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(WSBTV)   Man uses pitchfork to rob Waffle House, then bales   (wsbtv.com) divider line 35
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2014-05-06 05:40:10 PM
"Once he didn't have a pitchfork, he wasn't as brazen. I know that," Summers said


Oh no, look out! He's got a spade this time!!!
 
2014-05-06 06:12:21 PM
Police sketch
www.pbs.org
 
2014-05-06 06:13:16 PM
Police have released an artist's rendering of the suspect:

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-05-06 06:19:26 PM
Repeat offender
 
2014-05-06 06:59:20 PM
*clears throat and shakes tiny fist at phlegmmo*
 
2014-05-06 07:03:50 PM

Danger Avoid Death: *clears throat and shakes tiny fist at phlegmmo*


Great minds and all that.

: )
 
2014-05-06 07:26:01 PM
just making hay when the sun is shining
 
2014-05-06 07:29:25 PM
They already identified him; he's forked for sure.
 
2014-05-06 07:32:13 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-06 07:35:04 PM
Brilliant!  Imagine how many waffles you can fit on a pitch fork!
 
2014-05-06 07:36:05 PM
Trying to bring  country back into the metro area.  Norcross is known to be very redneck free.
 
2014-05-06 07:37:32 PM
He used pretentious album reviews to rob a Waffle House? Crafty.
 
2014-05-06 07:40:55 PM

rev. dave: Trying to bring  country back into the metro area.  Norcross is known to be very redneck free.


What a clever way to say it's full of !BONNNNGGGGGG!
 
2014-05-06 07:40:56 PM
Later in the day suspect was observed pitching a tent. Hoping to get forked.
 
2014-05-06 07:41:57 PM
www.tagcc.org
 
2014-05-06 07:45:12 PM
 
2014-05-06 07:49:46 PM

Give me the cash,
Goodbye gotta dash,
Green money we are there!

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2014-05-06 07:51:44 PM
I'll say it again...

what has 5 eyes and 7 teeth?
 
2014-05-06 07:52:48 PM
the night crew at Waffle House

img.fark.net
 
2014-05-06 07:58:38 PM

steklo: the night crew at Waffle House

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Ed Asner?
 
2014-05-06 07:58:50 PM
Again...
 
2014-05-06 08:00:49 PM
Surveillance footage of the suspect:

img3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-05-06 08:03:21 PM

kling_klang_bed: Surveillance footage of the suspect:

[img3.wikia.nocookie.net image 850x855]


I'm sure some pedantic geek will point out that that is a trident and not a pitchfork. But not me.
 
2014-05-06 08:03:59 PM
Finding him will be like finding a needle in a ... you know, a pile of hay.
 
2014-05-06 08:07:15 PM
You all deride, but I'm trying to think of a more appropriate weapon with which to rob a waffle house.  Really the only one I can think of is a shotgun taken off a rack on the back of a pickup truck and loaded with rock salt.
 
2014-05-06 08:08:55 PM

Precision Boobery: You all deride, but I'm trying to think of a more appropriate weapon with which to rob a waffle house.  Really the only one I can think of is a shotgun taken off a rack on the back of a pickup truck and loaded with rock salt.


Your stripper girlfriend's clear heeled stilleto.
 
2014-05-06 08:13:42 PM

Precision Boobery: You all deride, but I'm trying to think of a more appropriate weapon with which to rob a waffle house.


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-05-06 08:52:29 PM
Wanted for questioning.

img.fark.net
 
2014-05-06 09:04:07 PM
How much cash does a Waffle House keep in the till?  $50?
 
2014-05-06 09:10:16 PM

Random Internet Persona: MustardTiger:

o.O


ಠ_ಠ
 
2014-05-06 09:11:02 PM
Better than a pitchspoon.
www.blahblahblahg.com
 
2014-05-06 10:15:45 PM
 
2014-05-06 10:32:14 PM

The Muthaship: Your stripper girlfriend's clear heeled stilleto.


Danger Avoid Death: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 437x311]

S

crew you guys and your better answers.


NoMessiahInHere: Wanted for questioning.

[img.fark.net image 292x173]


Christian Bale is a good-looking man, but goddamn if that doesn't look like a plastic Halloween mask.
 
2014-05-06 10:34:53 PM

Precision Boobery: goddamn if that doesn't look like a plastic Halloween mask.


No, I got it.  Remember those Duracell commercials with the weirdo plastic family?  That's what it looks like.
 
2014-05-07 11:48:33 AM
And y'all wonder why we want our guhns.

/late to the thread, not making popcorn
 
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