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(Fox News)   Very likely not the first time the words "Clay Aiken", "tight" and "Crisco" have been used in a sentence together   (foxnews.com) divider line 21
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2014-05-07 05:04:39 PM  
Omg.
Sometimes, the headlines just write themselves.
Crisco slightly behind Aiken.....
You can't make this stuff up.
+1 subby!
 
2014-05-07 05:08:10 PM  
So the gay angle is the only thing interesting about Aiken? That's pretty sad subs.
 
2014-05-07 05:10:53 PM  
Eew that's Gross.

Crisco is not fit for lube.
 
2014-05-07 05:11:45 PM  
Crisco was backed by Santorum.
 
2014-05-07 05:12:56 PM  
I remember in college we would get the dirty girls to play crisco twister.
 
2014-05-07 05:13:54 PM  

TrollingForColumbine: Crisco was backed by Santorum.


and back Santorum by placing your support in the cup.
 
2014-05-07 05:14:59 PM  
And if Aiken loses, will the headlines be "Crisco tops Aiken"?
 
2014-05-07 05:21:13 PM  

Lackofname: Eew that's Gross.

Crisco is not fit for lube.


i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-07 05:22:26 PM  
If it's a legitimate lubricant, the body has a way to shut that whole thing down.
 
2014-05-07 05:30:28 PM  

hardinparamedic: Lackofname: Eew that's Gross.

Crisco is not fit for lube.

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talk about forced perspective

/clenches
 
2014-05-07 05:31:41 PM  

lockers: So the gay angle is the only thing interesting about Aiken? That's pretty sad subs.


No, but it makes the best headline.

+1 subby.
 
2014-05-07 05:38:42 PM  
The only word missing from that headline is "wristwatch."

+1 subby.
 
2014-05-07 05:40:00 PM  

foo monkey: lockers: So the gay angle is the only thing interesting about Aiken? That's pretty sad subs.

No, but it makes the best headline.

+1 subby.


not gay so much a gay sex. sex in general is provocative and funny. yesterday we were not talking about the nice hand bags monica lewinsky designed.

we we talking about her coming clean and opening her mouth.

I guess the straight angle is only interesting thing about her.

lighten up francis.
 
2014-05-07 05:46:05 PM  
Interestingly enough, those 3 things aren't mentioned in the same sentence here, either.
 
2014-05-07 05:49:30 PM  

TrollingForColumbine: I guess the straight angle is only interesting thing about her.

lighten up francis.


The sex thing is the only thing she has done of note in her existence. And since that horse was already absurdly beat, it's not even interesting.
 
2014-05-07 06:03:55 PM  

Rann Xerox: The only word missing from that headline is "wristwatch."

+1 subby.


Well I did find my class ring.
And my car keys
 
2014-05-07 06:56:23 PM  

Dr Dreidel: And if Aiken loses, will the headlines be "Crisco tops Aiken"?


Probably more along the lines of "Aiken comes in a little behind"
 
2014-05-07 07:47:37 PM  
Subby is making light of gay buttsecks. Should be banned, hunted down and fired.
 
2014-05-07 08:04:39 PM  

Dr Dreidel: And if Aiken loses


It'll be the third time he's come in second in a highly publicized voting contest.
 
2014-05-07 08:22:42 PM  
You know he ain't messin'

when he brings home the

scene7.samsclub.com
 
2014-05-07 08:31:48 PM  

swankywanky: You know he ain't messin'

when he brings home the

[scene7.samsclub.com image 380x380]


DAMMIT that was MY post!!!

Awesome! High five!
 
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