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(CNN)   Want to sneak onto White House grounds without getting shot by the Secret Service? Just blend in to a motorcade   (cnn.com) divider line 21
    More: Dumbass, White House, Secret Service, all-clear, Secretary of State John Kerry  
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2014-05-06 11:50:07 PM
If Tom Clancy movies have taught me anything you just take out one of the motorcycle outriders and replace him with your own.
 
2014-05-06 11:55:04 PM
milkthefranchise.com
Slackers

/don't just join the band, LEAD the band
 
2014-05-07 02:08:43 AM
He was able to blend in with the motorcade, because he was driving this.
img.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-07 03:24:07 AM
In Washington?

1.bp.blogspot.com

This should blend right in.
 
2014-05-07 03:39:39 AM
Seen it.

coverups.com
 
2014-05-07 03:49:52 AM
"President Barack Obama's two daughters, who go to school nearby..."

What's that like? Are there Secret Service agents in every corner?
 
2014-05-07 04:25:14 AM

The One True TheDavid: "President Barack Obama's two daughters, who go to school nearby..."

What's that like? Are there Secret Service agents in every corner?


I don't recall how old Obama's kids are... but around Sidwell Friends, there's secret service, capitol police,  dc police, and some private security... senators, cabinet members, and foreign ambassadors all send their kids to school there... probably the most secure school in the country.
 
2014-05-07 04:54:48 AM
It didn't help that the car wasn't even American to start with.  That, and the 4-cylinder engine gave it away.

i.dailymail.co.uk

/No, transplanting the factory to the US doesn't count.
//since it's a Japanese design.
 
2014-05-07 05:57:08 AM
Still harder to get into Bohemian Grove.
 
2014-05-07 06:35:29 AM
Doesn't the back end of the motorcade look like this..

cryptome.org

Did he fall asleep or just didn't think the blue Honda looked out of place?
 
2014-05-07 07:06:54 AM

firefly212: The One True TheDavid: "President Barack Obama's two daughters, who go to school nearby..."

What's that like? Are there Secret Service agents in every corner?

I don't recall how old Obama's kids are... but around Sidwell Friends, there's secret service, capitol police,  dc police, and some private security... senators, cabinet members, and foreign ambassadors all send their kids to school there... probably the most secure school in the country.


But I thought putting armed police officers in schools was a bad idea for preventing mass shootings.
 
2014-05-07 08:33:39 AM
The Treasury is right next door. He probably just farked up.
 
2014-05-07 08:39:18 AM
I used to have a black suburban.   I once inadvertently joined a motorcade when one of the cars motioned for me to go ahead of him when I was pulling out of a hotel parking lot.
 
2014-05-07 08:59:45 AM

Mark Ratner: He was able to blend in with the motorcade, because he was driving this.
[img.photobucket.com image 640x383]


Now that looks like a ridiculous photoshop.  If you are going to use rims that big, the car has to be higher to accommodate the wheels, as there is no way they are fitting into the wheel wells.  I have seen cars with rims like that, and yes, they sit much higher.

rnatalie: I used to have a black suburban.   I once inadvertently joined a motorcade when one of the cars motioned for me to go ahead of him when I was pulling out of a hotel parking lot.


It could be the same thing here, but lets make it look like he is facing serious jail time to scare the masses.  They should put some kind of marker so they can recognize each other.
 
2014-05-07 09:32:19 AM
I've had to deal with this guy & don't really like him.  A bit of a pompous ass.
So, it's shadenfreude day at work today!
 
2014-05-07 10:14:46 AM
So that's why the White House grounds were fenced off. I was walking by yesterday and they had the metal barricades blocking off Lafayette. I thought Obama just had to take Bo out for a walk.
 
2014-05-07 11:02:18 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

approves
 
2014-05-07 12:12:06 PM
unimpressed
static.guim.co.uk
 
2014-05-07 12:36:19 PM
Well at least they didn't shoot this one.
 
2014-05-07 01:41:33 PM
They need to redesign the area around the White House with the Pennsylvania entrances. Make them look like real gates or something.

That guy shouldn't be charged with jack sh-t.
 
2014-05-07 03:04:58 PM
Always count the number of vehicles in your convoy.
 
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