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(NESN)   The 2014 NFL draft picks get to choose their own walk-up music; submitter can't wait to hear "Thick Booty Hos" 30 times Thursday night   (nesn.com) divider line 70
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2014-05-07 08:37:37 PM  
How about this little ditty?

\in all seriousness, we *will* get a midwestern left tackle walking up to Nickelback's "Burn It To The Ground", calling it now
 
2014-05-07 08:42:39 PM  
I think this is what subby was thinking of

http://youtu.be/nNC2b6O7a6w
 
2014-05-07 08:46:57 PM  
Someone needs to go with "Gagnam Style" just for the lulz.
 
2014-05-07 08:51:13 PM  
submitter can't wait to hear "Thick Booty Hos" 30 times Thursday night

Well, I guess that's kinder, albeit less accurate, than "Unfarkable Lardasses" (/Berlusconi'd) or "Bridge-and-Tunnel Trash".  The audience is mostly Jets fans after all.
 
2014-05-07 08:57:21 PM  
This is a joke right? They actually have walk up music for drafting?  like, with indoor fireworks and stuff?

Does EVERYONE have music? That's gott get tiring by the time you hit the fifth round.
 
2014-05-07 09:01:50 PM  
 
2014-05-07 09:06:08 PM  
I was hoping for Major Lazer's Bubble Butt.
 
2014-05-07 09:07:47 PM  

snowshovel: This is a joke right? They actually have walk up music for drafting?  like, with indoor fireworks and stuff?

Does EVERYONE have music? That's gott get tiring by the time you hit the fifth round.


They only invite, like, 20 or so guys to the draft, mostly the star names and expected first rounders. So we'll only be subjected to it for a night.
 
2014-05-07 09:09:29 PM  
BAH GAWD, KING! THAT'S JADEVEON CLOWNEY'S MUSIC! http://youtu.be/dKBUUXm0eow
 
2014-05-07 09:12:34 PM  
I'm going out to THIS....

http://youtu.be/2mwNbTL3pOs
 
2014-05-07 09:16:19 PM  
IF someone runs out to Ultimate Warrior's music, I will weep from sheer delight.
 
2014-05-07 09:17:15 PM  
if  this isnt heard, it will be a missed opportunity
 
2014-05-07 09:18:38 PM  

Life_is_a_carnivore: I'm going out to THIS....

http://youtu.be/2mwNbTL3pOs


Lee Atwater would love that song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_8E3ENrKrQ
 
2014-05-07 09:21:40 PM  
The only answer is Gojira
 
2014-05-07 09:22:57 PM  
So freaking ignorant.
 
2014-05-07 09:24:05 PM  
 
2014-05-07 09:28:25 PM  
 
2014-05-07 09:29:47 PM  
Josie's on a vacation far away
Come around and talk it over
So many things that I want to say
You know I like my girls a little bit older
I just wanna use your love tonight
I don't wanna lose your love tonight
 
2014-05-07 09:30:44 PM  
 
2014-05-07 09:31:58 PM  
 
2014-05-07 09:38:13 PM  
 
2014-05-07 09:55:24 PM  

soopey: I was hoping for Major Lazer's Bubble Butt.


I just looked that up on youtube. This is possibly the most insipid song I've ever punished myself with.
 
2014-05-07 09:57:22 PM  

jst3p: Life_is_a_carnivore: I'm going out to THIS....

http://youtu.be/2mwNbTL3pOs

Lee Atwater would love that song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_8E3ENrKrQ


Lee sure was a wordsmith.
 
2014-05-07 09:59:10 PM  

pjlawrence81: snowshovel: This is a joke right? They actually have walk up music for drafting?  like, with indoor fireworks and stuff?

Does EVERYONE have music? That's gott get tiring by the time you hit the fifth round.

They only invite, like, 20 or so guys to the draft, mostly the star names and expected first rounders. So we'll only be subjected to it for a night.


New thing this year; the NFL invited over 50 draftees.
 
2014-05-07 10:08:20 PM  
"Ass & Titties"
 
2014-05-07 10:10:20 PM  
They haven't farking played a down yet. There are 30 guys invited. You're telling me we're going to have, in all likelihood, a second-round pick getting theme music before he goes on to very possibly stink up the joint in wherever it is he lands?

The only thing the green room is really good for is gauging how one of them reacts once he finds himself sliding down the draft board. That's an impromptu test of mental toughness. If he's taking it like a man, like Aaron Rodgers, that's a good sign; go get him. If he accepts an invite to watch from the cry room off-camera, lie Brady Quinn, run far, far away. If he walks off-camera in shame, keep him there and take someone else.
 
Oak
2014-05-07 10:15:58 PM  
"Here's a song by a gay guy."
 
2014-05-07 10:31:04 PM  
I keep hoping someone will ask for Phillip Glass' "Four Thirty Three."

That would rock.
 
2014-05-07 10:32:28 PM  
Walk-up music?  I guess I haven't seen the draft in quite a while.  Will all the cheerleaders be there too, to give a cheer for their newest team member?  How about a marching band at halftime?

If they get someone to show us their tits after every selection, I just might watch.
 
2014-05-07 10:35:01 PM  

Outlaw2097: if  this isnt heard, it will be a missed opportunity


And there goes my idea.

/personally, I would go with this
 
2014-05-07 10:44:16 PM  
The song Schlubby is thinking of is Hoochie Mama by 2 Live Crew.

Could you be more suburban?
 
2014-05-07 10:51:12 PM  
 
2014-05-07 10:59:52 PM  

snowshovel: This is a joke right? They actually have walk up music for drafting?  like, with indoor fireworks and stuff?

Does EVERYONE have music? That's gott get tiring by the time you hit the fifth round pick.


"The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" 32 times.
 
2014-05-07 11:07:34 PM  
If he wants a long career, he has to use John Cenas music.

/bbbbbbrrrrraaaaabbbbbaaaaddddoooooooo!
 
2014-05-07 11:14:36 PM  
I'd request George Carlin's difference between football and baseball.
 
2014-05-07 11:40:48 PM  
♪ Here comes the money, money money money money money money money money money ♪

/dolla dolla!
 
2014-05-07 11:55:51 PM  
I guess Michael Sam will choose this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5aZJBLAu1E
 
2014-05-08 12:07:50 AM  

jst3p: I would so use this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IJCFc_qkHw


Good choice.  Once it started playing I listened to the whole thing.
 
2014-05-08 12:47:58 AM  

Flappyhead: Someone needs to go with "Gagnam Style" just for the lulz.



They should go with this awesome version of that song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlIq_kYuhI0

/Especially if that person is drafted by the Seahawks.
 
2014-05-08 12:50:50 AM  

Aezetyr: The only answer is Gojira


Agreed, but this is what I had in mind.

/IDC what anybody thinks of it, it got me hooked on the greatest band of the 1970s!
 
2014-05-08 02:06:04 AM  
I hope 'Mama's don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys' gets used.
 
2014-05-08 02:25:33 AM  

iron_city_ap: I hope 'Mama's don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys' gets used.


Lulz.
 
2014-05-08 02:36:45 AM  
Ifi was Johnny Manziel I would request the good ol boys ( dukes of hazard theme).
 
2014-05-08 03:25:17 AM  

FriarReb98: How about this little ditty?

\in all seriousness, we *will* get a midwestern left tackle walking up to Nickelback's "Burn It To The Ground", calling it now


That's the One Good Nickelback Song.
 
2014-05-08 06:08:29 AM  

Savoir-Faire: soopey: I was hoping for Major Lazer's Bubble Butt.

I just looked that up on youtube. This is possibly the most insipid song I've ever punished myself with.


Music video is great though.
 
2014-05-08 07:05:10 AM  
 
2014-05-08 07:21:15 AM  
Is Thick Booty Hos a real song?
 
2014-05-08 07:34:00 AM  

abhorrent1: Is Thick Booty Hos a real song?


Could be the new song to rival mulatto butts ..,

"Black ass moma... White ass daddy" shiat is pretty tight right?

/reference please?
 
2014-05-08 07:54:17 AM  
Okay, so what happens when one of the 30 or so guys with walk-in music drops down under a bunch of guys who didn't get to choose music? Man, that's gotta be embarrassing following five guys without musc, then walking up to "Super Bowl Shuffle"
 
2014-05-08 08:01:53 AM  

snowshovel: Okay, so what happens when one of the 30 or so guys with walk-in music drops down under a bunch of guys who didn't get to choose music? Man, that's gotta be embarrassing following five guys without musc, then walking up to "Super Bowl Shuffle"


Just act like you've been there before..or something
 
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