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(CNN)   Lewinsky opens her mouth on Clinton   (cnn.com) divider line 133
    More: Amusing, Monica Lewinsky, Bill Clinton, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, blue dress  
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2014-05-06 04:14:39 PM
Remember what happened last time she did that! Thank god Linda Tripp is dead.
 
2014-05-06 04:33:00 PM

borg: Thank god Linda Tripp is dead.


Plastic surgery mishap, right?
 
2014-05-06 05:13:50 PM
gifatron.com

I propose we make this an all clapping gif thread for subs.
 
2014-05-06 05:29:40 PM
Has anybody asked her about Benghazi?
 
2014-05-06 05:31:19 PM
Oh my goodness! What coincidental timing!

Buried deep within the cavern of complete obscurity for over a decade, and pops back up just as the Clinton train gets rolling again.

Almost...seems...
 
2014-05-06 05:31:27 PM
I'll give her a second chance, but she'll probably blow it.
 
2014-05-06 05:31:59 PM
Very nice subby,  I haven't actually laughed out loud at a headline in ages.

replygif.net
 
2014-05-06 05:31:59 PM
Subbie, close but no cigar on headline.
 
2014-05-06 05:32:07 PM
The best part about Lewinski threads are the guys that come in about 3/4 of the way through and talk about how hot she was/is.
 
2014-05-06 05:32:44 PM
Sometimes a cigar is not just a cigar.
 
2014-05-06 05:32:45 PM

AteMyBrain: Oh my goodness! What coincidental timing!

Buried deep within the cavern of complete obscurity for over a decade, and pops back up just as the Clinton train gets rolling again.

Almost...seems...


It's like a vast conspiracy...
 
2014-05-06 05:33:22 PM

MFAWG: Has anybody asked her about Benghazi?


She did him too?

blogs.sacurrent.com
 
2014-05-06 05:33:46 PM

WTF Indeed: The best part about Lewinski threads are the guys that come in about 3/4 of the way through and talk about how hot she was/is.


www.vanityfair.com
I'll help you out. That is a pretty good looking woman right there.
 
2014-05-06 05:34:31 PM
Shut up Monica.

You farked around with a married man. YOU told everyone. Scapegoat my ass.

Shut up.
 
2014-05-06 05:34:45 PM

WTF Indeed: The best part about Lewinski threads are the guys that come


encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com

You called?
 
2014-05-06 05:35:11 PM
Wow 20 years later, man how relevant.
 
2014-05-06 05:36:30 PM
wait, what? a blow job?
/I will never stop laughing.
 
2014-05-06 05:36:57 PM
Everyone forgot about her so she has to talk to Vanity Fair to tell everyone to forget about her.
 
2014-05-06 05:39:23 PM

j__z: AteMyBrain: Oh my goodness! What coincidental timing!

Buried deep within the cavern of complete obscurity for over a decade, and pops back up just as the Clinton train gets rolling again.

Almost...seems...

It's like a vast conspiracy...


Right?
 
2014-05-06 05:40:09 PM
And she rejects the "narcissistic loony toon" label, saying that she refused to cooperate with interrogators offering the then-24 year old immunity from the threat of jail time in return for wearing a wire to monitor staged conversations with two of Clinton's confidantes."

Really they wanted her to wear a wire for this?

Holy hell.
 
2014-05-06 05:40:09 PM

AteMyBrain: Oh my goodness! What coincidental timing!

Buried deep within the cavern of complete obscurity for over a decade, and pops back up just as the Clinton train gets rolling again.

Almost...seems...


Should we really be using "Clinton" and "train" in the same sentence?
 
2014-05-06 05:40:15 PM
Opening her mouth was the whole problem. If she had swallowed, there would have been no evidence.
 
2014-05-06 05:40:43 PM
Say what you want about the Lewinsky/Clinton affair, I'll bet he never once referred to her as his "silly rabbit."  Let's hope no blue dresses were damaged as a result of her opening her mouth now.
 
2014-05-06 05:41:00 PM

Delta1212: j__z: AteMyBrain: Oh my goodness! What coincidental timing!

Buried deep within the cavern of complete obscurity for over a decade, and pops back up just as the Clinton train gets rolling again.

Almost...seems...

It's like a vast conspiracy...

Right?


No, just a stain on the left.
 
2014-05-06 05:41:38 PM

Private_Citizen: Opening her mouth was the whole problem. If she had swallowed, there would have been no evidence.


Linda Tripp was the real bad guy. What kind of creep records all of their phone calls. And she told her "friend" to save a jizz stained dress? That's nasty.
 
2014-05-06 05:42:40 PM
Sounds like the whole affair left a bad taste in her mouth.
 
2014-05-06 05:43:38 PM
FTFA:

"Sure, my boss took advantage of me, but I will always remain firm on this point: it was a consensual relationship."

What‽
 
2014-05-06 05:44:49 PM

AteMyBrain: Oh my goodness! What coincidental timing!

Buried deep within the cavern of complete obscurity for over a decade, and pops back up just as the Clinton train gets rolling again.

Almost...seems...


Like a good time to make some more money of it?  If so I agree.

Gotta capitalize on these things when the opportunity comes around.

Which is probably why she smoked the presidents cigar in the first place. =D
 
2014-05-06 05:45:09 PM
The ship of state is the only one that leaks from the top.
 
2014-05-06 05:45:11 PM
Lewinsky has spent a lot of time going about her life and staying away from thie. If she feels like talking about what happened, good for her. It's a part of history. A weirdly laughable part of history but significant nonetheless.

I hope there won't be any slut shaming.
 
2014-05-06 05:45:37 PM
Fact I did not know about her until today:

Monica Lewinsky had a long-running affair with a married man -- her high school drama teacher. It began just after Lewinsky's graduation in 1991, and ended in 1997, when his wife found out. During that time Lewinsky often babysat for their children.
 
2014-05-06 05:46:20 PM

ongbok: Sounds like the whole affair left a bad taste in her mouth.


Rim shot?
 
2014-05-06 05:46:59 PM

think_balance: FTFA:

"Sure, my boss took advantage of me, but I will always remain firm on this point: it was a consensual relationship."

What‽


He took advantage of her but she didn't feel she was coerced. She took advantage of the fact that she was in Washington to get her "presidental kneepads". At least that is what she allegedly told friends before she went.
 
2014-05-06 05:47:06 PM

jst3p: Fact I did not know about her until today:

Monica Lewinsky had a long-running affair with a married man -- her high school drama teacher. It began just after Lewinsky's graduation in 1991, and ended in 1997, when his wife found out. During that time Lewinsky often babysat for their children.


Drama Queen
 
2014-05-06 05:47:32 PM

WTF Indeed: The best part about Lewinski threads are the guys that come in about 3/4 of the way through and talk about how hot she was/is.


yeah ... I'm that guy.

I'm 38 (2 years younger than her) - she was exactly what I was looking for back in the day - a fatter version of a 90210 character with questionable morals

/I still love her
 
2014-05-06 05:47:37 PM

jst3p: think_balance: FTFA:

"Sure, my boss took advantage of me, but I will always remain firm on this point: it was a consensual relationship."

What‽

He took advantage of her but she didn't feel she was coerced. He took advantage of the fact that she was in Washington to get her "presidental kneepads". At least that is what she allegedly told friends before she went.

 
2014-05-06 05:47:41 PM
She's probably just trying to sell more handbags.

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2014-05-06 05:49:00 PM
cdn.pastemagazine.com
 
2014-05-06 05:49:02 PM

jst3p: Fact I did not know about her until today:

Monica Lewinsky had a long-running affair with a married man -- her high school drama teacher. It began just after Lewinsky's graduation in 1991, and ended in 1997, when his wife found out. During that time Lewinsky often babysat for their children.


Reads like the plot of a juicy and salacious adult film.  Mmmm, salacious ... it's what's for dinner.
 
2014-05-06 05:49:12 PM

p the boiler: WTF Indeed: The best part about Lewinski threads are the guys that come in about 3/4 of the way through and talk about how hot she was/is.

yeah ... I'm that guy.

I'm 38 (2 years younger than her) - she was exactly what I was looking for back in the day - a fatter version of a 90210 character with questionable morals

/I still love her


I could have written this post. She was chubby but they usually give better head.
 
2014-05-06 05:49:16 PM
www.smackspot.com
 
2014-05-06 05:49:53 PM
Bill Clinton Small Penis
 
2014-05-06 05:51:03 PM
Is there a struggle for relevancy now?
/isn't some other 90's person trying this as well?
 
2014-05-06 05:51:40 PM
So, who is the unlucky farker who ended up marrying her?

...better wear a rubber!
 
2014-05-06 05:55:13 PM

ongbok: Sounds like the whole affair left a bad taste in her mouth.


Maybe he was served asparagus that night for dinner.  Who knows?
 
2014-05-06 05:55:51 PM
Lewinsky finally comes clean
 
2014-05-06 05:57:10 PM
Article comments took four replies before benghazi was brought up. Exactly the same as fark comments. Coincidence??? Yeah, probably.
 
2014-05-06 05:57:54 PM

Point02GPA: Subbie, close but no cigar on headline.


NICE!

lindalouwho: Shut up Monica.

You farked around with a married man. YOU told everyone. Scapegoat my ass.

Shut up.


THIS. If you bang a married man, who have to own it. You can't say you're a scapegoat or whine about whatever..You knew what you did, so either go full mea culpa and actually feel sorry for what you did, or you wear your homewrecker medal the same way paratroopers covet their jumpwings. You go right up to Hillary at a big party, lock eyes, and say "Yeah, I make your husband feel the way he can't feel with you", all while putting on your big slutty-girl sunglasses and take a slow sip out of your champagne glass, a smile curling across your lips. She can slap your glasses off your face or the drink out of your hand, but you still look awesome and she's still gonna be mad and the one "Making a scene". Sure, above the board, other women will hate you, but when they catch you alone in the ladies room, they will ask you for pointers.

Monica has taken the lame middle ground..."It was consentual...But I am a scapegoat..And people said mean things". Yeah, shut up. With that wishy-washy mentality, maybe if you suck other famous penises, people might actually give a crap what you think. Or better yet, talk about your new career and (REALLY) put it all behind you.
 
2014-05-06 05:58:05 PM
Her hair style annoys me. Is that weird?
 
2014-05-06 06:02:56 PM
Anyone else see republican shenanigans here? The timing is certainly suspicious. Or maybe she's gone all teabag..

/wasn't a real issue then, ain't one now.
 
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