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(Daily Mail)   Smoking hot 21-year-old construction worker wins beauty pagaent, is crowned Miss Birmingham, plans to keep her day job: "I really love construction and I want more girls to get into it" (w/pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 30
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2014-05-07 01:40:57 AM
7 votes:
Headline (here and Daily Mail): "Construction worker"
Article: "Office manager for construction company ____"

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Oh, and WTF is going on with the one on the far right? Is she really one of the most beautiful people in Birmingham, or did only five women compete?
/studman
2014-05-07 07:39:01 AM
6 votes:
Cute as hell, in her work clothes.  Less so when dolled up for competition.
2014-05-07 09:20:50 AM
2 votes:

Gunboat: Shazam999: Google "Kate decked out". Thank me later.

1.  Thank you.
2.  I see your Kate and raise you Genevieve Gorder:

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And I'll throw down the high-hand, the straight flush: Nicole Curtis.

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2014-05-07 08:41:29 AM
2 votes:

Alphax: Alfonse Gregory: Alphax: Funny, when people go 'British hot', I almost always find them quite attractive.

She's attractive enough, but do you think she'd win any beauty pageant in a major US city? Not likely. British hot is real.

Eh, the beauty pageant look is rather generic and boring.


And by the time they've got their hair, make-up, fake tan, and fake smile applied they're often well into the Uncanny Valley.
2014-05-07 07:52:05 AM
2 votes:

Alfonse Gregory: Alphax: Funny, when people go 'British hot', I almost always find them quite attractive.

She's attractive enough, but do you think she'd win any beauty pageant in a major US city? Not likely. British hot is real.


Eh, the beauty pageant look is rather generic and boring.
2014-05-07 07:51:59 AM
2 votes:
British 10 = American 6.5

Feeling generous today. Hundreds of hotter girls attending local university.
2014-05-07 07:41:14 AM
2 votes:
Totally "British Hot", she'd be a 7 in the US. Is it me or does think on right look like Jamie Fox in drag?
2014-05-07 07:41:03 AM
2 votes:

Gig103: Headline (here and Daily Mail): "Construction worker"
Article: "Office manager for construction company ____"



Oh, and WTF is going on with the one on the far right? Is she really one of the most beautiful people in Birmingham, or did only five women compete?
/studman


Took the words out of my mouth. I was fixing to say she isn't out in the field doing welding, hammering, riverting. She is in an office doing numbers. Even if it is a temp office on site, she is still in an office.

I'd still hit that.
2014-05-07 01:03:00 PM
1 votes:
Working in a construction office is not the same as being a construction worker. I was hoping for a hottie that could swing a sledge and instead we get a hottie that can press a swingline stapler.
2014-05-07 10:25:28 AM
1 votes:

Fark In The Duck: This, my friends, is British hot:

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Nope. That's just hot. Crazy hot.

British hot is exactly what the girl in the Fail article is. Attractive enough for Brits to crown her most beautiful in Birmingham, but not Joss Stone hot.
2014-05-07 10:17:04 AM
1 votes:
This, my friends, is British hot:

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2014-05-07 10:09:26 AM
1 votes:
She's not British "hot", her teeth are straight...

That being said, I like women with flaws. Each woman with a flaw is unique, and I like that. I know I'm weird like that, but "perfect" women are boring. They are all cookie cutter, and tend to be that way in their personality as well. It's all so... vanilla... and by that I mean plain and boring, not merely white.

I like nerdy, I like "British hot", I like curvy, I don't care much for blondes, I like soft, not muscular, and I like geeky not biatchy.

So for me, this girl is not too bad, but i'd pass, mostly because I think she's on the skinny side. Something tells me you'd see rib bones on her if she wore a bikini... and I find that appalling...
2014-05-07 09:42:10 AM
1 votes:
Hot construction workers winning contests?

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2014-05-07 09:02:21 AM
1 votes:
It wouldn't stop me, however, this is what I thought of when I saw her smile.

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/enjoy
2014-05-07 09:02:06 AM
1 votes:

Rhino_man: Alphax: Cute as hell, in her work clothes.  Less so when dolled up for competition.

I thought the same thing.  Strange.


Real girls are pretty.
2014-05-07 08:47:53 AM
1 votes:
Considering she is not wearing any makeup, not bad at all.

/yeah, something not right about the pageant makeup, I think it's the hair
2014-05-07 08:45:19 AM
1 votes:
That was a lot of words to say "pageant contestant desperate to let everyone know she works in a construction office"
2014-05-07 08:38:20 AM
1 votes:

Shazam999: Google "Kate decked out". Thank me later.


1.  Thank you.
2.  I see your Kate and raise you Genevieve Gorder:

img.fark.net
2014-05-07 08:31:51 AM
1 votes:
Google "Kate decked out". Thank me later.
2014-05-07 08:10:03 AM
1 votes:
Hot construction workers you say
2014-05-07 08:09:16 AM
1 votes:

Alphax: Cute as hell, in her work clothes.  Less so when dolled up for competition.


Yes.  Am I the only guy who thinks that a lot of women are far more attractive in well-fitted blue jeans and a blue chambray shirt than in an evening gown?
2014-05-07 07:53:00 AM
1 votes:
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Not even 2nd string Hooters waitress hot.
2014-05-07 07:43:50 AM
1 votes:
Funny, when people go 'British hot', I almost always find them quite attractive.
2014-05-07 07:42:04 AM
1 votes:
She's hot by British standards, which is kinda like a valedictorian in special ed. (yes, I'm aware there are hot British chicks out there, but they are a rarity. Most of the hot ones are second generation whose parents are from somewhere else).
2014-05-07 07:41:46 AM
1 votes:
Yup...British "hot".
2014-05-07 07:40:48 AM
1 votes:

Oldiron_79: timujin: "smoking hot", Daily Mail and Birmingham.  I'm assuming at best she's "British hot"

*clicks link*

yup, pretty much

Ive not even bothered to check the link and my spidey senses tell me this.


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2014-05-07 07:39:47 AM
1 votes:

timujin: "smoking hot", Daily Mail and Birmingham.  I'm assuming at best she's "British hot"

*clicks link*

yup, pretty much


Ive not even bothered to check the link and my spidey senses tell me this.
2014-05-07 07:37:45 AM
1 votes:

timujin: "smoking hot", Daily Mail and Birmingham.  I'm assuming at best she's "British hot"

*clicks link*

yup, pretty much


Yeah, she's... alright.
2014-05-07 02:49:55 AM
1 votes:
"smoking hot", Daily Mail and Birmingham.  I'm assuming at best she's "British hot"

*clicks link*

yup, pretty much
2014-05-07 02:09:22 AM
1 votes:

Gig103: Headline (here and Daily Mail): "Construction worker"
Article: "Office manager for construction company ____"

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Oh, and WTF is going on with the one on the far right? Is she really one of the most beautiful people in Birmingham, or did only five women compete?
/studman


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