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2014-05-06 04:14:39 PM  
Remember what happened last time she did that! Thank god Linda Tripp is dead.
 
2014-05-06 04:33:00 PM  

borg: Thank god Linda Tripp is dead.


Plastic surgery mishap, right?
 
2014-05-06 05:13:50 PM  
gifatron.com

I propose we make this an all clapping gif thread for subs.
 
2014-05-06 05:29:40 PM  
Has anybody asked her about Benghazi?
 
2014-05-06 05:31:19 PM  
Oh my goodness! What coincidental timing!

Buried deep within the cavern of complete obscurity for over a decade, and pops back up just as the Clinton train gets rolling again.

Almost...seems...
 
2014-05-06 05:31:27 PM  
I'll give her a second chance, but she'll probably blow it.
 
2014-05-06 05:31:59 PM  
Very nice subby,  I haven't actually laughed out loud at a headline in ages.

replygif.net
 
2014-05-06 05:31:59 PM  
Subbie, close but no cigar on headline.
 
2014-05-06 05:32:07 PM  
The best part about Lewinski threads are the guys that come in about 3/4 of the way through and talk about how hot she was/is.
 
2014-05-06 05:32:44 PM  
Sometimes a cigar is not just a cigar.
 
2014-05-06 05:32:45 PM  

AteMyBrain: Oh my goodness! What coincidental timing!

Buried deep within the cavern of complete obscurity for over a decade, and pops back up just as the Clinton train gets rolling again.

Almost...seems...


It's like a vast conspiracy...
 
2014-05-06 05:33:22 PM  

MFAWG: Has anybody asked her about Benghazi?


She did him too?

blogs.sacurrent.com
 
2014-05-06 05:33:46 PM  

WTF Indeed: The best part about Lewinski threads are the guys that come in about 3/4 of the way through and talk about how hot she was/is.


www.vanityfair.com
I'll help you out. That is a pretty good looking woman right there.
 
2014-05-06 05:34:31 PM  
Shut up Monica.

You farked around with a married man. YOU told everyone. Scapegoat my ass.

Shut up.
 
2014-05-06 05:34:45 PM  

WTF Indeed: The best part about Lewinski threads are the guys that come


encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com

You called?
 
2014-05-06 05:35:11 PM  
Wow 20 years later, man how relevant.
 
2014-05-06 05:36:30 PM  
wait, what? a blow job?
/I will never stop laughing.
 
2014-05-06 05:36:57 PM  
Everyone forgot about her so she has to talk to Vanity Fair to tell everyone to forget about her.
 
2014-05-06 05:39:23 PM  

j__z: AteMyBrain: Oh my goodness! What coincidental timing!

Buried deep within the cavern of complete obscurity for over a decade, and pops back up just as the Clinton train gets rolling again.

Almost...seems...

It's like a vast conspiracy...


Right?
 
2014-05-06 05:40:09 PM  
And she rejects the "narcissistic loony toon" label, saying that she refused to cooperate with interrogators offering the then-24 year old immunity from the threat of jail time in return for wearing a wire to monitor staged conversations with two of Clinton's confidantes."

Really they wanted her to wear a wire for this?

Holy hell.
 
2014-05-06 05:40:09 PM  

AteMyBrain: Oh my goodness! What coincidental timing!

Buried deep within the cavern of complete obscurity for over a decade, and pops back up just as the Clinton train gets rolling again.

Almost...seems...


Should we really be using "Clinton" and "train" in the same sentence?
 
2014-05-06 05:40:15 PM  
Opening her mouth was the whole problem. If she had swallowed, there would have been no evidence.
 
2014-05-06 05:40:43 PM  
Say what you want about the Lewinsky/Clinton affair, I'll bet he never once referred to her as his "silly rabbit."  Let's hope no blue dresses were damaged as a result of her opening her mouth now.
 
2014-05-06 05:41:00 PM  

Delta1212: j__z: AteMyBrain: Oh my goodness! What coincidental timing!

Buried deep within the cavern of complete obscurity for over a decade, and pops back up just as the Clinton train gets rolling again.

Almost...seems...

It's like a vast conspiracy...

Right?


No, just a stain on the left.
 
2014-05-06 05:41:38 PM  

Private_Citizen: Opening her mouth was the whole problem. If she had swallowed, there would have been no evidence.


Linda Tripp was the real bad guy. What kind of creep records all of their phone calls. And she told her "friend" to save a jizz stained dress? That's nasty.
 
2014-05-06 05:42:40 PM  
Sounds like the whole affair left a bad taste in her mouth.
 
2014-05-06 05:43:38 PM  
FTFA:

"Sure, my boss took advantage of me, but I will always remain firm on this point: it was a consensual relationship."

What‽
 
2014-05-06 05:44:49 PM  

AteMyBrain: Oh my goodness! What coincidental timing!

Buried deep within the cavern of complete obscurity for over a decade, and pops back up just as the Clinton train gets rolling again.

Almost...seems...


Like a good time to make some more money of it?  If so I agree.

Gotta capitalize on these things when the opportunity comes around.

Which is probably why she smoked the presidents cigar in the first place. =D
 
2014-05-06 05:45:09 PM  
The ship of state is the only one that leaks from the top.
 
2014-05-06 05:45:11 PM  
Lewinsky has spent a lot of time going about her life and staying away from thie. If she feels like talking about what happened, good for her. It's a part of history. A weirdly laughable part of history but significant nonetheless.

I hope there won't be any slut shaming.
 
2014-05-06 05:45:37 PM  
Fact I did not know about her until today:

Monica Lewinsky had a long-running affair with a married man -- her high school drama teacher. It began just after Lewinsky's graduation in 1991, and ended in 1997, when his wife found out. During that time Lewinsky often babysat for their children.
 
2014-05-06 05:46:20 PM  

ongbok: Sounds like the whole affair left a bad taste in her mouth.


Rim shot?
 
2014-05-06 05:46:59 PM  

think_balance: FTFA:

"Sure, my boss took advantage of me, but I will always remain firm on this point: it was a consensual relationship."

What‽


He took advantage of her but she didn't feel she was coerced. She took advantage of the fact that she was in Washington to get her "presidental kneepads". At least that is what she allegedly told friends before she went.
 
2014-05-06 05:47:06 PM  

jst3p: Fact I did not know about her until today:

Monica Lewinsky had a long-running affair with a married man -- her high school drama teacher. It began just after Lewinsky's graduation in 1991, and ended in 1997, when his wife found out. During that time Lewinsky often babysat for their children.


Drama Queen
 
2014-05-06 05:47:32 PM  

WTF Indeed: The best part about Lewinski threads are the guys that come in about 3/4 of the way through and talk about how hot she was/is.


yeah ... I'm that guy.

I'm 38 (2 years younger than her) - she was exactly what I was looking for back in the day - a fatter version of a 90210 character with questionable morals

/I still love her
 
2014-05-06 05:47:37 PM  

jst3p: think_balance: FTFA:

"Sure, my boss took advantage of me, but I will always remain firm on this point: it was a consensual relationship."

What‽

He took advantage of her but she didn't feel she was coerced. He took advantage of the fact that she was in Washington to get her "presidental kneepads". At least that is what she allegedly told friends before she went.

 
2014-05-06 05:47:41 PM  
She's probably just trying to sell more handbags.

cbsla.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-05-06 05:49:00 PM  
cdn.pastemagazine.com
 
2014-05-06 05:49:02 PM  

jst3p: Fact I did not know about her until today:

Monica Lewinsky had a long-running affair with a married man -- her high school drama teacher. It began just after Lewinsky's graduation in 1991, and ended in 1997, when his wife found out. During that time Lewinsky often babysat for their children.


Reads like the plot of a juicy and salacious adult film.  Mmmm, salacious ... it's what's for dinner.
 
2014-05-06 05:49:12 PM  

p the boiler: WTF Indeed: The best part about Lewinski threads are the guys that come in about 3/4 of the way through and talk about how hot she was/is.

yeah ... I'm that guy.

I'm 38 (2 years younger than her) - she was exactly what I was looking for back in the day - a fatter version of a 90210 character with questionable morals

/I still love her


I could have written this post. She was chubby but they usually give better head.
 
2014-05-06 05:49:16 PM  
www.smackspot.com
 
2014-05-06 05:49:53 PM  
Bill Clinton Small Penis
 
2014-05-06 05:51:03 PM  
Is there a struggle for relevancy now?
/isn't some other 90's person trying this as well?
 
2014-05-06 05:51:40 PM  
So, who is the unlucky farker who ended up marrying her?

...better wear a rubber!
 
2014-05-06 05:55:13 PM  

ongbok: Sounds like the whole affair left a bad taste in her mouth.


Maybe he was served asparagus that night for dinner.  Who knows?
 
2014-05-06 05:55:51 PM  
Lewinsky finally comes clean
 
2014-05-06 05:57:10 PM  
Article comments took four replies before benghazi was brought up. Exactly the same as fark comments. Coincidence??? Yeah, probably.
 
2014-05-06 05:57:54 PM  

Point02GPA: Subbie, close but no cigar on headline.


NICE!

lindalouwho: Shut up Monica.

You farked around with a married man. YOU told everyone. Scapegoat my ass.

Shut up.


THIS. If you bang a married man, who have to own it. You can't say you're a scapegoat or whine about whatever..You knew what you did, so either go full mea culpa and actually feel sorry for what you did, or you wear your homewrecker medal the same way paratroopers covet their jumpwings. You go right up to Hillary at a big party, lock eyes, and say "Yeah, I make your husband feel the way he can't feel with you", all while putting on your big slutty-girl sunglasses and take a slow sip out of your champagne glass, a smile curling across your lips. She can slap your glasses off your face or the drink out of your hand, but you still look awesome and she's still gonna be mad and the one "Making a scene". Sure, above the board, other women will hate you, but when they catch you alone in the ladies room, they will ask you for pointers.

Monica has taken the lame middle ground..."It was consentual...But I am a scapegoat..And people said mean things". Yeah, shut up. With that wishy-washy mentality, maybe if you suck other famous penises, people might actually give a crap what you think. Or better yet, talk about your new career and (REALLY) put it all behind you.
 
2014-05-06 05:58:05 PM  
Her hair style annoys me. Is that weird?
 
2014-05-06 06:02:56 PM  
Anyone else see republican shenanigans here? The timing is certainly suspicious. Or maybe she's gone all teabag..

/wasn't a real issue then, ain't one now.
 
2014-05-06 06:05:19 PM  

blatz514: [gifatron.com image 320x230]

I propose we make this an all clapping gif thread for subs.


img.fark.net
 
2014-05-06 06:06:53 PM  

abhorrent1: Her hair style annoys me. Is that weird?


How's it look from above?
 
2014-05-06 06:11:11 PM  

Mikeyworld: Anyone else see republican shenanigans here? The timing is certainly suspicious. Or maybe she's gone all teabag..

/wasn't a real issue then, ain't one now.


Hilary: Monica, if you've got something to say, farking say it now and not next year or I will have you killed.
 
2014-05-06 06:14:11 PM  

Wessoman: Point02GPA: Subbie, close but no cigar on headline.

NICE!

lindalouwho: Shut up Monica.

You farked around with a married man. YOU told everyone. Scapegoat my ass.

Shut up.

THIS. If you bang a married man, who have to own it. You can't say you're a scapegoat or whine about whatever..You knew what you did, so either go full mea culpa and actually feel sorry for what you did, or you wear your homewrecker medal the same way paratroopers covet their jumpwings. You go right up to Hillary at a big party, lock eyes, and say "Yeah, I make your husband feel the way he can't feel with you", all while putting on your big slutty-girl sunglasses and take a slow sip out of your champagne glass, a smile curling across your lips. She can slap your glasses off your face or the drink out of your hand, but you still look awesome and she's still gonna be mad and the one "Making a scene". Sure, above the board, other women will hate you, but when they catch you alone in the ladies room, they will ask you for pointers.

Monica has taken the lame middle ground..."It was consentual...But I am a scapegoat..And people said mean things". Yeah, shut up. With that wishy-washy mentality, maybe if you suck other famous penises, people might actually give a crap what you think. Or better yet, talk about your new career and (REALLY) put it all behind you.


*fistbump*

tho i'd love Hillary to at least run - I think she's tired. And the coming grandchild may already be a game changer. She shouldn't have to bear this biatch again.

I'd like to think she's in Joe Biden's office right this second, casually saying "Ya know Joe, there is this one thing you could do for me that I would reward you by not running for President. Then you'd have a shot."

/shot for a shot
 
2014-05-06 06:15:34 PM  

wildcardjack: The ship of state is the only one that leaks from the top.


trickle down?
 
2014-05-06 06:16:49 PM  
Dear Bill Clinton, You pay hookers not for sex but for them to go away after sex.

Sincerely,

America
 
2014-05-06 06:18:38 PM  
www.geekosystem.com
 
2014-05-06 06:18:48 PM  

symptomoftheuniverse: Article comments took four replies before benghazi was brought up. Exactly the same as fark comments. Coincidence??? Yeah, probably.


What difference does it make?
 
2014-05-06 06:24:42 PM  

Fusilier: symptomoftheuniverse: Article comments took four replies before benghazi was brought up. Exactly the same as fark comments. Coincidence??? Yeah, probably.

What difference does it make?


None whatsoever. But keep digging. It's amusing, and it's TOTALLY gonna work. People will completely forget that the greatest national security failure in US history happened on the GOOd watch.
 
2014-05-06 06:25:24 PM  
GOPs even.
 
2014-05-06 06:27:32 PM  

lindalouwho: Wessoman: Point02GPA: Subbie, close but no cigar on headline.


*fistbump*

tho i'd love Hillary to at least run - I think she's tired. And the coming grandchild may already be a game changer. She shouldn't have to bear this biatch again.


I'd like to think she's in Joe Biden's office right this second, casually saying "Ya know Joe, there is this one thing you could do for me that I would reward you by not running for President. Then you'd have a shot."

/shot for a shot


art.lawver.net
 
2014-05-06 06:29:12 PM  
imageshack.com
 
2014-05-06 06:34:27 PM  
The only good thing that came from that whole incident was the jokes.
 
2014-05-06 06:37:16 PM  
Dammit, I'm on a mobile app! I can't submit a proper gif!
 
2014-05-06 06:45:16 PM  

RoyHobbs22: lindalouwho: Wessoman: Point02GPA: Subbie, close but no cigar on headline.


*fistbump*

tho i'd love Hillary to at least run - I think she's tired. And the coming grandchild may already be a game changer. She shouldn't have to bear this biatch again.

I'd like to think she's in Joe Biden's office right this second, casually saying "Ya know Joe, there is this one thing you could do for me that I would reward you by not running for President. Then you'd have a shot."

/shot for a shot


Omg I'm sick as a dog the last two days and that pic just slayed me lol I lost my voice, so a long series of high-pitched squeaks came out - I'm in tears. The neighbors surely think there's been a sudden invasion of vermin.

Anyways, being older and having to endure the many indignities of Monica, being a women I feel she must be stopped. Hillary, whether you like her or not, should not have to endure this.

/fantasizing is good for the soul
//hate hate hate Monica, and I've rarely hated at all
///thanks for the laugh!
 
2014-05-06 06:46:06 PM  

Marshal805: The only good thing that came from that whole incident was the jokes.


You mean hole incident.
 
2014-05-06 06:47:31 PM  

lindalouwho: RoyHobbs22: lindalouwho: Wessoman: Point02GPA: Subbie, close but no cigar on headline.


*fistbump*

tho i'd love Hillary to at least run - I think she's tired. And the coming grandchild may already be a game changer. She shouldn't have to bear this biatch again.

I'd like to think she's in Joe Biden's office right this second, casually saying "Ya know Joe, there is this one thing you could do for me that I would reward you by not running for President. Then you'd have a shot."

/shot for a shot

Omg I'm sick as a dog the last two days and that pic just slayed me lol I lost my voice, so a long series of high-pitched squeaks came out - I'm in tears. The neighbors surely think there's been a sudden invasion of vermin.

Anyways, being older and having to endure the many indignities of Monica, being a women I feel she must be stopped. Hillary, whether you like her or not, should not have to endure this.

/fantasizing is good for the soul
//hate hate hate Monica, and I've rarely hated at all
///thanks for the laugh!


Yeah, the Clinton's marriage was so idyllic before that slut darkened the door to the oval office.
 
2014-05-06 06:49:27 PM  

think_balance: FTFA:

"Sure, my boss took advantage of me, but I will always remain firm on this point: it was a consensual relationship."

What‽


She was into that sort of stuff. :)
 
2014-05-06 06:49:57 PM  
It has to suck being that famous for something that you can't make money on.  I just assumed she was hiding in a friend's house, not working and afraid to leave the house.
 
2014-05-06 06:53:21 PM  

Fusilier: lindalouwho: RoyHobbs22: lindalouwho: Wessoman: Point02GPA: Subbie, close but no cigar on headline.


*fistbump*

tho i'd love Hillary to at least run - I think she's tired. And the coming grandchild may already be a game changer. She shouldn't have to bear this biatch again.

I'd like to think she's in Joe Biden's office right this second, casually saying "Ya know Joe, there is this one thing you could do for me that I would reward you by not running for President. Then you'd have a shot."

/shot for a shot

Omg I'm sick as a dog the last two days and that pic just slayed me lol I lost my voice, so a long series of high-pitched squeaks came out - I'm in tears. The neighbors surely think there's been a sudden invasion of vermin.

Anyways, being older and having to endure the many indignities of Monica, being a women I feel she must be stopped. Hillary, whether you like her or not, should not have to endure this.

/fantasizing is good for the soul
//hate hate hate Monica, and I've rarely hated at all
///thanks for the laugh!

Yeah, the Clinton's marriage was so idyllic before that slut darkened the door to the oval office.


Not a factor.

Good God man, she tried to take down a Preident with a cum stain. That's what makes her especially despicable.

Mot many have to have an affair play out in public. Fewer still have to put up with it farkin forever. You have no idea where I'm coming from, so you're only projecting, dude.
 
2014-05-06 06:55:33 PM  
When you say she opened her mouth on him, do you mean she talked about him,
or performed oral sex?  (If it means a blow job - here we go again.  Sherman, set the
Wayback machine for the year 1992.)
 
2014-05-06 07:04:49 PM  

lindalouwho: I'd like to think she's in Joe Biden's office right this second, casually saying "Ya know Joe, there is this one thing you could do for me that I would reward you by not running for President. Then you'd have a shot."


theblacksphere.net

OK but I gotta warn you Hill -- once you've had a hit of Big Joe you won't be able to walk for a week
 
2014-05-06 07:08:05 PM  
Meanwhile, Hillary ponders what the definition of "is" is...
 
2014-05-06 07:09:53 PM  
I really wish she had waited until a pivotal moment in Hillary's career. Damn you Monica
 
2014-05-06 07:17:45 PM  

lindalouwho: Fusilier: lindalouwho: RoyHobbs22: lindalouwho: Wessoman: Point02GPA: Subbie, close but no cigar on headline.


*fistbump*

tho i'd love Hillary to at least run - I think she's tired. And the coming grandchild may already be a game changer. She shouldn't have to bear this biatch again.

I'd like to think she's in Joe Biden's office right this second, casually saying "Ya know Joe, there is this one thing you could do for me that I would reward you by not running for President. Then you'd have a shot."

/shot for a shot

Omg I'm sick as a dog the last two days and that pic just slayed me lol I lost my voice, so a long series of high-pitched squeaks came out - I'm in tears. The neighbors surely think there's been a sudden invasion of vermin.

Anyways, being older and having to endure the many indignities of Monica, being a women I feel she must be stopped. Hillary, whether you like her or not, should not have to endure this.

/fantasizing is good for the soul
//hate hate hate Monica, and I've rarely hated at all
///thanks for the laugh!

Yeah, the Clinton's marriage was so idyllic before that slut darkened the door to the oval office.

Not a factor.

Good God man, she tried to take down a Preident with a cum stain. That's what makes her especially despicable.

Mot many have to have an affair play out in public. Fewer still have to put up with it farkin forever. You have no idea where I'm coming from, so you're only projecting, dude.


Who was that peckerwood that Jimmy Carville was referring to when he said....that's what you get when you drag a hundred dollar bill through a trailer park.
Willy's had more strange than most men have had hot dinners. He may no longer be America's first Black president, but maybe he is America's first French president.

Stay classy Arkansas. ;-0
 
2014-05-06 07:17:54 PM  

lindalouwho: Wessoman: Point02GPA: Subbie, close but no cigar on headline.

NICE!

lindalouwho: Shut up Monica.

You farked around with a married man. YOU told everyone. Scapegoat my ass.

Shut up.

THIS. If you bang a married man, who have to own it. You can't say you're a scapegoat or whine about whatever..You knew what you did, so either go full mea culpa and actually feel sorry for what you did, or you wear your homewrecker medal the same way paratroopers covet their jumpwings. You go right up to Hillary at a big party, lock eyes, and say "Yeah, I make your husband feel the way he can't feel with you", all while putting on your big slutty-girl sunglasses and take a slow sip out of your champagne glass, a smile curling across your lips. She can slap your glasses off your face or the drink out of your hand, but you still look awesome and she's still gonna be mad and the one "Making a scene". Sure, above the board, other women will hate you, but when they catch you alone in the ladies room, they will ask you for pointers.

Monica has taken the lame middle ground..."It was consentual...But I am a scapegoat..And people said mean things". Yeah, shut up. With that wishy-washy mentality, maybe if you suck other famous penises, people might actually give a crap what you think. Or better yet, talk about your new career and (REALLY) put it all behind you.

*fistbump*

tho i'd love Hillary to at least run - I think she's tired. And the coming grandchild may already be a game changer. She shouldn't have to bear this biatch again.

I'd like to think she's in Joe Biden's office right this second, casually saying "Ya know Joe, there is this one thing you could do for me that I would reward you by not running for President. Then you'd have a shot."

/shot for a shot


Sorry to hear you two got dumped for younger women. Can't imagine why considering how pleasant you sound.
 
2014-05-06 07:29:16 PM  
She should put the blue dress (complete with the "executive ejaculate") on ebay and see if the bidding goes all the way.
 
2014-05-06 07:32:33 PM  
I would totally let her blow me.
 
2014-05-06 07:36:52 PM  

Fusilier: lindalouwho: Fusilier: lindalouwho: RoyHobbs22: lindalouwho: Wessoman: Point02GPA: Subbie, close but no cigar on headline.


*fistbump*

tho i'd love Hillary to at least run - I think she's tired. And the coming grandchild may already be a game changer. She shouldn't have to bear this biatch again.

I'd like to think she's in Joe Biden's office right this second, casually saying "Ya know Joe, there is this one thing you could do for me that I would reward you by not running for President. Then you'd have a shot."

/shot for a shot

Omg I'm sick as a dog the last two days and that pic just slayed me lol I lost my voice, so a long series of high-pitched squeaks came out - I'm in tears. The neighbors surely think there's been a sudden invasion of vermin.

Anyways, being older and having to endure the many indignities of Monica, being a women I feel she must be stopped. Hillary, whether you like her or not, should not have to endure this.

/fantasizing is good for the soul
//hate hate hate Monica, and I've rarely hated at all
///thanks for the laugh!

Yeah, the Clinton's marriage was so idyllic before that slut darkened the door to the oval office.

Not a factor.

Good God man, she tried to take down a Preident with a cum stain. That's what makes her especially despicable.

Mot many have to have an affair play out in public. Fewer still have to put up with it farkin forever. You have no idea where I'm coming from, so you're only projecting, dude.

Who was that peckerwood that Jimmy Carville was referring to when he said....that's what you get when you drag a hundred dollar bill through a trailer park.
Willy's had more strange than most men have had hot dinners. He may no longer be America's first Black president, but maybe he is America's first French president.

Stay classy Arkansas. ;-0


Omg now I know who it is that I couldn't think of every time Dan Silver was on tv.
 
2014-05-06 07:38:43 PM  

Serious Post on Serious Thread: lindalouwho: Wessoman: Point02GPA: Subbie, close but no cigar on headline.

NICE!

lindalouwho: Shut up Monica.

You farked around with a married man. YOU told everyone. Scapegoat my ass.

Shut up.

THIS. If you bang a married man, who have to own it. You can't say you're a scapegoat or whine about whatever..You knew what you did, so either go full mea culpa and actually feel sorry for what you did, or you wear your homewrecker medal the same way paratroopers covet their jumpwings. You go right up to Hillary at a big party, lock eyes, and say "Yeah, I make your husband feel the way he can't feel with you", all while putting on your big slutty-girl sunglasses and take a slow sip out of your champagne glass, a smile curling across your lips. She can slap your glasses off your face or the drink out of your hand, but you still look awesome and she's still gonna be mad and the one "Making a scene". Sure, above the board, other women will hate you, but when they catch you alone in the ladies room, they will ask you for pointers.

Monica has taken the lame middle ground..."It was consentual...But I am a scapegoat..And people said mean things". Yeah, shut up. With that wishy-washy mentality, maybe if you suck other famous penises, people might actually give a crap what you think. Or better yet, talk about your new career and (REALLY) put it all behind you.

*fistbump*

tho i'd love Hillary to at least run - I think she's tired. And the coming grandchild may already be a game changer. She shouldn't have to bear this biatch again.

I'd like to think she's in Joe Biden's office right this second, casually saying "Ya know Joe, there is this one thing you could do for me that I would reward you by not running for President. Then you'd have a shot."

/shot for a shot

Sorry to hear you two got dumped for younger women. Can't imagine why considering how pleasant you sound.


wut?

/son, you can't go thru life this damn stupid
 
2014-05-06 07:40:05 PM  

Tax Boy: lindalouwho: I'd like to think she's in Joe Biden's office right this second, casually saying "Ya know Joe, there is this one thing you could do for me that I would reward you by not running for President. Then you'd have a shot."

OK but I gotta warn you Hill -- once you've had a hit of Big Joe you won't be able to walk for a week


And this is how you change it up.

*golf clap*
 
2014-05-06 07:48:40 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: WTF Indeed: The best part about Lewinski threads are the guys that come in about 3/4 of the way through and talk about how hot she was/is.

[www.vanityfair.com image 640x434]
I'll help you out. That is a pretty good looking woman right there.


She is. And, it is probably the least of her qualities. Except the picture says, "Look how Farkable I am! If you are importantly politically or rich. Girl's gotta have standards."
 
2014-05-06 07:51:25 PM  

Point02GPA: Delta1212: j__z: AteMyBrain: Oh my goodness! What coincidental timing!

Buried deep within the cavern of complete obscurity for over a decade, and pops back up just as the Clinton train gets rolling again.

Almost...seems...

It's like a vast conspiracy...

Right?

No, just a stain on the left.


Down the front, to the left ...
Down the front, to the left ...
Down the front, to the left ...
Down the front, to the left ...
 
2014-05-06 07:52:49 PM  

WTF Indeed: The best part about Lewinski threads are the guys that come in about 3/4 of the way through and talk about how hot she was/is.


I wouldn't describe her as hot, but I always thought she was pretty doable.  I think most guys that actually have sex would agree.
 
2014-05-06 07:55:17 PM  
FTFA: Saying that "it's time to burn the beret and bury the blue dress," Monica Lewinsky is writing for the first time about her affair with Bill Clinton....the now 40-year-old Lewinsky in the upcoming issue of Vanity Fair.

Apparently burning the beret and burying the blue dress means to bring it up again when you think it will get you the most attention.
 
2014-05-06 08:19:16 PM  

Wessoman: Point02GPA: Subbie, close but no cigar on headline.

NICE!

lindalouwho: Shut up Monica.

You farked around with a married man. YOU told everyone. Scapegoat my ass.

Shut up.

THIS. If you bang a married man, who have to own it. You can't say you're a scapegoat or whine about whatever..You knew what you did, so either go full mea culpa and actually feel sorry for what you did, or you wear your homewrecker medal the same way paratroopers covet their jumpwings. You go right up to Hillary at a big party, lock eyes, and say "Yeah, I make your husband feel the way he can't feel with you", all while putting on your big slutty-girl sunglasses and take a slow sip out of your champagne glass, a smile curling across your lips. She can slap your glasses off your face or the drink out of your hand, but you still look awesome and she's still gonna be mad and the one "Making a scene". Sure, above the board, other women will hate you, but when they catch you alone in the ladies room, they will ask you for pointers.

Monica has taken the lame middle ground..."It was consentual...But I am a scapegoat..And people said mean things". Yeah, shut up. With that wishy-washy mentality, maybe if you suck other famous penises, people might actually give a crap what you think. Or better yet, talk about your new career and (REALLY) put it all behind you.


I want to subscribe to your magazine.
 
2014-05-06 08:20:44 PM  

jst3p: Linda Tripp was the real bad guy. What kind of creep records all of their phone calls. And she told her "friend" to save a jizz stained dress? That's nasty.


Too farking bad. There's really nasty people in positions of power - and the greater the power, the greater the likelihood of its abuse. That's not anything specific to the Clintons, it's just human nature. No matter what powerful person is getting the strange, they will have no qualms about ruining the "other women" for life whenever they can get away with it. Linda Tripp may not have been a pleasant person, but she knew how shiat goes in Washington.

And so farking what if Monica gets a book deal out of this? Everybody else made bank off the scandal but she can't?
 
2014-05-06 08:24:26 PM  
Well, it was only a matter of time before she spit out the truth.
 
Skr
2014-05-06 08:27:24 PM  

TrollingForColumbine: Lewinsky finally comes clean


Lewinsky finally cleans come
 
2014-05-06 08:27:29 PM  

Wessoman: Point02GPA: Subbie, close but no cigar on headline.

NICE!

lindalouwho: Shut up Monica.

You farked around with a married man. YOU told everyone. Scapegoat my ass.

Shut up.

THIS. If you bang a married man, who have to own it. You can't say you're a scapegoat or whine about whatever..You knew what you did, so either go full mea culpa and actually feel sorry for what you did, or you wear your homewrecker medal the same way paratroopers covet their jumpwings. You go right up to Hillary at a big party, lock eyes, and say "Yeah, I make your husband feel the way he can't feel with you", all while putting on your big slutty-girl sunglasses and take a slow sip out of your champagne glass, a smile curling across your lips. She can slap your glasses off your face or the drink out of your hand, but you still look awesome and she's still gonna be mad and the one "Making a scene". Sure, above the board, other women will hate you, but when they catch you alone in the ladies room, they will ask you for pointers.

Monica has taken the lame middle ground..."It was consentual...But I am a scapegoat..And people said mean things". Yeah, shut up. With that wishy-washy mentality, maybe if you suck other famous penises, people might actually give a crap what you think. Or better yet, talk about your new career and (REALLY) put it all behind you.


That was a mouthful
 
2014-05-06 08:33:41 PM  

WhackingDay: Mikeyworld: Anyone else see republican shenanigans here? The timing is certainly suspicious. Or maybe she's gone all teabag..

/wasn't a real issue then, ain't one now.

Hilary: Monica, if you've got something to say, farking say it now and not next year or I will have you killed.


I'd like to think Monica knew that and will feel a bit scared every day of her godforsaken book tour.

I can't quite put together an analogy, but this is as delusional, AW-ing, and the same lack of self-awareness that drove OJ's book "If I Did It".
 
2014-05-06 08:37:24 PM  

Gulper Eel: jst3p: Linda Tripp was the real bad guy. What kind of creep records all of their phone calls. And she told her "friend" to save a jizz stained dress? That's nasty.

Too farking bad. There's really nasty people in positions of power - and the greater the power, the greater the likelihood of its abuse. That's not anything specific to the Clintons, it's just human nature. No matter what powerful person is getting the strange, they will have no qualms about ruining the "other women" for life whenever they can get away with it. Linda Tripp may not have been a pleasant person, but she knew how shiat goes in Washington.

And so farking what if Monica gets a book deal out of this? Everybody else made bank off the scandal but she can't?


I don't believe for a minute there's not money exchanging hands when a person tries to take down a President. And that would be one of those times that the stakes are so high that everyone does keep their mouth shut if their involved.
 
2014-05-06 08:38:18 PM  

lindalouwho: I can't quite put together an analogy, but this is as delusional, AW-ing, and the same lack of self-awareness that drove OJ's book "If I Did It".


You're going to compare a murderer to a needy intern with daddy issues?
 
2014-05-06 08:42:54 PM  

zoomddy: That was a mouthful


Not as much as what Monica had to...say.
 
2014-05-06 08:46:45 PM  

lindalouwho: I don't believe for a minute there's not money exchanging hands when a person tries to take down a President. And that would be one of those times that the stakes are so high that everyone does keep their mouth shut if their involved.


Not even a president is indispensable. We had four presidents die in office in the 20th century, one during a world war (now THAT's high stakes). A fifth resigned. Each time the transition went smoothly, as it would have if Clinton had resigned or been expelled.

So what's left of your position is this - an executive taking sexual advantage of a female subordinate is okay when my guy does it.
 
2014-05-06 08:46:46 PM  

lindalouwho: Wessoman: Point02GPA: Subbie, close but no cigar on headline.

NICE!

lindalouwho: Shut up Monica.

You farked around with a married man. YOU told everyone. Scapegoat my ass.

Shut up.

THIS. If you bang a married man, who have to own it. You can't say you're a scapegoat or whine about whatever..You knew what you did, so either go full mea culpa and actually feel sorry for what you did, or you wear your homewrecker medal the same way paratroopers covet their jumpwings. You go right up to Hillary at a big party, lock eyes, and say "Yeah, I make your husband feel the way he can't feel with you", all while putting on your big slutty-girl sunglasses and take a slow sip out of your champagne glass, a smile curling across your lips. She can slap your glasses off your face or the drink out of your hand, but you still look awesome and she's still gonna be mad and the one "Making a scene". Sure, above the board, other women will hate you, but when they catch you alone in the ladies room, they will ask you for pointers.

Monica has taken the lame middle ground..."It was consentual...But I am a scapegoat..And people said mean things". Yeah, shut up. With that wishy-washy mentality, maybe if you suck other famous penises, people might actually give a crap what you think. Or better yet, talk about your new career and (REALLY) put it all behind you.

*fistbump*

tho i'd love Hillary to at least run - I think she's tired. And the coming grandchild may already be a game changer. She shouldn't have to bear this biatch again.

I'd like to think she's in Joe Biden's office right this second, casually saying "Ya know Joe, there is this one thing you could do for me that I would reward you by not running for President. Then you'd have a shot."

/shot for a shot


I'm no Hillary fan, but she and Chelsea were the only victims in this story.  Bill and Monica were both adults and knew what they were doing.  I'm sure Monica wasn't prepared for the fallout that occurred but she made her choice.  Hillary and Chelsea got to deal with all the crap and did nothing to deserve it.  Hillary also got the bonus of publicly defending Bill and looking like a fool when it was revealed the affair was true.

That being said.  I would date and/or sleep with Monica.
 
2014-05-06 08:49:12 PM  

Gulper Eel: lindalouwho: I can't quite put together an analogy, but this is as delusional, AW-ing, and the same lack of self-awareness that drove OJ's book "If I Did It".

You're going to compare a murderer to a needy intern with daddy issues?


Obviously there are a few of you guys who keep wanting to act like this is simply about sex/infidelity.

I'll leave you to it then.

/off to the fun thread where people are cognitive
 
2014-05-06 08:52:51 PM  

lindalouwho: Obviously there are a few of you guys who keep wanting to act like this is simply about sex/infidelity.


It was, until Linda Tripp farked it all up and the GOP (per standard operating procedure) lost their shiat.
 
2014-05-06 08:55:27 PM  

lindalouwho: Gulper Eel: lindalouwho: I can't quite put together an analogy, but this is as delusional, AW-ing, and the same lack of self-awareness that drove OJ's book "If I Did It".

You're going to compare a murderer to a needy intern with daddy issues?

Obviously there are a few of you guys who keep wanting to act like this is simply about sex/infidelity.

I'll leave you to it then.

/off to the fun thread where people are cognitive


Awwwwwwwwwwwwww.......don't go away mad.
 
2014-05-06 08:58:03 PM  
"I've decided, finally, to stick my head above the parapet so that I can take back my narrative and give a purpose to my past."

"Take back her narrative?"  Seriously, she talks like that now?

The problem with taking back your narrative is that you might move the Overton window by speaking truth to power, and that's bad optics---although whether it ultimately provides value depends on how problematic it is to subvert the dominant paradigm within a subject-object or a subject-subject relationship.
 
2014-05-06 09:02:01 PM  

Callous: I'm no Hillary fan, but she and Chelsea were the only victims in this story


Knock that down to just Chelsea.

Hillary parlayed her wronged-woman status into an easy Senate win in a state where the Democratic senatorial primaries were always at least contested and usually turned into a hockey fight. Hillary showed up and ruined all the fun. New York's senate races are boring now.
 
2014-05-06 09:03:14 PM  

Xcott: The problem with taking back your narrative is that you might move the Overton window by speaking truth to power, and that's bad optics


Unless we get to see her tits.
 
2014-05-06 09:07:45 PM  

Gulper Eel: Callous: I'm no Hillary fan, but she and Chelsea were the only victims in this story

Knock that down to just Chelsea.

Hillary parlayed her wronged-woman status into an easy Senate win in a state where the Democratic senatorial primaries were always at least contested and usually turned into a hockey fight. Hillary showed up and ruined all the fun. New York's senate races are boring now.


Maybe she did.  That doesn't change the fact she got publicly humiliated.  And if given the choice between having an easy senate run or a faithful husband I'm willing to bet she would choose the latter.
 
2014-05-06 09:17:12 PM  
ts2.mm.bing.net
 
2014-05-06 09:17:18 PM  

AteMyBrain: Oh my goodness! What coincidental timing!

Buried deep within the cavern of complete obscurity for over a decade, and pops back up just as the Clinton train gets rolling again.

Almost...seems...


like she has a book to sell.
 
2014-05-06 09:19:47 PM  

Callous: And if given the choice between having an easy senate run or a faithful husband I'm willing to bet she would choose the latter.


Bill's own actions over the years demonstrate pretty farking clearly that she spent rather a lot of time choosing the former.

Which is not unique to Hillary. It's what a lot of political wives do - they put up with the philandering long as it's discreet, or at least not public knowledge, because the rest of the gig is plenty rewarding. Exhibits A, B, and C: Jackie, Joan and Ethel Kennedy.
 
2014-05-06 09:27:38 PM  
Fusilier:
Who was that peckerwood that Jimmy Carville was referring to when he said....that's what you get when you drag a hundred dollar bill through a trailer park.

Paula Jones
resources0.news.com.au
 
2014-05-06 09:31:49 PM  

Gulper Eel: Callous: And if given the choice between having an easy senate run or a faithful husband I'm willing to bet she would choose the latter.

Bill's own actions over the years demonstrate pretty farking clearly that she spent rather a lot of time choosing the former.

Which is not unique to Hillary. It's what a lot of political wives do - they put up with the philandering long as it's discreet, or at least not public knowledge, because the rest of the gig is plenty rewarding. Exhibits A, B, and C: Jackie, Joan and Ethel Kennedy.


I think she would have run in NY either way.  This may have made it easier but I think she would have won either way.  I won't make assumptions about her feelings on her husband cheating on her or her approval or disapproval.  It still doesn't change the fact that she got out in front of the cameras and proclaimed to the world that he was innocent and she was standing by him.  It was probably naive on her part, but he is her husband and I believe that she believed his denial.  Had she known that the affair occurred I can't imagine she would have said what she said considering the way it was being investigated and the chances the truth would come out.
 
2014-05-06 09:32:53 PM  

Point02GPA: Delta1212:
Almost...seems...

It's like a vast conspiracy...

Right?

No, just a stain on the left.


And then a jerk to the right?

/but it's the pelvic thru-uh-uh-ust
 
2014-05-06 09:57:34 PM  

think_balance: FTFA:

"Sure, my boss took advantage of me, but I will always remain firm on this point: it was a consensual relationship."

What‽


Yeah, that's all kinds of fu*ked up. Major league rationalizing.

//"It isn't rape if she's asking for it", right?
 
2014-05-06 10:08:19 PM  

lindalouwho: Shut up Monica.

You farked around with a married man. YOU told everyone. Scapegoat my ass.

Shut up.


Ah, no. The onus is on the married partner adulterer.
 
2014-05-06 10:22:02 PM  

John Buck 41: Ah, no. The onus is on the married partner adulterer.


So it's all Bill Clinton's fault? Gotcha. For what it's worth, it was consensual. And I still stand by my philosophy--If you want to cheat on your wife, fine. Afterwards, either 1-Be apologetic and hope to God she doesn't divorce you and take all your shiat, and if she does accept it like a boss because you are that sorry, or 2-TOTALLY OWN the fact that you are a jaguar of love and embrace the fact you need strange to make you happy and THAT'S HOW YOU ROLL. It's the middle ground that really bothers me...The "I'm so sorry I cheated on my wife but it wasn't all my fault and bad things happened to me". No. You own it. Take responsibility for your actions. You either own your remorse, or you own the fact that you are a scoundrel...And hot girls like scoundrels. Especially when they are rich.

So, no..Monica should STFU because despite all that's happens, she is not taking full responsibility for her actions. Gee, kvetching about the hell you went through when you slept with a married man, who just happened to be the President of the farking United States? Yeah, no. You knew what you were doing, and you can color us unimpressed. Bill, of course, colored you creamy white.
 
2014-05-06 10:23:50 PM  
The former White House intern, now 40,  . . .

Damn, am I getting old?
 
2014-05-06 10:24:38 PM  

ongbok: Sounds like the whole affair left a bad taste in her mouth.


Golf clap...

...or a case of clap
 
2014-05-06 10:25:37 PM  

jst3p: Fact I did not know about her until today:

Monica Lewinsky had a long-running affair with a married man -- her high school drama teacher. It began just after Lewinsky's graduation in 1991, and ended in 1997, when his wife found out. During that time Lewinsky often babysat for their children.


leopards ... spots ... something ... something ...
 
2014-05-06 10:29:20 PM  

Wessoman: John Buck 41: Ah, no. The onus is on the married partner adulterer.

So it's all Bill Clinton's fault? Gotcha. For what it's worth, it was consensual. And I still stand by my philosophy--If you want to cheat on your wife, fine. Afterwards, either 1-Be apologetic and hope to God she doesn't divorce you and take all your shiat, and if she does accept it like a boss because you are that sorry, or 2-TOTALLY OWN the fact that you are a jaguar of love and embrace the fact you need strange to make you happy and THAT'S HOW YOU ROLL. It's the middle ground that really bothers me...The "I'm so sorry I cheated on my wife but it wasn't all my fault and bad things happened to me". No. You own it. Take responsibility for your actions. You either own your remorse, or you own the fact that you are a scoundrel...And hot girls like scoundrels. Especially when they are rich.

So, no..Monica should STFU because despite all that's happens, she is not taking full responsibility for her actions. Gee, kvetching about the hell you went through when you slept with a married man, who just happened to be the President of the farking United States? Yeah, no. You knew what you were doing, and you can color us unimpressed. Bill, of course, colored you creamy white.


You obviously don't understand the difference between 'onus' and 'it's  ALL Clintons fault'. If I gave a shiat I'd feel sorry for your lack of comprehension.
 
2014-05-06 10:34:34 PM  

Fusilier: lindalouwho: Fusilier: lindalouwho: RoyHobbs22: lindalouwho: Wessoman: Point02GPA: Subbie, close but no cigar on headline.


*fistbump*

tho i'd love Hillary to at least run - I think she's tired. And the coming grandchild may already be a game changer. She shouldn't have to bear this biatch again.

I'd like to think she's in Joe Biden's office right this second, casually saying "Ya know Joe, there is this one thing you could do for me that I would reward you by not running for President. Then you'd have a shot."

/shot for a shot

Omg I'm sick as a dog the last two days and that pic just slayed me lol I lost my voice, so a long series of high-pitched squeaks came out - I'm in tears. The neighbors surely think there's been a sudden invasion of vermin.

Anyways, being older and having to endure the many indignities of Monica, being a women I feel she must be stopped. Hillary, whether you like her or not, should not have to endure this.

/fantasizing is good for the soul
//hate hate hate Monica, and I've rarely hated at all
///thanks for the laugh!

Yeah, the Clinton's marriage was so idyllic before that slut darkened the door to the oval office.

Not a factor.

Good God man, she tried to take down a Preident with a cum stain. That's what makes her especially despicable.

Mot many have to have an affair play out in public. Fewer still have to put up with it farkin forever. You have no idea where I'm coming from, so you're only projecting, dude.

Who was that peckerwood that Jimmy Carville was referring to when he said....that's what you get when you drag a hundred dollar bill through a trailer park.
Willy's had more strange than most men have had hot dinners. He may no longer be America's first Black president, but maybe he is America's first French president.

Stay classy Arkansas. ;-0


Came back to tell you - Paula Jones. Forgot about her. Was ina music thread trying to remember an album and her nose, I mean face, popped into my head.

And French President. No. But the contrast is exquisite. France would never let their country suffer over sex lol and the myopic, clueless folks who don't know it could have been deferred until the term was over, well, the sexual repression and tunnel vision is not the discussion I hoped for. And if they had wits they would know that Monica was mocked by a few of us who wouldn't go there about everyday affairs.

But having only one line, there's no between to read.

/Carville: Boots the cat is the only p*ssy Clinton didn't go after
 
2014-05-06 10:44:33 PM  

John Buck 41: You obviously don't understand the difference between 'onus' and 'it's ALL Clintons fault'. If I gave a shiat I'd feel sorry for your lack of comprehension.


Considering you know I don't give a shiat what you feel, why'd you post?
 
2014-05-06 10:53:40 PM  

lindalouwho: Shut up Monica.

You farked around with a married man. YOU told everyone. Scapegoat my ass.

Shut up.


THIS!
 
2014-05-06 10:56:48 PM  
I would care more about this, if she had done it 20 years ago and not right now. Zero cares given. You are just an asshole.
 
2014-05-06 11:08:27 PM  

wambu: The former White House intern, now 40,  . . .

Damn, am I getting old?


I'm about 5 months older than she is.

/41
//kinda feeling it too
 
2014-05-06 11:13:16 PM  
I can imagine how crappy her life has been since "the incident" happened. Cut her some slack. You probably sucked your bosses dick too.

Sex is a normal thing.
Cheating is actually a normal thing. (Be honest.)
Not cheating is a normal thing.
Having the curiosity to stick something in your ass... for some percentage of the population... is a damn normal thing.
 
2014-05-06 11:32:10 PM  

Wessoman: John Buck 41: You obviously don't understand the difference between 'onus' and 'it's ALL Clintons fault'. If I gave a shiat I'd feel sorry for your lack of comprehension.

Considering you know I don't give a shiat what you feel, why'd you post?


Bored. Nothing better to do.

Notice you didn't defend yourself. Typical.
 
2014-05-06 11:37:09 PM  
I'd still hit it.
 
2014-05-07 12:06:25 AM  
Lewinsky's a social-climbing moron.

People only pay attention to her because she knows other people, but she only pays attention to them because she's using them to get to other people. People confuse that with friendship, when it's just familiarity.

Monica Lewinsky is the Paris Hilton of politics.
 
2014-05-07 12:07:23 AM  

Miss Alexandra: wambu: The former White House intern, now 40,  . . .

Damn, am I getting old?

I'm about 5 months older than she is.

/41
//kinda feeling it too


Awww, yinz are adorable!

/58
//just kidding around ;-)
 
2014-05-07 12:14:40 AM  

John Buck 41: lindalouwho: Shut up Monica.

You farked around with a married man. YOU told everyone. Scapegoat my ass.

Shut up.

Ah, no. The onus is on the married partner adulterer.


Missing the point.

Responce is to what Monica said only. Not interested in furthuring that. No offense.
 
2014-05-07 12:24:10 AM  

Fusilier: lindalouwho: Gulper Eel: lindalouwho: I can't quite put together an analogy, but this is as delusional, AW-ing, and the same lack of self-awareness that drove OJ's book "If I Did It".

You're going to compare a murderer to a needy intern with daddy issues?

Obviously there are a few of you guys who keep wanting to act like this is simply about sex/infidelity.

I'll leave you to it then.

/off to the fun thread where people are cognitive

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww.......don't go away mad.


Huh. Silly wabbit! Not mad. Bored with the direction thread took and the tunnel vision. It happens.
Sure you've lost interest before and moved on. *shrug*
 
2014-05-07 02:03:29 AM  
If there were a higher incident of BJ's in world leaders offices around the world...it would be a much more peaceful planet...
 
2014-05-07 03:40:10 AM  

Wake Up Sheeple: Lewinsky's a social-climbing moron.


What...social climbing? in politics? in Washington? Get. The fark. Outtahere. That's crazy talk.
 
2014-05-07 10:14:35 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: WTF Indeed: The best part about Lewinski threads are the guys that come in about 3/4 of the way through and talk about how hot she was/is.

[www.vanityfair.com image 640x434]
I'll help you out. That is a pretty good looking woman right there.


She does look kind of cute.  Seems to have her head on straight with regard to what happened, and in the aftermath..
 
2014-05-07 08:34:05 PM  

lindalouwho: John Buck 41: lindalouwho: Shut up Monica.

You farked around with a married man. YOU told everyone. Scapegoat my ass.

Shut up.

Ah, no. The onus is on the married partner adulterer.

Missing the point.

Responce is to what Monica said only. Not interested in furthuring that. No offense.


Likewise no offense but perhaps your point was missed 'cos your aim was off. Either way, agreed on the furthering.
 
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