
2014-05-08 12:50:12 PM

vudukungfu: charlesmartel11235: no opinion but I'd love to see y'all try to rope bored white teenagers into picking strawberries for 35 cents a pound

Uh. I did that when I was 13.


Grandpa Simpson?
 
2014-05-08 12:50:48 PM

BMFPitt: GrizzlyPouch: My point was laws are laws, and breaking them is not something that should earn respect.

[thumbs.media.smithsonianmag.com image 631x300]


how many people in that picture can you name without looking it up?


yeah, mad respect yo.
 
2014-05-08 12:51:17 PM

dropdfun: I have not talked to anyone working in our northern states in some time, maybe policies and procedures have changed up there with various agencies and this has had an effect on them attempting the southern border, that or Canada has been cracking down.


There are a few thousand border patrol agents in Vermont alone.
There are a couple of hundred Spanish speaking workers on a few farms hidden in plain sight.
 
2014-05-08 12:57:00 PM

badaboom: Are you comparing crossing the border illegally and having to (potentially) face consequences like deportation to the treatment of African Americans?


Actually I was providing a direct counterexample to the statement, "My point was laws are laws, and breaking them is not something that should earn respect."

stonelotus: how many people in that picture can you name without looking it up?

yeah, mad respect yo.


I don't know the name of that Tienanmen Square guy, either, so fark that guy, right Mr. Pinkmann?
 
2014-05-08 12:57:10 PM

Epic Fap Session: Danger Mouse: Oh and since you're woefully incapable of researching US imigration here's a link to help you with the history of Imagration law in the US, you  lazy twit.

http://www.fairus.org/facts/us_laws

You ought to watch the name calling.


You should check your facts. (and actually read the entire article you posted, brainiac.

The http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Center_for_Immigration_Studies">Center for Immigration Studies, an organization that advocates Immigration reduction in the United States, reported in 2004: "Households headed by illegal aliens imposed more than $26.3 billion in costs on the federal government in 2002 and paid only $16 billion in taxes, creating a net fiscal deficit of almost $10.4 billion, or $2,700 per illegal household."http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economic_impact_of_illegal_im migrants_in_ the_United_States#cite_note-63">[63]
The Feb 2011 report "The Fiscal Burden of Illegal Immigration on US Taxpayers" from the Federation for American Immigration Reform "estimates the annual costs of illegal immigration at the federal, state and local level to be about $113 billion; nearly $29 billion at the federal level and $84 billion at the state and local level. The study also estimates tax collections from illegal alien workers, both those in the above-ground economy and those in the underground economy. Those receipts [apx $13 billion] do not come close to the level of expenditures..." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economic_impact_of_illegal_immigrants_in _ the_United_States#cite_note-Federation_for_American_Immigration_Reform -64">[64]


More fun info for you, Proffesor:

http://www.fairus.org/action/cost-of-illegal-immigration-at-the-stat e- level

(and our prisons would like to have a chat with you about the cost of illegal imigration).
 
2014-05-08 12:59:32 PM
I think anyone on the planet should be able to move here. I'd bet at least half would like to. Imagine America, population 5 billion? No? Where to draw the line?
 
2014-05-08 01:01:22 PM

AaronSynn: In any instance, not just this one, I'm bothered by the mentality of 'If enough people break a law, we might as well just say screw it, and reward them for their illegal behavior'.


...aaaaaaaand THIS.
 
2014-05-08 01:03:03 PM

Bob Robert: The GOP base is white European immigrants, did you really think it was the party of inclusive and racial diversity?


Why don't you answer the actual comment?

Facetious_Speciest: I'm not a fan of "papers, please" just to get rid of Juan the dishwasher.


Don't fall for this "papers, please" nonsense. Most of these laws are in reality anti-sanctuary laws, allowing officers to cooperate with federal authorities instead of ordering them not to act on immigration violations. This will work well and they know it, that is why the pro-illegal crowd fights so hard against it by trying to compare it to "papers, please".
 
2014-05-08 01:03:38 PM

Danger Mouse: Proffesor


So what you're saying is that when nativist groups study illegal immigration, they consistently find that illegal immigration is bad and costly, but when academics do studies, it turns out there is a net benefit.

I'm shocked.
 
2014-05-08 01:03:58 PM

unknownshooter: Yeah - I know all about how long and expensive the process is to come here legally, the wife did it (from Canada) - it took years and cost thousands of dollars.


Same story here.  If she hasn't yet, make sure your wife gets her citizenship as soon as possible.  We didn't do that for my wife, and she ran into an ICE worker PMSing when it came time to renew her green card.  Long (expensive) story short, I now live in Canada, and my wife can't go back, even to visit our kids.
 
2014-05-08 01:04:15 PM

LZeitgeist: AaronSynn: In any instance, not just this one, I'm bothered by the mentality of 'If enough people break a law, we might as well just say screw it, and reward them for their illegal behavior'.

...aaaaaaaand THIS.


So you're ok with the current "drug war"?  Or are you willing to admit that maybe the situation is more complicated than it just being about the legality of the issue?
 
2014-05-08 01:04:21 PM

The more you eat the more you fart: Deport illegals. Streamline citizenship process. Limit the number of immigrants per year. Anyone caught crossing illegally is immediately made ineligible for citizenship.

If we allow amnesty, we will be the only country on the face of the planet that just allows illegal immigrants to cross our border without penalty. Even farkin' FRANCE is tougher on illegal immigrants than we are right now.


Well said.
 
2014-05-08 01:06:01 PM
Why does one have to be for deporting illegals OR immigration reform?

Why and it not be BOTH?

Boot out the illegals AND cut some of the red tape that makes it take so long to immigrate legally.
 
2014-05-08 01:09:46 PM
You know who really pisses me off? The illegals that show up on this land, commit heinous crimes including murder with great regularity, lobby the government for their own interests at the expense of everyone else, and then have thousands if not millions of kids who drain all of our social programs for every cent their worth, yet refuse to extend to others the courtesies they've enjoyed for long. You know: white people.

/is a white guy.
//we're dicks.
 
2014-05-08 01:10:44 PM

Bob Robert: I know you are one of the worst trolls on here


If that's not the biggest pot and kettle statement I've seen all week, I don't know what it.
 
2014-05-08 01:11:10 PM

Danger Mouse: Bob Robert: Danger Mouse: No we did not have unchecked immagration. You do not know what your are talking about.

And because I don't want the country overrun with diseasae ridden, criminal welfare cases you call me a racist?


Not only do you not know what you are talking about, you're an ass.

What requirements were there for people showing up in America like at Ellis Island? Citations please

No crimenals, crazies,  or prostitues were allowed in. There were medical exams and an attempt to identify and document who the people were. to the best of our abilities.

We also were in a period of unprecedented growth and were litterally giving away land in the west. Why aren't we still giving away land?  We also didn't provide free health care, EBT cards, homes, phones etc. People were required to  make it on thier own. Not so much now, eh?

The world and our society  has significantly changed since the turn of the 19 centuary, no?  Why would you not want to have background checks and medical exams for people entering the country?

Name one country that allows free, unchecked immagration that you would like the US to model after. Please.

Oh and since you're woefully incapable of researching US imigration here's a link to help you with the history of Imagration law in the US, you  lazy twit.

http://www.fairus.org/facts/us_laws


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2014-05-08 01:12:53 PM

Bob Robert: The more you eat the more you fart: Why does one have to be for deporting illegals OR immigration reform?

Why and it not be BOTH?

Boot out the illegals AND cut some of the red tape that makes it take so long to immigrate legally.

America let almost all of your ancestors here just by them crossing the border. Bunch o' hypocrites

Boot out all the families that worked hard? Separate them so the kids stay but their parents have to go? You are a sick person.


Actually i DO have the sniffles..but im pretty sure it's just allergies. Pollen season and all.
 
2014-05-08 01:13:51 PM
DrewCurtisJr

Don't fall for this "papers, please" nonsense. Most of these laws are in reality anti-sanctuary laws, allowing officers to cooperate with federal authorities instead of ordering them not to act on immigration violations. This will work well and they know it, that is why the pro-illegal crowd fights so hard against it by trying to compare it to "papers, please".

I was actually speaking of a specific practice that I directly mentioned. There are tons of videos of people going through "citizenship checkpoints," usually refusing to cooperate (as they should).

I have no problem with LEOs being allowed to communicate to proper authorities the illegal status of those they encounter in the course of their usual duties, i.e., if one apprehends someone for assault, robbery, etc., and the subject is here illegally, passing that information on and holding the person for deportation. I just hate the idea of specifically making random people, illegal or not (usually not), demonstrate proof of legal residency. Such practices are "papers, please."
 
2014-05-08 01:16:19 PM
Lots of people commit murder. Shoukd we stop arresting them?

Millions of people get speeding tickets. Should we abolish speed limit laws?

Lots of people beat their wives, commit rape, and steal. Shoukd we stop enforcing THOSE laws too?


Saying we should just stop enforcing the law because a whole bunch of people break it is just a stupid...STUPID arguement.
 
2014-05-08 01:19:10 PM

Bob Robert: The more you eat the more you fart: Why does one have to be for deporting illegals OR immigration reform?

Why and it not be BOTH?

Boot out the illegals AND cut some of the red tape that makes it take so long to immigrate legally.

America let almost all of your ancestors here just by them crossing the border. Bunch o' hypocrites

Boot out all the families that worked hard? Separate them so the kids stay but their parents have to go? You are a sick person.


Youve never worked in a maternity ward FULL of border-crossers who got their wives pregnant on purpose then waited until shevwas 8.5 months to nreak the law just so they can have a kid (on taxpayer's money btw) as a way to under-handedly get citizenship.

So..yes. Kick them out.
 
2014-05-08 01:19:25 PM
Scrotastic Method

/is a white guy.
//we're dicks.


I think we're naturally pretty awesome, honestly. It's just that large segments of our population have been co-opted into poor ideologies (corporatism, obnoxious chauvinism, aggressive militarism against targets of dubious worth, Christianity, etc.) that tend to work out poorly for other people. It's not a sign of something wrong with us that this is so, but rather that we're so awesome that these systems naturally want us on their side to promulgate them.

But that's just, like, my opinion, man.
 
2014-05-08 01:19:26 PM

GrizzlyPouch: violentsalvation: TuteTibiImperes: Let's make this easy and just get on with amnesty already.

I'm for this, with a path to citizenship five or ten years down the road. We need to stop pretending these people don't exist, or that they deserve to live in the shadows and off the books. It is wrong to exploit their lack of labor rights simply because they have no legal recourse, and it is wrong to have INS go in and break up families and send people who want to be American citizens "home" just because. We can't keep these people out, we've tried.

I have respect for the people who come here legally, but it is hard to not have respect for someone who sets out through the desert, facing dehydration and death, spending every peso to their name paying some murderous cartel coyote to get them past the checkpoints for a slim chance at the American dream. If that person isn't crooked or criminal then I'd say they passed the test, a fine addition to our country. And since we can't stop them, we should at least learn their names and give them some residency paperwork.

So if I broke into your house house and stole something valuable from you'd be ok with it and have respect for me because it's kind of a tough thing to do and there are consequences if I get caught?


That is just about as far from a valid comparison as one can get. And I say that as someone who has had a well pump burned up because illegal immigrants crossing my property left the breaker on to a poorly producing well that was not yet wired right.
 
2014-05-08 01:19:28 PM

Facetious_Speciest: if one apprehends someone for assault, robbery, etc., and the subject is here illegally, passing that information on and holding the person for deportation.


What if they are caught driving without a license? May not be the most heinous of crime but the fact is they were caught and chances are when establishing that person's identity it will be discovered that they are here illegally.

Facetious_Speciest: I just hate the idea of specifically making random people, illegal or not (usually not), demonstrate proof of legal residency. Such practices are "papers, please."


Which law(s) specifically are you referring to? I know some where characterized that way by dishonest critics but I honestly haven't seen any that allows officers to just stop random people and demand proof of citizenship.
 
2014-05-08 01:22:37 PM

Bob Robert: ChaosStar: Bob Robert: I know you are one of the worst trolls on here

If that's not the biggest pot and kettle statement I've seen all week, I don't know what it.

You are another angry troll who can't ever debate what I say so you have to drive by insult. I'm not a troll, I stay here and back up my claims. You just can't stand that liberals are educated and have common sense.


See that's the problem with you Bob, you don't debate you just troll.
You don't address the comments of others like what would occur in a real debate. You just blurt out a whole bunch of words that form coherent but off the point sentences, shout "FACTS" about citations you don't even read, and throw in "conservative" and "GOP" like they're your own personal profanities.

Will this make you feel better?
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
There you go buddy.
 
2014-05-08 01:22:52 PM

The more you eat the more you fart: Why does one have to be for deporting illegals OR immigration reform?

Why and it not be BOTH?

Boot out the illegals AND cut some of the red tape that makes it take so long to immigrate legally.


The problem with this whole discussion is that neither option is really workable: becoming a citizen/working here legally is deliberately difficult as a screening process to keep out the poor and uneducated and you can't(for a lot of reasons) deport all the illegal immigrants and it would be stupid, expensive and destruction to try. This is a problem that requires a little more nuance than you're likely to find here.
 
2014-05-08 01:24:02 PM

Bob Robert: ChaosStar: Bob Robert: I know you are one of the worst trolls on here

If that's not the biggest pot and kettle statement I've seen all week, I don't know what it.

You are another angry troll who can't ever debate what I say so you have to drive by insult. I'm not a troll, I stay here and back up my claims. You just can't stand that liberals are educated and have common sense.


Im a liberal.

Im just smarter than YOU apparently.
 
2014-05-08 01:24:53 PM

Bob Robert: The more you eat the more you fart: Youve never worked in a maternity ward FULL of border-crossers who got their wives pregnant on purpose then waited until shevwas 8.5 months to nreak the law just so they can have a kid (on taxpayer's money btw) as a way to under-handedly get citizenship.

So..yes. Kick them out.

And I am sure you have.

ChaosStar: See that's the problem with you Bob, you don't debate you just troll.

I've proved my point many times with citations and real world examples. People like you just keep personally attacking me and trolling me without debating the facts, like all the good hypocritical trolls here. Welcome to ignore.


Actually, Bob, I have. Ive been a nurse for 14 years.
 
2014-05-08 01:25:23 PM

Bob Robert: And they don't target white and asians with those tactics, it's always the mexican-y lookin types


No white or asians?

Didn't you read about this which sent the pro-illegal crowd into a fit of ecstasy even though it was in contrast to their "only be used on brown people" lies.

http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2011/11/21/373334/german-mercedes-b en z-executive-arrested-under-alabamas-immigration-law/

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/30/alabama-immigration-law-hon da _n_1121650.html
 
2014-05-08 01:28:04 PM

Bob Robert: Welcome to ignore.


i852.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-08 01:31:58 PM

Bob Robert: The more you eat the more you fart: Im a liberal.

Im just smarter than YOU apparently.

I was talking to ChaosStar, did you forget what user name each window was logged into?


The more you eat the more you fart: Actually, Bob, I have. Ive been a nurse for 14 years.

You are a master of everything. I am sure you have citations that prove your claim about maternity wards.... right? Keep trolling


I dont need citations. I saw it with my own eyes.

Master of everything? Did i claim this? I have two degrees: one in culinary arts and one in nuring.

Calling me a troll...weaksauce kiddo.

I refuted your claims with my firsthand knowledge as a medical professional that works in a charity hospital.

I think its clear who the troll is.
 
2014-05-08 01:32:44 PM
I really like what Bush proposed with making "guest worker" permits easy to get. No having to sneak across the border, we know who is here, taxes are paid, and they can go home when they want to. Too bad it didn't pass.
 
2014-05-08 01:33:04 PM
Bob Robert

And they don't target white and asians with those tactics, it's always the mexican-y lookin types

Actually, they seem to target anyone and everyone, these days. We're rather rapidly leaving the traditional territory of white people (or acceptably quasi-white people) being treated special in return for support of a particular system. Too much profit and too much power to be had oppressing everyone.

This may be a strategic error on the part of the powers that be. It certainly seems that way to me. It used to be that the poorest white people could usually be persuaded to allow (and support, representationally) horrible abuses of other people as long as such were largely confined to those other people, but (IMO) this system is breaking down as it becomes more and more apparent that what you allow your government to do to others, they will eventually think they can do to you for their own power or profit.

Which, of course, is largely the way it's always been, but it becomes more obvious the longer it continues.

Jebus and crying eagles will not satisfy even poor, ignorant white people forever. Couple that with the amazingly increased flow of unsanitised information across the world now, and there are problems on the horizon and at the door. Old systems will break, or the same powers will have to buckle down so hard that revolution of various sorts becomes inevitable.

In the war for freedom from oligarchs, Juan the dishwasher, Chuck the redneck and Dekwan the attractive and successful are on the same side, even if they ordinarily don't want anything to do with one another. This is inevitable.

/the dialectic says so
//logic demands it
///and white pride means having enough esteem in your own people that you will not be used by those who poorly mouth piety to your interests at the expense of other and, eventually, yourselves

My alarmingly decreased rum bottle says it is known.
 
2014-05-08 01:35:14 PM

Bob Robert: The more you eat the more you fart: I dont need citations. I saw it with my own eyes.

So I should just study it out


The more you eat the more you fart: I refuted your claims

That word, it does not mean what you think it means

Ploink


It means..your claims are wrong...and i AM proof.

Why? Because unless YOU worked in a hospital, yiu have no firsthand knowledge. I do.
 
2014-05-08 01:35:20 PM

Bob Robert: You showed those laws are racist and only target non whites and you think that proves your point?


Nah, just once again wanted to demonstrate that you don't know what you are talking about, and that your reading comprehension is very low.

Bob Robert: And

they don't target white and asians with those tactics, it's always the mexican-y lookin types
 
2014-05-08 01:38:54 PM

Bob Robert: And you know who needs to lie about what their job is when trying to prove a point without facts to back their lies up? Trolls.

"I'm a doctor so I can tell you XYZ is wrong"

Nope, you're a lying troll.


If i knew of a way to anonymously post a picture....i could make you look VERY stupid right now....
 
2014-05-08 01:39:18 PM
Fess up, Mr Tancredo. I know you're posting in this thread somewhere.
 
2014-05-08 01:39:58 PM

The more you eat the more you fart: It means..your claims are wrong...and i AM proof.


Well, as a fighter pilot, I can confirm that you don't exist.

See how that works?  We're on the internet where anyone can say anything, and none of it means shiat.
 
2014-05-08 01:40:27 PM
DrewCurtisJr

What if they are caught driving without a license? May not be the most heinous of crime but the fact is they were caught and chances are when establishing that person's identity it will be discovered that they are here illegally.

Ok. Deport them. They'll come right back, but if it makes you happy...

Of course, I have to imagine that there's some provision in places that want to provide licenses to such people that would protect them from such deportation...otherwise, who the hell would sign up?

Which law(s) specifically are you referring to? I know some where characterized that way by dishonest critics but I honestly haven't seen any that allows officers to just stop random people and demand proof of citizenship.

I'm not talking about a law, but a practice. Seriously, watch some of the libertarian types go through these checkpoints. The agents involved always want you to establish that you're a citizen, and almost always let you go after you refuse to comply. It seems to me that they're using "illegals" as an excuse to try and get us used to such random bullshiat as an almost-literal "papers, please" society.

If you have no idea what I'm talking about, do a search on liveleak or something for "DHS checkpoint" and the like.
 
2014-05-08 01:40:57 PM
Bob Robert
they don't target white and asians with those tactics, it's always the mexican-y lookin types


Why do they always ignore the Samoans too? I guess no one wants to pick a fight with a Samoan.
 
2014-05-08 01:42:58 PM

muck4doo: I guess no one wants to pick a fight with a Samoan.


I wouldn't want to cross a Samoan. 
You know what you get when you cross a Samoan with a Mexican?
Samoa-Mexicans.

get it?
 
2014-05-08 01:43:40 PM

udhq: The more you eat the more you fart: It means..your claims are wrong...and i AM proof.

Well, as a fighter pilot, I can confirm that you don't exist.

See how that works?  We're on the internet where anyone can say anything, and none of it means shiat.


Except im not claiming to be a fighter pilot.
 
2014-05-08 01:45:11 PM

Bob Robert: And you know who needs to lie about what their job is when trying to prove a point without facts to back their lies up? Trolls.

"I'm a doctor so I can tell you XYZ is wrong"

Nope, you're a lying troll.


i1375.photobucket.com

What were you saying? Lol
 
2014-05-08 01:47:44 PM

The more you eat the more you fart: Bob Robert: And you know who needs to lie about what their job is when trying to prove a point without facts to back their lies up? Trolls.

"I'm a doctor so I can tell you XYZ is wrong"

Nope, you're a lying troll.



What were you saying? Lol


Oh..and btw..that's a magnet status pin.

Means not only am I a nurse, but i am in the top 1% of nurses nationwide.

So...go fark yourself.
 
2014-05-08 01:49:31 PM

The more you eat the more you fart: Except im not claiming to be a fighter pilot.


Well, I was just pointing this out because for some reason, I have you farkied as "claims to be a doctor, definitely doesn't sound like it."  No idea when/why this happened.
 
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