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(TSN)   TSN combats losing NHL rights by creating 3 new sports networks... Get ready to watch exciting sports such as the Keep Away World Championship and the World Masturbating Challenge   (tsn.ca) divider line 33
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647 clicks; posted to Sports » on 06 May 2014 at 9:44 PM (47 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-05-06 09:04:14 PM  
I'll take on the job of screening the TFettes for the WMC.
 
2014-05-06 09:15:45 PM  
If Bob McKenzie is involved, I'm not watching.
 
2014-05-06 09:44:40 PM  
Birdies are whispering about AHL and CHL(WHL, OHL, QMJHL)....   the Jr. Tournament is ratings gold, the league play for these kids might get a few eyeballs with some decent coverage...  And the AHL is really good hockey almost no one watches, so better coverage there, it might grow to be a hit too...
 
2014-05-06 10:24:32 PM  
"World Masterbating Challenge": someone decided to make FarkTV into a reality show?

/TFA: good luck. you're gonna need it.
 
2014-05-06 10:26:03 PM  
Because 2 channels of 'insiders' over analyzing the Leafs wasn't enough.
 
2014-05-06 10:31:08 PM  
When does the Ocho go live?

or

I'd watch the Hide-and-Go-Seek Championships
 
2014-05-06 10:32:52 PM  
TSN Ocho?
 
2014-05-06 10:34:47 PM  
Hey, I was in training to compete in the World Masturbating Challenge. In my mock run I finished second, seventh and thirteenth.

Then I pulled a muscle. Like taking an arrow to the knee.
 
2014-05-06 10:34:47 PM  

New Age Redneck: TSN Ocho?


TSN Huit.

/RDS Huit?
 
2014-05-06 10:37:37 PM  
So they'll show all the stuff they showed when the NHL was on strike.
 
2014-05-06 10:38:21 PM  

CyberKultist: "World Masterbating Challenge": someone decided to make FarkTV into a reality show?

/TFA: good luck. you're gonna need it.


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2014-05-06 10:44:08 PM  
Hoping for the international Rock-Paper-Scissors tournament.
 
2014-05-06 10:52:08 PM  

LessO2: CyberKultist: "World Masterbating Challenge": someone decided to make FarkTV into a reality show?

/TFA: good luck. you're gonna need it.

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i291.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-06 11:20:00 PM  

CyberKultist: "World Masterbating Challenge": someone decided to make FarkTV into a reality show?

/TFA: good luck. you're gonna need it.


I think that kotaku had an article about a year or so ago about the Japanese "winner" of some masturbation contest....So a world championship isn't too far fetched.
 
2014-05-07 01:08:12 AM  

Special J: Because 2 channels of 'insiders' over analyzing the Leafs wasn't enough.


You obviously have never heard of Sportsnet.
 
2014-05-07 01:11:12 AM  
That's some nice jackin' there!

img.fark.net

Right you are, Cotton!
 
2014-05-07 01:17:43 AM  
Sorry, TSN can't show the World Mastubating Challenge, Sportsnet got the rights to Leaf playoff games.
 
2014-05-07 01:20:26 AM  
I feel fairly confident I could medal in the WMC. Am I saying I could just walk into the Socktagon and walk out with the the Golden Forearm? By no means. Does it mean I'm going to jury rig a fleshlight to a paint shaker for the purposes of "training?" Probably.

/First and foremost I'd like to thank our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ for blessing me with the talent to sling rope better than any other man on the skeet and through his love all things are possible.
//I'd like to thank my sponsors at Gatorade, Quaker State, and Irwin Tools. They make the best pressure clamps in the business.
/// Mom, Dad are you watching? We did it!!!
 
2014-05-07 01:39:55 AM  

Special J: Because 2 channels of 'insiders' over analyzing the Leafs wasn't enough.


Hell CFL season should be interesting. They can time shift to have games broadcast a different quarter on each channel with one to spare.

Which means that they can have a spare one to show Winnipeg Blue Bombers follies 24/7.

/Roughrider fan
//welcome back to the west biatches.
 
2014-05-07 02:38:06 AM  
Let's be honest. We're all curious as to how far a man could push his stamina in the name of winning a competition.  Eating competitions have created human beings that can eat 50+ hot dogs in a single setting. This would be way more fun than that to train for!

I bet a pro could pop off 5 times in 30 minutes.
 
2014-05-07 03:00:43 AM  

Fark - You Ignorant Slut: Does it mean I'm going to jury rig a fleshlight to a paint shaker for the purposes of "training?" Probably.


It's too bad I don't have a paint shaker in my garage, otherwise I'd probably be there now, rigging up that wonderful idea of yours. Of course, I'd need to buy a fleshlight too.

 Come to think of it, I don't even have a garage. But STILL, for academic reasons!

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-05-07 07:53:05 AM  
Foolkiller:
I'd watch the Hide-and-Go-Seek Championships

The BBC already has that covered.
 
2014-05-07 08:12:39 AM  

sno man: Birdies are whispering about AHL and CHL(WHL, OHL, QMJHL)....   the Jr. Tournament is ratings gold, the league play for these kids might get a few eyeballs with some decent coverage...  And the AHL is really good hockey almost no one watches, so better coverage there, it might grow to be a hit too...


...and no Bergman.
 
2014-05-07 09:03:01 AM  
So is the WMC an endurance race or a sprint?

/asking for a friend
 
2014-05-07 09:23:32 AM  
Wondering if anyone can help me.

I just moved to Michigan from Manitoba. I'm a diehard Bomber fan without cable TV. Does anyone how I can go about getting this TSN Go for my iphone down here in the States? Thankfully I can watch my Jets miss the playoffs on the NHL app on my ps3 and iphone, but I REALLY want to watch my Bombers go 2-16 this year, or maybe improve to 4-14 this year, if there's a season at all, thanks to a retarded PA that doesn't realize how lucky they are to be playing pro ball.
 
2014-05-07 10:35:50 AM  

UncleStumpy: Wondering if anyone can help me.

I just moved to Michigan from Manitoba. I'm a diehard Bomber fan without cable TV. Does anyone how I can go about getting this TSN Go for my iphone down here in the States? Thankfully I can watch my Jets miss the playoffs on the NHL app on my ps3 and iphone, but I REALLY want to watch my Bombers go 2-16 this year, or maybe improve to 4-14 this year, if there's a season at all, thanks to a retarded PA that doesn't realize how lucky they are to be playing pro ball.


Can you get ESPN3?  It's an internet thing.  I don't think there will be a work stoppage, but the players do need to get some money out of the new deal that's for sure.

On the other hand do you really want to watch the Bombers?  How's about I send you a 2x4 and you just hit yourself in the head until you go unconscious?

/tunes up banjo
 
2014-05-07 10:39:45 AM  

Fark - You Ignorant Slut: I feel fairly confident I could medal in the WMC. Am I saying I could just walk into the Socktagon and walk out with the the Golden Forearm? By no means. Does it mean I'm going to jury rig a fleshlight to a paint shaker for the purposes of "training?" Probably.

/First and foremost I'd like to thank our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ for blessing me with the talent to sling rope better than any other man on the skeet and through his love all things are possible.
//I'd like to thank my sponsors at Gatorade, Quaker State, and Irwin Tools. They make the best pressure clamps in the business.
/// Mom, Dad are you watching? We did it!!!


Made my morning - thanks
 
2014-05-07 11:51:29 AM  

UncleStumpy: Wondering if anyone can help me.

I just moved to Michigan from Manitoba. I'm a diehard Bomber fan without cable TV. Does anyone how I can go about getting this TSN Go for my iphone down here in the States? Thankfully I can watch my Jets miss the playoffs on the NHL app on my ps3 and iphone, but I REALLY want to watch my Bombers go 2-16 this year, or maybe improve to 4-14 this year, if there's a season at all, thanks to a retarded PA that doesn't realize how lucky they are to be playing pro ball.


You're not in PlaP anymore? At least I hope you're in a nice part of Michigan.
 
2014-05-07 12:27:20 PM  
With Speed channel going away, maybe they could pick up some more racing.
 
2014-05-07 12:31:22 PM  
RUGBY.  A game or two a week, Super 12, club games from Aus, S.A., N.Z., England, France, Wales etc., international friendlies.  Is that too much to ask?  You can schedule them at 3am - I've got a PVR...

But not 'League' - that shiate ain't Proper rugby.
 
2014-05-07 01:29:30 PM  
So more poker and TV broadcasts of radio shows.
 
2014-05-07 01:42:42 PM  
More strongmen ... I want to see a burly swede wearing a Volkswagen as a skirt doing the 100 yard dash.
 
2014-05-07 09:03:23 PM  
Finally, a place to watch the Olympic qualifiers for the trampoline.
 
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