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(CNN)   Lewinsky opens her mouth on Clinton   (cnn.com) divider line 26
    More: Amusing, Monica Lewinsky, Bill Clinton, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, blue dress  
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6747 clicks; posted to Politics » on 06 May 2014 at 5:26 PM (28 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-05-06 05:34:31 PM  
5 votes:
Shut up Monica.

You farked around with a married man. YOU told everyone. Scapegoat my ass.

Shut up.
2014-05-06 05:33:46 PM  
5 votes:

WTF Indeed: The best part about Lewinski threads are the guys that come in about 3/4 of the way through and talk about how hot she was/is.


www.vanityfair.com
I'll help you out. That is a pretty good looking woman right there.
2014-05-06 05:31:19 PM  
3 votes:
Oh my goodness! What coincidental timing!

Buried deep within the cavern of complete obscurity for over a decade, and pops back up just as the Clinton train gets rolling again.

Almost...seems...
2014-05-06 07:52:49 PM  
2 votes:

WTF Indeed: The best part about Lewinski threads are the guys that come in about 3/4 of the way through and talk about how hot she was/is.


I wouldn't describe her as hot, but I always thought she was pretty doable.  I think most guys that actually have sex would agree.
2014-05-06 05:57:54 PM  
2 votes:

Point02GPA: Subbie, close but no cigar on headline.


NICE!

lindalouwho: Shut up Monica.

You farked around with a married man. YOU told everyone. Scapegoat my ass.

Shut up.


THIS. If you bang a married man, who have to own it. You can't say you're a scapegoat or whine about whatever..You knew what you did, so either go full mea culpa and actually feel sorry for what you did, or you wear your homewrecker medal the same way paratroopers covet their jumpwings. You go right up to Hillary at a big party, lock eyes, and say "Yeah, I make your husband feel the way he can't feel with you", all while putting on your big slutty-girl sunglasses and take a slow sip out of your champagne glass, a smile curling across your lips. She can slap your glasses off your face or the drink out of your hand, but you still look awesome and she's still gonna be mad and the one "Making a scene". Sure, above the board, other women will hate you, but when they catch you alone in the ladies room, they will ask you for pointers.

Monica has taken the lame middle ground..."It was consentual...But I am a scapegoat..And people said mean things". Yeah, shut up. With that wishy-washy mentality, maybe if you suck other famous penises, people might actually give a crap what you think. Or better yet, talk about your new career and (REALLY) put it all behind you.
2014-05-06 05:45:11 PM  
2 votes:
Lewinsky has spent a lot of time going about her life and staying away from thie. If she feels like talking about what happened, good for her. It's a part of history. A weirdly laughable part of history but significant nonetheless.

I hope there won't be any slut shaming.
2014-05-06 10:53:40 PM  
1 votes:

lindalouwho: Shut up Monica.

You farked around with a married man. YOU told everyone. Scapegoat my ass.

Shut up.


THIS!
2014-05-06 09:27:38 PM  
1 votes:
Fusilier:
Who was that peckerwood that Jimmy Carville was referring to when he said....that's what you get when you drag a hundred dollar bill through a trailer park.

Paula Jones
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2014-05-06 09:17:12 PM  
1 votes:
ts2.mm.bing.net
2014-05-06 09:02:01 PM  
1 votes:

Callous: I'm no Hillary fan, but she and Chelsea were the only victims in this story


Knock that down to just Chelsea.

Hillary parlayed her wronged-woman status into an easy Senate win in a state where the Democratic senatorial primaries were always at least contested and usually turned into a hockey fight. Hillary showed up and ruined all the fun. New York's senate races are boring now.
2014-05-06 08:46:45 PM  
1 votes:

lindalouwho: I don't believe for a minute there's not money exchanging hands when a person tries to take down a President. And that would be one of those times that the stakes are so high that everyone does keep their mouth shut if their involved.


Not even a president is indispensable. We had four presidents die in office in the 20th century, one during a world war (now THAT's high stakes). A fifth resigned. Each time the transition went smoothly, as it would have if Clinton had resigned or been expelled.

So what's left of your position is this - an executive taking sexual advantage of a female subordinate is okay when my guy does it.
2014-05-06 08:38:18 PM  
1 votes:

lindalouwho: I can't quite put together an analogy, but this is as delusional, AW-ing, and the same lack of self-awareness that drove OJ's book "If I Did It".


You're going to compare a murderer to a needy intern with daddy issues?
2014-05-06 08:20:44 PM  
1 votes:

jst3p: Linda Tripp was the real bad guy. What kind of creep records all of their phone calls. And she told her "friend" to save a jizz stained dress? That's nasty.


Too farking bad. There's really nasty people in positions of power - and the greater the power, the greater the likelihood of its abuse. That's not anything specific to the Clintons, it's just human nature. No matter what powerful person is getting the strange, they will have no qualms about ruining the "other women" for life whenever they can get away with it. Linda Tripp may not have been a pleasant person, but she knew how shiat goes in Washington.

And so farking what if Monica gets a book deal out of this? Everybody else made bank off the scandal but she can't?
2014-05-06 07:55:17 PM  
1 votes:
FTFA: Saying that "it's time to burn the beret and bury the blue dress," Monica Lewinsky is writing for the first time about her affair with Bill Clinton....the now 40-year-old Lewinsky in the upcoming issue of Vanity Fair.

Apparently burning the beret and burying the blue dress means to bring it up again when you think it will get you the most attention.
2014-05-06 06:11:11 PM  
1 votes:

Mikeyworld: Anyone else see republican shenanigans here? The timing is certainly suspicious. Or maybe she's gone all teabag..

/wasn't a real issue then, ain't one now.


Hilary: Monica, if you've got something to say, farking say it now and not next year or I will have you killed.
2014-05-06 05:49:16 PM  
1 votes:
www.smackspot.com
2014-05-06 05:47:32 PM  
1 votes:

WTF Indeed: The best part about Lewinski threads are the guys that come in about 3/4 of the way through and talk about how hot she was/is.


yeah ... I'm that guy.

I'm 38 (2 years younger than her) - she was exactly what I was looking for back in the day - a fatter version of a 90210 character with questionable morals

/I still love her
2014-05-06 05:45:37 PM  
1 votes:
Fact I did not know about her until today:

Monica Lewinsky had a long-running affair with a married man -- her high school drama teacher. It began just after Lewinsky's graduation in 1991, and ended in 1997, when his wife found out. During that time Lewinsky often babysat for their children.
2014-05-06 05:41:38 PM  
1 votes:

Private_Citizen: Opening her mouth was the whole problem. If she had swallowed, there would have been no evidence.


Linda Tripp was the real bad guy. What kind of creep records all of their phone calls. And she told her "friend" to save a jizz stained dress? That's nasty.
2014-05-06 05:40:15 PM  
1 votes:
Opening her mouth was the whole problem. If she had swallowed, there would have been no evidence.
2014-05-06 05:39:23 PM  
1 votes:

j__z: AteMyBrain: Oh my goodness! What coincidental timing!

Buried deep within the cavern of complete obscurity for over a decade, and pops back up just as the Clinton train gets rolling again.

Almost...seems...

It's like a vast conspiracy...


Right?
2014-05-06 05:36:57 PM  
1 votes:
Everyone forgot about her so she has to talk to Vanity Fair to tell everyone to forget about her.
2014-05-06 05:35:11 PM  
1 votes:
Wow 20 years later, man how relevant.
2014-05-06 05:31:59 PM  
1 votes:
Subbie, close but no cigar on headline.
2014-05-06 05:31:27 PM  
1 votes:
I'll give her a second chance, but she'll probably blow it.
2014-05-06 05:13:50 PM  
1 votes:
gifatron.com

I propose we make this an all clapping gif thread for subs.
 
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