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(Guardian)   Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career...I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. I chose to write the sequel to Spring Breakers. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got Disney Princesses in bikinis?   (theguardian.com) divider line 43
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2014-05-07 11:18:44 AM  
I tried to watch Spring Breakers hoping it was going to be  Donny & Marie's: Goin' Coconuts directed as a Dogma film. But I had to stop watching after ten minutes when I realized it actually WAS Donny & Marie's Goin' Coconuts directed as a Dogma film.
 
wee
2014-05-07 01:27:35 PM  
Using a quote from Trainspotting for Spring Breakers?  Really?  Eat a bag of dicks. (Yes, the whole bag, yes like baguettes.)
 
2014-05-07 02:37:41 PM  
www.realmenchooselife.com
 
2014-05-07 02:40:34 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-07 02:41:08 PM  
f3nation.com
Spring Break forever
 
2014-05-07 02:48:57 PM  
maybe subby should write the script, great headline. I still need to see the first one.
 
2014-05-07 02:49:17 PM  
If Filth the movie is anything like Filth the book it should make Bad Lieutenant look like Mary Poppins.
 
2014-05-07 02:53:48 PM  
Spring breeeeeeeak...

Spring breeeeeeeak...

That movie sucks so bad. The funniest part was when Alien was going on about all his shiat -  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMAjWOiqx-g
 
2014-05-07 02:54:21 PM  
Rule 34 thread?
 
2014-05-07 03:01:18 PM  

TrainingWheelsNeeded: I still need to see the first one.


If you like Harmony Korine's other movies, you should like this one. I think Gummo is still his best.
 
2014-05-07 03:03:01 PM  
Rapunzel is my kind of chick.
 
2014-05-07 03:21:54 PM  
I didn't like the movie because of the voice over, it was annoying after a while. Franco was awesome though.
 
2014-05-07 03:34:01 PM  

HotIgneous Intruder: Rapunzel is my kind of chick.


Hairy?
 
2014-05-07 03:44:52 PM  

GoldSpider: Rule 34 thread?


Here ya go...

i216.photobucket.com

i216.photobucket.com

i216.photobucket.com

/lingerie and not bikinis, but still
 
2014-05-07 03:46:27 PM  
What if I choose not to decide?
 
2014-05-07 03:48:19 PM  

Arkanaut: What if I choose not to decide?


You still have made a choice.
 
2014-05-07 03:50:32 PM  

GoldSpider: Rule 34 thread?


Ok, I was curious.  There's... so much of it. (NSFW)

Interestingly, the most popular is Jasmine, the arab.
The winner (NSFW)
 
2014-05-07 03:56:29 PM  

wee: Using a quote from Trainspotting for Spring Breakers?  Really?  Eat a bag of dicks. (Yes, the whole bag, yes like baguettes.)


I thought it was from Bioshock:

I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Rapture.
 
2014-05-07 03:57:42 PM  
The scum of the farking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization
 
2014-05-07 04:03:46 PM  
Banned:

I love how in your GIS the Drawn Together stuff that shows up is tame in comparison to the shiat that actually was on the show!

/ been re-watching them lately
// can't believe some of it that got aired
/// "Oh look! The boys are gone."
 
2014-05-07 04:05:02 PM  
I thought they were going ahead with "Porno" and picking up with the fun-loving gang from Trainspotting.  Even if it has been 20 years or so.
 
2014-05-07 04:14:35 PM  

wee: Using a quote from Trainspotting for Spring Breakers?  Really?  Eat a bag of dicks. (Yes, the whole bag, yes like baguettes.)


If you RTFA, it's the bloody Author of Trainspotting that's writing the sequal.
 
2014-05-07 04:21:05 PM  

Banned on the Run: GoldSpider: Rule 34 thread?

Ok, I was curious.  There's... so much of it. (NSFW)

Interestingly, the most popular is Jasmine, the arab.
The winner (NSFW)


interesting
/not a bookmark
 
2014-05-07 04:33:21 PM  
No need to have them bathed. Just send them to my tent.

www.highsnobiety.com
 
2014-05-07 04:52:41 PM  

give me doughnuts: No need to have them bathed. Just send them to my tent.

[www.highsnobiety.com image 800x533]


Hudgens doesn't look good with that bad dye job. Meanwhile Selena got to keep her hair color. Show's who has juice in Hollywood and who's been given their part as a favor, sadly.
 
2014-05-07 04:59:00 PM  
CSB

The movie was filmed on St Pete Beach (where I work). It was quite a summer of craziness during those 1-2 months.

Watching the bikini clad extras walking by the office (hundreds one day) was quite refreshing.

End CSB
 
2014-05-07 05:31:04 PM  
Will Belle & Sebastian be on the soundtrack, since they've sold out, too?
 
2014-05-07 05:33:46 PM  

give me doughnuts: No need to have them bathed. Just send them to my tent.

[www.highsnobiety.com image 800x533]


If you haven't seen the movie, that's pretty much all it is.
 
2014-05-07 05:39:15 PM  

Banned on the Run: GoldSpider: Rule 34 thread?

Ok, I was curious.  There's... so much of it. (NSFW)

Interestingly, the most popular is Jasmine, the arab.
The winner (NSFW)


Truly a Rule 34 affirmation:   Preggo Disney princess pr0n (NSFW, tame)

Saw some Lilo and Stitch in the GIS above.  Pedo beastiality Disney pr0n.  That would be funny if I weren't almost certain someone, somewhere has that in his spank bank
 
2014-05-07 05:56:14 PM  

GardenWeasel: Arkanaut: What if I choose not to decide?

You still have made a choice.


Now I have a drum solo in my head.

/*guitar riff*
// villa strangiato
 
2014-05-07 06:10:37 PM  

sephjnr: give me doughnuts: No need to have them bathed. Just send them to my tent.

[www.highsnobiety.com image 800x533]

If you haven't seen the movie, that's pretty much all it is.


Actually it's a rather clever satire, but that seems to have gone over most peoples' head.
 
wee
2014-05-07 06:27:04 PM  

Eddie_Dean_NY: If you RTFA, it's the bloody Author of Trainspotting that's writing the sequal.


I wouldn't normally read an article about a crappy summer movie, but the headline made me bristle. Trainspotting is one of my all time favorite movies.

So now I'm conflicted...
 
2014-05-07 07:08:52 PM  

Banned on the Run: GoldSpider: Rule 34 thread?

Ok, I was curious.  There's... so much of it. (NSFW)

Interestingly, the most popular is Jasmine, the arab.
The winner (NSFW)


Winner? You think that's the winner in a rule 34 contest?

You haven't even started.
 
2014-05-07 07:29:40 PM  
Eh, I really liked the movie. Turned out to be way better than I was expecting, but that ending was idiotic beyond belief.
 
2014-05-07 07:49:40 PM  

kling_klang_bed: Eh, I really liked the movie. Turned out to be way better than I was expecting, but that ending was idiotic beyond belief.


Look at all my sheeyit!
 
2014-05-07 08:25:53 PM  

Niveras: Banned on the Run: GoldSpider: Rule 34 thread?

Ok, I was curious.  There's... so much of it. (NSFW)

Interestingly, the most popular is Jasmine, the arab.
The winner (NSFW)

Winner? You think that's the winner in a rule 34 contest?

You haven't even started.


Oh no no.  Just the winner of the Jasmine pr0n.
 
2014-05-07 08:34:00 PM  

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 470x650]


Every time I see that I think 'One in the middle, amazing tits, one on the right, amazing legs, one on the left...she's not bad?'.

And then I go 'now which of those does fark view as a sexy icon?'.
 
2014-05-07 09:34:18 PM  
geek-news.mtv.com


Someone call for a Disney Princess in a bikini?
 
2014-05-07 09:41:36 PM  
Hmmm....
This will require more consideration.
I'll be in my bunk.
 
2014-05-07 09:50:12 PM  

give me doughnuts: No need to have them bathed. Just send them to my tent.

[www.highsnobiety.com image 800x533]


One of the two most famous (Selena or Vanessa) is going to have to get naked for this movie to even break even. People have already seen pics of Vanessa.....so Selena, drink some beers and strip off full-frontal.
 
2014-05-07 11:34:06 PM  

wee: Using a quote from Trainspotting for Spring Breakers?  Really?  Eat a bag of dicks. (Yes, the whole bag, yes like baguettes.)


I really feel like I should be getting a credit for that.
 
2014-05-08 12:10:14 PM  
fc03.deviantart.net
What a Disney Princess in a bikini may look like.
 
2014-05-09 01:54:51 AM  

wee: Eddie_Dean_NY: If you RTFA, it's the bloody Author of Trainspotting that's writing the sequal.

I wouldn't normally read an article about a crappy summer movie, but the headline made me bristle. Trainspotting is one of my all time favorite movies.

So now I'm conflicted...


Yeah, I never watched the first one, but this has me intrigued.
 
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