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(Patch)   Five cute waddling goslings get a police escort on the busy interstate - and you get home two hours late   (homewood-flossmoor.patch.com) divider line 57
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2014-05-07 04:29:47 PM
Thanks Obama
 
2014-05-07 04:33:17 PM
That's why you carry a golf club and just tee off right there, wack'em over the traffic like a ball.

FORE!! HONK!
 
2014-05-07 04:33:20 PM
Canada geese are a plague. Way past time to amend the Migratory Bird Act to deal with them.
 
2014-05-07 04:35:50 PM

Ow! That was my feelings!: Canada geese are a plague. Way past time to amend the Migratory Bird Act to deal with them.


Do they taste good?
 
2014-05-07 04:36:27 PM

Ow! That was my feelings!: Canada geese are a plague. Way past time to amend the Migratory Bird Act to deal with them.


I was going to say it would've been better if they'd have just run them over.


Actually, I will: Canada Geese? It would've been better if they'd have just run them over.

/waaay too many of those don't migrate anywhere
//It's way past the time in the day where I should've started drinking.
 
2014-05-07 04:36:54 PM
If you hit one on the fly, it likely will dent you car.

Think of the fenders!!
 
2014-05-07 04:38:14 PM
And, at least the cops found a task that they're qualified for.
 
Skr
2014-05-07 04:38:20 PM

Ow! That was my feelings!: Canada geese are a plague. Way past time to amend the Migratory Bird Act to deal with them.


worthless little poop factories is what they are
 
2014-05-07 04:38:31 PM
These aren't the same cops that were handling out ice cream yesterday, right?

Right!?

/Why do I hear crickets?
//Does anyone else hear crickets?
 
2014-05-07 04:39:40 PM

strangeluck: Ow! That was my feelings!: Canada geese are a plague. Way past time to amend the Migratory Bird Act to deal with them.

Do they taste good?


Meh, yeah. I'm not really a 'bird' guy, but they can be tasty if you know someone that knows how to prepare fowl. If someone can make duck, they can make goose.
 
2014-05-07 04:41:31 PM
A goose once bit my sister.
 
2014-05-07 04:42:08 PM
I like when they get aggressive and tried to get all up in your face and flap their wings.  I'm all "f#ck you, bird" and I give them a swift kick.

Had to fight off one everyday for a week when one laid eggs near my work entrance.  I really wanted to kill it.
 
2014-05-07 04:42:59 PM

Solty Dog: A goose once bit my sister.


Did she bite it back?
 
2014-05-07 04:43:21 PM
...now back to work killing dogs and tazing mouthy citizens.
 
2014-05-07 04:43:51 PM
Skr:

worthless little poop factories is what they are

The same could be said about the human race.
 
2014-05-07 04:45:04 PM

strangeluck: Ow! That was my feelings!: Canada geese are a plague. Way past time to amend the Migratory Bird Act to deal with them.

Do they taste good?


We hunt them in Illinois. The meat is a bit dark and greasy for my tastes. People also run them over. I've been passing a roadkilled goose for the past week on my way to work.
 
2014-05-07 04:45:48 PM

strangeluck: Ow! That was my feelings!: Canada geese are a plague. Way past time to amend the Migratory Bird Act to deal with them.

Do they taste good?


Yes.  You can get them at any participating golf course.
 
2014-05-07 04:47:56 PM

Solty Dog: A goose once bit my sister.


Goose bites can be quite nasti
 
2014-05-07 04:48:43 PM
dam canadian geese taking away jerbs from 'murican geese
 
2014-05-07 04:49:11 PM

strangeluck: That's why you carry a golf club and just tee off right there, wack'em over the traffic like a ball.

FORE!! HONK!


I was golfing with a buddy one day.  In front of us was this little pond, about 30 yards, not really a water hazard to be worried about.  It had a few adult geese hanging around it.  My buddy gets up to drive, and nails this low flying screamer.  Bam!  Hits one of the  geese in the head.  I have never seen something like that.  The way the neck just whipped back, the thing had to have died instantly.  Sad thing was he was a bird lover.
 
2014-05-07 04:49:21 PM

strangeluck: Ow! That was my feelings!: Canada geese are a plague. Way past time to amend the Migratory Bird Act to deal with them.

Do they taste good?


Roast domestic goose is about the same as turkey. Wild goose needs to be fried. Especially Canadian geese. Those stringy, gamey bastards don't roast worth shiat.
 
2014-05-07 04:49:47 PM
That was not an escort. They were herding them off the highway.
 
2014-05-07 04:51:50 PM

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: dam canadian geese taking away jerbs from 'murican geese


They're just doing the jobs American geese won't do.
 
2014-05-07 04:52:37 PM
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2014-05-07 04:54:14 PM

QueenMamaBee: Solty Dog: A goose once bit my sister.

Goose bites can be quite nasti


Had one jump into my kayak with me.


Q:What do you do when a 40 pound goose jumps in your kayak?

A: Whatever the goose wants.



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2014-05-07 04:56:37 PM
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2014-05-07 04:57:09 PM

LeroyBourne: strangeluck: That's why you carry a golf club and just tee off right there, wack'em over the traffic like a ball.

FORE!! HONK!

I was golfing with a buddy one day.  In front of us was this little pond, about 30 yards, not really a water hazard to be worried about.  It had a few adult geese hanging around it.  My buddy gets up to drive, and nails this low flying screamer.  Bam!  Hits one of the  geese in the head.  I have never seen something like that.  The way the neck just whipped back, the thing had to have died instantly.  Sad thing was he was a bird lover.


Wow. Normally I'm a fan of geese invading golf courses -- keeps you guys on your toes -- but little did I know there was a downside...
 
2014-05-07 04:58:56 PM

Evil Mackerel: Skr:

worthless little poop factories is what they are

The same could be said about the human race.


But not YOU, of course, 'cause you're special.
 
2014-05-07 05:02:02 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: Evil Mackerel: Skr:

worthless little poop factories is what they are

The same could be said about the human race.

But not YOU, of course, 'cause you're special.


No more than you are pal.
 
2014-05-07 05:04:49 PM

Solty Dog: A goose once bit my sister.


Who hasn't hit your sister?

Ohhh, "bit". My bad.
 
2014-05-07 05:16:25 PM

Solty Dog: A goose once bit my sister.


So, your sister was goosed?
 
2014-05-07 05:18:32 PM
Oh hai guyz...

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2014-05-07 05:19:26 PM
On a service road I once saw some asshole -- when everyone else in all three directions* had stopped -- go into the opposing lane so that he wouldn't have to stop while some geese crossed the road.

I'm not sure anyone got his license plate, but all the honking that ensued wasn't made by the geese.

* t-intersection

/seriously, what the hell is wrong with people?
 
2014-05-07 05:19:38 PM
Want to get rid of your local Canadian Geese? Get some swans.

Pond nearby had a pair of swans move in... and they drove off every single other water bird.

/now there's a nest and they won't let any land animals near the pond either...
 
2014-05-07 05:20:44 PM

Ow! That was my feelings!: If someone can make duck, they can make goose.


Gods I hated that game.
 
2014-05-07 05:28:41 PM

Buttknuckle: I like when they get aggressive and tried to get all up in your face and flap their wings.  I'm all "f#ck you, bird" and I give them a swift kick.

Had to fight off one everyday for a week when one laid eggs near my work entrance.  I really wanted to kill it.



Your comment, paired with this from your profile, made me grin.
"I am... friendly and light-hearted.  I have no ill will toward anyone."
 
2014-05-07 05:29:53 PM

Evil Mackerel: B.L.Z. Bub: Evil Mackerel: Skr:

worthless little poop factories is what they are

The same could be said about the human race.

But not YOU, of course, 'cause you're special.

No more than you are pal.


So why am I listening to the opinion of a worthless poop factory?

/All Cretans are liars!
 
2014-05-07 05:30:41 PM
Whatever. I've been stuck in traffic for way stupider reasons, many times.

Yes, I know "stupider" isn't really a word. And no, I don't care.
 
2014-05-07 05:52:40 PM
I farking hate Canadian geese. They shiat all over here in Pierre. The park is nothing but a sheet of goose shiat. If they're in the yard I go outside and shoo them over into the neighbor's. Can't kill the bastards. Stupid laws...
 
2014-05-07 06:02:25 PM
This is all just a preempt to the CANADIAN INVASION!

First.... we disrupt traffic!
 
2014-05-07 06:06:34 PM
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2014-05-07 06:07:35 PM
Canada geese are considered a nuisance in my state. Most no longer even migrate south for the winter. I have worked at several large facilities that have obtained permits from the DNR, that allow them to destroy Canada geese nests on their properties. Look at the wasted manpower this situation caused. Not to mention how many commuters were reprimanded for being late for work. I wish the hunting laws would permit a much longer season on these vermin.
 
2014-05-07 06:10:48 PM
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2014-05-07 06:15:48 PM
This was my favorite part.
They went west bound on Birnam.
I took that to mean that Birnam  Wood had come to Ducksiname....
 
2014-05-07 06:41:31 PM

Evil Mackerel: Skr:

worthless little poop factories is what they are

The same could be said about the human race.


I was going to say "so are babies and the elderly" but I like yours better.
 
2014-05-07 06:45:53 PM
Was one named Ryan? Always get a kick out of his name.
 
2014-05-07 06:58:20 PM

ArcadianRefugee: On a service road I once saw some asshole -- when everyone else in all three directions* had stopped -- go into the opposing lane so that he wouldn't have to stop while some geese crossed the road.

I'm not sure anyone got his license plate, but all the honking that ensued wasn't made by the geese.

* t-intersection

/seriously, what the hell is wrong with people?


I saw a goose crossing the road today. This jackass actually sped up to try and hit him. The goose made it, he sped up and got out of the way. I was in my house watching, couldn't believe it.
 
2014-05-07 07:37:16 PM

LeroyBourne: strangeluck: That's why you carry a golf club and just tee off right there, wack'em over the traffic like a ball.

FORE!! HONK!

I was golfing with a buddy one day.  In front of us was this little pond, about 30 yards, not really a water hazard to be worried about.  It had a few adult geese hanging around it.  My buddy gets up to drive, and nails this low flying screamer.  Bam!  Hits one of the  geese in the head.  I have never seen something like that.  The way the neck just whipped back, the thing had to have died instantly.  Sad thing was he was a bird lover.


My very first round of golf, I put a hard shot through the canopy of a tree, and a dead duck fell out, right in line with my shot. I stuffed it in my golf bag and had it for dinner.
 
2014-05-07 07:42:23 PM

strangeluck: That's why you carry a golf club and just tee off right there, wack'em over the traffic like a ball.

FORE!! HONK!


I just spewed watermelon on three coworkers. I'm not too versed on golf vernacular, would that be a birdie?
 
2014-05-07 07:59:49 PM

PolyHatSnake: strangeluck: That's why you carry a golf club and just tee off right there, wack'em over the traffic like a ball.

FORE!! HONK!

I just spewed watermelon on three coworkers. I'm not too versed on golf vernacular, would that be a birdie?


It wasn't an eagle there bogie
 
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