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(CityNews Toronto)   Rob Ford IS NOT in rehab, but says he is. Really. Trust him. He hasn't had a history of lying about stuff like this or anything. That lady who spotted him at the local Tim Hortons? She was wrong. That was his brother, Doug. They look exactly alike   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, Mayor Rob Ford, City News Bureau of Chicago, city services, Joe Warmington  
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2014-05-07 11:25:27 PM  
4 votes:
2014-05-07 08:29:17 PM  
4 votes:
As a tf'er quipped yesterday:

He's out there somewhere. Helping the common folk. Writing wrongs. Smoking crack.
2014-05-07 05:19:19 PM  
3 votes:
2014-05-08 09:06:23 AM  
1 vote:
It was his American girlfriend, you haven't met her.
2014-05-08 12:46:31 AM  
1 vote:
I can see the resemblance.
2014-05-08 12:20:02 AM  
1 vote:
Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Rob pass out at Tim Hortons last night. I guess it's pretty serious, eh?
2014-05-07 10:37:18 PM  
1 vote:

Benevolent Misanthrope: Strolpol: He's left on his epic journey to become the Johnny Appleseed of Canada.

/only with crack instead of apples

Robbie Crappleseed?

I prefer "Cracknspeed" myself.
2014-05-07 08:39:23 PM  
1 vote:
He's left on his epic journey to become the Johnny Appleseed of Canada.

/only with crack instead of apples
2014-05-07 08:37:35 PM  
1 vote:
You don't mean Doug Dinnsdale?? I've seen grown men pull their own heads off rather than see Doug.

/hopefully not to obscure
2014-05-07 05:37:35 PM  
1 vote:
Is Rob Ford really in rehab, I say no no no.
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