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(CNN)   Lewinsky opens her mouth on Clinton   (cnn.com) divider line 31
    More: Amusing, Monica Lewinsky, Bill Clinton, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, blue dress  
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6749 clicks; posted to Politics » on 06 May 2014 at 5:26 PM (32 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-05-06 05:31:27 PM  
7 votes:
I'll give her a second chance, but she'll probably blow it.
2014-05-06 05:34:45 PM  
6 votes:

WTF Indeed: The best part about Lewinski threads are the guys that come


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You called?
2014-05-06 05:31:59 PM  
6 votes:
Subbie, close but no cigar on headline.
2014-05-06 05:42:40 PM  
4 votes:
Sounds like the whole affair left a bad taste in her mouth.
2014-05-06 05:40:09 PM  
4 votes:

AteMyBrain: Oh my goodness! What coincidental timing!

Buried deep within the cavern of complete obscurity for over a decade, and pops back up just as the Clinton train gets rolling again.

Almost...seems...


Should we really be using "Clinton" and "train" in the same sentence?
2014-05-06 07:04:49 PM  
3 votes:

lindalouwho: I'd like to think she's in Joe Biden's office right this second, casually saying "Ya know Joe, there is this one thing you could do for me that I would reward you by not running for President. Then you'd have a shot."


theblacksphere.net

OK but I gotta warn you Hill -- once you've had a hit of Big Joe you won't be able to walk for a week
2014-05-06 05:47:32 PM  
3 votes:

WTF Indeed: The best part about Lewinski threads are the guys that come in about 3/4 of the way through and talk about how hot she was/is.


yeah ... I'm that guy.

I'm 38 (2 years younger than her) - she was exactly what I was looking for back in the day - a fatter version of a 90210 character with questionable morals

/I still love her
2014-05-06 06:46:06 PM  
2 votes:

Marshal805: The only good thing that came from that whole incident was the jokes.


You mean hole incident.
2014-05-06 06:29:12 PM  
2 votes:
imageshack.com
2014-05-06 06:11:11 PM  
2 votes:

Mikeyworld: Anyone else see republican shenanigans here? The timing is certainly suspicious. Or maybe she's gone all teabag..

/wasn't a real issue then, ain't one now.


Hilary: Monica, if you've got something to say, farking say it now and not next year or I will have you killed.
2014-05-06 05:57:54 PM  
2 votes:

Point02GPA: Subbie, close but no cigar on headline.


NICE!

lindalouwho: Shut up Monica.

You farked around with a married man. YOU told everyone. Scapegoat my ass.

Shut up.


THIS. If you bang a married man, who have to own it. You can't say you're a scapegoat or whine about whatever..You knew what you did, so either go full mea culpa and actually feel sorry for what you did, or you wear your homewrecker medal the same way paratroopers covet their jumpwings. You go right up to Hillary at a big party, lock eyes, and say "Yeah, I make your husband feel the way he can't feel with you", all while putting on your big slutty-girl sunglasses and take a slow sip out of your champagne glass, a smile curling across your lips. She can slap your glasses off your face or the drink out of your hand, but you still look awesome and she's still gonna be mad and the one "Making a scene". Sure, above the board, other women will hate you, but when they catch you alone in the ladies room, they will ask you for pointers.

Monica has taken the lame middle ground..."It was consentual...But I am a scapegoat..And people said mean things". Yeah, shut up. With that wishy-washy mentality, maybe if you suck other famous penises, people might actually give a crap what you think. Or better yet, talk about your new career and (REALLY) put it all behind you.
2014-05-06 05:55:51 PM  
2 votes:
Lewinsky finally comes clean
2014-05-06 05:33:22 PM  
2 votes:

MFAWG: Has anybody asked her about Benghazi?


She did him too?

blogs.sacurrent.com
2014-05-06 05:32:44 PM  
2 votes:
Sometimes a cigar is not just a cigar.
2014-05-06 05:29:40 PM  
2 votes:
Has anybody asked her about Benghazi?
2014-05-06 04:33:00 PM  
2 votes:

borg: Thank god Linda Tripp is dead.


Plastic surgery mishap, right?
2014-05-06 10:24:38 PM  
1 votes:

ongbok: Sounds like the whole affair left a bad taste in her mouth.


Golf clap...

...or a case of clap
2014-05-06 09:03:14 PM  
1 votes:

Xcott: The problem with taking back your narrative is that you might move the Overton window by speaking truth to power, and that's bad optics


Unless we get to see her tits.
Skr
2014-05-06 08:27:24 PM  
1 votes:

TrollingForColumbine: Lewinsky finally comes clean


Lewinsky finally cleans come
2014-05-06 07:32:33 PM  
1 votes:
I would totally let her blow me.
2014-05-06 07:17:54 PM  
1 votes:

lindalouwho: Wessoman: Point02GPA: Subbie, close but no cigar on headline.

NICE!

lindalouwho: Shut up Monica.

You farked around with a married man. YOU told everyone. Scapegoat my ass.

Shut up.

THIS. If you bang a married man, who have to own it. You can't say you're a scapegoat or whine about whatever..You knew what you did, so either go full mea culpa and actually feel sorry for what you did, or you wear your homewrecker medal the same way paratroopers covet their jumpwings. You go right up to Hillary at a big party, lock eyes, and say "Yeah, I make your husband feel the way he can't feel with you", all while putting on your big slutty-girl sunglasses and take a slow sip out of your champagne glass, a smile curling across your lips. She can slap your glasses off your face or the drink out of your hand, but you still look awesome and she's still gonna be mad and the one "Making a scene". Sure, above the board, other women will hate you, but when they catch you alone in the ladies room, they will ask you for pointers.

Monica has taken the lame middle ground..."It was consentual...But I am a scapegoat..And people said mean things". Yeah, shut up. With that wishy-washy mentality, maybe if you suck other famous penises, people might actually give a crap what you think. Or better yet, talk about your new career and (REALLY) put it all behind you.

*fistbump*

tho i'd love Hillary to at least run - I think she's tired. And the coming grandchild may already be a game changer. She shouldn't have to bear this biatch again.

I'd like to think she's in Joe Biden's office right this second, casually saying "Ya know Joe, there is this one thing you could do for me that I would reward you by not running for President. Then you'd have a shot."

/shot for a shot


Sorry to hear you two got dumped for younger women. Can't imagine why considering how pleasant you sound.
2014-05-06 06:53:21 PM  
1 votes:

Fusilier: lindalouwho: RoyHobbs22: lindalouwho: Wessoman: Point02GPA: Subbie, close but no cigar on headline.


*fistbump*

tho i'd love Hillary to at least run - I think she's tired. And the coming grandchild may already be a game changer. She shouldn't have to bear this biatch again.

I'd like to think she's in Joe Biden's office right this second, casually saying "Ya know Joe, there is this one thing you could do for me that I would reward you by not running for President. Then you'd have a shot."

/shot for a shot

Omg I'm sick as a dog the last two days and that pic just slayed me lol I lost my voice, so a long series of high-pitched squeaks came out - I'm in tears. The neighbors surely think there's been a sudden invasion of vermin.

Anyways, being older and having to endure the many indignities of Monica, being a women I feel she must be stopped. Hillary, whether you like her or not, should not have to endure this.

/fantasizing is good for the soul
//hate hate hate Monica, and I've rarely hated at all
///thanks for the laugh!

Yeah, the Clinton's marriage was so idyllic before that slut darkened the door to the oval office.


Not a factor.

Good God man, she tried to take down a Preident with a cum stain. That's what makes her especially despicable.

Mot many have to have an affair play out in public. Fewer still have to put up with it farkin forever. You have no idea where I'm coming from, so you're only projecting, dude.
2014-05-06 06:15:34 PM  
1 votes:

wildcardjack: The ship of state is the only one that leaks from the top.


trickle down?
2014-05-06 06:06:53 PM  
1 votes:

abhorrent1: Her hair style annoys me. Is that weird?


How's it look from above?
2014-05-06 05:47:06 PM  
1 votes:

jst3p: Fact I did not know about her until today:

Monica Lewinsky had a long-running affair with a married man -- her high school drama teacher. It began just after Lewinsky's graduation in 1991, and ended in 1997, when his wife found out. During that time Lewinsky often babysat for their children.


Drama Queen
2014-05-06 05:46:20 PM  
1 votes:

ongbok: Sounds like the whole affair left a bad taste in her mouth.


Rim shot?
2014-05-06 05:45:11 PM  
1 votes:
Lewinsky has spent a lot of time going about her life and staying away from thie. If she feels like talking about what happened, good for her. It's a part of history. A weirdly laughable part of history but significant nonetheless.

I hope there won't be any slut shaming.
2014-05-06 05:40:43 PM  
1 votes:
Say what you want about the Lewinsky/Clinton affair, I'll bet he never once referred to her as his "silly rabbit."  Let's hope no blue dresses were damaged as a result of her opening her mouth now.
2014-05-06 05:40:15 PM  
1 votes:
Opening her mouth was the whole problem. If she had swallowed, there would have been no evidence.
2014-05-06 05:32:45 PM  
1 votes:

AteMyBrain: Oh my goodness! What coincidental timing!

Buried deep within the cavern of complete obscurity for over a decade, and pops back up just as the Clinton train gets rolling again.

Almost...seems...


It's like a vast conspiracy...
2014-05-06 05:32:07 PM  
1 votes:
The best part about Lewinski threads are the guys that come in about 3/4 of the way through and talk about how hot she was/is.
 
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