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(CBS News)   More cops have died due to illnesses contracted from 9/11's aftermath than cops who died in the attack   ( divider line
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2014-05-08 02:21:53 AM  
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martissimo: ongbok: fusillade762: ongbok: Mark Ratner: I blame the Jews, thermite, and Joe Buck.


I understand thermite and Joe Buck, but Jews?

There was a rumor flying around that all the Jews that worked in the WTC were told to stay home that day. The implication being that it was a false flag attack orchestrated by Israel.

Hmmm. Well we all know it is a well known fact that Joe Buck high tailed it out of NYC by train the night before.

Right after pissing in some Jews shoes

Jews had nothing to do with 911, it was all Joe Buck. Joe Buck paid for and manipulated Al Qaeda into performing and taking credit for the attacks. Why would Joe Buck attack NYC? I know that is the question you are asking. Attacking NYC or terrorism wasn't his reason. His reason for planning, funding and manipulating Al Qaeda into pulling off the attacks was Bob Costas. Yes, Bob Costas was the true target of the attack. Of course Al Qaeda didn't know this, they and the rest of the world thought the purpose was to strike a blow to the American financial system. But what they and the rest of the world didn't know was that Bob Costas was supposed to be at the WTC that morning. Joe buck wanted to eliminate Bob Costas so he could be the king of the sports announcer world. And he would have succeeded if Costas wasn't a degenerate drunk and was so hung over that morning that he was running late to the meeting he had at the WTC.
2014-05-08 01:12:19 AM  
2 votes:
Swine flu?
2014-05-08 01:37:18 AM  
1 vote:
2014-05-08 01:24:03 AM  
1 vote:
I blame the Jews, thermite, and Joe Buck.
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