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(Campus Reform)   Students post ad for hitman to injure them severely enough so that they won't die, but wouldn't have to take finals either   ( divider line
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4234 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 May 2014 at 11:11 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-05-07 11:51:20 PM  
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Yep sounds like the kind of stupid crap a collage student would come up with. If its not in a book they just can't understand.
2014-05-07 11:41:17 PM  
1 vote:
You'll never land a husband with that attitude ladies - gonna have to work harder for that communications/media/journalism/english/art history degree.
2014-05-07 11:38:41 PM  
1 vote:
Yeah, I'd hit two lovely ladies by vehicle with permission.  Then by vagina without.  amirite?
2014-05-07 11:35:39 PM  
1 vote:

BalugaJoe: Usually they just call in a bomb threat.

On their cell phone.
2014-05-07 11:31:51 PM  
1 vote:
I found myself thinking the same thing on the way to my calculus final yesterday. Unfortunately, I made it there safely and on time.
2014-05-07 09:05:21 PM  
1 vote:
I thought you were supposed to hire the hitman to bump off your roommate?
2014-05-07 07:45:48 PM  
1 vote:
Usually they just call in a bomb threat.
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