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(Greensboro News-Record)   "We have not been able to confirm that the dog was not driving"   ( divider line
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2014-05-07 09:09:10 AM  
Cum Park Plaza  ??!!??
2014-05-07 11:12:49 AM  
If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
2014-05-07 11:14:43 AM  
A dog would be a better driver than a good third of Los Angelenos.

We should get it out here to open a driving school.
2014-05-07 11:16:05 AM  
Dog, you do not have opposable thumbs.  No driving for you.  Bad dog.
2014-05-07 11:16:29 AM  

colinspooky: Cum Park Plaza  ??!!??

Yeah, "dog driving a car" was not the most attention-grabbing part of that article.
2014-05-07 11:17:27 AM  
Step 1: Import car from Europe.

Step 2: Put dog in left-side passenger seat with fake steering wheel, and cover actual steering wheel with open newspaper so I can pretend to be reading.

Step 3: Profit.
2014-05-07 11:18:09 AM  
Must have been a greyhound.
2014-05-07 11:24:12 AM  
Dog was hatless.

Repeat, hatless.
2014-05-07 11:29:03 AM  

colinspooky: Cum Park Plaza  ??!!??

Yep, I thought it was a typo at first. (Apparently it's named after a "Mr. Cummings" but, sheesh!
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2014-05-07 11:39:06 AM  
What a dog driving a car in Burlington might look like.
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2014-05-07 11:57:44 AM  
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2014-05-07 12:41:18 PM  
Remember what happen the last time Stan...
2014-05-07 12:58:36 PM  
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2014-05-07 01:11:41 PM  
Oh this thread is gonna be full of lols.

Make sure to wear a raincoat through Cum Park.
2014-05-07 01:31:51 PM  
A high speed chase is now underway. Apparently a number of dogs driving Minivans spotted Tounces the Cat driving a car and set off in hot pursuit. According to Tounces the Cat's house monkeys, Tounces is a remarkably good driver who is subject to occasional lapses of judgment, usually involving a cliff.

"Tounces has a blind spot for cliffs. We got her a GPS system but it doesn't seem to help with the cliffs. She just turns into lakes and tries to take short cuts across dead end WalMart parking lots a lot more frequently."
2014-05-07 02:00:22 PM  
Dog is my co-pilot.
2014-05-07 05:29:17 PM  
my kind of town!
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