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(io9)   China commands an army of trained monkeys. Presumably to counter Russia's bear cavalry   (animals.io9.com) divider line 43
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2014-05-06 11:57:09 PM
i58.tinypic.com

Just getting that out of the way.
 
2014-05-07 12:33:39 AM
7e8c.https.cdn.softlayer.net
Why? What were you expecting?
 
2014-05-07 12:49:12 AM

bdub77: [7e8c.https.cdn.softlayer.net image 660x398]
Why? What were you expecting?


i.huffpost.com
 
2014-05-07 01:18:03 AM
theinterrobang.com
 
2014-05-07 01:38:37 AM
That's not a very nice thing to say about Best Korea
 
2014-05-07 02:27:47 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: That's not a very nice thing to say about Best Korea


media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com

"North Korea, of course, is the country where the monkeys in The Wizard of Oz come from. And you don't f*ck with that kind of evil."
 
2014-05-07 03:07:25 AM
I would laugh, but with as many former PRC as I knew, that almost, *almost*, sounds like something they'd do.
 
2014-05-07 03:09:16 AM
yo dawg, I heard you like troops so we gave your troops a troop.
 
2014-05-07 03:10:48 AM
Didn't Colin Farrell do a bit about that in his Clinton HBO special. It was pretty funny.
 
2014-05-07 03:12:01 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-07 03:13:45 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-07 03:16:49 AM
Congress?
 
2014-05-07 03:20:16 AM
img.pandawhale.com
 
2014-05-07 03:26:58 AM

kling_klang_bed: [i.imgur.com image 192x144]


l.wigflip.com
 
2014-05-07 03:27:56 AM

Plant Rights Activist: yo dawg, I heard you like troops so we gave your troops a troop.


Literal LOL here.
 
2014-05-07 03:35:14 AM
You may laugh now, but this is the first step toward gorilla warfare.
 
2014-05-07 03:40:21 AM

cyberspacedout: You may laugh now, but this is the first step toward gorilla warfare.


i63.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-07 04:54:36 AM
userserve-ak.last.fm


Surely not.
 
2014-05-07 05:19:49 AM
NO!
 
2014-05-07 05:41:39 AM
Or they are improving their control of their part of the internet by taking over forums.
 
2014-05-07 06:23:06 AM
www.buzzhunt.co.uk
Hmm
 
2014-05-07 06:57:37 AM
What, I'm the first one to put this up?

web.mit.edu
 
2014-05-07 06:57:52 AM
So...the Russians ride bears? Or bears ride horses?
 
2014-05-07 07:12:18 AM
Meanwhile, in the U.S.

media.utsandiego.com
 
2014-05-07 07:16:30 AM
And so it begins...

www.chud.com
 
2014-05-07 07:49:02 AM
They're trained to steal peaches.
 
2014-05-07 08:05:12 AM
So Carl is actually a Chinese draft dodger?
www.theblaze.com
 
2014-05-07 08:22:26 AM
w3.shorecrest.org

US Navy, you so crazy.
 
2014-05-07 08:41:29 AM
So many great pictures, so many terrible jokes

1-media-cdn.foolz.us
 
2014-05-07 09:40:54 AM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-05-07 09:42:22 AM
Anyone remember that Best Korean propaganda film with "trained monkey collaborators of death"?
 
2014-05-07 10:07:02 AM

Nuclear Monk: Meanwhile, in the U.S.


Don't forget the bomb-sniffing dogs and de-mining dolphins. And in WW2 we worked on weaponizing bats.
 
2014-05-07 10:08:18 AM

schrepjm: So...the Russians ride bears? Or bears ride horses?


The armored kodiak bears have parachutes and are launched via flak cannon, IRRC.
 
2014-05-07 10:09:09 AM
Yet another Smash-Up expansion?
 
2014-05-07 10:23:02 AM

abhorrent1: [www.buzzhunt.co.uk image 407x265]
Hmm


I should make a joke about the President but I don't want to get banned again ..
 
2014-05-07 10:58:29 AM
America's ready.
i78.photobucket.com
masspictures.net
 
2014-05-07 11:05:21 AM

cgraves67: Nuclear Monk: Meanwhile, in the U.S.

Don't forget the bomb-sniffing dogs and de-mining dolphins. And in WW2 we worked on weaponizing bats.


and pigeons and cats
 
2014-05-07 11:36:13 AM
Most armies are made up of trained monkeys.
 
2014-05-07 12:30:35 PM
"How many Monkey Soldiers will there be?"
"Well... one at first. But he'll train more."
 
2014-05-07 12:33:12 PM
simpsonswiki.com
 
2014-05-07 05:07:03 PM
It's all fun and games until you see macaque on the battle field.
 
2014-05-07 11:41:09 PM

Destructor: America's ready.
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Not to put too fine a point on it but the sniper's Canadian.
 
2014-05-08 07:24:54 AM

CanuckAmok: Destructor: America's ready.
[i78.photobucket.com image 500x374]
[masspictures.net image 850x478]

Not to put too fine a point on it but the sniper's Canadian.


I'm sure we'd join forces to repel Chinese attack monkeys...

(...before our mutual army of cats turned on each other...)

Are you paying attention Hollywood? This is a free movie idea. Possibly a mini-series.
 
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