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(Glamour Magazine)   Jessica Alba says she will never do a nude scene. No point in tacking on the catenary mustard thimble axolotl splint bookcase wreath trench mucus at this point, is there?   (glamour.com) divider line 104
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2014-05-07 08:06:00 AM
I'll take "news that matters less and less every day" for $100
 
2014-05-07 08:26:55 AM
catenary mustard thimble axolotl splint bookcase wreath trench mucus

Gesundheit
 
2014-05-07 08:44:42 AM
Wait till she hasn't been in a fill for a good 5 years, or her body gets saggy, she'll be begging to strip off her kit for a "serious" role. But by then it's always, always disappointing. Just like Neve Campbell. Yuck.
Take some very sexy nude photos of yourself now Jessica then sell them ten years down the road when you want to make a few bucks.
 
2014-05-07 08:47:21 AM
Hell, even Diane Keaton eventually caved.
 
2014-05-07 08:49:08 AM
WTF was this, then?

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-05-07 08:49:25 AM
Lusted after her dusky moist bits since she was on "Flipper"
 
2014-05-07 08:50:37 AM
Hopefully she'll get around to changing her mind and doing a 'Back Door Mom' sorta deal.
 
2014-05-07 08:52:54 AM
They kept teasing with not quite nude in the Fantastic Four movies.. 'taking my clothes off so you can't see me.. oops, you CAN see me!'
 
2014-05-07 08:54:49 AM
Eh, I always knew that. If she didn't take off her gear for Sin City she never will.
 
2014-05-07 08:56:17 AM
Well if you won't get nude in a movie where you're a stripper, knowing that you'll be a stripper that frequently got topless in the comic, then yes, you are not likely to ever do a nude scene, you welshing prude.

/I know this is a ploy for a dumptruck full of money to be brought up to her house
//but I don't care to see the goods anymore
 
2014-05-07 09:08:11 AM
Fun Fact: Jessica Alba was willing to do topless in Sin City but requested bigger panties if she did so and the director declined.
 
2014-05-07 09:08:12 AM
She's Jennifer Love Hewitt with a better ass and worse boobs.
 
2014-05-07 09:09:54 AM

Fano: Well if you won't get nude in a movie where you're a stripper, knowing that you'll be a stripper that frequently got topless in the comic, then yes, you are not likely to ever do a nude scene, you welshing prude.


Not as bad as Katherine Heigel having sex with her bra on. Who does that?
 
2014-05-07 09:11:54 AM

dwade: Fun Fact: Jessica Alba was willing to do topless in Sin City but requested bigger panties if she did so and the director declined.


:'(
 
2014-05-07 09:12:37 AM

dwade: Fun Fact: Jessica Alba was willing to do topless in Sin City but requested bigger panties if she did so and the director declined.


Rosario Dawson is hotter though, IMO.
 
2014-05-07 09:13:16 AM
Mons pubis or GTFO.
 
2014-05-07 09:16:22 AM

Arkanaut: dwade: Fun Fact: Jessica Alba was willing to do topless in Sin City but requested bigger panties if she did so and the director declined.

Rosario Dawson is hotter though, IMO.


So is Carla Gugino but her nude scene was in b&w.
 
2014-05-07 09:18:22 AM
First let me say, I would stick my tongue so far up her butt, she would think it was a shiatty french kiss.

1.bp.blogspot.com

and then this... just speaks for itself.

www.kapakguzeli.com
 
2014-05-07 09:22:47 AM
Dark Angel is on the elrey channel, she was like 19 and in tight black leather. *drool*
 
2014-05-07 09:25:48 AM
Hasn't she been saying the exact same thing for like a decade? Why is this news?
 
2014-05-07 09:25:50 AM
WTF is "axolotl"?
 
2014-05-07 09:26:28 AM
This is setting up a sad Debbie Gibson Playboy shoot in 10 years.
 
2014-05-07 09:26:40 AM

Arkanaut: dwade: Fun Fact: Jessica Alba was willing to do topless in Sin City but requested bigger panties if she did so and the director declined.

Rosario Dawson is hotter though, IMO.


True...and gets naked. Off to my bunk
 
2014-05-07 09:27:33 AM

qorkfiend: WTF is "axolotl"?


Ask Mentat.
 
2014-05-07 09:29:59 AM
What a slut.
 
2014-05-07 09:34:05 AM
There IS a pretty good nip slip in that shiatty underwater treasure hunt movie. Actually the only good thing in that flick were her underwater bikini shots.
 
2014-05-07 09:35:34 AM

Mugato: Fano: Well if you won't get nude in a movie where you're a stripper, knowing that you'll be a stripper that frequently got topless in the comic, then yes, you are not likely to ever do a nude scene, you welshing prude.

Not as bad as Katherine Heigel having sex with her bra on. Who does that?


Sarah Jessica Parker. Every one of the other women showed the goods.

At this point, no1curr. Keep your burka on, Jessica.
 
2014-05-07 09:42:53 AM

Arkanaut: dwade: Fun Fact: Jessica Alba was willing to do topless in Sin City but requested bigger panties if she did so and the director declined.

Rosario Dawson is hotter though, IMO.


she has some nice labia, fo sho .
 
2014-05-07 09:43:18 AM
What a nude axolotl may look like
i26.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-07 09:44:39 AM

edip1976: qorkfiend: WTF is "axolotl"?

Ask Mentat.


Actually an axolotl is one of these guys:

images.nationalgeographic.com

The Bene Tleilax spell it slightly differently.
 
2014-05-07 09:45:35 AM

edip1976: qorkfiend: WTF is "axolotl"?

Ask Mentat.


Leave me out of this.
 
2014-05-07 09:49:06 AM

Brick-House: First let me say, I would stick my tongue so far up her butt, she would think it was a shiatty french kiss.

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and then this... just speaks for itself.

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oneguyrambling.com

You forgot this pic.
 
2014-05-07 09:52:51 AM
There are so many "close enough" pictures of her out there that my mind can fill in the blanks.
 
2014-05-07 10:02:34 AM
I like a well sculpted torso as much as anybody, but does it really improve my life (or my private bunk time) if I see a picture of her nipples? I know she has them and that's good enough for me.

Besides, in my mind she's always naked and if she was nude in a film, I'd have to share her with all you perverts.
 
2014-05-07 10:05:38 AM
I she aware that her success as an actress is almost exclusively pulchritudinal?
 
2014-05-07 10:06:29 AM

Mugato: Fano: Well if you won't get nude in a movie where you're a stripper, knowing that you'll be a stripper that frequently got topless in the comic, then yes, you are not likely to ever do a nude scene, you welshing prude.

Not as bad as Katherine Heigel having sex with her bra on. Who does that?


Didn't Kim Kardashian keep her bra on when she did her sex tape?  I thought I remembered seeing her with a bra on in a still photo from that video.

That said... seriously! Who does that?????
 
2014-05-07 10:08:30 AM

Mugato: Not as bad as Katherine Heigel having sex with her bra on. Who does that?


I do that, otherwise my moobs get sore.
 
2014-05-07 10:09:21 AM

Miss5280: Mugato: Fano: Well if you won't get nude in a movie where you're a stripper, knowing that you'll be a stripper that frequently got topless in the comic, then yes, you are not likely to ever do a nude scene, you welshing prude.

Not as bad as Katherine Heigel having sex with her bra on. Who does that?

Didn't Kim Kardashian keep her bra on when she did her sex tape?  I thought I remembered seeing her with a bra on in a still photo from that video.

That said... seriously! Who does that?????


*raises hand*
 
2014-05-07 10:09:47 AM

dwade: Fun Fact: Jessica Alba was willing to do topless in Sin City but requested bigger panties if she did so and the director declined.


Seriously? What kind of body issues do you have you are willing to show your boobs but only if you move the fabric somewhere else. Whut?
 
2014-05-07 10:13:04 AM

Mugato: Dark Angel is on the elrey channel, she was like 19 and in tight black leather. *drool*


And just think, while that show was going on, Michael Weatherly was tapping that.
 
2014-05-07 10:17:05 AM

LectertheChef: Mugato: Dark Angel is on the elrey channel, she was like 19 and in tight black leather. *drool*

And just think, while that show was going on, Michael Weatherly was tapping that.


Yeah I just noticed he's the guy from NCIS. He was tapping that in real life? Little bit of an age difference there. Good for him.
 
2014-05-07 10:20:10 AM

Mugato: LectertheChef: Mugato: Dark Angel is on the elrey channel, she was like 19 and in tight black leather. *drool*

And just think, while that show was going on, Michael Weatherly was tapping that.

Yeah I just noticed he's the guy from NCIS. He was tapping that in real life? Little bit of an age difference there. Good for him.


Back when I watched Dark Angel, yeah, I was a bit envious.
 
2014-05-07 10:21:49 AM

Mugato: Fano: Well if you won't get nude in a movie where you're a stripper, knowing that you'll be a stripper that frequently got topless in the comic, then yes, you are not likely to ever do a nude scene, you welshing prude.

Not as bad as Katherine Heigel having sex with her bra on. Who does that?


All kinds of women over 40 do that.  It's not that uncommon.
 
2014-05-07 10:30:43 AM

debug: Mugato: Fano: Well if you won't get nude in a movie where you're a stripper, knowing that you'll be a stripper that frequently got topless in the comic, then yes, you are not likely to ever do a nude scene, you welshing prude.

Not as bad as Katherine Heigel having sex with her bra on. Who does that?

All kinds of women over 40 do that.  It's not that uncommon.


Mournful tits.
 
2014-05-07 10:36:21 AM

Mugato: Dark Angel is on the elrey channel, she was like 19 and in tight black leather. *drool*


I have never been able to sit through a whole episode of that show. The intro always shows her escaping from a facility surrounded by a heavy forest. The caption says Gillette, WY.

Gillette is a coal mining and ranching town in the high plains with very little forest. That caption would be just as accurate if it were Miami, FL.
 
2014-05-07 10:39:29 AM

LoneWolf343: dwade: Fun Fact: Jessica Alba was willing to do topless in Sin City but requested bigger panties if she did so and the director declined.

Seriously? What kind of body issues do you have you are willing to show your boobs but only if you move the fabric somewhere else. Whut?


I think this is just a misunderstanding of her saying no to the topless scene and the director told her she needed to put her big girl panties on and do the job she was hired to do.
 
2014-05-07 10:44:11 AM

Miss5280: Mugato: Fano: Well if you won't get nude in a movie where you're a stripper, knowing that you'll be a stripper that frequently got topless in the comic, then yes, you are not likely to ever do a nude scene, you welshing prude.

Not as bad as Katherine Heigel having sex with her bra on. Who does that?

Didn't Kim Kardashian keep her bra on when she did her sex tape?  I thought I remembered seeing her with a bra on in a still photo from that video.

That said... seriously! Who does that?????


Every woman on non-pay television. I think their characters all have underwire fetishes.
 
2014-05-07 10:45:21 AM
www.patentpracticeliability.com
 
2014-05-07 10:45:57 AM
Not that I wouldn't mind seeing it but there are plenty of hot actresses who will so meh.
 
2014-05-07 10:48:11 AM

Wellon Dowd: I she aware that her success as an actress is almost exclusively pulchritudinal?


She seems to be following the old school of thought that Playboy encouraged: Don't do nude scenes in any movies back when you're smoking hot and everyone desperately wants to see them. Then, when you are washed up and no one cares, do a "tasteful" photoshoot where half the time your nipples or breasts are mostly obscured and definitely no bush. Oh and lots of silhouette naked in behind sheets and the like. Oh yes, in my teen years I knew to hate any celebrity issues of playboy.
 
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