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(Chicago Trib)   New bill would require high schools to teach students how to perform CPR and use defibrillators. Naturally, some people have a problem with this   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, CPR, high schools, Illinois, George Laman, Illinois House, Elmhurst, St. Charles, American Heart Association  
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2014-05-07 01:24:57 AM  
4 votes:
A CPR course was mandatory when I was in high school. But that was like a decade and a half ago, back when the Earth was flat and people thought California was an island in the Pacific.
2014-05-07 05:30:32 AM  
1 vote:
If we taught them prayer, we wouldn't need to teach "scientific" things like CPR. God cares for His obedient children.
2014-05-07 03:33:39 AM  
1 vote:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: They went along with librarians and counselors

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that librarians are going to be insanely important in the near future.
Not that they aren't already important; I mean an order of magnitude more important. As in, "I'm going into library science" will be like declaring a major in medicine, only you have to be way smarter.
2014-05-07 12:31:51 AM  
1 vote:
Those people with the problems can go f*ck themselves.
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