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(Daily Mail)   Smoking hot 21-year-old construction worker wins beauty pagaent, is crowned Miss Birmingham, plans to keep her day job: "I really love construction and I want more girls to get into it" (w/pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 25
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2014-05-07 07:47:25 AM  
12 votes:
FTFA: "Katie, 21, from Kidderminster in Worcester, beat off 19 other rivals to take the crown, "

Well, ok. I guess I'd watch that.
2014-05-07 01:40:57 AM  
6 votes:
Headline (here and Daily Mail): "Construction worker"
Article: "Office manager for construction company ____"

i.dailymail.co.uk

Oh, and WTF is going on with the one on the far right? Is she really one of the most beautiful people in Birmingham, or did only five women compete?
/studman
2014-05-07 07:54:18 AM  
4 votes:

pc_gator: Totally "British Hot", she'd be a 7 in the US. Is it me or does think on right look like Jamie Fox in drag?


Yup,

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2014-05-07 02:49:55 AM  
4 votes:
"smoking hot", Daily Mail and Birmingham.  I'm assuming at best she's "British hot"

*clicks link*

yup, pretty much
2014-05-07 02:09:22 AM  
4 votes:

Gig103: Headline (here and Daily Mail): "Construction worker"
Article: "Office manager for construction company ____"

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 300x278]

Oh, and WTF is going on with the one on the far right? Is she really one of the most beautiful people in Birmingham, or did only five women compete?
/studman


To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything?
2014-05-07 07:41:14 AM  
3 votes:
Totally "British Hot", she'd be a 7 in the US. Is it me or does think on right look like Jamie Fox in drag?
2014-05-07 09:42:10 AM  
2 votes:
Hot construction workers winning contests?

i.huffpost.com
2014-05-07 08:04:09 AM  
2 votes:
Birmingham? Demands a recount.
i.telegraph.co.uk
2014-05-07 07:41:58 AM  
2 votes:
Well, she spends her days erecting things so this seems like a natural extension.
2014-05-07 01:03:00 PM  
1 votes:
Working in a construction office is not the same as being a construction worker. I was hoping for a hottie that could swing a sledge and instead we get a hottie that can press a swingline stapler.
2014-05-07 11:30:47 AM  
1 votes:

Butterfinger: More Nicole please

Yeah she's hot, but her voice is like nails on a chalkboard.

She also seems to have a bit of Bob Villa in her.  She stands around talking while others do actual work.
2014-05-07 10:44:14 AM  
1 votes:
Hey look!

I found a better picture of the "chick" on the right:

media.tumblr.com
2014-05-07 10:25:52 AM  
1 votes:
There once were two ladies from Birmingham
And this is the scandal concerning 'em
They lifted the frock
And tickled the cock
Of the bishop engaged in confirming 'em.
2014-05-07 09:22:00 AM  
1 votes:
Well, she's given me a hard hat.
2014-05-07 08:25:59 AM  
1 votes:

Rhino_man: dennysgod: Hot construction workers you say

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I'm am somewhat shocked by the complete disregard for safety most of those ladies exhibited. Wearing proper attire is one of the most important and easiest steps you can take to stay safe when working with power tools.
2014-05-07 08:15:17 AM  
1 votes:

dennysgod: Hot construction workers you say


images.rapgenius.com
2014-05-07 08:13:46 AM  
1 votes:

Alphax: Funny, when people go 'British hot', I almost always find them quite attractive.


Yeah, that sexy little overbite always gets to me, too.
2014-05-07 08:12:52 AM  
1 votes:
Alabama girls...
2014-05-07 08:10:03 AM  
1 votes:
Hot construction workers you say
2014-05-07 08:05:20 AM  
1 votes:

viciousbackyardkiller: British 10 = American 6.5

Feeling generous today. Hundreds of hotter girls attending local university.


Well of course, since they use the metric system...

/was told there'd be no math
2014-05-07 08:01:26 AM  
1 votes:

viciousbackyardkiller: British 10 = American 6.5

Feeling generous today. Hundreds of hotter girls attending local university.


Speaking as a man who has never actually scored an American 6.5, may I say that I'd probably fail to score British hot either.
... No... Not probably. Definitely fail to score British hot.

/Some men get steak
// Some men settle for hamburger
///I end up with whatever it is they put in Taco Bell tacos
2014-05-07 07:53:00 AM  
1 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk


Not even 2nd string Hooters waitress hot.
2014-05-07 07:48:09 AM  
1 votes:

Alphax: Funny, when people go 'British hot', I almost always find them quite attractive.


She's attractive enough, but do you think she'd win any beauty pageant in a major US city? Not likely. British hot is real.
2014-05-07 07:45:40 AM  
1 votes:

PC LOAD LETTER: (loud whistle) NICE TITS, HONEY! WOOOO!! YEAH!!!! GIVE ME SOME OF THAT!!!

/I am scared to think of the kind of women cat calling by construction workers works on.


"I appreciate that your appearance is just once aspect of who you are!"
2014-05-07 07:42:04 AM  
1 votes:
She's hot by British standards, which is kinda like a valedictorian in special ed. (yes, I'm aware there are hot British chicks out there, but they are a rarity. Most of the hot ones are second generation whose parents are from somewhere else).
 
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