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(Click2Houston)   Nice yard you got there. It'd be a shame if some bald guy took a dump in it   (click2houston.com) divider line 50
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2014-05-08 12:37:19 AM
I'm not bald subtard
 
2014-05-08 12:51:42 AM
Felt even dirtier reading the comments.
 
2014-05-08 12:53:12 AM
FTFA: One neighbor placed the camera in a nearby tree to try and catch the suspect, several images were recorded that show an older man who is balding with a mustache wearing shorts.

His mustache is wearing shorts?
 
2014-05-08 01:00:36 AM

LadySusan: Felt even dirtier reading the comments.


Well if those aren't motivation to get out and vote in the midterms I don't know what is.
 
2014-05-08 01:15:00 AM
Bits of corn in it?
 
2014-05-08 01:23:26 AM
You really should curb your bald guy. It's the neighborly thing to do.
 
2014-05-08 02:04:55 AM
I wouldn't mind so much if the guy had a full head of hair.

Go ahead, take a dump dude, right there by my newly planted maple tree. Do you rinse and repeat? Is that the key to your thick, flowing mane of a hair-do?

/bald people, gtfo
 
2014-05-08 02:18:40 AM
Nice bald head you got there, be a shame if somebody took a dump on it....
 
2014-05-08 02:25:40 AM
I'm pretty sure someone took a dump in my side yard last week, or it was a REALLY big dog.

It was gone after we had our lawn mowed by a company though heh.
 
2014-05-08 02:28:42 AM
Damn bald people, ruining everything.
 
2014-05-08 02:31:59 AM
Would it have made a difference if the guy weren't bald?
 
2014-05-08 02:32:26 AM
I got caught peeing in my girlfriend 's neighbor 's yard by her parents when I was in highschool. They made me knock on their neighbor's door and apologize to them. The victims were old Chinese people trying to eat dinner that didn't seem to give two shiats. I peed on their daughter more then once. I hated her and her parents.
 
2014-05-08 02:37:55 AM
My hat is off to the serial dumper. I can't drop one in a public rest room, much less somebody' yard. It is either home or a hotel for me.
 
2014-05-08 02:41:06 AM
Whar hero tag, whar?
 
2014-05-08 02:44:06 AM

99.998er: My hat is off to the serial dumper. I can't drop one in a public rest room, much less somebody' yard. It is either home or a hotel for me.


Your hat is off? You know that that's not the proper way to salute a serial pooper.
 
2014-05-08 02:48:25 AM
At least he brought his own TP, in my serial poopin days I would go commando after a drunkun serial sidewalk poopin!!!

Man has class!!,
 
2014-05-08 02:52:29 AM
Funny how they say, man repeatedly going to the bathroom on people's lawns.... Rich people have bathrooms even on their lawns now these days???
 
2014-05-08 02:57:43 AM
When I was about 7, I climbed on top of the school with a friend, broke the window, climbed down to the gym and took a shiat on it.

I paid for my crimes so I can now talk about them.

There's no point to the story...I just like to talk about my poops.
 
2014-05-08 02:58:44 AM

Danger Avoid Death: FTFA: One neighbor placed the camera in a nearby tree to try and catch the suspect, several images were recorded that show an older man who is balding with a mustache wearing shorts.

His mustache is wearing shorts?


i131.photobucket.com

chinderwear
 
2014-05-08 03:03:03 AM

SpdrJay: Nice bald head you got there, be a shame if somebody took a dump on it....


img.fark.net

Approves.
 
2014-05-08 03:04:40 AM
A well aimed shot of bear spray delivered mid dump, would likely dissuade further visits.

What are they going to do, tell the cops?
 
2014-05-08 03:06:11 AM
CSB
I shat pretty openly in a public park once. It was the middle of the night, and it was an emergency. I ran across the park to the bathroom, and the door was locked. The running made it worse and if I hadn't dropped my pants right there it wouldve been in my pants.
/csb
 
2014-05-08 03:17:17 AM
Was he mainland Chinese, perchance?
 
2014-05-08 03:30:32 AM
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2014-05-08 03:33:58 AM

gweilo8888: Was he mainland Chinese, perchance?


A little town called Hu Flungdu, in the Dum Ping province, in the Ting Kling prefecture.
 
2014-05-08 03:36:27 AM
They should contact the local paper and see if this guy throws a route.
 
2014-05-08 04:07:57 AM
Might be a little upset the neighbors have been letting their dog poo in his lawn. Revenge pooping is what I'm saying.
 
2014-05-08 06:01:28 AM

Luven: Might be a little upset the neighbors have been letting their dog poo in his lawn. Revenge pooping is what I'm saying.


If they find out where the Phantom Shiatter lives, the neighborhood should take up a collection and order a truckfull of manure for a special delivery.
 
2014-05-08 06:16:16 AM
His shorts are wearing a moustache?
 
2014-05-08 06:41:21 AM

Sumatra7: His shorts are wearing a moustache?


You have no excuse
 
2014-05-08 07:11:11 AM
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2014-05-08 08:19:56 AM
I have an image of the Houston PD rounding up a bunch of baldies and acusing them all of being the serial pooper, but picking out one in particular.
Then the rest stand up and say "I am Poopacus!" In a stand of solidarity.
 
2014-05-08 08:27:35 AM
Maybe the pooper actually works for the police department and edited the video to look like a bald guy to protect his identity. Sort of like Dexter but with more poop.
 
2014-05-08 08:30:49 AM
Am I the only one who thinks it's funny that she the report by saying "Local 2"  I swear I'm a 13 year old boy at heart.
 
2014-05-08 08:47:58 AM
That reminds me.. I have to take a crazy dump right now... Thanks Subby.
 
2014-05-08 08:50:20 AM

NoahFenze: That reminds me.. I have to take a crazy dump right now... Thanks Subby.


How is that something you forget
 
2014-05-08 09:41:48 AM
He usually strikes on Scaturday evenings .
 
2014-05-08 09:46:11 AM
People get free lawn fertilization service and all they can do is biatch, biatch, biatch. What's this country coming to?
 
2014-05-08 09:49:38 AM
This was a plot in an episode of Life, wasn't it?
 
2014-05-08 09:51:30 AM
They found Bob Ford?
 
2014-05-08 09:54:08 AM

JackieRabbit: People get free lawn fertilization service and all they can do is biatch, biatch, biatch. What's this country coming to?


In their defense, they also possibly get exposure to e. coli, and any other diseases this man might be carrying.  Human poo is a good fertilizer, if composted then "cured" for a year so any bacteria and viruses die off.  I know you were joking I just want to share my poo composting knowledge.
 
2014-05-08 09:56:36 AM
Does not approve
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/but I know you approve of this post.
 
2014-05-08 10:03:14 AM

Carn: JackieRabbit: People get free lawn fertilization service and all they can do is biatch, biatch, biatch. What's this country coming to?

In their defense, they also possibly get exposure to e. coli, and any other diseases this man might be carrying.  Human poo is a good fertilizer, if composted then "cured" for a year so any bacteria and viruses die off.  I know you were joking I just want to share my poo composting knowledge.


Every animal has E. Coli in their bowel; without it, you'd be unable to digest certain foods. You get it on your skin almost constantly, since it is environmentally ubiquitous. A few strains are pathological, but most are not.
 
2014-05-08 10:20:17 AM

JackieRabbit: Carn: JackieRabbit: People get free lawn fertilization service and all they can do is biatch, biatch, biatch. What's this country coming to?

In their defense, they also possibly get exposure to e. coli, and any other diseases this man might be carrying.  Human poo is a good fertilizer, if composted then "cured" for a year so any bacteria and viruses die off.  I know you were joking I just want to share my poo composting knowledge.

Every animal has E. Coli in their bowel; without it, you'd be unable to digest certain foods. You get it on your skin almost constantly, since it is environmentally ubiquitous. A few strains are pathological, but most are not.


Everything I've read says human poo has to be composted and cured just to be safe (although pee can be collected, diluted and used as fertilizer right away).  If you want to play with your poop I say go for it.  I'll wait til I live somewhere that allows a composting toilet.
 
2014-05-08 10:28:36 AM
"One neighbor placed the camera in a nearby tree to try and catch the suspect, several images were recorded that show an older man who is balding with a mustache wearing shorts."

Fark, I am disappoint.

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2014-05-08 10:36:55 AM

Carn: JackieRabbit: Carn: JackieRabbit: People get free lawn fertilization service and all they can do is biatch, biatch, biatch. What's this country coming to?

In their defense, they also possibly get exposure to e. coli, and any other diseases this man might be carrying.  Human poo is a good fertilizer, if composted then "cured" for a year so any bacteria and viruses die off.  I know you were joking I just want to share my poo composting knowledge.

Every animal has E. Coli in their bowel; without it, you'd be unable to digest certain foods. You get it on your skin almost constantly, since it is environmentally ubiquitous. A few strains are pathological, but most are not.

Everything I've read says human poo has to be composted and cured just to be safe (although pee can be collected, diluted and used as fertilizer right away).  If you want to play with your poop I say go for it.  I'll wait til I live somewhere that allows a composting toilet.


You are operating off of a very limited information set. It isn't just human feces that should first be composted. ALL fecal matter should be and not just because of the possible pathogens in it. But this is not going to stop you from being exposed to it. You have it all over your body right this minute and you don't even know it. There are hundreds of times the number of bacterial cells in your body than there are human cells. We are all little cootie factories and we wouldn't be alive if we weren't.
 
2014-05-08 10:48:30 AM

JackieRabbit: Carn: JackieRabbit: Carn: JackieRabbit: People get free lawn fertilization service and all they can do is biatch, biatch, biatch. What's this country coming to?

In their defense, they also possibly get exposure to e. coli, and any other diseases this man might be carrying.  Human poo is a good fertilizer, if composted then "cured" for a year so any bacteria and viruses die off.  I know you were joking I just want to share my poo composting knowledge.

Every animal has E. Coli in their bowel; without it, you'd be unable to digest certain foods. You get it on your skin almost constantly, since it is environmentally ubiquitous. A few strains are pathological, but most are not.

Everything I've read says human poo has to be composted and cured just to be safe (although pee can be collected, diluted and used as fertilizer right away).  If you want to play with your poop I say go for it.  I'll wait til I live somewhere that allows a composting toilet.

You are operating off of a very limited information set. It isn't just human feces that should first be composted. ALL fecal matter should be and not just because of the possible pathogens in it. But this is not going to stop you from being exposed to it. You have it all over your body right this minute and you don't even know it. There are hundreds of times the number of bacterial cells in your body than there are human cells. We are all little cootie factories and we wouldn't be alive if we weren't.


I understand.  I'm only a third year gardener - in hockey terms I'm still a rookie.  Any poo needs to be composted before use, if only because some of them while breaking down can do stuff like modify the ph or absorb other nutrients while they break down.  One book mentioned horse manure could do this, and chicken shiat is too high in nitrogen so if you don't compost it'll burn the plants.  And you're only supposed to use from herbivores or omnivores like chickens.  Dogs and cats are right out (if your compost doesn't get hot enough it can't kill certain nasty stuff they carry).  However there are different schools of thought on what's the best way to compost (in prep for garden).  Some peeps have their compost pile right in one corner of the garden and just move around where they plant.  Others like the "Let it Rot" folks say don't worry about a pile just put your scraps/grass/whatever right back into the garden.  It'll rot it's all good.  Then there's "bokashi" composting which allows you to compost even meats, bones, fats and oils by fermenting in a closed bucket then mixing with soil and burying after it decomposes.  Haven't tried this yet but I want to.

I almost enjoy making dirt more than actually gardening.  I had 5 wheelbarrows of compost when I filled in my beds last week.  I found the king and queen of the nightcrawlers and tons of red wigglers and all kinds of other life.  The process is so simple and natural and it fascinates me.  It also has made me way more aware of just how wasteful our sewage methods are.

/Gardening = playing with dirt
 
2014-05-08 11:14:43 AM
Humpty Dumpty squats in the yard
Humpty Dumpty's stool wasn't hard
All the cameras and all of the neighbors
Couldn't stop Humpty's street-shiatting capers.
 
2014-05-08 02:03:00 PM
Set up a thing to automatically spray him with a hose like this guy did.

/don't trust bald people
//2 of my exes now married to baldies
 
2014-05-08 03:30:34 PM
Don't tell me...

The local police included the phrase "The Poopatraitor" in their official report.
 
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