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(Mirror.co.uk)   Mmmm, pried chicken   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 36
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2014-05-07 08:39:14 AM  
Mmmmmm, fresh chicken hot off the grill
 
2014-05-07 09:02:27 AM  
Coop de Ville?
 
2014-05-07 09:45:27 AM  

The car manufacturer, a Japanese company, have insisted the bumper of the car, which was so easily destroyed by poultry, is not part of the original design, but is actually a cheap Chinese copy.



HA HA HA... "Are your cars chicken proof? Not if made in China!" Somehow I doubt there's going to be a recall over this.
 
2014-05-07 10:07:01 AM  

SmackLT: Mmmmmm, fresh chicken hot off the grill


I'm not usually a "done in one" guy, but that was pretty good.
 
2014-05-07 10:10:37 AM  
I wonder if a single word of that story is true? Printed in the Mirror, sourced in China, utterly ludicrous. I'm calling BS.
 
2014-05-07 10:12:35 AM  
fender tender?
 
2014-05-07 10:13:05 AM  
i1.mirror.co.uk


It looks like he's bashing a whole in his bumper with a chicken.
 
2014-05-07 10:16:30 AM  

ChrisDe: SmackLT: Mmmmmm, fresh chicken hot off the grill

I'm not usually a "done in one" guy, but that was pretty good.


Agreed. Another Comment of the Year contender, if such a category existed.
 
2014-05-07 10:18:37 AM  
Chicken fenders
 
2014-05-07 10:21:31 AM  

gopher321: The car manufacturer, a Japanese company, have insisted the bumper of the car, which was so easily destroyed by poultry, is not part of the original design, but is actually a cheap Chinese copy.

HA HA HA... "Are your cars chicken proof? Not if made in China!" Somehow I doubt there's going to be a recall over this.


It could make for some interesting new 'Built Ford Tough' ads though! (and of course mass protests by PETA)
 
2014-05-07 10:24:18 AM  
I didn't know Chuck Norris could reincarnate while he was still alive.
 
2014-05-07 10:26:02 AM  
What is that? Looks Toyota-ish.
 
2014-05-07 10:27:01 AM  
Must have been chased by a derper.
 
2014-05-07 10:28:21 AM  
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Read that wrong, now I'm starvin!
 
2014-05-07 10:28:32 AM  

ZeroKnightRaiden: What is that? Looks Toyota-ish.


It's a Toy-yota.
 
2014-05-07 10:29:54 AM  
Drive through chicken dinner.
 
2014-05-07 10:30:23 AM  
Lemme see, you are Chinese, living in China, driving a Chinese car and hit a Chinese chicken and someone tells you that your bumber broke cause it's a cheap Chinese copy of the original cheap Chinese bumper ?   Am I missing anything ?
 
2014-05-07 10:30:53 AM  
I had to stop at the one stop sign in my town yesterday to let a chicken cross the road.
I didn't ask him why because we had never been formally introduced.
He was going to the gas station so he was probably out of smokes.
 
2014-05-07 10:31:42 AM  
General Tso Chicken?
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-05-07 10:32:51 AM  
I might believe the car was going 70 km/h, not 70 mph. Not sure if I believe the part about the chicken.
 
2014-05-07 10:33:31 AM  
A Huang, Lingyong, tried to sing that song called
I so mok em boo di ay, I so mok em boo
 
2014-05-07 10:38:59 AM  

mudpants: Lemme see, you are Chinese, living in China, driving a Chinese car and hit a Chinese chicken and someone tells you that your bumber broke cause it's a cheap Chinese copy of the original cheap Chinese bumper ?   Am I missing anything ?


Actually it was a Japanese car, with a Chinese bumper.
 
2014-05-07 10:40:18 AM  

Gonz: ZeroKnightRaiden: What is that? Looks Toyota-ish.

It's a Toy-yota.


That's my toy Yoda in my Toyota =)
i3.photobucket.com

/Yes I actually keep that in the at all times
 
2014-05-07 10:45:18 AM  
Chicken probably had a high lead content.
 
2014-05-07 10:47:29 AM  
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ww2.hdnux.com
Approves
 
2014-05-07 10:49:14 AM  
Did we find out why the chicken was crossing the road?
 
2014-05-07 10:54:25 AM  

gilatrout: General Tso Chicken?


CSB

There were quiet a few Chinese nationals training at our plant a few years ago and one couple I was training invited my family over for dinner.  They asked what kind of Chinese food we liked and when I replied, "General Tso's Chicken" they said they knew who General Tso is, what what is his chicken?  American Chinese is nothing like traditional.

After running thru a list of things, she came up with a traditional meal with similarities but more authentic.  We later went to the Chinese Cultural Center in downtown PHX.  The restaurant there has two menus, one for Chinese and one for Americans.  Lots of animal tongue, stomach, and other misc parts on their list.

/CSB
 
2014-05-07 11:01:02 AM  

Florida pisses on Cuba: fender tender?


Tender fender?
 
2014-05-07 11:04:04 AM  
Free Range Rover Chicken
 
2014-05-07 11:05:35 AM  
That car is so clucked.
 
2014-05-07 11:10:36 AM  
it smashed a huge hole in his bonnet

blog.rifftrax.com
 
2014-05-07 11:22:13 AM  
Jesus, that stupid headline: "Chicken hit by car doing 70mph but you'll never guess what happened next"

I hate this trend of headlines that don't actually tell you anything. Remember over a century ago, when the Titanic sank. There wasn't some stupid "You'll never believe this heartbreaking story about the Titanic" lede.

No, there was this:
img.fark.net

No bull, just facts. Maybe modern journalism wouldn't be so f-ed up if companies stopped trying to ape Buzzfeed and Upworthy all the damn time.
 
2014-05-07 11:29:40 AM  

BrundleFlyForAWhiteGuy: Jesus, that stupid headline: "Chicken hit by car doing 70mph but you'll never guess what happened next"

I hate this trend of headlines that don't actually tell you anything. Remember over a century ago, when the Titanic sank. There wasn't some stupid "You'll never believe this heartbreaking story about the Titanic" lede.

No, there was this:
[img.fark.net image 259x194]

No bull, just facts. Maybe modern journalism wouldn't be so f-ed up if companies stopped trying to ape Buzzfeed and Upworthy all the damn time.


"Fender fails; fowl fries"
 
2014-05-07 11:42:27 AM  
Maybe this is the chicken they pried out of the bumper:
www.digital-sledgehammer.com
 
2014-05-07 12:23:19 PM  

Boo_Guy: Gonz: ZeroKnightRaiden: What is that? Looks Toyota-ish.

It's a Toy-yota.

That's my toy Yoda in my Toyota =)
[i3.photobucket.com image 604x452]

/Yes I actually keep that in the at all times


content.clearchannel.com

Frowns upon you shenanigans.
 
2014-05-07 03:08:43 PM  
That bumper looked like it was made of paper.
 
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