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(Daily Mail)   Smoking hot 21-year-old construction worker wins beauty pagaent, is crowned Miss Birmingham, plans to keep her day job: "I really love construction and I want more girls to get into it" (w/pics)   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2014-05-07 01:40:57 AM  
Headline (here and Daily Mail): "Construction worker"
Article: "Office manager for construction company ____"

i.dailymail.co.uk

Oh, and WTF is going on with the one on the far right? Is she really one of the most beautiful people in Birmingham, or did only five women compete?
/studman
 
2014-05-07 02:09:22 AM  

Gig103: Headline (here and Daily Mail): "Construction worker"
Article: "Office manager for construction company ____"

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 300x278]

Oh, and WTF is going on with the one on the far right? Is she really one of the most beautiful people in Birmingham, or did only five women compete?
/studman


To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything?
 
2014-05-07 02:49:55 AM  
"smoking hot", Daily Mail and Birmingham.  I'm assuming at best she's "British hot"

*clicks link*

yup, pretty much
 
2014-05-07 07:37:15 AM  
Inb4 jackhammer
 
2014-05-07 07:37:45 AM  

timujin: "smoking hot", Daily Mail and Birmingham.  I'm assuming at best she's "British hot"

*clicks link*

yup, pretty much


Yeah, she's... alright.
 
2014-05-07 07:39:01 AM  
Cute as hell, in her work clothes.  Less so when dolled up for competition.
 
2014-05-07 07:39:47 AM  

timujin: "smoking hot", Daily Mail and Birmingham.  I'm assuming at best she's "British hot"

*clicks link*

yup, pretty much


Ive not even bothered to check the link and my spidey senses tell me this.
 
2014-05-07 07:39:49 AM  

Alphax: Cute as hell, in her work clothes.  Less so when dolled up for competition.


I thought the same thing.  Strange.
 
2014-05-07 07:40:48 AM  

Oldiron_79: timujin: "smoking hot", Daily Mail and Birmingham.  I'm assuming at best she's "British hot"

*clicks link*

yup, pretty much

Ive not even bothered to check the link and my spidey senses tell me this.


i.dailymail.co.uk
i.dailymail.co.uk

I'm here to help.
 
2014-05-07 07:41:03 AM  

Gig103: Headline (here and Daily Mail): "Construction worker"
Article: "Office manager for construction company ____"

Oh, and WTF is going on with the one on the far right? Is she really one of the most beautiful people in Birmingham, or did only five women compete?
/studman


Took the words out of my mouth. I was fixing to say she isn't out in the field doing welding, hammering, riverting. She is in an office doing numbers. Even if it is a temp office on site, she is still in an office.

I'd still hit that.
 
2014-05-07 07:41:14 AM  
Totally "British Hot", she'd be a 7 in the US. Is it me or does think on right look like Jamie Fox in drag?
 
2014-05-07 07:41:46 AM  
Yup...British "hot".
 
2014-05-07 07:41:58 AM  
Well, she spends her days erecting things so this seems like a natural extension.
 
2014-05-07 07:42:04 AM  
She's hot by British standards, which is kinda like a valedictorian in special ed. (yes, I'm aware there are hot British chicks out there, but they are a rarity. Most of the hot ones are second generation whose parents are from somewhere else).
 
2014-05-07 07:42:07 AM  
(loud whistle) NICE TITS, HONEY! WOOOO!! YEAH!!!! GIVE ME SOME OF THAT!!!

/I am scared to think of the kind of women cat calling by construction workers works on.
 
2014-05-07 07:43:41 AM  

Alphax: Cute as hell, in her work clothes.  Less so when dolled up for competition.


This
 
2014-05-07 07:43:50 AM  
Funny, when people go 'British hot', I almost always find them quite attractive.
 
2014-05-07 07:45:40 AM  

PC LOAD LETTER: (loud whistle) NICE TITS, HONEY! WOOOO!! YEAH!!!! GIVE ME SOME OF THAT!!!

/I am scared to think of the kind of women cat calling by construction workers works on.


"I appreciate that your appearance is just once aspect of who you are!"
 
2014-05-07 07:46:57 AM  
She's not British hot, she's Brummie hot. Learn your shiat, Americans.

Rhino_man: Alphax: Cute as hell, in her work clothes.  Less so when dolled up for competition.

I thought the same thing.  Strange.


I totally agree.
 
2014-05-07 07:47:25 AM  
FTFA: "Katie, 21, from Kidderminster in Worcester, beat off 19 other rivals to take the crown, "

Well, ok. I guess I'd watch that.
 
2014-05-07 07:48:09 AM  

Alphax: Funny, when people go 'British hot', I almost always find them quite attractive.


She's attractive enough, but do you think she'd win any beauty pageant in a major US city? Not likely. British hot is real.
 
2014-05-07 07:51:55 AM  

Alphax: Funny, when people go 'British hot', I almost always find them quite attractive.


^^This
 
2014-05-07 07:51:59 AM  
British 10 = American 6.5

Feeling generous today. Hundreds of hotter girls attending local university.
 
2014-05-07 07:52:05 AM  

Alfonse Gregory: Alphax: Funny, when people go 'British hot', I almost always find them quite attractive.

She's attractive enough, but do you think she'd win any beauty pageant in a major US city? Not likely. British hot is real.


Eh, the beauty pageant look is rather generic and boring.
 
2014-05-07 07:53:00 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk


Not even 2nd string Hooters waitress hot.
 
2014-05-07 07:53:46 AM  
Someone post the link to chicks with power tools video
 
2014-05-07 07:54:18 AM  

pc_gator: Totally "British Hot", she'd be a 7 in the US. Is it me or does think on right look like Jamie Fox in drag?


Yup,

cdn.hiphopwired.com
 
2014-05-07 07:55:23 AM  
Daily Mail dog trifecta in effect.

J/K the construction girl is cute.
 
2014-05-07 07:58:24 AM  
I'd make sure her permits are properly filled out, if you know what I mean. Wink, wink. Gotta make sure those deliveries are on time, nudge nudge.
 
2014-05-07 08:01:26 AM  

viciousbackyardkiller: British 10 = American 6.5

Feeling generous today. Hundreds of hotter girls attending local university.


Speaking as a man who has never actually scored an American 6.5, may I say that I'd probably fail to score British hot either.
... No... Not probably. Definitely fail to score British hot.

/Some men get steak
// Some men settle for hamburger
///I end up with whatever it is they put in Taco Bell tacos
 
2014-05-07 08:03:14 AM  
Studman army UNITE!

This thread Illustrates my point perfectly
 
2014-05-07 08:04:06 AM  

Alfonse Gregory: British hot is real.


Maybe because I've only been to London, but I got the impression there were plenty of extremely attractive ladies over there.
 
2014-05-07 08:04:09 AM  
Birmingham? Demands a recount.
i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2014-05-07 08:05:20 AM  

viciousbackyardkiller: British 10 = American 6.5

Feeling generous today. Hundreds of hotter girls attending local university.


Well of course, since they use the metric system...

/was told there'd be no math
 
2014-05-07 08:05:56 AM  
Wrong Birmingham.
 
2014-05-07 08:08:05 AM  

HotWingAgenda: Gig103: Headline (here and Daily Mail): "Construction worker"
Article: "Office manager for construction company ____"

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 300x278]

Oh, and WTF is going on with the one on the far right? Is she really one of the most beautiful people in Birmingham, or did only five women compete?
/studman

To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything?


I spit tea on my laptop, thanks.
 
2014-05-07 08:09:16 AM  

Alphax: Cute as hell, in her work clothes.  Less so when dolled up for competition.


Yes.  Am I the only guy who thinks that a lot of women are far more attractive in well-fitted blue jeans and a blue chambray shirt than in an evening gown?
 
2014-05-07 08:10:03 AM  
Hot construction workers you say
 
2014-05-07 08:11:33 AM  
Hey, this girl is a realist! You don't change the world with beauty pageants, you don't become president. Once it's over, the girls go back to their day jobs. And because she's a realist, I'm a little surprised she won.

Gig103: Oh, and WTF is going on with the one on the far right? Is she really one of the most beautiful people in Birmingham, or did only five women compete?


It's a bad wig. She's got an "alternative hairstyle" that she's hiding for the competition.
 
2014-05-07 08:12:40 AM  
Katie, 21, from Kidderminster in Worcester, beat off 19 other rivals to take the crown, sending her through to the finals next month.

timetofap.jpg.png.gif
 
2014-05-07 08:12:52 AM  
Alabama girls...
 
2014-05-07 08:13:46 AM  

Alphax: Funny, when people go 'British hot', I almost always find them quite attractive.


Yeah, that sexy little overbite always gets to me, too.
 
2014-05-07 08:15:17 AM  

dennysgod: Hot construction workers you say


images.rapgenius.com
 
2014-05-07 08:16:22 AM  
office worker in construction industry =/= construction worker
 
2014-05-07 08:16:57 AM  
Well, nice to see the construction site has a sandwich maker on staff.
 
2014-05-07 08:17:24 AM  
Against my better judgment (Daily Fail + "smoking hot") and was rewarded with "not bad".  I'm feeling lucky today!
 
2014-05-07 08:17:32 AM  
There's a toolbelt joke in here somewhere...
 
2014-05-07 08:18:20 AM  
"I really love construction and I want more girls to get into it"

What a happy coincidence! Construction workers really want to get into more girls, too.
 
2014-05-07 08:21:15 AM  

gilatrout: Alabama girls...are not as hot as Georgia girls

 
2014-05-07 08:21:18 AM  
She's cute.  Kinda has a Sarah Polley thing going on.

I'd hit it.
 
2014-05-07 08:24:02 AM  
Panic on the streets of Birmingham


/I wonder to myself... could life ever be sane again?
 
2014-05-07 08:25:32 AM  

GoldSpider: Against my better judgment (Daily Fail + "smoking hot") and was rewarded with "not bad".  I'm feeling lucky today!


I know what you mean as "smoking hot" on Fark rarely means "smoking hot."
 
2014-05-07 08:25:59 AM  

Rhino_man: dennysgod: Hot construction workers you say

[images.rapgenius.com image 415x351]


I'm am somewhat shocked by the complete disregard for safety most of those ladies exhibited. Wearing proper attire is one of the most important and easiest steps you can take to stay safe when working with power tools.
 
2014-05-07 08:28:19 AM  
Telly Savalas Looks at Birmingham
 
/and what's with all the Daily Fail links?//seriously
 
hej
2014-05-07 08:30:37 AM  
Knees, sharp.
 
2014-05-07 08:31:51 AM  
Google "Kate decked out". Thank me later.
 
2014-05-07 08:32:48 AM  

Alfonse Gregory: Alphax: Funny, when people go 'British hot', I almost always find them quite attractive.

She's attractive enough, but do you think she'd win any beauty pageant in a major US city? Not likely. British hot is real.


The who farted y'all girl was a state finalist in the US...
 
2014-05-07 08:37:19 AM  

dennysgod: Hot construction workers you say


I knew that would be here!
 
2014-05-07 08:38:20 AM  

Shazam999: Google "Kate decked out". Thank me later.


1.  Thank you.
2.  I see your Kate and raise you Genevieve Gorder:

img.fark.net
 
2014-05-07 08:38:49 AM  
PASS.

WTF did I click? WHY!!? WHY!!?
 
2014-05-07 08:40:20 AM  
Not bad.
 
2014-05-07 08:41:29 AM  

Alphax: Alfonse Gregory: Alphax: Funny, when people go 'British hot', I almost always find them quite attractive.

She's attractive enough, but do you think she'd win any beauty pageant in a major US city? Not likely. British hot is real.

Eh, the beauty pageant look is rather generic and boring.


And by the time they've got their hair, make-up, fake tan, and fake smile applied they're often well into the Uncanny Valley.
 
2014-05-07 08:43:04 AM  
Katie Stamp, 21, is a natural beauty who is often stuck in a construction office but she glammed up curled her hair and put on earrings to enter Miss Birmingham, right

/fixed that for them...  truth in reporting... no-spin zone...
 
2014-05-07 08:44:43 AM  
Towne 10
 
2014-05-07 08:45:14 AM  

hippyneil: /and what's with all the Daily Fail links?//seriously


People know they're a guaranteed instagreen.
 
2014-05-07 08:45:19 AM  
That was a lot of words to say "pageant contestant desperate to let everyone know she works in a construction office"
 
2014-05-07 08:45:32 AM  
Townie dammit! Damn autocorrect.
 
2014-05-07 08:47:26 AM  
Couple of gals I went to school with, who were damn cute, did construction. Actually on road crews, not just in the office. It was how they made their money for school.

And yeah, she's British hot. Which means cute in the US, and not remarkable in New York, Boston, and not even on the chart in LA.
 
2014-05-07 08:47:53 AM  
Considering she is not wearing any makeup, not bad at all.

/yeah, something not right about the pageant makeup, I think it's the hair
 
2014-05-07 08:55:15 AM  

hubiestubert: Couple of gals I went to school with, who were damn cute, did construction. Actually on road crews, not just in the office. It was how they made their money for school.


Someone has to hold the stop signs.
 
2014-05-07 08:57:16 AM  
Wait. Are we talking about DIY/HTC girls now? Because that list goes:
1. Nicole Curtis
2. The MILF from Flip or Flop.
3. .....?
 
2014-05-07 08:58:11 AM  
She beat off 19 other rivals for the honor.
I bet she did.
 
2014-05-07 08:58:27 AM  
Sure, what the hell.
 
2014-05-07 08:58:39 AM  

H31N0US: Alfonse Gregory: British hot is real.

Maybe because I've only been to London, but I got the impression there were plenty of extremely attractive ladies over there.


I've been to London too, and I agree. Lots of beautiful women. Plus Kate Beckinsale, etc. I think the Brits are perhaps just more generous in their use of "hot". Again, she's plenty attractive, but would NEVER win a US pageant.
 
2014-05-07 08:59:54 AM  

italie: pc_gator: Totally "British Hot", she'd be a 7 in the US. Is it me or does think on right look like Jamie Fox in drag?

Yup,

[cdn.hiphopwired.com image 445x440]


No, no.  That's Miss Birmingham, Alabama.
 
2014-05-07 09:02:06 AM  

Rhino_man: Alphax: Cute as hell, in her work clothes.  Less so when dolled up for competition.

I thought the same thing.  Strange.


Real girls are pretty.
 
2014-05-07 09:02:21 AM  
It wouldn't stop me, however, this is what I thought of when I saw her smile.

img.fark.net

/enjoy
 
2014-05-07 09:02:28 AM  
BTW, I don't consider pageant hot as hot as real-world hot. Not into the plastic body and plaster face look myself. I only mention it because she was literally voted #1 in a beauty pageant in a large British city.
 
2014-05-07 09:08:53 AM  

untaken_name: FTFA: "Katie, 21, from Kidderminster in Worcester, beat off 19 other rivals to take the crown, "

Well, ok. I guess I'd watch that.


Isn't the word "drag" in the competition title?
 
2014-05-07 09:13:21 AM  

Gig103: Headline (here and Daily Mail): "Construction worker"
Article: "Office manager for construction company ____"


Exactly, those two things are not the same.  There is a hottie working at the scrap yard, but you'll never see her out of the office getting dirty with the metal.  The closest she gets is to reach for the radio to talk to the guy in the scrap yard.  I'm sure this girl has the same work experience.
 
2014-05-07 09:20:50 AM  

Gunboat: Shazam999: Google "Kate decked out". Thank me later.

1.  Thank you.
2.  I see your Kate and raise you Genevieve Gorder:

[img.fark.net image 120x203]


And I'll throw down the high-hand, the straight flush: Nicole Curtis.

lukeanthonyphoto.com
www.shellybort.com
i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-05-07 09:22:00 AM  
Well, she's given me a hard hat.
 
2014-05-07 09:26:11 AM  

PunGent: viciousbackyardkiller: British 10 = American 6.5

Feeling generous today. Hundreds of hotter girls attending local university.

Well of course, since they use the metric system...

/was told there'd be no math


10 British Hot * 0.59 Pounds Sterling/dollar * 2.54 cm/in * 0.77 British teeth/American teeth - 5.0 Spice Girls = 6.53922 American Hot

Yeah, seems about right, but I might have number of Spice Girls wrong.
 
2014-05-07 09:29:08 AM  
If she were down south in the US , rednecks would be lined up to carry her tool bucket for her or buy her lunch when the roach coach shows up . Seen that a hundred times on construction sites .
 
2014-05-07 09:29:51 AM  

fatalvenom: Gunboat: Shazam999: Google "Kate decked out". Thank me later.

1.  Thank you.
2.  I see your Kate and raise you Genevieve Gorder:

[img.fark.net image 120x203]

And I'll throw down the high-hand, the straight flush: Nicole Curtis.

[lukeanthonyphoto.com image 800x534]
[www.shellybort.com image 533x361]
[i1.ytimg.com image 850x478]


shiat!

/leaves poker table, penniless
 
2014-05-07 09:34:04 AM  

Onkel Buck: Someone post the link to chicks with power tools video


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_aubcM-vIs
 
2014-05-07 09:35:44 AM  
Meh.
 
2014-05-07 09:37:12 AM  
I've got a Dirty Job for her, if you know what I mean and I think you do.
 
2014-05-07 09:37:15 AM  

Alphax: Funny Funnily, when people go 'British hot', I almost always find them quite attractive.



mended that on your behalf
 
2014-05-07 09:42:10 AM  
Hot construction workers winning contests?

i.huffpost.com
 
2014-05-07 09:43:46 AM  

Gig103: Headline (here and Daily Mail): "Construction worker"
Article: "Office manager for construction company ____"

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 300x278]

Oh, and WTF is going on with the one on the far right? Is she really one of the most beautiful people in Birmingham, or did only five women compete?
/studman


From the looks of the pic, 4 women and Donald Trumps hair.
 
2014-05-07 09:47:53 AM  

Gig103: Headline (here and Daily Mail): "Construction worker"
Article: "Office manager for construction company ____"

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 300x278]

Oh, and WTF is going on with the one on the far right? Is she really one of the most beautiful people in Birmingham, or did only five women compete?
/studman


Who knows, I couldn't find more info, but I'd be willing to bet that Birmingham is big enough there was area competitions leading up to a a final Birmingham competition. She's considered quite a looker for her neighborhood possibly. Who knows. Or maybe her daddy has connections.
 
2014-05-07 09:51:27 AM  
Any unemployed woman can walk onto almost any construction site and get a job, at least on sites that are government projects. Often contracts on government work have big incentives for companies that hire women.

Yeah, it may be pushing a broom, or waving a flag, but you will be offered the job.
 
2014-05-07 10:06:46 AM  
Which one of you Farkers got cheese dust in the CSS?
 
2014-05-07 10:09:26 AM  
She's not British "hot", her teeth are straight...

That being said, I like women with flaws. Each woman with a flaw is unique, and I like that. I know I'm weird like that, but "perfect" women are boring. They are all cookie cutter, and tend to be that way in their personality as well. It's all so... vanilla... and by that I mean plain and boring, not merely white.

I like nerdy, I like "British hot", I like curvy, I don't care much for blondes, I like soft, not muscular, and I like geeky not biatchy.

So for me, this girl is not too bad, but i'd pass, mostly because I think she's on the skinny side. Something tells me you'd see rib bones on her if she wore a bikini... and I find that appalling...
 
2014-05-07 10:09:32 AM  

Alfonse Gregory: Alphax: Funny, when people go 'British hot', I almost always find them quite attractive.

She's attractive enough, but do you think she'd win any beauty pageant in a major US city? Not likely. British hot is real.


To be fair I met Ms. Mississippi in person a few weeks ago and I thought she was just 'meh' for a beauty queen. She is tall, lanky, very tan and has all the right 'curves and bone structure' but I wouldn't consider her super hot or anything. I've seen prettier at the grocery stores or even at my work.
 
2014-05-07 10:10:59 AM  
I'd nail her.
 
2014-05-07 10:17:04 AM  
This, my friends, is British hot:

i536.photobucket.com

i536.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-07 10:17:16 AM  
Not bad but yeah working in a construction office is not the same as working in construction. You dont get a sweaty butt crack in the office.
 
2014-05-07 10:21:27 AM  

groppet: You dont get a sweaty butt crack in the office.


That depends on the office.
 
2014-05-07 10:25:28 AM  

Fark In The Duck: This, my friends, is British hot:

[i536.photobucket.com image 850x679]

[i536.photobucket.com image 850x679]


Nope. That's just hot. Crazy hot.

British hot is exactly what the girl in the Fail article is. Attractive enough for Brits to crown her most beautiful in Birmingham, but not Joss Stone hot.
 
2014-05-07 10:25:52 AM  
There once were two ladies from Birmingham
And this is the scandal concerning 'em
They lifted the frock
And tickled the cock
Of the bishop engaged in confirming 'em.
 
2014-05-07 10:26:52 AM  

Mr. Right: Alphax: Cute as hell, in her work clothes.  Less so when dolled up for competition.

Yes.  Am I the only guy who thinks that a lot of women are far more attractive in well-fitted blue jeans and a blue chambray shirt than in an evening gown?


I was going to disagree, but my lower brain seems to have other ideas about that. Still, a proper evening gown can be quite nice. What I take serious dislike to (and the lower brain agrees) is truckloads of makeup. I prefer little to none on any lady I am interested in, so when I see someone who put their "Face" on with a masonry trowel I am REALLY turned off.
 
2014-05-07 10:30:15 AM  
She's a six.  Maybe a 7 if her makeup whore did right
 
2014-05-07 10:31:11 AM  
Construction worker? She's as much a construction worker as the recpetionist at Universal Studios is an actress.

Now take your sharp pointy knees and get out of here.
 
2014-05-07 10:34:48 AM  
More Nicole please
img.diynetwork.com
img004.lazygirls.info
arialphotographymn.com
www.elizabethlyonsdesigns.com
 
2014-05-07 10:39:25 AM  
This thread delivers...

Nicole Curtis
 
2014-05-07 10:44:14 AM  
Hey look!

I found a better picture of the "chick" on the right:

media.tumblr.com
 
2014-05-07 10:48:07 AM  

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: Hey look!

I found a better picture of the "chick" on the right:

[media.tumblr.com image 400x354]


John Leguizamo in Too Wong Foo? He actually doesn't look too bad as a woman or so I've thought since I saw that movie.
 
2014-05-07 11:02:37 AM  

fatalvenom: Gunboat: Shazam999: Google "Kate decked out". Thank me later.

1.  Thank you.
2.  I see your Kate and raise you Genevieve Gorder:

[img.fark.net image 120x203]

And I'll throw down the high-hand, the straight flush: Nicole Curtis.

[lukeanthonyphoto.com image 800x534]
[www.shellybort.com image 533x361]
[i1.ytimg.com image 850x478]


She can join my armada.
 
2014-05-07 11:07:58 AM  
My company is trying to get me to move to Birmingham for a year. This thread isn't helping convince me.

/even the chicks in Portland are hotter than that
 
2014-05-07 11:08:36 AM  
*Looks to left* Oh, it's yet another one of those British links.
 
2014-05-07 11:09:27 AM  
Does she flashdance in the evening?
 
2014-05-07 11:10:01 AM  
I love how she's only a 7 in 'Murica... Chick is thin (but not movie-star-concentration-camp-thin), has a great smile and is quite fit. I'd totally respect her ability to let me do her.
 
2014-05-07 11:10:25 AM  

fatalvenom: Gunboat: Shazam999: Google "Kate decked out". Thank me later.

1.  Thank you.
2.  I see your Kate and raise you Genevieve Gorder:

[img.fark.net image 120x203]

And I'll throw down the high-hand, the straight flush: Nicole Curtis.

[lukeanthonyphoto.com image 800x534]
[www.shellybort.com image 533x361]
[i1.ytimg.com image 850x478]


She can renovate my condo any time.  Literally though, she does great work.
 
2014-05-07 11:16:41 AM  

macross87: dennysgod: Hot construction workers you say

When was that first out? I know YouTube shows that video was uploaded in 2009, but seem to recall something like that from 2004. It made us laugh at work because the voice always reminded us of Hawking.


2002
 
2014-05-07 11:21:37 AM  
Attractive body, totally... acceptable? face.  She's British pretty, in that her face is not offensive to look at.
 
2014-05-07 11:30:47 AM  

Butterfinger: More Nicole please

Yeah she's hot, but her voice is like nails on a chalkboard.

She also seems to have a bit of Bob Villa in her.  She stands around talking while others do actual work.
 
2014-05-07 11:35:45 AM  

pc_gator: Totally "British Hot", she'd be a 7 in the US. Is it me or does think on right look like Jamie Fox in drag?


Miss Birmingham UK is hotter than Miss Birmingham, Alabama.
 
2014-05-07 11:49:27 AM  

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: My company is trying to get me to move to Birmingham for a year. This thread isn't helping convince me.

/even the chicks in Portland are hotter than that


One word. DON'T!

Well if there is enough money, and you look at it like moving to an isolated desert. Sorta like an oil rig worker.
 
2014-05-07 11:58:23 AM  
This article is useless without pics.
 
2014-05-07 12:17:08 PM  

dramatools: pc_gator: Totally "British Hot", she'd be a 7 in the US. Is it me or does think on right look like Jamie Fox in drag?

Miss Birmingham UK is hotter than Miss Birmingham, Alabama.


I don't know.  That's kind of a coin toss.
 
2014-05-07 12:17:40 PM  
I could dig that.
 
2014-05-07 12:33:14 PM  
I showed up for the "she can construct my erection, etc." jokes and sadly missed them, either I was skimming too much or I got distracted by Shanaynay... not sure which!
 
2014-05-07 12:37:01 PM  

TheRockit: I showed up for the "she can construct my erection, etc." jokes and sadly missed them, either I was skimming too much or I got distracted by Shanaynay... not sure which!


Or was that "Wanda" and not "Shanaynay"... either way I think it distracted me!
 
2014-05-07 12:37:24 PM  

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: My company is trying to get me to move to Birmingham for a year. This thread isn't helping convince me.

/even the chicks in Portland are hotter than that


Alabama or England?
 
2014-05-07 12:41:00 PM  
I agree more women should be in construction.
 
2014-05-07 12:41:09 PM  

SuperNinjaToad: detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: My company is trying to get me to move to Birmingham for a year. This thread isn't helping convince me.

/even the chicks in Portland are hotter than that

Alabama or England?


England. If a company ever asks you to move to Alabama just quit, because they really don't care about you.
 
2014-05-07 12:44:58 PM  

trappedspirit: dramatools: pc_gator: Totally "British Hot", she'd be a 7 in the US. Is it me or does think on right look like Jamie Fox in drag?

Miss Birmingham UK is hotter than Miss Birmingham, Alabama.

I don't know.  That's kind of a coin toss.


I think I may stand corrected on my stance in this thread

. I find the British Miss Birmingham just slightly more attractive than Miss Birmingham, Alabama. Odd chin on that one.
 
2014-05-07 12:48:39 PM  

lack of warmth: Gig103: Headline (here and Daily Mail): "Construction worker"
Article: "Office manager for construction company ____"

Exactly, those two things are not the same.  There is a hottie working at the scrap yard, but you'll never see her out of the office getting dirty with the metal.  The closest she gets is to reach for the radio to talk to the guy in the scrap yard.  I'm sure this girl has the same work experience.


But it's so fulfilling! More girls should get into it! Oh wait...it's just an office job.

I'll bet it's fulfilling alright. In the backroom with all the guys one after the other. Lord knows she ain't out there doing actual construction work in a skirt and pantyhose.
 
2014-05-07 01:03:00 PM  
Working in a construction office is not the same as being a construction worker. I was hoping for a hottie that could swing a sledge and instead we get a hottie that can press a swingline stapler.
 
2014-05-07 02:04:22 PM  
Alison Victoria > Nicole Curtis.  Any day of the week.
 
2014-05-07 02:23:06 PM  

Eriond: Alison Victoria > Nicole Curtis.  Any day of the week.


No.
 
2014-05-07 03:10:16 PM  
I will give her what all British love: sodomy and the lash
 
2014-05-07 03:31:59 PM  
She was a girl from Birmingham
She just had an abortion
She was case of insanity
Her name was Pauline, she lived in a tree

i.dailymail.co.uk

/fark this and fark that
//fark it all and fark a farking brat
 
2014-05-07 03:58:35 PM  
Points for "beating off" the competition reference in the article.
But cliché points revoked for no "assisting with an erection" refs or implications of being sweaty and barely appropriately dressed while the British summer sun beats down relentlessly and so on
 
2014-05-07 04:00:14 PM  

fatalvenom: No.


And your rebuttal, Mr. Oarville?

We have no response. That was perfect.
 
2014-05-07 04:01:19 PM  

Eriond: And your rebuttal, Mr. Carville?

We have no response. That was perfect.


FTFM
 
2014-05-07 04:23:09 PM  

Alfonse Gregory: Alphax: Funny, when people go 'British hot', I almost always find them quite attractive.

She's attractive enough, but do you think she'd win any beauty pageant in a major US city? Not likely. British hot is real.


She is not unattractive by any stretch of the imagination, but she would not say win Miss Birmingham, AL if she entered the competition.
 
2014-05-07 04:55:59 PM  
AW gets A, news at 11
 
2014-05-07 05:26:20 PM  

Billy Liar: Points for "beating off" the competition reference in the article.


DailyMail: Come for the hot chicks, stay for the puns.
 
2014-05-07 08:38:00 PM  

Prophet of Loss: untaken_name: FTFA: "Katie, 21, from Kidderminster in Worcester, beat off 19 other rivals to take the crown, "

Well, ok. I guess I'd watch that.

Isn't the word "drag" in the competition title?


Who cares? I'm drunk enough that it doesn't matter.
 
2014-05-07 08:41:39 PM  

Your Hind Brain: She was a girl from Birmingham
She just had an abortion
She was case of insanity
Her name was Pauline, she lived in a tree

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]

/fark this and fark that
//fark it all and fark a farking brat


She don't want a baby who looks like that. I don't want a baby who looks like that.
 
2014-05-07 11:12:57 PM  
I don't see much boobage there; just expected more than an A-cup in a "contest".

/not that smaller boobs aren't attractive, just, you know, "contest"
 
2014-05-08 12:45:38 AM  
Minnie Driver is my favorite "British hottie" (Liz Hurley second).  I have odd tastes!

whatshotwhatstrendingnow.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-05-08 11:22:35 AM  

frunjer: Minnie Driver is my favorite "British hottie" (Liz Hurley second).  I have odd tastes!

[whatshotwhatstrendingnow.files.wordpress.com image 472x630]


If that's odd, I don't want to be even.
 
2014-05-08 02:56:30 PM  

BostonJoe: Butterfinger
She also seems to have a bit of Bob Villa in her...


I'd like to put some Butterfinger in her, if you know what I mean. And I'm sure that you do.
 
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