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(io9)   China commands an army of trained monkeys. Presumably to counter Russia's bear cavalry   ( animals.io9.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, Russia, monkeys, macaques, base commander, Wile E. Coyote, People's Liberation Army, nests  
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2014-05-06 11:57:09 PM  
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Just getting that out of the way.
 
2014-05-07 12:33:39 AM  
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Why? What were you expecting?
 
2014-05-07 12:49:12 AM  

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Why? What were you expecting?


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2014-05-07 01:18:03 AM  
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2014-05-07 01:38:37 AM  
That's not a very nice thing to say about Best Korea
 
2014-05-07 02:27:47 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: That's not a very nice thing to say about Best Korea


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"North Korea, of course, is the country where the monkeys in The Wizard of Oz come from. And you don't f*ck with that kind of evil."
 
2014-05-07 03:07:25 AM  
I would laugh, but with as many former PRC as I knew, that almost, *almost*, sounds like something they'd do.
 
2014-05-07 03:09:16 AM  
yo dawg, I heard you like troops so we gave your troops a troop.
 
2014-05-07 03:10:48 AM  
Didn't Colin Farrell do a bit about that in his Clinton HBO special. It was pretty funny.
 
2014-05-07 03:12:01 AM  
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2014-05-07 03:13:45 AM  
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2014-05-07 03:16:49 AM  
Congress?
 
2014-05-07 03:20:16 AM  
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2014-05-07 03:26:58 AM  

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2014-05-07 03:27:56 AM  

Plant Rights Activist: yo dawg, I heard you like troops so we gave your troops a troop.


Literal LOL here.
 
2014-05-07 03:35:14 AM  
You may laugh now, but this is the first step toward gorilla warfare.
 
2014-05-07 03:40:21 AM  

cyberspacedout: You may laugh now, but this is the first step toward gorilla warfare.


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2014-05-07 04:54:36 AM  
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Surely not.
 
2014-05-07 05:19:49 AM  
NO!
 
2014-05-07 05:41:39 AM  
Or they are improving their control of their part of the internet by taking over forums.
 
2014-05-07 06:23:06 AM  
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Hmm
 
2014-05-07 06:57:37 AM  
What, I'm the first one to put this up?

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2014-05-07 06:57:52 AM  
So...the Russians ride bears? Or bears ride horses?
 
2014-05-07 07:12:18 AM  
Meanwhile, in the U.S.

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2014-05-07 07:16:30 AM  
And so it begins...

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2014-05-07 07:49:02 AM  
They're trained to steal peaches.
 
2014-05-07 08:05:12 AM  
So Carl is actually a Chinese draft dodger?
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2014-05-07 08:22:26 AM  
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US Navy, you so crazy.
 
2014-05-07 08:41:29 AM  
So many great pictures, so many terrible jokes

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2014-05-07 09:40:54 AM  
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2014-05-07 09:42:22 AM  
Anyone remember that Best Korean propaganda film with "trained monkey collaborators of death"?
 
2014-05-07 10:07:02 AM  

Nuclear Monk: Meanwhile, in the U.S.


Don't forget the bomb-sniffing dogs and de-mining dolphins. And in WW2 we worked on weaponizing bats.
 
2014-05-07 10:08:18 AM  

schrepjm: So...the Russians ride bears? Or bears ride horses?


The armored kodiak bears have parachutes and are launched via flak cannon, IRRC.
 
2014-05-07 10:09:09 AM  
Yet another Smash-Up expansion?
 
2014-05-07 10:23:02 AM  

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Hmm


I should make a joke about the President but I don't want to get banned again ..
 
2014-05-07 10:58:29 AM  
America's ready.
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2014-05-07 11:05:21 AM  

cgraves67: Nuclear Monk: Meanwhile, in the U.S.

Don't forget the bomb-sniffing dogs and de-mining dolphins. And in WW2 we worked on weaponizing bats.


and pigeons and cats
 
2014-05-07 11:36:13 AM  
Most armies are made up of trained monkeys.
 
2014-05-07 12:30:35 PM  
"How many Monkey Soldiers will there be?"
"Well... one at first. But he'll train more."
 
2014-05-07 12:33:12 PM  
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2014-05-07 05:07:03 PM  
It's all fun and games until you see macaque on the battle field.
 
2014-05-07 11:41:09 PM  

Destructor: America's ready.
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Not to put too fine a point on it but the sniper's Canadian.
 
2014-05-08 07:24:54 AM  

CanuckAmok: Destructor: America's ready.
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Not to put too fine a point on it but the sniper's Canadian.


I'm sure we'd join forces to repel Chinese attack monkeys...

(...before our mutual army of cats turned on each other...)

Are you paying attention Hollywood? This is a free movie idea. Possibly a mini-series.
 
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