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(Daily Mail)   Smoking hot 21-year-old construction worker wins beauty pagaent, is crowned Miss Birmingham, plans to keep her day job: "I really love construction and I want more girls to get into it" (w/pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 148
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2014-05-07 08:24:02 AM
Panic on the streets of Birmingham


/I wonder to myself... could life ever be sane again?
 
2014-05-07 08:25:32 AM

GoldSpider: Against my better judgment (Daily Fail + "smoking hot") and was rewarded with "not bad".  I'm feeling lucky today!


I know what you mean as "smoking hot" on Fark rarely means "smoking hot."
 
2014-05-07 08:25:59 AM

Rhino_man: dennysgod: Hot construction workers you say

[images.rapgenius.com image 415x351]


I'm am somewhat shocked by the complete disregard for safety most of those ladies exhibited. Wearing proper attire is one of the most important and easiest steps you can take to stay safe when working with power tools.
 
2014-05-07 08:28:19 AM
Telly Savalas Looks at Birmingham
 
/and what's with all the Daily Fail links?//seriously
 
hej
2014-05-07 08:30:37 AM
Knees, sharp.
 
2014-05-07 08:31:51 AM
Google "Kate decked out". Thank me later.
 
2014-05-07 08:32:48 AM

Alfonse Gregory: Alphax: Funny, when people go 'British hot', I almost always find them quite attractive.

She's attractive enough, but do you think she'd win any beauty pageant in a major US city? Not likely. British hot is real.


The who farted y'all girl was a state finalist in the US...
 
2014-05-07 08:37:19 AM

dennysgod: Hot construction workers you say


I knew that would be here!
 
2014-05-07 08:38:20 AM

Shazam999: Google "Kate decked out". Thank me later.


1.  Thank you.
2.  I see your Kate and raise you Genevieve Gorder:

img.fark.net
 
2014-05-07 08:38:49 AM
PASS.

WTF did I click? WHY!!? WHY!!?
 
2014-05-07 08:40:20 AM
Not bad.
 
2014-05-07 08:41:29 AM

Alphax: Alfonse Gregory: Alphax: Funny, when people go 'British hot', I almost always find them quite attractive.

She's attractive enough, but do you think she'd win any beauty pageant in a major US city? Not likely. British hot is real.

Eh, the beauty pageant look is rather generic and boring.


And by the time they've got their hair, make-up, fake tan, and fake smile applied they're often well into the Uncanny Valley.
 
2014-05-07 08:43:04 AM
Katie Stamp, 21, is a natural beauty who is often stuck in a construction office but she glammed up curled her hair and put on earrings to enter Miss Birmingham, right

/fixed that for them...  truth in reporting... no-spin zone...
 
2014-05-07 08:44:43 AM
Towne 10
 
2014-05-07 08:45:14 AM

hippyneil: /and what's with all the Daily Fail links?//seriously


People know they're a guaranteed instagreen.
 
2014-05-07 08:45:19 AM
That was a lot of words to say "pageant contestant desperate to let everyone know she works in a construction office"
 
2014-05-07 08:45:32 AM
Townie dammit! Damn autocorrect.
 
2014-05-07 08:47:26 AM
Couple of gals I went to school with, who were damn cute, did construction. Actually on road crews, not just in the office. It was how they made their money for school.

And yeah, she's British hot. Which means cute in the US, and not remarkable in New York, Boston, and not even on the chart in LA.
 
2014-05-07 08:47:53 AM
Considering she is not wearing any makeup, not bad at all.

/yeah, something not right about the pageant makeup, I think it's the hair
 
2014-05-07 08:55:15 AM

hubiestubert: Couple of gals I went to school with, who were damn cute, did construction. Actually on road crews, not just in the office. It was how they made their money for school.


Someone has to hold the stop signs.
 
2014-05-07 08:57:16 AM
Wait. Are we talking about DIY/HTC girls now? Because that list goes:
1. Nicole Curtis
2. The MILF from Flip or Flop.
3. .....?
 
2014-05-07 08:58:11 AM
She beat off 19 other rivals for the honor.
I bet she did.
 
2014-05-07 08:58:27 AM
Sure, what the hell.
 
2014-05-07 08:58:39 AM

H31N0US: Alfonse Gregory: British hot is real.

Maybe because I've only been to London, but I got the impression there were plenty of extremely attractive ladies over there.


I've been to London too, and I agree. Lots of beautiful women. Plus Kate Beckinsale, etc. I think the Brits are perhaps just more generous in their use of "hot". Again, she's plenty attractive, but would NEVER win a US pageant.
 
2014-05-07 08:59:54 AM

italie: pc_gator: Totally "British Hot", she'd be a 7 in the US. Is it me or does think on right look like Jamie Fox in drag?

Yup,

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No, no.  That's Miss Birmingham, Alabama.
 
2014-05-07 09:02:06 AM

Rhino_man: Alphax: Cute as hell, in her work clothes.  Less so when dolled up for competition.

I thought the same thing.  Strange.


Real girls are pretty.
 
2014-05-07 09:02:21 AM
It wouldn't stop me, however, this is what I thought of when I saw her smile.

img.fark.net

/enjoy
 
2014-05-07 09:02:28 AM
BTW, I don't consider pageant hot as hot as real-world hot. Not into the plastic body and plaster face look myself. I only mention it because she was literally voted #1 in a beauty pageant in a large British city.
 
2014-05-07 09:08:53 AM

untaken_name: FTFA: "Katie, 21, from Kidderminster in Worcester, beat off 19 other rivals to take the crown, "

Well, ok. I guess I'd watch that.


Isn't the word "drag" in the competition title?
 
2014-05-07 09:13:21 AM

Gig103: Headline (here and Daily Mail): "Construction worker"
Article: "Office manager for construction company ____"


Exactly, those two things are not the same.  There is a hottie working at the scrap yard, but you'll never see her out of the office getting dirty with the metal.  The closest she gets is to reach for the radio to talk to the guy in the scrap yard.  I'm sure this girl has the same work experience.
 
2014-05-07 09:20:50 AM

Gunboat: Shazam999: Google "Kate decked out". Thank me later.

1.  Thank you.
2.  I see your Kate and raise you Genevieve Gorder:

[img.fark.net image 120x203]


And I'll throw down the high-hand, the straight flush: Nicole Curtis.

lukeanthonyphoto.com
www.shellybort.com
i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-05-07 09:22:00 AM
Well, she's given me a hard hat.
 
2014-05-07 09:26:11 AM

PunGent: viciousbackyardkiller: British 10 = American 6.5

Feeling generous today. Hundreds of hotter girls attending local university.

Well of course, since they use the metric system...

/was told there'd be no math


10 British Hot * 0.59 Pounds Sterling/dollar * 2.54 cm/in * 0.77 British teeth/American teeth - 5.0 Spice Girls = 6.53922 American Hot

Yeah, seems about right, but I might have number of Spice Girls wrong.
 
2014-05-07 09:29:08 AM
If she were down south in the US , rednecks would be lined up to carry her tool bucket for her or buy her lunch when the roach coach shows up . Seen that a hundred times on construction sites .
 
2014-05-07 09:29:51 AM

fatalvenom: Gunboat: Shazam999: Google "Kate decked out". Thank me later.

1.  Thank you.
2.  I see your Kate and raise you Genevieve Gorder:

[img.fark.net image 120x203]

And I'll throw down the high-hand, the straight flush: Nicole Curtis.

[lukeanthonyphoto.com image 800x534]
[www.shellybort.com image 533x361]
[i1.ytimg.com image 850x478]


shiat!

/leaves poker table, penniless
 
2014-05-07 09:34:04 AM

Onkel Buck: Someone post the link to chicks with power tools video


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_aubcM-vIs
 
2014-05-07 09:35:44 AM
Meh.
 
2014-05-07 09:37:12 AM
I've got a Dirty Job for her, if you know what I mean and I think you do.
 
2014-05-07 09:37:15 AM

Alphax: Funny Funnily, when people go 'British hot', I almost always find them quite attractive.



mended that on your behalf
 
2014-05-07 09:42:10 AM
Hot construction workers winning contests?

i.huffpost.com
 
2014-05-07 09:43:46 AM

Gig103: Headline (here and Daily Mail): "Construction worker"
Article: "Office manager for construction company ____"

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 300x278]

Oh, and WTF is going on with the one on the far right? Is she really one of the most beautiful people in Birmingham, or did only five women compete?
/studman


From the looks of the pic, 4 women and Donald Trumps hair.
 
2014-05-07 09:47:53 AM

Gig103: Headline (here and Daily Mail): "Construction worker"
Article: "Office manager for construction company ____"

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 300x278]

Oh, and WTF is going on with the one on the far right? Is she really one of the most beautiful people in Birmingham, or did only five women compete?
/studman


Who knows, I couldn't find more info, but I'd be willing to bet that Birmingham is big enough there was area competitions leading up to a a final Birmingham competition. She's considered quite a looker for her neighborhood possibly. Who knows. Or maybe her daddy has connections.
 
2014-05-07 09:49:39 AM

dennysgod: Hot construction workers you say


When was that first out? I know YouTube shows that video was uploaded in 2009, but seem to recall something like that from 2004. It made us laugh at work because the voice always reminded us of Hawking.
 
2014-05-07 09:51:27 AM
Any unemployed woman can walk onto almost any construction site and get a job, at least on sites that are government projects. Often contracts on government work have big incentives for companies that hire women.

Yeah, it may be pushing a broom, or waving a flag, but you will be offered the job.
 
2014-05-07 10:06:46 AM
Which one of you Farkers got cheese dust in the CSS?
 
2014-05-07 10:09:26 AM
She's not British "hot", her teeth are straight...

That being said, I like women with flaws. Each woman with a flaw is unique, and I like that. I know I'm weird like that, but "perfect" women are boring. They are all cookie cutter, and tend to be that way in their personality as well. It's all so... vanilla... and by that I mean plain and boring, not merely white.

I like nerdy, I like "British hot", I like curvy, I don't care much for blondes, I like soft, not muscular, and I like geeky not biatchy.

So for me, this girl is not too bad, but i'd pass, mostly because I think she's on the skinny side. Something tells me you'd see rib bones on her if she wore a bikini... and I find that appalling...
 
2014-05-07 10:09:32 AM

Alfonse Gregory: Alphax: Funny, when people go 'British hot', I almost always find them quite attractive.

She's attractive enough, but do you think she'd win any beauty pageant in a major US city? Not likely. British hot is real.


To be fair I met Ms. Mississippi in person a few weeks ago and I thought she was just 'meh' for a beauty queen. She is tall, lanky, very tan and has all the right 'curves and bone structure' but I wouldn't consider her super hot or anything. I've seen prettier at the grocery stores or even at my work.
 
2014-05-07 10:10:59 AM
I'd nail her.
 
2014-05-07 10:17:04 AM
This, my friends, is British hot:

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i536.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-07 10:17:16 AM
Not bad but yeah working in a construction office is not the same as working in construction. You dont get a sweaty butt crack in the office.
 
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