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(Yahoo)   It's the age-old heartwarming story: Fat girl wears Hooters t-shirt in public; obnoxious drunken stranger tells fat girl "you sure don't look like any Hooters girl I've seen"; fat girl loses 130 lbs. and gets job as actual Hooters girl   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 18
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2014-05-06 10:18:03 PM  
2 votes:
l.yimg.com

It only took a minute. Why is she complaining?
Skr
2014-05-06 09:25:34 PM  
2 votes:

Needlessly Complicated: Snarfangel: Just as an idle thought which in no way has anything to do with the article, but I wonder what they would call a restaurant featuring male hunks, assuming women had the same sex drive as men. "Stiffies"?

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Sausage Haus
2014-05-06 09:16:07 PM  
2 votes:

Demetrius: You guys are letting me down...

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Those pro-ana sites are just disgusting.
2014-05-06 08:48:34 PM  
2 votes:

WTF Indeed: Because getting a job as a Hooters girl is something to aspire too...


Getting a job from a Hooters girl, however ...
2014-05-07 12:53:42 PM  
1 votes:

Snarfangel: Just as an idle thought which in no way has anything to do with the article, but I wonder what they would call a restaurant featuring male hunks, assuming women had the same sex drive as men. "Stiffies"?



Got news for you. Plenty of us women out there that have the same or higher sex drives than men. The reason you don't see restaurants catering to us is that we never have any problems finding guys that want to get naked for us.
2014-05-07 08:38:18 AM  
1 votes:
She still doesn't look like any Hooters girl I've ever seen.
2014-05-07 02:06:43 AM  
1 votes:

cheap_thoughts: Big_Doofus: cheap_thoughts:

Nah, I'll stay fat. Thankyouverymuch.

Aha!  Attention whore trolling for comments.  I'm sure you'll get a few!

Yup, including one from you!

/don't feed the attention whore!
//wait, on second thought, do! I'm a hungry biatch


Hi, how're you doin'?

I don't think you're too fat. Plush, that's the word. And young. And too far away and perhaps too sensible to challenge my limits with anything like a real relationship. Actually these days exchanging a few remarks about the weather is too close to a dangerous tryst. IYKWIM.

Now me, I'm abdominally protuberant. And O-L-D. And I drink. "It's not that we want you to think Uncle Davy's drinking is acceptable or that you should do it," said my sister to my niece, "it's just he's the only brother I've got, and as long as he keeps within certain bounds it's okay if he comes around now & then." And the last time I was there the niece patted my chest and said "You can come back."

From what I gather she's gathered of me kid's been just about scared straight-edge. Someday I'll write a memoir/self-help book called "Stupid Things I Did" that people can buy for their kids. It'd be good to set an example, albeit a negative one.

But anyway. Wanna swap attention in public? We'll stun them all!
2014-05-06 11:22:56 PM  
1 votes:

akya: This. Fat people are always saying how shaming does more harm then good, but this article suggests otherwise.

/Now you can feel good about being a jerk.


I must be a jerk to make better women decorations?  Interesting.

*looks at after picture*
*shudders*
*walks away confused*
2014-05-06 09:55:13 PM  
1 votes:

serpent_sky: I hated being fat and every piece of clothing that falls off me brings me joy.


Every piece of clothing that falls off you brings us all joy.
2014-05-06 09:18:04 PM  
1 votes:
Just as an idle thought which in no way has anything to do with the article, but I wonder what they would call a restaurant featuring male hunks, assuming women had the same sex drive as men. "Stiffies"?
2014-05-06 09:15:18 PM  
1 votes:
TFA failed to mention she also became a lesbian.
2014-05-06 09:02:12 PM  
1 votes:
I think it's more impressive that she shaved her head to help her sister.
2014-05-06 08:59:18 PM  
1 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com
2014-05-06 08:48:17 PM  
1 votes:
I guess ANYONE can work there...

img.fark.net
2014-05-06 08:47:40 PM  
1 votes:
Congratulations?
2014-05-06 08:31:14 PM  
1 votes:
You guys are letting me down...

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lolzombie.com
2014-05-06 07:57:31 PM  
1 votes:
Because getting a job as a Hooters girl is something to aspire too...
2014-05-06 07:37:45 PM  
1 votes:
...dies in tragic blimp accident over the Rose Bowl?
 
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