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(Daily Mail)   Smoking hot 21-year-old construction worker wins beauty pagaent, is crowned Miss Birmingham, plans to keep her day job: "I really love construction and I want more girls to get into it" (w/pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 148
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2014-05-07 10:21:27 AM

groppet: You dont get a sweaty butt crack in the office.


That depends on the office.
 
2014-05-07 10:25:28 AM

Fark In The Duck: This, my friends, is British hot:

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Nope. That's just hot. Crazy hot.

British hot is exactly what the girl in the Fail article is. Attractive enough for Brits to crown her most beautiful in Birmingham, but not Joss Stone hot.
 
2014-05-07 10:25:52 AM
There once were two ladies from Birmingham
And this is the scandal concerning 'em
They lifted the frock
And tickled the cock
Of the bishop engaged in confirming 'em.
 
2014-05-07 10:26:52 AM

Mr. Right: Alphax: Cute as hell, in her work clothes.  Less so when dolled up for competition.

Yes.  Am I the only guy who thinks that a lot of women are far more attractive in well-fitted blue jeans and a blue chambray shirt than in an evening gown?


I was going to disagree, but my lower brain seems to have other ideas about that. Still, a proper evening gown can be quite nice. What I take serious dislike to (and the lower brain agrees) is truckloads of makeup. I prefer little to none on any lady I am interested in, so when I see someone who put their "Face" on with a masonry trowel I am REALLY turned off.
 
2014-05-07 10:30:15 AM
She's a six.  Maybe a 7 if her makeup whore did right
 
2014-05-07 10:31:11 AM
Construction worker? She's as much a construction worker as the recpetionist at Universal Studios is an actress.

Now take your sharp pointy knees and get out of here.
 
2014-05-07 10:34:48 AM
More Nicole please
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www.elizabethlyonsdesigns.com
 
2014-05-07 10:39:25 AM
This thread delivers...

Nicole Curtis
 
2014-05-07 10:44:14 AM
Hey look!

I found a better picture of the "chick" on the right:

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2014-05-07 10:48:07 AM

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: Hey look!

I found a better picture of the "chick" on the right:

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John Leguizamo in Too Wong Foo? He actually doesn't look too bad as a woman or so I've thought since I saw that movie.
 
2014-05-07 11:02:37 AM

fatalvenom: Gunboat: Shazam999: Google "Kate decked out". Thank me later.

1.  Thank you.
2.  I see your Kate and raise you Genevieve Gorder:

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And I'll throw down the high-hand, the straight flush: Nicole Curtis.

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She can join my armada.
 
2014-05-07 11:07:58 AM
My company is trying to get me to move to Birmingham for a year. This thread isn't helping convince me.

/even the chicks in Portland are hotter than that
 
2014-05-07 11:08:36 AM
*Looks to left* Oh, it's yet another one of those British links.
 
2014-05-07 11:09:27 AM
Does she flashdance in the evening?
 
2014-05-07 11:10:01 AM
I love how she's only a 7 in 'Murica... Chick is thin (but not movie-star-concentration-camp-thin), has a great smile and is quite fit. I'd totally respect her ability to let me do her.
 
2014-05-07 11:10:25 AM

fatalvenom: Gunboat: Shazam999: Google "Kate decked out". Thank me later.

1.  Thank you.
2.  I see your Kate and raise you Genevieve Gorder:

[img.fark.net image 120x203]

And I'll throw down the high-hand, the straight flush: Nicole Curtis.

[lukeanthonyphoto.com image 800x534]
[www.shellybort.com image 533x361]
[i1.ytimg.com image 850x478]


She can renovate my condo any time.  Literally though, she does great work.
 
2014-05-07 11:16:41 AM

macross87: dennysgod: Hot construction workers you say

When was that first out? I know YouTube shows that video was uploaded in 2009, but seem to recall something like that from 2004. It made us laugh at work because the voice always reminded us of Hawking.


2002
 
2014-05-07 11:21:37 AM
Attractive body, totally... acceptable? face.  She's British pretty, in that her face is not offensive to look at.
 
2014-05-07 11:30:47 AM

Butterfinger: More Nicole please

Yeah she's hot, but her voice is like nails on a chalkboard.

She also seems to have a bit of Bob Villa in her.  She stands around talking while others do actual work.
 
2014-05-07 11:35:45 AM

pc_gator: Totally "British Hot", she'd be a 7 in the US. Is it me or does think on right look like Jamie Fox in drag?


Miss Birmingham UK is hotter than Miss Birmingham, Alabama.
 
2014-05-07 11:49:27 AM

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: My company is trying to get me to move to Birmingham for a year. This thread isn't helping convince me.

/even the chicks in Portland are hotter than that


One word. DON'T!

Well if there is enough money, and you look at it like moving to an isolated desert. Sorta like an oil rig worker.
 
2014-05-07 11:58:23 AM
This article is useless without pics.
 
2014-05-07 12:17:08 PM

dramatools: pc_gator: Totally "British Hot", she'd be a 7 in the US. Is it me or does think on right look like Jamie Fox in drag?

Miss Birmingham UK is hotter than Miss Birmingham, Alabama.


I don't know.  That's kind of a coin toss.
 
2014-05-07 12:17:40 PM
I could dig that.
 
2014-05-07 12:33:14 PM
I showed up for the "she can construct my erection, etc." jokes and sadly missed them, either I was skimming too much or I got distracted by Shanaynay... not sure which!
 
2014-05-07 12:37:01 PM

TheRockit: I showed up for the "she can construct my erection, etc." jokes and sadly missed them, either I was skimming too much or I got distracted by Shanaynay... not sure which!


Or was that "Wanda" and not "Shanaynay"... either way I think it distracted me!
 
2014-05-07 12:37:24 PM

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: My company is trying to get me to move to Birmingham for a year. This thread isn't helping convince me.

/even the chicks in Portland are hotter than that


Alabama or England?
 
2014-05-07 12:41:00 PM
I agree more women should be in construction.
 
2014-05-07 12:41:09 PM

SuperNinjaToad: detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: My company is trying to get me to move to Birmingham for a year. This thread isn't helping convince me.

/even the chicks in Portland are hotter than that

Alabama or England?


England. If a company ever asks you to move to Alabama just quit, because they really don't care about you.
 
2014-05-07 12:44:58 PM

trappedspirit: dramatools: pc_gator: Totally "British Hot", she'd be a 7 in the US. Is it me or does think on right look like Jamie Fox in drag?

Miss Birmingham UK is hotter than Miss Birmingham, Alabama.

I don't know.  That's kind of a coin toss.


I think I may stand corrected on my stance in this thread

. I find the British Miss Birmingham just slightly more attractive than Miss Birmingham, Alabama. Odd chin on that one.
 
2014-05-07 12:48:39 PM

lack of warmth: Gig103: Headline (here and Daily Mail): "Construction worker"
Article: "Office manager for construction company ____"

Exactly, those two things are not the same.  There is a hottie working at the scrap yard, but you'll never see her out of the office getting dirty with the metal.  The closest she gets is to reach for the radio to talk to the guy in the scrap yard.  I'm sure this girl has the same work experience.


But it's so fulfilling! More girls should get into it! Oh wait...it's just an office job.

I'll bet it's fulfilling alright. In the backroom with all the guys one after the other. Lord knows she ain't out there doing actual construction work in a skirt and pantyhose.
 
2014-05-07 01:03:00 PM
Working in a construction office is not the same as being a construction worker. I was hoping for a hottie that could swing a sledge and instead we get a hottie that can press a swingline stapler.
 
2014-05-07 02:04:22 PM
Alison Victoria > Nicole Curtis.  Any day of the week.
 
2014-05-07 02:23:06 PM

Eriond: Alison Victoria > Nicole Curtis.  Any day of the week.


No.
 
2014-05-07 03:10:16 PM
I will give her what all British love: sodomy and the lash
 
2014-05-07 03:31:59 PM
She was a girl from Birmingham
She just had an abortion
She was case of insanity
Her name was Pauline, she lived in a tree

i.dailymail.co.uk

/fark this and fark that
//fark it all and fark a farking brat
 
2014-05-07 03:58:35 PM
Points for "beating off" the competition reference in the article.
But cliché points revoked for no "assisting with an erection" refs or implications of being sweaty and barely appropriately dressed while the British summer sun beats down relentlessly and so on
 
2014-05-07 04:00:14 PM

fatalvenom: No.


And your rebuttal, Mr. Oarville?

We have no response. That was perfect.
 
2014-05-07 04:01:19 PM

Eriond: And your rebuttal, Mr. Carville?

We have no response. That was perfect.


FTFM
 
2014-05-07 04:23:09 PM

Alfonse Gregory: Alphax: Funny, when people go 'British hot', I almost always find them quite attractive.

She's attractive enough, but do you think she'd win any beauty pageant in a major US city? Not likely. British hot is real.


She is not unattractive by any stretch of the imagination, but she would not say win Miss Birmingham, AL if she entered the competition.
 
2014-05-07 04:55:59 PM
AW gets A, news at 11
 
2014-05-07 05:26:20 PM

Billy Liar: Points for "beating off" the competition reference in the article.


DailyMail: Come for the hot chicks, stay for the puns.
 
2014-05-07 08:38:00 PM

Prophet of Loss: untaken_name: FTFA: "Katie, 21, from Kidderminster in Worcester, beat off 19 other rivals to take the crown, "

Well, ok. I guess I'd watch that.

Isn't the word "drag" in the competition title?


Who cares? I'm drunk enough that it doesn't matter.
 
2014-05-07 08:41:39 PM

Your Hind Brain: She was a girl from Birmingham
She just had an abortion
She was case of insanity
Her name was Pauline, she lived in a tree

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/fark this and fark that
//fark it all and fark a farking brat


She don't want a baby who looks like that. I don't want a baby who looks like that.
 
2014-05-07 11:12:57 PM
I don't see much boobage there; just expected more than an A-cup in a "contest".

/not that smaller boobs aren't attractive, just, you know, "contest"
 
2014-05-08 12:45:38 AM
Minnie Driver is my favorite "British hottie" (Liz Hurley second).  I have odd tastes!

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2014-05-08 11:22:35 AM

frunjer: Minnie Driver is my favorite "British hottie" (Liz Hurley second).  I have odd tastes!

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If that's odd, I don't want to be even.
 
2014-05-08 02:56:30 PM

BostonJoe: Butterfinger
She also seems to have a bit of Bob Villa in her...


I'd like to put some Butterfinger in her, if you know what I mean. And I'm sure that you do.
 
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