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2014-05-07 12:30:26 AM
I would pay to watch an NFL/Prom Combine, where the hottest preppy chicks get paired up with the best NFL draft prospects. Just to watch America's collective head explode.
 
2014-05-07 02:17:22 AM
"Prom should be about having a fun time with your peers and celebrating the end of a successful academic year," wrote senior Emily Flores, co-president of the Feminists United club at Estancia.

translation: lesbian.
 
2014-05-07 03:13:11 AM
I traded two second round picks and the next year's first round pick for my prom date. Then her damned agent convinced her to play baseball instead.
 
2014-05-07 03:32:27 AM

Danger Avoid Death: I traded two second round picks and the next year's first round pick for my prom date. Then her damned agent convinced her to play baseball instead.


Glass half full: While you won't get a chance to get into her end zone, you can still get to third base.
 
2014-05-07 05:35:26 AM

cmunic8r99: Danger Avoid Death: I traded two second round picks and the next year's first round pick for my prom date. Then her damned agent convinced her to play baseball instead.

Glass half full: While you won't get a chance to get into her end zone, you can still get to third base.


Unless he's got a foul tip.
 
2014-05-07 05:49:24 AM

The more you eat the more you fart: cmunic8r99: Danger Avoid Death: I traded two second round picks and the next year's first round pick for my prom date. Then her damned agent convinced her to play baseball instead.

Glass half full: While you won't get a chance to get into her end zone, you can still get to third base.

Unless he's got a foul tip.


She wasn't a tight end anyways, she preferred to be a pitcher.
 
2014-05-07 05:54:59 AM
Doesn't sound good.. but then I don't know much of anything about the NFL draft.
 
2014-05-07 05:55:14 AM

ColonelCathcart: The more you eat the more you fart: cmunic8r99: Danger Avoid Death: I traded two second round picks and the next year's first round pick for my prom date. Then her damned agent convinced her to play baseball instead.

Glass half full: While you won't get a chance to get into her end zone, you can still get to third base.

Unless he's got a foul tip.

She wasn't a tight end anyways, she preferred to be a pitcher.


In which case..you glove up and give her a pop fly to the dugout.
 
2014-05-07 06:06:46 AM
Prom Draft is really about your priorities, like hotness vs completion % or endrance vs ability to make big plays.
You really need to pay attention to the measurables at the combine first and weigh it with how deep you want that player to take you.
I wonder how draft order is determined. Does the football jock who had sex with most of his math class draft last to give the pock marked kid with halitosis first overall pick?
 
2014-05-07 06:07:57 AM
meh
 
2014-05-07 06:10:02 AM
And the slutty girl gets drafted as a wide receiver?
 
2014-05-07 06:11:13 AM

The more you eat the more you fart: ColonelCathcart: The more you eat the more you fart: cmunic8r99: Danger Avoid Death: I traded two second round picks and the next year's first round pick for my prom date. Then her damned agent convinced her to play baseball instead.

Glass half full: While you won't get a chance to get into her end zone, you can still get to third base.

Unless he's got a foul tip.

She wasn't a tight end anyways, she preferred to be a pitcher.

In which case..you glove up and give her a pop fly to the dugout.


Besides, you're not supposed to swing when she throws you balls.
 
2014-05-07 06:11:26 AM
Hey dudes, just hire a slut. She'll be cheaper, way hotter, focus on you, and a slam dunk for a fifth base touchdown in extra innings with multiple shots on goal and reala real fast machine who keeps her motor... ok maybe thats enough anal-ogies tonight.
 
2014-05-07 06:15:12 AM

No Catchy Nickname: And the slutty girl gets drafted as a wide receiver?


She's got a great work ethic, her motor's always running, and her shuttle time was 3.69.
 
2014-05-07 06:36:06 AM

Just another Heartland Weirdass: Hey dudes, just hire a slut. She'll be cheaper, way hotter, focus on you, and a slam dunk for a fifth base touchdown in extra innings with multiple shots on goal and reala real fast machine who keeps her motor... ok maybe thats enough anal-ogies tonight.


If it's anything like my High School was, there were plenty of free sluts to be had. No need to outsource.
 
2014-05-07 06:44:10 AM
Balls.
 
2014-05-07 06:52:47 AM
Her stock is on the rise, Boomer.  She only eats salad, has no gag reflex and hasn't used the word "no" since she was 3.
 
2014-05-07 07:06:21 AM
... and yes, in some instances girls can be picked by appearance

WOW, what a surprise.  Who knew?
 
2014-05-07 07:16:33 AM

The Muthaship: Her stock is on the rise, Boomer.  She only eats salad, has no gag reflex and hasn't used the word "no" since she was 3.


[Boomer] Then let's call her "Brick House", because she's lettin' it all hang out! [/Boomer]
 
2014-05-07 07:19:51 AM

cmunic8r99: The more you eat the more you fart: ColonelCathcart: The more you eat the more you fart: cmunic8r99: Danger Avoid Death: I traded two second round picks and the next year's first round pick for my prom date. Then her damned agent convinced her to play baseball instead.

Glass half full: While you won't get a chance to get into her end zone, you can still get to third base.

Unless he's got a foul tip.

She wasn't a tight end anyways, she preferred to be a pitcher.

In which case..you glove up and give her a pop fly to the dugout.

Besides, you're not supposed to swing when she throws you balls.


Good point. Fake the bunt.
 
2014-05-07 07:37:43 AM
HELL NO!
s29.postimg.org
I WON'T GO!
 
2014-05-07 07:45:40 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Just another Heartland Weirdass: Hey dudes, just hire a slut. She'll be cheaper, way hotter, focus on you, and a slam dunk for a fifth base touchdown in extra innings with multiple shots on goal and reala real fast machine who keeps her motor... ok maybe thats enough anal-ogies tonight.

If it's anything like my High School was, there were plenty of free sluts to be had. No need to outsource.


Chick who were dtf? Of course.

Pros? Not unless you count the teachers.
 
2014-05-07 07:54:41 AM

Day_Old_Dutchie: HELL NO!
[s29.postimg.org image 600x400]
I WON'T GO!


I WON'T DANCE NEAR MEXICO!


Well, technically, "TWO HOURS NORTH OF MEXICO," but that's too many syllables.
 
2014-05-07 07:58:16 AM
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-07 07:59:56 AM
Damnit, wrong thread.
 
2014-05-07 08:03:21 AM
So does the biggest loser in the high school get first pick?
 
2014-05-07 08:05:12 AM
RNC is furiously taking notes.
 
2014-05-07 08:20:25 AM
...and with the 5th pick fo the Prom Draft, this man selects...that girl with the DDD chest.
 
2014-05-07 08:55:36 AM
The manufactured outrage is strong in this one.
 
2014-05-07 09:04:47 AM
"These boys must be very confused about the time we live in if they think that being asked to prom is such a high honor."

Oh, you mean the time wherein boys are expected to have elaborate "prom-posals" that are elaborate, time-consuming, and often expensive, just to make the girl "feel special"? LIKE IT SAYS IN THE FARKING ARTICLE?

In a world where asking a date to prom has become more romantic than asking for a partner's hand in marriage, one group of high school boys has gone the opposite direction.

Yeah, I think they know "what time they live in" perfectly well.
 
Biv
2014-05-07 09:18:41 AM
School officials need to farking relax.  The only people who seem to have a problem with this are people not involved with it.

The boys are cool with it, the girls are cool with it, the parents are cool with it...back the fark off.
 
2014-05-07 09:29:54 AM
Principal FTA: Students should not be judged or ranked.

Lolwut? This school doesn't have tests or grades?
 
2014-05-07 09:33:17 AM

Tax Boy: So does the biggest loser in the high school get first pick?


Excellent point. This prom draft is actually intended to offset the social injustices of high school, and to level the hoohah playing field.

Finally, the chess club treasurer has a chance to castle the head cheerleader.

These noble youngsters should be lauded for their efforts.
 
2014-05-07 09:36:25 AM
Graduated from CdMHS years ago so getting a kick out of these replies.  I don't remember a draft back then.  Only internet access was Compuserve or Prodigy though so that wasn't available to organize on this level.  Since both the boys and the girls were both fine with it I am not seeing what there is to be outraged about here.
 
2014-05-07 09:37:19 AM
So, who would you rather take?

The Rookie of the Year -- the girl that gives up the big V in the back of Mom's minivan.

or...

THE MVF - Most Valuable Fuk
 
2014-05-07 09:38:14 AM
I went to this high school, so I am getting a kick out of these replies...
 
2014-05-07 09:44:47 AM
Finally, a draft where white people get picked first.

i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-07 09:48:06 AM
How do they determine the draft order?
 
2014-05-07 09:56:56 AM

Kalashinator: [img.fark.net image 500x599]


This is cracking me up.  I don't know if it's the caption, or the baby's expression.
 
2014-05-07 10:02:45 AM
If I were in line for a first round pick, I might be interested in trading that for a second and third round pick.
 
2014-05-07 10:03:34 AM

Clutch2013: Kalashinator: [img.fark.net image 500x599]

This is cracking me up.  I don't know if it's the caption, or the baby's expression.



Seeing as It wouldn't make any sense without the caption......

/expression is priceless though
 
2014-05-07 10:18:49 AM
FTA: "For years, junior and senior boys at Corona del Mar High School..."

Yep. South County. Don't go lumping us Northerners in with those people subs.
 
2014-05-07 10:26:47 AM
Can we get some pics of the girls so I can complete my mock draft?
 
2014-05-07 10:55:41 AM

Rambino: Principal FTA: Students should not be judged or ranked.

Lolwut? This school doesn't have tests or grades?


Well, he's just exercising his judgement.
 
2014-05-07 11:48:58 AM

The Missing Link: Can we get some pics of the girls so I can complete my mock draft?


Mel Kiper says that Morgan C. can't move left or right, but goes down better than anybody since Heather L. from the class of '08.
 
2014-05-07 11:59:41 AM

SamuraiNCO: Graduated from CdMHS years ago so getting a kick out of these replies.  I don't remember a draft back then.  Only internet access was Compuserve or Prodigy though so that wasn't available to organize on this level.  Since both the boys and the girls were both fine with it I am not seeing what there is to be outraged about here.


I also graduated from CdMHS (in 1998), and there wasn't a draft then either.
This story is really funny. Imagine drafting a nice prospect only to have her demand a trade to Newport Harbor.

The fact this made the National News, makes it funnier still.
 
2014-05-07 12:04:44 PM
Is this the article to provoke feminist outrage for the day? If so, be right back, I need to cover it for a frat comedy website and get torn a new one by Jezebel.
 
2014-05-07 12:05:23 PM
So, when does the Fark Fantasy Prom league start up?
 
2014-05-07 01:04:24 PM
And people said my idea to ask Katy Perry to the prom was stupid.
 
2014-05-07 02:22:48 PM
I think I need to see how their wonderlic looks like before I make a final decision.
 
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