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(Sun Sentinel)   A fully-operation marijuana lab concealed by a covered pool. Cheech and Chong should make a movie about this   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 64
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2014-05-06 07:18:05 PM

theflatline: I have a huge work bench and this year Floridas winter lasted a little longer, so seedlings I had started for my garden. Tomato, watermelon, cucumber, okra, and about five different types of hot peppers. Around 120 in total, I brought inside and placed a lamp over them. These guys saw it and thought it must be some kind of grow up, and broke in.When they got in they could read the labels on my trays, and see it was not pot.So, for their troubles they took an air compressor, a floor jack, and a broken microwave.The cops caught them and told them I was a clandestine farmer of the herb. One was wanted for assault and the other was on parole for armed robbery.I am all for weed, but any drug business attracts unsavory characters.


Except in this case, tomato, watermelon, cucumber, okra, and about five different types of hot peppers attracted unsavory characters.  Your neighbors must be pretty pissed.
 
2014-05-06 07:21:05 PM
maybe someday, we can just grow it in our front yards...

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2014-05-06 07:27:43 PM
I find this to be a relief. I think of all those kids out there that will have more motivation and an IQ 8 points higher now this weed is off the street..

These police officers are heroes.
 
2014-05-06 07:39:22 PM

theflatline: Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: theflatline: rorgus: Happy to see Florida has solved all their unsolved cases. Captured all their fugitives. Found all missing persons. Cured cancer. To move on to ruining a family's life. I am also sure it didn't cost an obscene amount of money to get that "tip" and to arrest the family.

I have no problem with pot, but I would be pretty pissed if my neighbor had a large grow op and was distributing his wares from his house.

Why?  because it would attract all types of unsavory characters into the hood.   "Lets go steal all that dudes weed, fark it when we shoot a couple of neighbors".

I have a carriage house that was broken into by a couple of geniuses who thought I was growing weed.

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I have a huge work bench and this year Floridas winter lasted a little longer, so seedlings I had started for my garden. Tomato, watermelon, cucumber, okra, and about five different types of hot peppers.  Around 120 in total, I brought inside and placed a lamp over them.  These guys saw it and thought it must be some kind of grow up, and broke in.

When they got in they could read the labels on my trays, and see it was not pot.

So, for their troubles they took an air compressor, a floor jack, and a broken microwave.

The cops caught them and told them I was a clandestine farmer of the herb.  One was wanted for assault and the other was on parole for armed robbery.

I am all for weed, but any drug business attracts unsavory characters.


CS, bro. Though you neglected to mention the part where they shot your neighbors.
 
2014-05-06 07:47:30 PM

Mentalpatient87: thisisyourbrainonFark: As a Coloradan I'm getting a kick out of this thread.

As a recently arrived refugee from Indiana, I'll share that kick with you and pack a bowl.


(Internet high five) Hmm, decisions, decisions.

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Yeah, the prices are high (heh) but there are already price wars going on that will rectify that over time.
 
2014-05-06 07:57:50 PM
Lower or equal to where I came from, actually.
 
2014-05-06 08:06:06 PM
How to grow marijuana:  a guide for the complete idiot.

Step 1:  Move to Colorado you farkwit!

Step 2:  NOW you can grow your weed.
 
2014-05-06 08:10:43 PM
Came for the Thunderbird 1 launch sequence, leaving disappointed.
 
2014-05-06 08:37:09 PM

thisisyourbrainonFark: Mentalpatient87: thisisyourbrainonFark: As a Coloradan I'm getting a kick out of this thread.

As a recently arrived refugee from Indiana, I'll share that kick with you and pack a bowl.

(Internet high five) Hmm, decisions, decisions.



Yeah, the prices are high (heh) but there are already price wars going on that will rectify that over time.


We will be getting a kick out of it in WA state soon as well, just as soon as we get our shiat together and get the stores opened. Our state government is seriously dragging its heels.
 
2014-05-06 08:47:18 PM

Mad_Radhu: thisisyourbrainonFark: Mentalpatient87: thisisyourbrainonFark: As a Coloradan I'm getting a kick out of this thread.

As a recently arrived refugee from Indiana, I'll share that kick with you and pack a bowl.

(Internet high five) Hmm, decisions, decisions.

Yeah, the prices are high (heh) but there are already price wars going on that will rectify that over time.

We will be getting a kick out of it in WA state soon as well, just as soon as we get our shiat together and get the stores opened. Our state government is seriously dragging its heels.


I'll say. What are you guys smoking out there anyway that makes the process so slooooooooooow?
 
2014-05-06 09:45:08 PM
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wanna get high?

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2014-05-06 09:50:39 PM
I thought labs involved a clean room etc, not a drain in the floor.
If they used manufacturing facility, it would have been just as strange but would fit a little better.
 
2014-05-07 06:28:14 AM

teenage mutant ninja rapist: Ya the first thing I thought to myself is what the fark is a marijuana lab?


A pot of dirt and some lights.
 
2014-05-07 01:39:42 PM

neongoats: JesusJuice: The only way I could possible conceive of it being comparable to a method lab is if they were using propane or methane to extract amber. Otherwise, ridiculous fearmongering by redneck reporter.

This reads like a fake craigslist post.

Using methane to extract the amber? From the pot plants? Lolwut.


"Amber" is a term for extremely pure hash. It's sticky, partly translucent, and has a yellowish color. Methane is one of the solvents that can be used to extract it. The problem is some people do this in enclosed spaces, and lots of liquid methane/butane in an enclosed space can cause an explosion.
 
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