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(Daily Star)   The world's tallest bride: 6ft 8in Brazilian beauty to marry her 5ft 4in boyfriend   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line 147
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2014-05-07 07:46:26 PM
Good for him.
 
2014-05-07 08:10:32 PM
Those legs go all the way up.


/huzza!
 
2014-05-07 08:29:25 PM
Can't wait for someone to point out she has sharp knees.
 
2014-05-07 08:44:51 PM
Bet he can't wait to go up on her.
 
2014-05-07 09:18:38 PM
His lips are right about at nipple height. Convenient.
 
2014-05-07 10:14:49 PM
Can someone post a diagram of a less than awkward sexual position for them?

/curious, for a friend.
//blessings on the nuptials
 
2014-05-07 10:15:22 PM

Mugato: Bet he can't wait to go up on her.


ha!
 
2014-05-07 10:16:06 PM
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
 
2014-05-07 10:16:40 PM
Minus the height thing, they look like brother and sister.
 
2014-05-07 10:17:49 PM
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2014-05-07 10:18:11 PM

Mugato: Bet he can't wait to go up on her.


Applause
 
2014-05-07 10:19:08 PM

MichiganFTL: [hayleycampbell.files.wordpress.com image 747x455]


That's a big biatch!
 
2014-05-07 10:19:35 PM
She's got to be an amusement park ride in bed.  Or at least a state fair ride.  With a creepy, possibly ex-con carney taking tickets and working the controls.  While you slowly feel funnel cake and deep fried butter nausea work it's way through your intestine, while clutching a giant stuffed bear you won from throwing softballs at milkcans.  Or is it a stuffed dog?  It doesn't matter as it's about to become a barf bag and you can't rip the head off fast enough.
 
2014-05-07 10:19:42 PM
Despite a massive 1ft 4in between them, Francinaldo had no problem increasing the distance by dropping to one knee after a romantic stroll along the beach.

Go on...
 
2014-05-07 10:19:53 PM
Check for the penis
 
2014-05-07 10:20:21 PM

Mugato: Bet he can't wait to go up on her.


You Magnificent Bastard !!!!
 
2014-05-07 10:20:25 PM
Does she play basketball?
 
2014-05-07 10:22:22 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: Check for the penis


I did; mine's still where I left it.
 
2014-05-07 10:22:42 PM
i884.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-07 10:22:53 PM
You so would, and you know it.
 
2014-05-07 10:22:54 PM
Now time for snoo snoo!
 
2014-05-07 10:23:30 PM
Beauty?

That's like the Great Britian "smokin hot" meme, right?
 
2014-05-07 10:24:52 PM
damn, she looks well worth the climb.  well done, shorty.
 
2014-05-07 10:25:10 PM

JoieD'Zen: Can someone post a diagram of a less than awkward sexual position for them?

/curious, for a friend.
//blessings on the nuptials


Doggie style, only with him standing.
 
2014-05-07 10:25:46 PM
Fatty!
 
2014-05-07 10:28:18 PM
I remember reading about that giant in China who was ~10 feet tall marrying a woman under 5 feet tall.

You really wonder if those marriages have a chance. I'll bet they're still together, though. Every one said he was nuts over her.
 
2014-05-07 10:31:43 PM
When you're nose to nose you have your toes in it and when you're toes to toes you have your nose in it.
 
2014-05-07 10:32:31 PM
So are they going to have normal sized kids? Or will it be like one midget and one giant?
 
2014-05-07 10:32:45 PM
She is really beautiful, would be cool to find if she has a matching personality.
 
2014-05-07 10:33:05 PM
Hope he's got at least 10 inches, she's probably got at least that much vaginal canal.

Inb4 insecure farkers and fat desperate women claim 'length doesn't matter'.
 
2014-05-07 10:35:33 PM
Despite a massive 1ft 4in between them, Francinaldo had no problem increasing the distance by dropping to one knee after a romantic stroll along the beach.
"I told him many times, 'do not ask me to marry you because my answer will be no' - I think that's what he was thinking," said Elisany.
"I was so nervous when I saw him there. I don't even know how I coped."


Francinaldo, keenly remembering her warnings that she would not marry her midget lover, effortlessly hurled himself toward failure by proposing to Elisany. Elisany could see the nervousness on Francinaldo's face as he beamed with confidence. Sharing her lover's discomfort, she coped with the situation by agreeing to marry him, knowing that soon she would be in the safety of Jamal's arms.
 
2014-05-07 10:35:59 PM
Dude has to go Up on Her to mske her happy.
 
2014-05-07 10:36:16 PM

strangeluck: She is really beautiful, would be cool to find if she has a matching personality.


no joke. She is beautiful
 
2014-05-07 10:36:16 PM
They're all the same height on their back.
 
2014-05-07 10:36:51 PM
Not for anything, she's got a cute face, but an "aspiring model"?  Really?  She should aspire a sandwich or two.
 
2014-05-07 10:37:52 PM

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: So are they going to have normal sized kids? Or will it be like one midget and one giant?


TFA says her height was caused by a tumor on a gland, which could have caused some damage, if I understand it correctly.

But my GED in medicine says if she does get pregnant, chances are would be normal baby, barring any medical issues due to her own size and such.
 
2014-05-07 10:38:12 PM
Daaaaaamn! He's a micro-pimp! Good for him! She's pretty flippin' attractive!
 
2014-05-07 10:39:30 PM
Had sex with a 6'3" broad a few times. I was terrible.
 
2014-05-07 10:39:52 PM
how.


i.dailymail.co.uk

// am in awe of that woman's nethers
/// come to think of it, also shaq's nethers
 
2014-05-07 10:40:02 PM
"He was talking to another girl and I was jealous," she said. "He intrigued me - I wanted to know more about him."

Female predictability does not diminish with height apparently.
 
2014-05-07 10:40:03 PM

Phineas: Hope he's got at least 10 inches, she's probably got at least that much vaginal canal.

Inb4 insecure farkers and fat desperate women claim 'length doesn't matter'.


Length doesn't matter!!!

/wait a minute...
 
2014-05-07 10:41:48 PM

JoieD'Zen: Can someone post a diagram of a less than awkward sexual position for them?

/curious, for a friend.
//blessings on the nuptials


Exactly where my mind went, have always wondered about the logistics.

/not real sure I want to know
//can't help myself
///found love, good on them
 
2014-05-07 10:42:32 PM

strangeluck: But my GED in medicine says if she does get pregnant, chances are would be normal baby, barring any medical issues due to her own size and such.


Normal baby with NO fear of heights!
 
2014-05-07 10:43:02 PM

Mugato: Bet he can't wait to go up on her.


I stopped reading here.  Thread won!
 
2014-05-07 10:44:07 PM
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2014-05-07 10:44:08 PM

strangeluck: But my GED in medicine says if she does get pregnant, chances are would be normal baby


It'll probably be afraid of heights...
 
2014-05-07 10:45:01 PM

Phineas: Hope he's got at least 10 inches, she's probably got at least that much vaginal canal.


Her pelvic area looks normal sized.  She just has long limbs and torso.
 
2014-05-07 10:46:42 PM
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2014-05-07 10:47:53 PM
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2014-05-07 10:48:51 PM

Mugato: Bet he can't wait to go up on her.


Oops, went back and saw you dropped the line first.
Salute, cheers.
 
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