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(Daily Dot)   Bitcoin cologne, for those who want to smell like loneliness   (dailydot.com) divider line 37
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2014-05-07 01:25:05 PM
So...vaporware?
 
2014-05-07 01:40:02 PM
So what does pointless smuggery smell like?
 
2014-05-07 01:41:34 PM

BSABSVR: So what does pointless smuggery smell like?


Drakkar and hobo feet.
 
2014-05-07 02:29:06 PM
‟made for peer-to-peer interaction."

If you use that phrase, you're not going to get any peer-to-peer action.
 
2014-05-07 02:32:53 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-07 03:38:07 PM
The first paragraph of that article is pretty funny.
 
2014-05-07 03:40:29 PM
People can smell it, but no one can tell where the smell comes from.
 
2014-05-07 03:40:46 PM
hah, jokes on you.  I get that for free.
 
2014-05-07 03:42:54 PM
Cat urine? Litter boxes?
 
2014-05-07 03:43:25 PM
eatthis.menshealth.com

Just dab a little of this behind your ear.
 
2014-05-07 03:44:33 PM
Cryptopungency?
 
2014-05-07 03:45:54 PM

Diogenes: BSABSVR: So what does pointless smuggery smell like?

Drakkar and hobo feet.


I would've said more like shady 'transactions' and perversity the kinds of which make mortals sick.
 
2014-05-07 03:46:44 PM
I guess they need something to mask the drug smell.
 
2014-05-07 03:48:46 PM
Every time I hear the word Bitcoin, I think of this greasy dumbsh*t:

www.thestar.com
 
2014-05-07 03:56:08 PM
Works everytime, 60% of the time.
 
2014-05-07 03:59:34 PM

TV's Vinnie: Every time I hear the word Bitcoin, I think of this greasy dumbsh*t:

[www.thestar.com image 545x365]


Don't they do a hari kari thingy when they are found to be dishonorable in business?
 
2014-05-07 04:01:10 PM
I sent $250 via paypal 7 months ago, and I still have not yet receive by Bitcoin Cologne ...am suspicious that the owners of Butterfly Labs suddenly reek like a 7th grader going out on his first "date".
 
2014-05-07 04:07:13 PM

Stratohead: I sent $250 via paypal 7 months ago, and I still have not yet receive by Bitcoin Cologne ...am suspicious that the owners of Butterfly Labs suddenly reek like a 7th grader going out on his first "date".


Always look for the "item in hand" label before bidding or buying.  lol
 
2014-05-07 04:11:55 PM

MooseBayou: TV's Vinnie: Every time I hear the word Bitcoin, I think of this greasy dumbsh*t:

[www.thestar.com image 545x365]

Don't they do a hari kari thingy when they are found to be dishonorable in business?


You mean white people?
 
2014-05-07 04:13:08 PM
Remember when bitcoins were a thing?

Fedoras were coming back, too, but then sloppy flopsweat desperate nerdy libertarian types proved how toxic they are culturally once again.
 
2014-05-07 04:15:17 PM

Stratohead: I sent $250 via paypal 7 months ago, and I still have not yet receive by Bitcoin Cologne ...am suspicious that the owners of Butterfly Labs suddenly reek like a 7th grader going out on his first "date".


BFL lol what a good pyramid scheme looks like, same thing as Avalon.  Early people get theirs, later people get the shaft.
 
2014-05-07 04:17:36 PM

thursdaypostal: MooseBayou: TV's Vinnie: Every time I hear the word Bitcoin, I think of this greasy dumbsh*t:

[www.thestar.com image 545x365]

Don't they do a hari kari thingy when they are found to be dishonorable in business?

You mean white people?


They all look the same to me.  -smirk-

I didn't look that closely at the pic.  Just saw the folks in the background, and he sorta looks like a Chinaman.  From the side.  Bowing like a Chinaman.
 
2014-05-07 04:36:06 PM

MooseBayou: thursdaypostal: MooseBayou: TV's Vinnie: Every time I hear the word Bitcoin, I think of this greasy dumbsh*t:

[www.thestar.com image 545x365]

Don't they do a hari kari thingy when they are found to be dishonorable in business?

You mean white people?

They all look the same to me.  -smirk-

I didn't look that closely at the pic.  Just saw the folks in the background, and he sorta looks like a Chinaman.  From the side.  Bowing like a Chinaman.


Asian American, please.
 
2014-05-07 04:44:18 PM
MsStatement:


Asian American, please.

You should thank me for that big fat grapefruit of a straight line.
 
2014-05-07 04:52:07 PM
Whatever, biatches, I'm buying my new workstation, server, DNS, everything with bitcoin... You lose
 
2014-05-07 05:21:31 PM

vodka: Whatever, biatches, I'm buying my new workstation, server, DNS, everything with bitcoin... You lose


The term bitcoin is synonymous with winner.
 
2014-05-07 05:23:23 PM
Bitcoin cologne.  For men who want to project that sinking feeling to the women around him.
 
2014-05-07 05:43:39 PM
I keep a few bucks and my passport handy at all times (well, mean I'd have to go home and get it). I suppose they could devalue the u.s. currency, but that just doesn't seem likely. I think I said this before, the first time someone says "the emperor has no clothes!" it's over for bitcoins. I mean even if they did devalue u.s. currency, there is still all the land, resources, manufacturing, etc. that just can't go POOF! because some hacker got at.
bitcoins and the like are for marks, and rubes. smoke and mirrors. like this paragraph I just typed.
 
2014-05-07 05:49:16 PM
Smell like a million... fifty... five thousand... thirty seven cents.
 
2014-05-07 06:50:01 PM

Fluid: People can smell it, but no one can tell where the smell comes from.


And sometimes the smell inexplicably vanishes with no hope of getting it back.
 
2014-05-07 06:56:04 PM
Imagine a model train enthusiast with asperger's, living in his parents' basement, in a room full of computer equipment running bitcoin mining software all day and night.  He once had a million dollars (worth of bitcoins) which were all lost or stolen in one of the hundreds of bitcoin scams and collapses and thefts.  He's now feverishly trying to earn back any bitcoins he has, because he's certain that the goverment will one day collapse and his bitcions will be the only remaining currency.

Bitcoin cologne will make you smell exactly like this guy.
 
2014-05-07 07:37:10 PM
Bitcoin would have to be the biggest con of the 21st Century.  Made up money on the internet.


Folks Bitcoin is not a currency and how do you tell.

Can you take your Bitcoins to the shop and buy a burger or can you take it to the bank and exchange it for your local currency and then buy a burger?

No

Then it aint farking money.
 
2014-05-07 08:05:24 PM

TV's Vinnie: Every time I hear the word Bitcoin, I think of this greasy dumbsh*t:

[www.thestar.com image 545x365]


I've been hearing the word Bitcoin and pronouncing it correctly from the beginning.  Now say it with me Bitconn
 
2014-05-07 08:25:21 PM
Enter Bitcologne, the first cryptocurrency-themed cologne ‟made for peer-to-peer interaction."

More like peer-to-rear.  amirite?
 
2014-05-07 09:57:42 PM
‟It's an aromatic blend of spicy, floral, oak and citrus notes [...]

So, all major fragrance groups in one, like a marshmallow-anchovi-brussel-sprouts pizza?

[...] your 'partner' may find it hard to resist initiating a more ‛private transaction.'"

Come on. Seriously?
 
2014-05-08 12:13:53 AM

P. Yorck: ‟It's an aromatic blend of spicy, floral, oak and citrus notes [...]

So, all major fragrance groups in one, like a marshmallow-anchovi-brussel-sprouts pizza?

[...] your 'partner' may find it hard to resist initiating a more ‛private transaction.'"

Come on. Seriously?


SSH?

/ssh
 
2014-05-08 11:05:28 AM

Guest: Bitcoin would have to be the biggest con of the 21st Century.  Made up money on the internet.


Folks Bitcoin is not a currency and how do you tell.

Can you take your Bitcoins to the shop and buy a burger or can you take it to the bank and exchange it for your local currency and then buy a burger?

No

Then it aint farking money.


Can you take a gold bar to a shop and buy a burger?  Can you take it to a bank and exchange it?  So gold is not a currency.
 
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