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(Yahoo)   It's the age-old heartwarming story: Fat girl wears Hooters t-shirt in public; obnoxious drunken stranger tells fat girl "you sure don't look like any Hooters girl I've seen"; fat girl loses 130 lbs. and gets job as actual Hooters girl   (news.yahoo.com ) divider line 106
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2014-05-06 07:06:27 PM  
A year ago, Cearra Swetman was out to dinner with her family when a drunk stranger made a comment about her clothing - a Hooters restaurant t-shirt. Ms.Swetman, who nearly weighed 250 pounds at the time, says that the man cracked, "You don't look like a Hooter's girl I've ever seen." As WFTX FOX 4 News reports, the Florida woman decided to use that insult as inspiration.

Maybe she should've use the simple fact that she weighed 250 lbs. as inspiration, rather than instead waiting around for some random rude drunken insult to motivate her.
 
2014-05-06 07:37:45 PM  
...dies in tragic blimp accident over the Rose Bowl?
 
2014-05-06 07:57:31 PM  
Because getting a job as a Hooters girl is something to aspire too...
 
2014-05-06 07:58:48 PM  

Cyberluddite: A year ago, Cearra Swetman was out to dinner with her family when a drunk stranger made a comment about her clothing - a Hooters restaurant t-shirt. Ms.Swetman, who nearly weighed 250 pounds at the time, says that the man cracked, "You don't look like a Hooter's girl I've ever seen." As WFTX FOX 4 News reports, the Florida woman decided to use that insult as inspiration.

Maybe she should've use the simple fact that she weighed 250 lbs. as inspiration, rather than instead waiting around for some random rude drunken insult to motivate her.


This. Fat people are always saying how shaming does more harm then good, but this article suggests otherwise.

/Now you can feel good about being a jerk.
 
2014-05-06 08:04:59 PM  

WTF Indeed: Because getting a job as a Hooters girl is something to aspire too...


Apparently it is, as long as you're the kind of girl who wears a Hooters t-shirt when you're out to dinner with your family.
 
2014-05-06 08:31:14 PM  
You guys are letting me down...

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2014-05-06 08:41:08 PM  
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2014-05-06 08:42:11 PM  
How did she lose the weight? It's the same old boring answer: a proper diet.

Wow that's one weird trick. A shocking weight-loss secret even. I bet she lied because actually SHE DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW!
 
2014-05-06 08:45:53 PM  
That is the worst before / after I have ever seen.

I'm also surprised Hooters hired her, seeing as how she looks like a boy with tits.
 
2014-05-06 08:47:40 PM  
Congratulations?
 
2014-05-06 08:48:17 PM  
I guess ANYONE can work there...

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2014-05-06 08:48:34 PM  

WTF Indeed: Because getting a job as a Hooters girl is something to aspire too...


Getting a job from a Hooters girl, however ...
 
2014-05-06 08:49:07 PM  
I didn't feel attractive.

Is that why she can't manage a smile in any of the three pictures on the page?
 
2014-05-06 08:49:15 PM  

Pattuq: That is the worst before / after I have ever seen.

I'm also surprised Hooters hired her, seeing as how she looks like a boy with tits.


That.

In the after picture she just looks emaciated. No tone, no curves - just not dead with some semblance of boobs.
 
2014-05-06 08:49:50 PM  
No one who loses weight because of someone else ever keeps it off. Give it 10 years. She'll pack it back on and then some. The fact that she let a drunk stranger dictate how she should look and that she sees Hooters as a point of pride speaks volumes about her self esteem.
 
2014-05-06 08:53:25 PM  
Losing over 30 lbs. is the best thing I ever did.

I had a fight with one of my boyfriends and he called me fat.  Not anymore.  7 lbs. to original goal; but I decided to take off an extra 6.

I hate food, I hated being fat and every piece of clothing that falls off me brings me joy.  Any "fat activist" who claims differently is a liar.
 
2014-05-06 08:59:18 PM  
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2014-05-06 09:00:16 PM  
Nah, I'll stay fat. Thankyouverymuch.
 
2014-05-06 09:01:42 PM  
Now all she needs is some lessons in posture so she quits carrying herself like a sack of potatoes.
 
2014-05-06 09:02:12 PM  
I think it's more impressive that she shaved her head to help her sister.
 
2014-05-06 09:03:04 PM  
I've always hated the Hooters outfits. The pantyhose and shorts look is about the most retarded thing I've ever seen.  Our local Hooters doesn't even have very hot girls.  The attractive girls who are willing to do something like this for a living seem to work at our friendly neighborhood Twin Peaks.
 
2014-05-06 09:03:08 PM  

WTF Indeed: Because getting a job as a Hooters girl is something to aspire too...





/Yes, congratulations, you went from fatty mcfattus to a serving wench who the only thing she has to offer the world is showing off her tits. Way to go for the low ring.
 
2014-05-06 09:03:27 PM  

cheap_thoughts: Nah, I'll stay fat. Thankyouverymuch.


Oh hai.
 
2014-05-06 09:04:07 PM  
No, the heartwarming part would've been if she tracked the guy down once she'd lost all the weight and kicked his ass.
 
2014-05-06 09:04:26 PM  

cheap_thoughts: Nah, I'll stay fat. Thankyouverymuch.


Aha!  Attention whore trolling for comments.  I'm sure you'll get a few!
 
2014-05-06 09:07:57 PM  

steklo: I guess ANYONE can work there...

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"You wanna know how I got these scars?"
 
2014-05-06 09:08:08 PM  
media1.keepbusy.net
 
2014-05-06 09:08:52 PM  

cheap_thoughts: Nah, I'll stay fat. Thankyouverymuch.


Pretty sure fat women get hit on twice as much as the skinny ones
 
2014-05-06 09:09:01 PM  
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2014-05-06 09:09:52 PM  

WTF Indeed: Because getting a job as a Hooters girl is something to aspire too...


This

But at least she got healthy.

/goes back to munching on dark chocolate m&m's
 
2014-05-06 09:10:28 PM  

serpent_sky: I hate food, I hated being fat and every piece of clothing that falls off me brings me joy. Any "fat activist" who claims differently is a liar.


I'm sure they will be along soon enough to offer all sorts of excuses.
 
2014-05-06 09:11:12 PM  

cheap_thoughts: Nah, I'll stay fat. Thankyouverymuch.


"You ain't down with us no more. You ain't fat!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2mU6USTBRE
 
2014-05-06 09:12:17 PM  
All this thanks to a drunk.  Who says drunks are useless?... besides my family... friends... coworkers...
 
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2014-05-06 09:12:29 PM  
Reminds me of a story on Fark a while ago. A fat chick was going down the stairs at a party and she bumped into a bro going up which spilled his beer. He called her a land whale or something and that was the final straw for her to lose the weight. So this isn't the first time shaming worked. Though I think it really boils down to everyone needing different motivations to make changes in their life.

/nothing bad with the curves of being slightly cushioned
//some folk are just unfortunate with the weight ending up in the wrong places
 
2014-05-06 09:13:02 PM  
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Haven't been in that Hooters since the 90s.  Wonder if my name is still Sharpied on the ceiling.
 
2014-05-06 09:13:29 PM  

Anonymous Bosch: No, the heartwarming part would've been if she tracked the guy down once she'd lost all the weight and kicked his ass.


That's some fine rational thought there, Lou.
 
2014-05-06 09:15:18 PM  
TFA failed to mention she also became a lesbian.
 
2014-05-06 09:16:07 PM  

Demetrius: You guys are letting me down...

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2014-05-06 09:18:04 PM  
Just as an idle thought which in no way has anything to do with the article, but I wonder what they would call a restaurant featuring male hunks, assuming women had the same sex drive as men. "Stiffies"?
 
2014-05-06 09:21:42 PM  

Big_Doofus: The pantyhose and shorts look


I thought that look went out after Three's Company went off the air.
 
2014-05-06 09:23:35 PM  

Snarfangel: Just as an idle thought which in no way has anything to do with the article, but I wonder what they would call a restaurant featuring male hunks, assuming women had the same sex drive as men. "Stiffies"?


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2014-05-06 09:25:34 PM  

Needlessly Complicated: Snarfangel: Just as an idle thought which in no way has anything to do with the article, but I wonder what they would call a restaurant featuring male hunks, assuming women had the same sex drive as men. "Stiffies"?

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2014-05-06 09:28:10 PM  

Skr: Needlessly Complicated: Snarfangel: Just as an idle thought which in no way has anything to do with the article, but I wonder what they would call a restaurant featuring male hunks, assuming women had the same sex drive as men. "Stiffies"?

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2014-05-06 09:28:34 PM  

Needlessly Complicated: Snarfangel: Just as an idle thought which in no way has anything to do with the article, but I wonder what they would call a restaurant featuring male hunks, assuming women had the same sex drive as men. "Stiffies"?

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Peckers, obviously.

Symbol would be woodpecker.
 
2014-05-06 09:28:46 PM  

Skr: Needlessly Complicated: Snarfangel: Just as an idle thought which in no way has anything to do with the article, but I wonder what they would call a restaurant featuring male hunks, assuming women had the same sex drive as men. "Stiffies"?

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I vote for 'Peckers'
 
2014-05-06 09:29:16 PM  

Snarfangel: Just as an idle thought which in no way has anything to do with the article, but I wonder what they would call a restaurant featuring male hunks, assuming women had the same sex drive as men. "Stiffies"?


"Nuts", featuring squirrel.jpg on the shirt?
 
2014-05-06 09:30:23 PM  

Anonymous Bosch: No, the heartwarming part would've been if she tracked the guy down once she'd lost all the weight and kicked his ass.

 
2014-05-06 09:30:58 PM  

Skr: Needlessly Complicated: Snarfangel: Just as an idle thought which in no way has anything to do with the article, but I wonder what they would call a restaurant featuring male hunks, assuming women had the same sex drive as men. "Stiffies"?

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Dicks
 
2014-05-06 09:33:22 PM  
 
2014-05-06 09:34:42 PM  
studman69 has spoken
 
2014-05-06 09:38:00 PM  
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2014-05-06 09:39:30 PM  
Lets celebrate how far we have come as a society where we used to objectify women for entertainment.
 
2014-05-06 09:41:45 PM  

edmo: Relevant


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2014-05-06 09:43:43 PM  

Snarfangel: Just as an idle thought which in no way has anything to do with the article, but I wonder what they would call a restaurant featuring male hunks, assuming women had the same sex drive as men. "Stiffies"?


Peckers. Cocks. Red Throated African Warbling Penis Birds.
 
gja
2014-05-06 09:45:28 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Skr: Needlessly Complicated: Snarfangel: Just as an idle thought which in no way has anything to do with the article, but I wonder what they would call a restaurant featuring male hunks, assuming women had the same sex drive as men. "Stiffies"?

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So....eating a big bag of Dick's might not be so bad?
 
2014-05-06 09:50:03 PM  

WTF Indeed: Because getting a job as a Hooters girl is something to aspire too...


I'd have no problem dating a waitress or bartender but Hooters girls...
 
2014-05-06 09:51:24 PM  
All she needs are a pair of fake tits so she'll look like the other Hooters girls.
 
2014-05-06 09:52:03 PM  
Man, that's not what wings are supposed to be about. Nice bonus, though.
 
2014-05-06 09:52:34 PM  

Thingster: Pattuq: That is the worst before / after I have ever seen.

I'm also surprised Hooters hired her, seeing as how she looks like a boy with tits.

That.

In the after picture she just looks emaciated. No tone, no curves - just not dead with some semblance of boobs.


Meth & makeup.
 
2014-05-06 09:55:13 PM  

serpent_sky: I hated being fat and every piece of clothing that falls off me brings me joy.


Every piece of clothing that falls off you brings us all joy.
 
2014-05-06 10:08:37 PM  

The One True TheDavid: Thingster: Pattuq: That is the worst before / after I have ever seen.

I'm also surprised Hooters hired her, seeing as how she looks like a boy with tits.

That.

In the after picture she just looks emaciated. No tone, no curves - just not dead with some semblance of boobs.

Meth & makeup.


Oh, I've seen it. Lived in mid-missouri for a decade. It was rare to see a gas station attendant outside of a college town that had teeth, those that did were rotted around the sides so bad that it hurt to look at the teeth.

Nasty shiat.
 
2014-05-06 10:12:13 PM  

gja: Danger Avoid Death: Skr: Needlessly Complicated: Snarfangel: Just as an idle thought which in no way has anything to do with the article, but I wonder what they would call a restaurant featuring male hunks, assuming women had the same sex drive as men. "Stiffies"?

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So....eating a big bag of Dick's might not be so bad?


as long as you don't choke. rookie mistake.
 
2014-05-06 10:14:17 PM  

Snarfangel: Just as an idle thought which in no way has anything to do with the article, but I wonder what they would call a restaurant featuring male hunks, assuming women had the same sex drive as men. "Stiffies"?


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2014-05-06 10:14:31 PM  

Thingster: Oh, I've seen it. Lived in mid-missouri for a decade. It was rare to see a gas station attendant outside of a college town that had teeth, those that did were rotted around the sides so bad that it hurt to look at the teeth.

Nasty shiat.


I see you've been to a Casey's General Store before.
 
2014-05-06 10:14:40 PM  

edmo: Relevant


Okey dokey
 
2014-05-06 10:17:01 PM  

TheOther: serpent_sky: I hated being fat and every piece of clothing that falls off me brings me joy.

Every piece of clothing that falls off you brings us all joy.


Lol nice
 
2014-05-06 10:18:03 PM  
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It only took a minute. Why is she complaining?
 
2014-05-06 10:19:01 PM  

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2014-05-06 10:20:42 PM  

akya: Cyberluddite: A year ago, Cearra Swetman was out to dinner with her family when a drunk stranger made a comment about her clothing - a Hooters restaurant t-shirt. Ms.Swetman, who nearly weighed 250 pounds at the time, says that the man cracked, "You don't look like a Hooter's girl I've ever seen." As WFTX FOX 4 News reports, the Florida woman decided to use that insult as inspiration.

Maybe she should've use the simple fact that she weighed 250 lbs. as inspiration, rather than instead waiting around for some random rude drunken insult to motivate her.

This. Fat people are always saying how shaming does more harm then good, but this article suggests otherwise.

/Now you can feel good about being a jerk.


Pathetic that being a Hooters waitress was her greatest aspiration but whatever works I guess.
 
2014-05-06 10:21:12 PM  
Not much to contribute to the thread except, don't fark with alternate-universe Hooters Tina Fey.

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2014-05-06 10:25:51 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Skr: Needlessly Complicated: Snarfangel: Just as an idle thought which in no way has anything to do with the article, but I wonder what they would call a restaurant featuring male hunks, assuming women had the same sex drive as men. "Stiffies"?

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Hah, "eat a bag of Dick's."
 
2014-05-06 10:40:11 PM  

Mentalpatient87: Danger Avoid Death: Skr: Needlessly Complicated: Snarfangel: Just as an idle thought which in no way has anything to do with the article, but I wonder what they would call a restaurant featuring male hunks, assuming women had the same sex drive as men. "Stiffies"?

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Hah, "eat a bag of Dick's."


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Happily I do.
Mmm, hot, greasy Dick's.
 
2014-05-06 10:42:12 PM  

gja: Danger Avoid Death: Skr: Needlessly Complicated: Snarfangel: Just as an idle thought which in no way has anything to do with the article, but I wonder what they would call a restaurant featuring male hunks, assuming women had the same sex drive as men. "Stiffies"?

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So....eating a big bag of Dick's might not be so bad?


Huh....I got a time out for posting something similar. Context is everything.
 
2014-05-06 10:44:32 PM  

abhorrent1: How did she lose the weight? It's the same old boring answer: a proper diet.

Wow that's one weird trick. A shocking weight-loss secret even. I bet she lied because actually SHE DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW!


LOL.

Funny  how when you actually FOLLOW a diet, it works.  In fact, they all work if you follow them.  When you hear someone say "I tried the XXX Diet and it didn't work".   That just means they didn't actually follow the diet....if they had, they'd have lost weight.
 
2014-05-06 10:47:53 PM  
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2014-05-06 11:10:10 PM  
Good for her, she realized her five year plan.
 
2014-05-06 11:22:56 PM  

akya: This. Fat people are always saying how shaming does more harm then good, but this article suggests otherwise.

/Now you can feel good about being a jerk.


I must be a jerk to make better women decorations?  Interesting.

*looks at after picture*
*shudders*
*walks away confused*
 
2014-05-06 11:34:04 PM  

serpent_sky: I had a fight with one of my boyfriends and he called me fat.


Worst boyfriend ever! You can call a woman a whore, a biatch, a slut... But never, ever call a woman fat.

Hopefully he's now an ex.
 
2014-05-06 11:42:58 PM  

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Fake hair, pillow... Halloween, right?
 
2014-05-06 11:43:49 PM  
How long has her sister had cancer? She had short hair in the before picture too.
 
2014-05-06 11:52:30 PM  
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2014-05-06 11:53:59 PM  

Big_Doofus: cheap_thoughts: Nah, I'll stay fat. Thankyouverymuch.

Aha!  Attention whore trolling for comments.  I'm sure you'll get a few!


Yup, including one from you!

/don't feed the attention whore!
//wait, on second thought, do! I'm a hungry biatch
 
2014-05-07 12:00:14 AM  

Pincy: ...dies in tragic blimp accident over the Rose Bowl?


Goodyear?
 
2014-05-07 12:21:03 AM  

akya: Cyberluddite: A year ago, Cearra Swetman was out to dinner with her family when a drunk stranger made a comment about her clothing - a Hooters restaurant t-shirt. Ms.Swetman, who nearly weighed 250 pounds at the time, says that the man cracked, "You don't look like a Hooter's girl I've ever seen." As WFTX FOX 4 News reports, the Florida woman decided to use that insult as inspiration.

Maybe she should've use the simple fact that she weighed 250 lbs. as inspiration, rather than instead waiting around for some random rude drunken insult to motivate her.

This. Fat people are always saying how shaming does more harm then good, but this article suggests otherwise.

/Now you can feel good about being a jerk.


Why would someone who feels good about being fat lose weight?

/not that there's anyone sho doesn't hate being fat.
//shaming worked for me.
 
2014-05-07 12:39:59 AM  
Why is it that after losing a significant amount of weight, women feel the need to do something completely stupid to their hair?
 
2014-05-07 12:40:13 AM  
But she's still butt ugly even 130 pounds lighter.
 
2014-05-07 12:59:34 AM  
Easiest way for a Hooters girl to lose 250lbs? Roll the 250lb Farker off.
 
2014-05-07 01:22:03 AM  
You're going to put a years worth of effort in, and your goal is to be a Hooters employee?

You need to set yourself some higher goals.  Seriously.
 
2014-05-07 01:22:30 AM  
Looking at the before images, I see no way that she could have been 250 pounds.  I'm 6'2" and 210, and have been up to 230 pounds a few times.  I have a pretty good idea what that weight range looks like for my height, and she'd have to be even taller than me.  So, either the pictures and video have some sort of incredible visual trick that's hiding the fact that she's 6'4", or she's lying to make her weight loss story more impressive.
 
2014-05-07 01:38:06 AM  

7th Son of a 7th Son: Pincy: ...dies in tragic blimp accident over the Rose Bowl?

Goodyear?


No, the worst.
 
2014-05-07 02:06:43 AM  

cheap_thoughts: Big_Doofus: cheap_thoughts:

Nah, I'll stay fat. Thankyouverymuch.

Aha!  Attention whore trolling for comments.  I'm sure you'll get a few!

Yup, including one from you!

/don't feed the attention whore!
//wait, on second thought, do! I'm a hungry biatch


Hi, how're you doin'?

I don't think you're too fat. Plush, that's the word. And young. And too far away and perhaps too sensible to challenge my limits with anything like a real relationship. Actually these days exchanging a few remarks about the weather is too close to a dangerous tryst. IYKWIM.

Now me, I'm abdominally protuberant. And O-L-D. And I drink. "It's not that we want you to think Uncle Davy's drinking is acceptable or that you should do it," said my sister to my niece, "it's just he's the only brother I've got, and as long as he keeps within certain bounds it's okay if he comes around now & then." And the last time I was there the niece patted my chest and said "You can come back."

From what I gather she's gathered of me kid's been just about scared straight-edge. Someday I'll write a memoir/self-help book called "Stupid Things I Did" that people can buy for their kids. It'd be good to set an example, albeit a negative one.

But anyway. Wanna swap attention in public? We'll stun them all!
 
2014-05-07 02:07:43 AM  

TerminalEchoes: But she's still butt ugly even 130 pounds lighter.


You're kidding. She was cuter fat.
 
2014-05-07 03:27:56 AM  

Pacfanweb: Funny how when you actually FOLLOW a diet, it works. In fact, they all work if you follow them. When you hear someone say "I tried the XXX Diet and it didn't work". That just means they didn't actually follow the diet....if they had, they'd have lost weight


No, you have to make lifestyle changes.  Diets are fine but temporary,

I despise sweet foods. Couldn't pay me to eat cookies or cake.

I eat small portions... far smaller than "average".

I drink almots a gallon of water a day.

And I walked and did yoga a LOT before I broke my wrist and will go back as soon as the doctor clears me.
 
2014-05-07 05:32:56 AM  

serpent_sky: I hate food, I hated being fat and every piece of clothing that falls off me brings me joy.  Any "fat activist" who claims differently is a liar.



How the hell do you get fat in the first place if you hate food?

/loves food
 
2014-05-07 06:13:58 AM  

Nidiot: How the hell do you get fat in the first place if you hate food?

/loves food


Training.  I taught myself to hate most food.
 
2014-05-07 06:58:10 AM  

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2014-05-07 08:28:13 AM  

Pacfanweb: abhorrent1: How did she lose the weight? It's the same old boring answer: a proper diet.

Wow that's one weird trick. A shocking weight-loss secret even. I bet she lied because actually SHE DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW!

LOL.

Funny  how when you actually FOLLOW a diet, it works.  In fact, they all work if you follow them.  When you hear someone say "I tried the XXX Diet and it didn't work".   That just means they didn't actually follow the diet....if they had, they'd have lost weight.


No True Atkins?
 
2014-05-07 08:38:18 AM  
She still doesn't look like any Hooters girl I've ever seen.
 
2014-05-07 09:17:01 AM  

Snarfangel: Just as an idle thought which in no way has anything to do with the article, but I wonder what they would call a restaurant featuring male hunks, assuming women had the same sex drive as men. "Stiffies"?


"Weiners."  The mascot would be a dachsund.
 
2014-05-07 09:21:43 AM  
Annd I can't spell.  You know what I mean.
 
2014-05-07 11:21:27 AM  

The Yattering: Why is it that after losing a significant amount of weight, women feel the need to do something completely stupid to their hair?


This.

Real answer: They want to distance themselves from a perceived "former self."
Deep answer: There is no "former self." You can change and still be you. In fact, you can't change and not still be you. Make peace with your past.
 
2014-05-07 11:24:57 AM  

Emposter: Looking at the before images, I see no way that she could have been 250 pounds.  I'm 6'2" and 210, and have been up to 230 pounds a few times.  I have a pretty good idea what that weight range looks like for my height, and she'd have to be even taller than me.  So, either the pictures and video have some sort of incredible visual trick that's hiding the fact that she's 6'4", or she's lying to make her weight loss story more impressive.


I carry my fat on my upper back. So until I get to be about 190lbs (which I'm over, but I'm working on it) I look almost the same as I do at 170lbs. Under 170 I look great, but no better if I'm at 160. Everybody's shaped differently. Plus, when someone is fat it's hard to see how much muscle they have, which weighs more. "Guess Your Weight" is a harder game than most people think.
 
2014-05-07 12:53:42 PM  

Snarfangel: Just as an idle thought which in no way has anything to do with the article, but I wonder what they would call a restaurant featuring male hunks, assuming women had the same sex drive as men. "Stiffies"?



Got news for you. Plenty of us women out there that have the same or higher sex drives than men. The reason you don't see restaurants catering to us is that we never have any problems finding guys that want to get naked for us.
 
2014-05-07 05:47:10 PM  
I never liked hooters, because I do not care for pantyhose on women.
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The girl in the article looks pretty bad now even though she has lost the weight. She needs to tone up and grow some hair.
 
2014-05-07 05:48:47 PM  

Snarfangel: Just as an idle thought which in no way has anything to do with the article, but I wonder what they would call a restaurant featuring male hunks, assuming women had the same sex drive as men. "Stiffies"?


Dick's Hangout.
 
2014-05-07 08:32:41 PM  
Now she just needs to work on her posture. Push 'em out, girl. They really could use it.
 
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