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(CBC)   Just the one game tonight hockey fans... Rangers Penguins game 4. Will Fluery get the hat-trick shut-out or will the Ranger offense wake up and even it back up? Puck drops a little after 7:30ET   (cbc.ca) divider line 466
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2014-05-07 08:05:55 AM  
imageshack.com
and
imageshack.com
got nothing.

/go more hockey or go bracket... go more hockey tonight!
 
2014-05-07 08:10:05 AM  
Subban was a mastadon last night. He was Orr and Gretzy in that first period.

It's fitting his goal and his assist were the difference last night.

/tips beer in salute
 
2014-05-07 09:13:55 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: He was Orr and Gretzy in that first period.


Yeah, that was one hell of display of hockey skills.
I'd have more respect for Subba Bubba, if he wasn't such a turtle.
Either way the Canadiens outplayed the Bruins for 2 & 2/3rds of the game.
B's better play like their hair is on fire from the puck drop or they'll be coming back to Boston with a 2 game deficit.

sno man: [imageshack.com image 300x150]

/go more hockey or go bracket... go more hockey tonight!


TV HOCKEY TONIGHT!
TV HOCKEY TONIGHT!
TV HOCKEY TONIGHT!

We're gonna watch some hockey on TV tonight
ALRIGHT!
We're gonna watch some hockey on TV tonight
TONIGHT!
We've got nothing better to do
Than watch Hockey and have a couple of brews
______________

Also, love the potato penguin.

Go Not Pingus!
 
2014-05-07 09:26:53 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: Subban was a mastadon last night. He was Orr and Gretzy in that first period.

It's fitting his goal and his assist were the difference last night.

/tips beer in salute


I find that when PK is mad, he plays at a different level. The goal after the penalty shows that.

/who the f*ck is Dale Wiese?
 
2014-05-07 09:51:56 AM  
Well, good news.

www.topgear.com

My vodka/Gatorade drink worked. No hangover.

About the only bright spot from last night.
 
2014-05-07 10:06:58 AM  

fatalvenom: Well, good news.

[www.topgear.com image 712x400]

My vodka/Gatorade drink worked. No hangover.

About the only bright spot from last night.


Well, Thursday will show us. Thursday is a must win for the B's. If they don't get their shiat together, they are done. I mean, they need to get physical early and often. Last night, they looked sad.
 
2014-05-07 10:50:51 AM  

fatalvenom: Well, good news.

[www.topgear.com image 712x400]

My vodka/Gatorade drink worked. No hangover.

About the only bright spot from last night.


Congrats. How much did you drink?

I've learned that drinking vodka with a yummy drink increases your chance for a wicked hangover, only because you drink more than you should.
 
2014-05-07 11:08:46 AM  
1 game?  That's all we got, 1 goddamn game?

i1348.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-07 11:14:04 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: Congrats. How much did you drink?

I've learned that drinking vodka with a yummy drink increases your chance for a wicked hangover, only because you drink more than you should.



Enough.

I usually drink vodka/club soda, but I was out of club soda so I had to try something new. I figured if vodka dehydrates you and Gatorade hydrates you...it comes out as a wash.
 
2014-05-07 11:38:58 AM  

img.fark.net

 
2014-05-07 11:39:52 AM  
Today is my last day of Toto Fark before returning to Literland (someone gifted me in the great 2014 Drew's Drunken NCAA Basketball Championship Sponsorship Rush).  I've been slack-assing at being in the threads lately, but I liked seeing how much chatter goes on in the hockey threads before it even goes green.  I tip my glass to you, hockey Farkers.  Keep making it look mean.
 
2014-05-07 11:43:46 AM  

fatalvenom: OtherLittleGuy: Congrats. How much did you drink?

I've learned that drinking vodka with a yummy drink increases your chance for a wicked hangover, only because you drink more than you should.


Enough.

I usually drink vodka/club soda, but I was out of club soda so I had to try something new. I figured if vodka dehydrates you and Gatorade hydrates you...it comes out as a wash.


Okay, I'm trying that next poker party. Thanks.

/I was thinking of the boomerang headache
 
2014-05-07 12:04:22 PM  

Hockey time?


media.tumblr.com


HOCKEY TIME!


i.imgur.com

 
2014-05-07 12:11:54 PM  
Flyers announce Ron Hextall as new GM.
 
2014-05-07 12:13:12 PM  

fruitloop: Today is my last day of Toto Fark before returning to Literland (someone gifted me in the great 2014 Drew's Drunken NCAA Basketball Championship Sponsorship Rush).  I've been slack-assing at being in the threads lately, but I liked seeing how much chatter goes on in the hockey threads before it even goes green.  I tip my glass to you, hockey Farkers.  Keep making it look mean.


i36.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-07 12:14:21 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Okay, I'm trying that next poker party. Thanks.

/I was thinking of the boomerang headache


Proceed with caution though, I'm a professional alki.

Results for you may vary.
 
2014-05-07 02:37:01 PM  

Rev.K: Flyers announce Ron Hextall as new GM.


They should have made him goalie coach.  The NHL needs more weird goalies like the one pictured just above your post.  Hextall would make a good role model at this clearly shows....
 
2014-05-07 03:37:31 PM  
How about scoring a goal tonight Not-Penguins?
 
2014-05-07 03:47:34 PM  
C'mon Rags, tie it up.  more hockey is more gooder.
 
2014-05-07 05:11:52 PM  
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5)Oh God ________ is reffing tonight
6)Smug Detroit fans
7)Annoying Leafs fans
8)ITG Bruins Fans
9)Rioting Canucks fans
10)Arrogant Habs fans
11)Trolling for Penguins fans
12)__________ is strong in this advanced stat
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14)Neither team has the edge in this advanced stat
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17)ICE GIRLS!!!!
18)Atlantic complaining
19)Giant, in depth post from desertgeek
20)Why is this guy in the lineup?
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22)Someone gives up mid-game and goes looking for beer
23)Someone comes back late and finds their team has tied/taken the lead
24)BONUS HOCKEY!
25)SOON.jpg
26)The nightly Don Cherry outfit image
27)The Docisms of Doc Emrick
28)In between periods/tv break NSFW links
29)toomuchman.jpg
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31)Active stick
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fatalvenom:

My vodka/Gatorade drink worked. No hangover.

About the only bright spot from last night.


Well that seals it, what name do we bestow upon the official drink of Fark(or at least the NHL playoffs)?
 
2014-05-07 05:43:40 PM  

fatalvenom: Well, good news.



My vodka/Gatorade drink worked. No hangover.

About the only bright spot from last night.


Aw, don't tease me like that. I thought you had something about the Dacia Sandero.
 
2014-05-07 06:48:38 PM  

Flappyhead: AND NOW!!  Wild Turkey Bourbon and In&Out Burger Present!!

The Official Fark NHL Playoff Thread Checklist!!

AND NOW!!  Crystal Skull Vodka and St. Huberts Present!!

The Official Fark NHL Playoff Thread Checklist!!

1)Post 'shops, macros and images hyping your team.
2)Post 'shops, macros and images mocking your teams opponent
3)Cindy Criesby
4)WTF is up with these start times?
5)Oh God ________ is reffing tonight
6)Smug Detroit fans
7)Annoying Leafs fans
8)ITG Bruins Fans
9)Rioting Canucks fans
10)Arrogant Habs fans
11)Trolling for Penguins fans
12)__________ is strong in this advanced stat
13)__________ is weak in this advanced sat
14)Neither team has the edge in this advanced stat
15)This advanced stat is constantly overlooked
16)STFU about advanced stats
17)ICE GIRLS!!!!
18)Atlantic complaining
19)Giant, in depth post from desertgeek
20)Why is this guy in the lineup?
21)Why isn't this guy in the lineup?
22)Someone gives up mid-game and goes looking for beer
23)Someone comes back late and finds their team has tied/taken the lead
24)BONUS HOCKEY!
25)SOON.jpg
26)The nightly Don Cherry outfit image
27)The Docisms of Doc Emrick
28)In between periods/tv break NSFW links
29)toomuchman.jpg
30)Muting Pierre MacGuire
31)Active stick
32)TIED!(along with accompanying soft B&D pics)
33)(Goalies name here) says NO!
34)BOBOROVSKY!!!


fatalvenom:

My vodka/Gatorade drink worked. No hangover.

About the only bright spot from last night.

Well that seals it, what name do we bestow upon the official drink of Fark(or at least the NHL playoffs)?


Puck dropper?

/I'm sure we can think of something better through the course of the night.
 
2014-05-07 06:54:49 PM  
If you pour the vodka in the Gatorade bottle it could be an Ovechkin.
 
2014-05-07 07:02:04 PM  
img0.etsystatic.com

Zombie plush penguin reporting for duty
 
2014-05-07 07:03:26 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: How about scoring a goal tonight Not-Penguins?


That's clearly just crazy talk.  The Pens are going to play the whole game down a man so the Rags can't score, and the Rags are aiming to win with a final score of 0-0.
 
2014-05-07 07:06:00 PM  
Last week of classes and I've got about 15GB of photos to critique and grade tonight... I'll have the game on in the living room, but after last night, I'm looking forward to some no stress hockey watching.

farking Bruins...
 
2014-05-07 07:07:55 PM  

fatalvenom: Flappyhead:

Well that seals it, what name do we bestow upon the official drink of Fark(or at least the NHL playoffs)?

Puck dropper?

/I'm sure we can think of something better through the course of the night.


Most likely.  OK hockey Farkers

NAME THE DRINK!!
 
2014-05-07 07:08:05 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: How about scoring a goal tonight Not-Penguins?


I hope they do score, just so it's one less than the Pens. Fleury is due to give up a soft goal.
 
2014-05-07 07:11:21 PM  
home.comcast.net
 
2014-05-07 07:11:58 PM  
home.comcast.net
 
2014-05-07 07:12:33 PM  

andychrist420: 1 game?  That's all we got, 1 goddamn game?


You can't say "goddamn" on Fark.
 
2014-05-07 07:12:43 PM  
Come on Rags...I can't stand you, but I want a good series.  So I expect you to win tonight
 
2014-05-07 07:14:15 PM  

Flappyhead: fatalvenom: Flappyhead:

Well that seals it, what name do we bestow upon the official drink of Fark(or at least the NHL playoffs)?

Puck dropper?

/I'm sure we can think of something better through the course of the night.

Most likely.  OK hockey Farkers

NAME THE DRINK!!


Hip Czech

Slew Foot

Sawchuck
 
2014-05-07 07:14:28 PM  
hockey!
 
2014-05-07 07:15:07 PM  

ytterbium: If you pour the vodka in the Gatorade bottle it could be an Ovechkin.


No, an Ovechkin has already been established as a White Russian on ice with no Cup.
 
2014-05-07 07:15:58 PM  
Can we get Richter out of retirement? Our goalie is more into fashion then hockey.
 
2014-05-07 07:16:05 PM  

buckeyebrain: andychrist420: 1 game?  That's all we got, 1 goddamn game?

You can't say "goddamn" on Fark.


Don't worry, nobody's reading anyway.
 
2014-05-07 07:16:48 PM  

Flappyhead: NAME THE DRINK!!


A Reggie Dunlop

Goon Juice

Fungo
 
2014-05-07 07:17:27 PM  

uncleacid: Can we get Richter out of retirement? Our goalie is more into fashion then hockey.


Really? Of all the issues the Rangers have had, you're going to call out Lundqvist?

Wow.
 
2014-05-07 07:17:52 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-07 07:18:03 PM  

buckeyebrain: andychrist420: 1 game?  That's all we got, 1 goddamn game?

You can't say "goddamn" on Fark.


Goddamit, are you serious?
 
2014-05-07 07:18:03 PM  

keylock71: Last week of classes and I've got about 15GB of photos to critique and grade tonight... I'll have the game on in the living room, but after last night, I'm looking forward to some no stress hockey watching.

farking Bruins...


That game sucked. They played about 18 minutes out of 60 just like the first game against the wings. Worst part was the Hab's performance was only decent..... I hate it when they play lazy hockey like that.
 
2014-05-07 07:18:08 PM  
One of the best Penguins gifs I've seen lately

(damn thing is 10mb though)
 
2014-05-07 07:18:38 PM  

swahnhennessy: uncleacid: Can we get Richter out of retirement? Our goalie is more into fashion then hockey.

Really? Of all the issues the Rangers have had, you're going to call out Lundqvist?

Wow.


Yeah, besides, he's Swedish. He can't help it.
 
2014-05-07 07:18:58 PM  

keylock71: Flappyhead: NAME THE DRINK!!

A Reggie Dunlop

Goon Juice

Fungo


I like 'Reggie Dunlop' out of the choices so far.  What's the mix of vodak:Gatorade?  I have more vodak that I know what to do with.
 
2014-05-07 07:19:05 PM  
LET'S GO PENS!!!!!!

www.allhabs.net
 
2014-05-07 07:19:48 PM  

swahnhennessy: uncleacid: Can we get Richter out of retirement? Our goalie is more into fashion then hockey.

Really? Of all the issues the Rangers have had, you're going to call out Lundqvist?

Wow.


I love the nonsense hockey fans will throw at goalies. Team keeps losing games 2-0, 3-0 = "Our goalie sucks!"
 
2014-05-07 07:20:07 PM  
img.fark.net

Let's Go Pens!
 
2014-05-07 07:21:08 PM  
I had just a splash of Jim Beam single barrel, and now I'm down to drinking Jack Daniels (I usually just cook with it).
 
2014-05-07 07:21:28 PM  
Let's go Rangers!  Send the Penguins back home with a reason to be afraid.
 
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