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(Daily Mail)   Mom tells cops to lock up her 42-year-old son after he went on 'drunken rampage' and destroyed her house with a baseball bat. This is why Florida is in desperate need of basements   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 42
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2014-05-08 08:29:32 AM
Smug looking little shiat, ain't he
 
2014-05-08 08:31:04 AM
Stick him in the basement to drown.
 
2014-05-08 08:32:06 AM
Whoo, now minor domestic disturbances are Daily Fail fodder.
 
2014-05-08 08:33:29 AM
This begs the question; Where do the socially awkward spend their time in Florida?
 
2014-05-08 08:35:43 AM
Too bad Mom didn't stand her ground.
 
2014-05-08 08:36:24 AM
He did it like this, he did it like that
 
2014-05-08 08:38:48 AM
Give him a break, he had to bat all the half-full glasses of water at the alien.  You have to expect a little collateral damage there.
 
2014-05-08 08:40:47 AM
Janice Rossi is a whore!
 
2014-05-08 08:42:09 AM
And I thought failure to launch only happened at Cape Kennedy.
 
2014-05-08 08:43:05 AM
All he wanted was a Pepsi.
 
2014-05-08 08:43:08 AM
She should've kicked out the little shiat 24 years ago.
 
2014-05-08 08:45:10 AM

HeartBurnKid: Give him a break, he had to bat all the half-full glasses of water at the alien.  You have to expect a little collateral damage there.


You mean the alien that was smart enough to be able to travel through space in a practical manner, but didn't think that invading a planet that is covered in a chemical that could kill him was a bad idea?

I'm pretty sure that even us stupid humans would either bypass a planet covered in chlorine, or wear a protective suit.
 
2014-05-08 08:45:54 AM

xanadian: She should've kicked out the little shiat 24 years ago.





/Agreed. Kick that little coont to the curb already. Bad enough he's mooching off her, and a addict, but now her whole house is destroyed. Well, i guess it could have been worse, he could have killed her and then lived off her pension or whatever she's getting. It's been done before.
 
2014-05-08 08:46:58 AM

GameSprocket: HeartBurnKid: Give him a break, he had to bat all the half-full glasses of water at the alien.  You have to expect a little collateral damage there.

You mean the alien that was smart enough to be able to travel through space in a practical manner, but didn't think that invading a planet that is covered in a chemical that could kill him was a bad idea?

I'm pretty sure that even us stupid humans would either bypass a planet covered in chlorine, or wear a protective suit.


That's the one.  Also can't figure out doors.
 
2014-05-08 08:51:24 AM

GameSprocket: HeartBurnKid: Give him a break, he had to bat all the half-full glasses of water at the alien.  You have to expect a little collateral damage there.

You mean the alien that was smart enough to be able to travel through space in a practical manner, but didn't think that invading a planet that is covered in a chemical that could kill him was a bad idea?

I'm pretty sure that even us stupid humans would either bypass a planet covered in chlorine, or wear a protective suit.


Any advanced aliens would know that workplace safety regs kill the economy. Study it out
 
2014-05-08 08:52:20 AM
Sounds like my loser 41 year old brother.

I suspect that much like my mother, that woman enabled him.

DNRTFA
 
2014-05-08 08:52:41 AM

HeartBurnKid: GameSprocket: HeartBurnKid: Give him a break, he had to bat all the half-full glasses of water at the alien.  You have to expect a little collateral damage there.

You mean the alien that was smart enough to be able to travel through space in a practical manner, but didn't think that invading a planet that is covered in a chemical that could kill him was a bad idea?

I'm pretty sure that even us stupid humans would either bypass a planet covered in chlorine, or wear a protective suit.

That's the one.  Also can't figure out doors.


I wonder who M Night Shamalamadingdong bought the Sixth Sense from. Based on his subsequent work, it is increasingly evident that he didn't write that.
 
2014-05-08 08:55:40 AM
**grabs shaker full of LIFE and begins to shakeI it**  90 days of rehab, 90 days of jail, a year of probation and VIOLA!  a new human.

or not.
 
2014-05-08 08:56:19 AM

webron: GameSprocket: HeartBurnKid: Give him a break, he had to bat all the half-full glasses of water at the alien.  You have to expect a little collateral damage there.

You mean the alien that was smart enough to be able to travel through space in a practical manner, but didn't think that invading a planet that is covered in a chemical that could kill him was a bad idea?

I'm pretty sure that even us stupid humans would either bypass a planet covered in chlorine, or wear a protective suit.

Any advanced aliens would know that workplace safety regs kill the economy. Study it out


Maybe the smart ones were back in the ship.

Hey, Bob. I'm gonna need you to go out there and kidnap some folks. Don't worry about that water stuff. The main office ran the numbers and figured out that any risk is pretty small. You would have to run into a tard with a bat and a shiat-load of half empty water glasses to have any trouble. We're pretty sure that they will never figure out to turn on the sprinklers.
 
2014-05-08 08:56:42 AM

xanadian: She should've kicked out the little shiat 24 years ago.


Yes, it's partly her fault for allowing this.  When we (four kids) graduated from college my mom told each of us we had 6 months to save up money, then we had to GTFO.  We knew she meant it (because she always absolutely serious) and we all did, and nobody ever went back.

/We all love Mom very much BTW.
 
2014-05-08 09:00:52 AM
$100 says he votes republican and blames everything on Obama.
 
2014-05-08 09:07:39 AM

StarSys: $100 says he votes republican and blames everything on Obama.


Blames Obama, yes.  But I'd be surprised if this loser has enough ambition to find his way to a polling place to vote.
 
2014-05-08 09:08:32 AM
So why wasn't he at work? Sloppy reporting.
 
2014-05-08 09:09:27 AM
isn't port st lucie the town where that kid killed his parents and held a house party the same night?
 
2014-05-08 09:10:00 AM
"I'm Bat Man", he was heard to say.
 
2014-05-08 09:12:04 AM
Its unfortunately for this mother, she needs to cut contact with this kid and let him die on his own. No doubt he's a heavy alcoholic, now he has destroyed her home. This guy doesn't give a rats ass about the world, all he wants to do is get boozed up - some serious mental issues going on.
It reminds me of the billy badasses that go into a bar then act like a navy seal member only to get their shiat knocked the fark out.

I suspected if this assclown acted this way in public, someone wouldn't put up with his shiat, sorry his mommy did.
 
2014-05-08 09:12:32 AM
zarker: Smug looking little shiat, ain't he

Yep.
 
2014-05-08 09:15:11 AM
Traditional Florida cracker houses don't even have a crawlspace.  The house sits on brick or stone piers.
 
2014-05-08 09:17:12 AM

Solty Dog: This begs the question; Where do the socially awkward spend their time in Florida?


Since the six inch water table here in mighty Florida rules out basements we use handi houses for all our misfit storage needs...
 
2014-05-08 09:23:04 AM
♫ The sheriff  don't like it
Lock'n the Son up
Lock the Son up
The sheriff  don't like it
Lock'n the Son up
Lock the Son up ♫
 
2014-05-08 09:27:12 AM
If that happened here in Japan, there's a good chance the police would respond by saying, "Your son, your problem.  Sucks to be you."

/Yes, such cases have happened.
//Yes, at least one parent in such a case wound up being killed.
///Yes, the police "involved" still insisted they did the right thing.
 
2014-05-08 09:40:11 AM

moodyfark: If that happened here in Japan, there's a good chance the police would respond by saying, "Your son, your problem.  Sucks to be you."

/Yes, such cases have happened.
//Yes, at least one parent in such a case wound up being killed.
///Yes, the police "involved" still insisted they did the right thing.


Well, the cops would have been right in that being a solution. It would no longer suck to be them, being dead and all.
 
2014-05-08 09:43:44 AM
What's is Fark name ??
 
2014-05-08 09:44:43 AM
If the house was destroyed with a bat then it probably wouldn't have survived the next storm.
 
2014-05-08 10:04:39 AM
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!
 
2014-05-08 10:25:22 AM
Brother Carlo unavailable for comment.

/barf
 
2014-05-08 10:29:24 AM
I live in Orlando and I have a basement....and it doesn't flood.
 
2014-05-08 10:54:48 AM
Too many martinis now Rossi's on ice.
 
2014-05-08 11:17:08 AM
Isn't (wasn't) there some show about spoiled men who still live with / on their mothers?  Is this from that?
 
2014-05-08 12:10:05 PM

Solty Dog: This begs the question; Where do the socially awkward spend their time in Florida?


Converted garages. Ones that were done without proper permitting, inspection, and additional insulation, so they're usually 20 degrees warmer and have a bug problem.
 
2014-05-08 12:25:22 PM
So we gotta ban baseball bats now?
 
2014-05-08 01:21:26 PM

moodyfark: If that happened here in Japan, there's a good chance the police would respond by saying, "Your son, your problem.  Sucks to be you."

/Yes, such cases have happened.
//Yes, at least one parent in such a case wound up being killed.
///Yes, the police "involved" still insisted they did the right thing.


I saw a weird news story about how some Japanese men will shut themselves off in a room of their parents house and never leave. And the parents are so ashamed and embarassed that they do nothing.
 
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