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(ABC 27)   Well if getting hit by a car in an accident doesn't take care of a pedestrian, a 60-foot fall will   (abc27.com ) divider line
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2014-05-07 07:15:14 PM  
The article says it was a 40-foot fall. I guess he liked the first fall so much he tried it again but could only make it halfway.
 
2014-05-07 09:11:46 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: The article says it was a 40-foot fall. I guess he liked the first fall so much he tried it again but could only make it halfway.


He bounced an additional 20 feet?
 
2014-05-07 09:13:25 PM  
Impacting cars do have awful bedside manner.
 
2014-05-07 09:15:02 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: The article says it was a 40-foot fall. I guess he liked the first fall so much he tried it again but could only make it halfway.


I think it was changed...  the address says 60
 
2014-05-07 09:22:59 PM  

poison_amy: Danger Avoid Death: The article says it was a 40-foot fall. I guess he liked the first fall so much he tried it again but could only make it halfway.

I think it was changed...  the address says 60


It was changed, the link from the sites main page still says 60
 
2014-05-07 09:24:39 PM  
rectum?...hell killed em
 
2014-05-07 09:28:32 PM  
Just before he died he saw the light.
 
2014-05-07 09:32:33 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: The article says it was a 40-foot fall. I guess he liked the first fall so much he tried it again but could only make it halfway.


link and math trolling.  well done.
 
2014-05-07 09:37:50 PM  

skinink: Danger Avoid Death: The article says it was a 40-foot fall. I guess he liked the first fall so much he tried it again but could only make it halfway.

He bounced an additional 20 feet?


Could've been projected
 
2014-05-07 09:53:36 PM  
Well if getting hit by a car in an accident doesn't take care of a pedestrian, a 60-foot fall will

FTFA:  Pedestrian dies after 40-foot fall in Philly crash

Nice jorb.  I guess it was "changed" huh?
 
2014-05-07 10:43:46 PM  
Well, I'd be pretty clumsy with 40 feet also, at any time of the year. Not sure if it would be deadly, though.
 
2014-05-07 10:58:56 PM  
69-YO driver mistook other car for a farmers' market.
 
2014-05-07 11:56:35 PM  

trappedspirit: Well if getting hit by a car in an accident doesn't take care of a pedestrian, a 60-foot fall will

FTFA:  Pedestrian dies after 40-foot fall in Philly crash

Nice jorb.  I guess it was "changed" huh?


Here this is what all of the smart people can see:  http://www.abc27.com/story/25450474/pedestrian-dies-after-60-foot-fal l -in-philly-crash
 
2014-05-08 12:03:34 AM  

strathmeyer: trappedspirit: Well if getting hit by a car in an accident doesn't take care of a pedestrian, a 60-foot fall will

FTFA:  Pedestrian dies after 40-foot fall in Philly crash

Nice jorb.  I guess it was "changed" huh?

Here this is what all of the smart people can see:  http://www.abc27.com/story/25450474/pedestrian-dies-after-60-foot-fal l -in-philly-crash


The lady doth protest too much, methinks.  Here's what the genius people can see  http://www.abc27.com/story/25450474/pedestrian-dies-after-40-foot-fal l -in-philly-crash
 
2014-05-08 12:23:09 AM  
He didn't want a pickle.
 
2014-05-08 12:29:25 AM  
Black Lincoln Mark III seen leaving the scene.
www.autozilla.org
 
2014-05-08 01:19:28 AM  
 
2014-05-08 07:43:12 AM  

strathmeyer: trappedspirit: Well if getting hit by a car in an accident doesn't take care of a pedestrian, a 60-foot fall will

FTFA:  Pedestrian dies after 40-foot fall in Philly crash

Nice jorb.  I guess it was "changed" huh?

Here this is what all of the smart people can see:  http://www.abc27.com/story/25450474/pedestrian-dies-after-60-foot-fal l -in-philly-crash


To be fair, the headline in that link now says 40, while the link still says 60

i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-08 07:48:35 AM  

Qaiwolf: strathmeyer: trappedspirit: Well if getting hit by a car in an accident doesn't take care of a pedestrian, a 60-foot fall will

FTFA:  Pedestrian dies after 40-foot fall in Philly crash

Nice jorb.  I guess it was "changed" huh?

Here this is what all of the smart people can see:  http://www.abc27.com/story/25450474/pedestrian-dies-after-60-foot-fal l -in-philly-crash

To be fair, the headline in that link now says 40, while the link still says 60

[i.imgur.com image 463x265]


Yeah the link still says 60. ABC27 needs to do a better job when posting articles. Make sure they get it right. I will vindicate Subby on this one.
 
2014-05-08 08:55:44 AM  

trappedspirit: strathmeyer: trappedspirit: Well if getting hit by a car in an accident doesn't take care of a pedestrian, a 60-foot fall will

FTFA:  Pedestrian dies after 40-foot fall in Philly crash

Nice jorb.  I guess it was "changed" huh?

Here this is what all of the smart people can see:  http://www.abc27.com/story/25450474/pedestrian-dies-after-60-foot-fal l -in-philly-crash

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.  Here's what the genius people can see  http://www.abc27.com/story/25450474/pedestrian-dies-after-40-foot-fal l -in-philly-crash


The Raliens done gone too far.  Here's what the Pastafarians can see: www.abc27.com/story/25450474/equestrian-dies-after-400-feet-fall-in-p h illy-bash
 
2014-05-08 09:16:46 AM  
One of the two local dailies says it was, in fact,  38 feet! Why can't the "authorities" get their stories straight?!  http://www.philly.com/philly/news/20140508_Family_mourns__exceptional _ _man_killed_in_crash.html
 
2014-05-08 12:43:09 PM  
He was so badly injured that he was unable to complete the last 20 feet of the fall.
 
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