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(CityNews Toronto)   Rob Ford IS NOT in rehab, but says he is. Really. Trust him. He hasn't had a history of lying about stuff like this or anything. That lady who spotted him at the local Tim Hortons? She was wrong. That was his brother, Doug. They look exactly alike   (citynews.ca) divider line 45
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2014-05-07 05:19:19 PM
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2014-05-07 05:26:11 PM

media.independentmail.com

R.I.P. Trainwreck Ford

 
2014-05-07 05:37:35 PM
Is Rob Ford really in rehab, I say no no no.
 
2014-05-07 07:48:50 PM
I saw Ford directing traffic in downtown Toronto.  Why he was directing traffic, I'm not sure.  It really did look like him though.  Another cop was looking at me, so I decided it best not to take a picture of him.
 
2014-05-07 07:58:46 PM
I saw him hitting the stem under the bridge when I went to lunch.
 
2014-05-07 08:12:36 PM

grokca: Is Rob Ford really in rehab, I say no no no.


He said he went to rehabbbbb
But that lady said, Hortons, Hortons, Hortons.
 
2014-05-07 08:29:17 PM
As a tf'er quipped yesterday:

He's out there somewhere. Helping the common folk. Writing wrongs. Smoking crack.
 
2014-05-07 08:37:35 PM
You don't mean Doug Dinnsdale?? I've seen grown men pull their own heads off rather than see Doug.

/hopefully not to obscure
 
2014-05-07 08:39:23 PM
He's left on his epic journey to become the Johnny Appleseed of Canada.

/only with crack instead of apples
 
2014-05-07 09:05:28 PM

mjones71822: You don't mean Doug Dinnsdale?? I've seen grown men pull their own heads off rather than see Doug.

/hopefully not to obscure


Not hardly.
 
2014-05-07 09:08:32 PM
I miss Tim Hortons coffee.  That is all.
 
2014-05-07 09:11:16 PM

mjones71822: You don't mean Doug Dinnsdale?? I've seen grown men pull their own heads off rather than see Doug.

/hopefully not to obscure


I remember Doug was very keen on boxing, until he learned to walk, then he took up putting the boot in the groin. Oh he was very interested in that. His mother had such trouble getting him to come in for his tea. He'd be out there putting his little boot in, you know, bless him. You know kids were very different then. They didn't have their heads filled with all this Cartesian dualism.
 
2014-05-07 09:17:30 PM
I farkin
 
2014-05-07 09:22:14 PM

Strolpol: He's left on his epic journey to become the Johnny Appleseed of Canada.

/only with crack instead of apples


Robbie Crappleseed?
 
2014-05-07 09:29:10 PM
♫...And I feel like a nugget in the bong of Rob(ert) Ford...♫

/if that's obscure, I worry about your taste
 
2014-05-07 09:37:03 PM
No big deal. As long as he keeps promising the baboonsassholes that he'll cut their taxes, they'll keep voting for him.
 
2014-05-07 10:06:37 PM
Great. Now I'm calling everyone "baboonsasshole".
 
2014-05-07 10:14:15 PM
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Did they double-check the van down by the river?
 
2014-05-07 10:14:49 PM
www.comedycouch.com

In America, people spot Elvis at the 7-11

In socialist Canada, people spot Rob Ford at the Tim Hortons

WHAT A COUNTRY!
 
2014-05-07 10:28:14 PM
The next time I hear a Torontonian use the phrase "world class city" It will require all my willpower to keep from rudely laughing
 
2014-05-07 10:28:58 PM
Fat cocain and crack users always confused me. You'd think it'd burn off.
 
2014-05-07 10:37:18 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Strolpol: He's left on his epic journey to become the Johnny Appleseed of Canada.

/only with crack instead of apples

Robbie Crappleseed?


I prefer "Cracknspeed" myself.
 
2014-05-07 10:43:07 PM

wildcardjack: Fat cocain and crack users always confused me. You'd think it'd burn off.


That's why you mix in drunken stupors
 
2014-05-07 11:25:27 PM
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2014-05-07 11:31:42 PM
FTFA: "One long-time addiction specialist told CityNews it would be out of the ordinary to allow a new patient to make calls."

Yup. If he is in a rehab and making phone calls, it probably is one of those faux rehabs like on Celebrity Rehab. The first part of rehab is almost always isolation as one detoxes physically and mentally so the addict has some base to start with.

I feel for the guy, but he has to do it himself. When I think of people who have far less support doing the right thing in rehab, my sympathy for like Ford lessens. I hope he does well, but he seems to be surrounded by enablers. Shame.
 
2014-05-08 12:20:02 AM
Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Rob pass out at Tim Hortons last night. I guess it's pretty serious, eh?
 
2014-05-08 12:27:44 AM
I love that Tim Horton's finds its way into any story involving Canada.
 
2014-05-08 12:28:13 AM
I can't wait until he does an interview with Oprah and tells her he was out getting medical care for a miscarriage.
 
2014-05-08 12:32:10 AM

Elmo Jones: ♫...And I feel like a nugget in the bong of Rob(ert) Ford...♫

/if that's obscure, I worry about your taste


Someone savered his stash tonight....china white...china white....
Almost smoked all that rock, didn't you dear?
 
2014-05-08 12:36:41 AM
I think he's my favorite trainwreck this year.

/move along Lohan
 
2014-05-08 12:46:31 AM
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I can see the resemblance.
 
2014-05-08 01:24:38 AM

CodeMonkey4Life: The next time I hear a Torontonian use the phrase "world class city" It will require all my willpower to keep from rudely laughing


I'm pretty sure the only Torontonians who use "world class city" unironically are in office or running for it.
 
2014-05-08 01:27:47 AM
FTFA:Coun. Doug Ford responded Wednesday to reports that his brother, Mayor Rob Ford, was returning calls from rehab.

"He has private time that he can make calls," he said.

Coun. Ford also said a young woman was mistaken when she claimed to have spotted the mayor at a west-end Toronto coffee shop on Tuesday morning, saying it was him, not Rob.



I guess Doug Ford really is a coun.
 
2014-05-08 01:57:51 AM

FuryOfFirestorm: Elmo Jones: ♫...And I feel like a nugget in the bong of Rob(ert) Ford...♫

/if that's obscure, I worry about your taste

Someone savered his stash tonight....china white...china white....
Almost smoked all that rock, didn't you dear?


Well played, my friend.
 
2014-05-08 02:35:22 AM

homelessdude: FTFA: "One long-time addiction specialist told CityNews it would be out of the ordinary to allow a new patient to make calls."

Yup. If he is in a rehab and making phone calls, it probably is one of those faux rehabs like on Celebrity Rehab. The first part of rehab is almost always isolation as one detoxes physically and mentally so the addict has some base to start with.


Not all rehabs operate that way or with isolation that long. Maybe he's a good candidate that earned telephone time. I've known people in rehab, so that's just my anecdote, but it's better than a blanket assessment.
 
2014-05-08 02:47:12 AM

DubyaHater: I miss Tim Hortons coffee.  That is all.


Brew up some really really strong Folgers or Maxwell House or whatever you got, and then mix in as much whole cream and sugar as you can handle, voila Timmies.

Really, it's as bad as everywhere else, you ain't missing much. Well, 'cept the heart attack and the diabetes.
 
2014-05-08 02:54:26 AM
Once I heard that he was making campaign calls and doing interviews, I suspected he wasn't really in rehab. He told the Toronto Sun "rehab is amazing". I'm pretty sure that if you can hold (or even fake) that opinion shortly after going in, you're either NOT in rehab, or you're doing it wrong.
 
2014-05-08 03:01:01 AM
I've heard some stories. This guy supposedly saw him in New York, wearing a garbage bag for a hat and shoeboxes on his feet. And he... And he had a rock, and he was trying to eat it like a sandwich. I don't... I don't think Rob Ford would do that.
 
2014-05-08 03:34:58 AM

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... and we are done here.
 
2014-05-08 03:36:31 AM

robmilmel: As a tf'er quipped yesterday:

He's out there somewhere. Helping the common folk. Writing wrongs. Smoking crack.


LOL
 
2014-05-08 05:13:56 AM

Oysterman: I love that Tim Horton's finds its way into any story involving Canada.


Have you had the timbits? Mind they're only donut holes but Canadians are right
 
2014-05-08 06:41:14 AM
Hiding out in a Tim Hortons makes sense...there are like 5 million of them in Canada. A neighborhood can be condemned if no Tim Hortons nearby
 
2014-05-08 08:32:29 AM

FloridaFarkTag: Hiding out in a Tim Hortons makes sense...there are like 5 million of them in Canada. A neighborhood can be condemned if no Tim Hortons nearby


This is true. I have 4 Timmies within a 15 minute walk of my house.
 
2014-05-08 09:06:23 AM
It was his American girlfriend, you haven't met her.
 
2014-05-08 05:44:53 PM

Pope Larry II: FloridaFarkTag: Hiding out in a Tim Hortons makes sense...there are like 5 million of them in Canada. A neighborhood can be condemned if no Tim Hortons nearby

This is true. I have 4 Timmies within a 15 minute walk of my house.


There are actually almost 3500 of them in Canada alone, and almost another 900 in the States.
That's a lotta greasy cheese curds.
 
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