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(Daily Mail)   Lusty licentiousness and prurience, not prudence leads to happy marriages, according to randy rabbi. "Lust is key to all marriages in bible"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 7
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2014-05-07 06:21:26 AM  
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2014-05-07 10:34:49 AM  
2 votes:

sharpie_69: Fafai: Loren: hubiestubert: In fairness, a sure sign that your marriage is in the tank, when you just don't want to f*ck that person any more. Not even on a holiday or your birthday. You want a happy marriage, find someone you just want to keep f*cking, all the time, any where, any when.

Only if you qualify it to *that person*.  Someone who simply doesn't desire sex anymore can still love their partner.

If their partner still desires sex then that's still a pretty good sign the marriage is "in the tank" unless some concessions can be made.

Bears Repeating.

You're on a road to disaster if one partner still desires sex and the other does not.  Even if they still love the other deeply turning off the sexual portion of the relationship when the other desires it is going to end poorly.    There is going to have to be a long difficult conversation, and both sides will have to make concessions, but just stopping outright isn't going to work in the long run.


I would just as soon not fark someone who isn't interested in farking me. No charity sex for me, thanks.

Which, unfortunately, means no sex for me, unless I step out.

IMO, if one partner loses interest in sex, there should be no expectation of fidelity at that point. But the person who no longer wants to have sex with me will be the same person to fly off the handle and use the judicial system to make my life suck even more if I fark anyone else.

/said 95% of married men in history
2014-05-07 07:37:14 AM  
2 votes:
Frank Zappa - Jewish Princess LyricsI want a nasty little Jewish Princess
With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses
A horny little Jewish Princess
With a garlic aroma that could level Tacoma
Lonely inside
Well, she can swallow my pride

I want a hairy little Jewish Princess
With a brand new nose, who knows where it goes
I want a steamy little Jewish Princess
With over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums
I don't want no troll
I just want a Yemenite hole

I want a darling little Jewish Princess
Who don't know shiat about cooking and is arrogant looking
A vicious little Jewish Princess
To specifically happen with a ?-pee that's snapin'
All up inside I just want a princess to ride

Alright, back to the fop... everybody twist!

I want a funky little Jewish Princess
A grinder; a bumper, with a pre-moistened dumper
A brazen little Jewish Princess
With titanic tits, and sand-blasted zits
She can even be poor
So long as she does it with four on the floor (Vapor-lock)

I want a dainty little Jewish Princess
With a couple of sisters who can raise a few blisters
A fragile little Jewish Princess
With Romanian thighs, who weasels 'n' lies
For two or three nights
Won't someone send me a princess who bites
Won't someone send me a princess who bites
Won't someone send me a princess who bites
Won't someone send me a princess who bites
2014-05-07 01:28:50 AM  
2 votes:
Just have to read Psalms to know that
2014-05-07 10:48:49 AM  
1 votes:

H31N0US: I would just as soon not fark someone who isn't interested in farking me. No charity sex for me, thanks.


Charity sex is useless, and even counter-productive as it is a breeding ground for contempt.  That is why I said concessions from both sides.  If your partner just flat out is not interested and is not willing to regain interest you're screwed, as you state.  And I think it should be grounds for a clean no mess divorce, but reality is sadly different.
I don't understand how you can claim to love someone and not be willing to work on all aspects of the relationship. If you are unwilling to figure out how to relight the passion you don't love your partner.
2014-05-07 06:22:36 AM  
1 votes:
Hey! Someone who actually read the book.
2014-05-07 01:34:05 AM  
1 votes:
In fairness, a sure sign that your marriage is in the tank, when you just don't want to f*ck that person any more. Not even on a holiday or your birthday. You want a happy marriage, find someone you just want to keep f*cking, all the time, any where, any when.
 
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