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(Time)   Obama finally going to help a Niger out   (time.com ) divider line
    More: Obvious, Boko Haram, President of Nigeria, Nigerian President Goodluck Jonathan, Nigerians, crisis negotiation, Jennifer Psaki, Abuja  
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2014-05-06 02:45:59 PM  
www1.pictures.gi.zimbio.com
 
2014-05-06 02:52:21 PM  
beerismycopilot.com

/oblig
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-05-06 02:56:10 PM  
Sending a team to fetch hundreds of schoolgirls sounds more like a Clinton policy to me.
 
2014-05-06 03:03:08 PM  
whatever you do, don't read the comments. He could go over there himself and find them in 10 minutes and people would still shiat on him for it.
 
2014-05-06 03:13:56 PM  
This headline is tasteless and disgusting and pretty typical of what I expect of Fark.


Keep up the good work.
 
2014-05-06 03:18:09 PM  
This is really horrible and I hope we can do something to help out, and man, those Boko Haram guys have really taken a turn for the worse since they hit it big with "Whiter Shade of Pale" years ago.
 
2014-05-06 03:31:56 PM  

Nabb1: This is really horrible and I hope we can do something to help out, and man, those Boko Haram guys have really taken a turn for the worse since they hit it big with "Whiter Shade of Pale" years ago.


That is the danger of a spinning fandango.
 
2014-05-06 03:43:52 PM  

ZAZ: Sending a team to fetch hundreds of schoolgirls sounds more like a Clinton policy to me.


Well played
 
2014-05-06 03:55:14 PM  

Nogrhi: fandango


www.wwe.com ?
 
2014-05-06 04:00:35 PM  
Niger please.
 
2014-05-06 05:04:49 PM  
Nigeria != Niger
 
2014-05-06 05:06:26 PM  
i.imgur.com

The puzzle you were trying to solve was "People who annoy you."
 
2014-05-06 05:06:31 PM  
Just wait until they're on sale and then go and buy them back.

/remember to get a receipt
//no returns allowed
 
2014-05-06 05:11:02 PM  
(reads article)

Goodluck with that.
 
2014-05-06 05:12:33 PM  
President Goodluck Jonathan.
That there is a great name.
Maybe not so impressive as Batman bin Suparman.
but still a great great name.
 
2014-05-06 05:13:02 PM  
many lulz were had at this headline. thanks subby.
 
2014-05-06 05:13:29 PM  
Ain't Islam grand?
 
2014-05-06 05:13:34 PM  
Liam Neeson busy?
 
2014-05-06 05:13:52 PM  
Boko Haram?

Didn't they do, "A Whiter Shade of Pale?"
 
2014-05-06 05:17:22 PM  
Umm, why is it okay now, but not okay when a Republican does it?
 
2014-05-06 05:17:33 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: This headline is tasteless and disgusting and pretty typical of what I expect of Fark.


Keep up the good work.


i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-05-06 05:17:37 PM  
and so it was.
 
2014-05-06 05:17:59 PM  

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: Boko Haram?

Didn't they do, "A Whiter Shade of Pale?"


Only missed a simulpost by 2 hours and 55 minutes....
 
2014-05-06 05:19:00 PM  
I guess their 16 vestal virgins will be leaving for the coast.
 
2014-05-06 05:19:00 PM  
At this rate we'll do something in CAR in 2016
 
2014-05-06 05:20:12 PM  

Thunderpipes: Umm, why is it okay now, but not okay when a Republican does it?


the hell?
 
2014-05-06 05:20:20 PM  
Idk anything about Bozo Harem but snatching 200 schoolgirls? That's pretty low mister. If I had a rubber hose...
 
2014-05-06 05:21:41 PM  

mark12A: Ain't Islam grand?


Religions in Nigeria (2012 estimate)
            
Christianity    49.3%
Islam    48.8%

Christianity dominates. Likely why they don't believe in evolving.
 
2014-05-06 05:23:16 PM  

someonelse: Thunderpipes: Umm, why is it okay now, but not okay when a Republican does it?

the hell?


He's referring to the time Bush wanted to send help for a bunch of kidnapped Nigerian girls and libs were all like "No, this is not okay because a Republican is doing it!" So Bush's hands were tied and he had to invade Iraq instead. It was the same day Thunderpipes lost his virginity to that princess aboard the space shuttle.
 
2014-05-06 05:23:18 PM  
Sure, another "handout" to minorities to get them to vote for him.
 
2014-05-06 05:23:28 PM  

ManateeGag: whatever you do, don't read the comments. He could go over there himself and find them in 10 minutes and people would still shiat on him for it.


Saw there was only 4, read them anyways. Holy shiat, I gotta say the teabaggers' "Operation: Full Retard" is going as planned.
 
2014-05-06 05:23:46 PM  
fark you in your racist asses.
 
2014-05-06 05:24:28 PM  
Dear Presidnet Ombama:

Dear friend, My name Goodluck Jonathan and yes that is real name. I got your contact as i was searching for helping hand in your country , this is why I decided to appeal to you directly for assistance because I have no relations or friends in your country for can help me.  As Presidnet of Federal Republic of Nigeria it is my great pleasure to write to you and present my business proposal for your consideration and possible acceptance of which you will find mutually beneficial to both parties.  Twohundred (200) of Nigerian girls has been seized and is being held pending disposition of matter. We are in need of funds to the tune  of $48 Million Dollars (Fourty Eight Million United State Dollar) to reclaim girls which is too much for a man of modest means like myself to handle in my country.

These amount is in HSBC BAnk London under name of Government of Federal Republic Nigeria. Based on the reason that nobody has come forward to claim the deposit ,I hereby ask for you to send an application to the bank get this fund transfered into your foreign bank for mutual sharing between myself and you of benefits.  Upon banks release of this funds, girls will be released. I propose that 80 of the 200 girls be transferred to me and 80 to you for your trouble and inconvenince.  20 girls to be retained by HSBC Bank london for carrying charges, 10 girls will be retained to cover expenses of transaction and remaining 10 girls be donated to charity.

There is no risk involved whatsoever. If you are interested I will send you the full details, my job is to find a good partner that we can trust and that will assist us. Can i trust you? When you receive this letter, kindly send me an e-mail signifying your interest including your most confidential telephone/fax numbers for quick communication also your contact details.  Please also provide bank routing information of foreign bank and good faith deposit of $10 millions (TEN MILLION UNITED $TATE DOLLAR) as good faith showing of faith is good.

This business is risk free. Please reply me via this email: go­odluck_jonath­an[nospam-﹫-backwards]liamt­oh*ni*com

Respectfully submitted
Pres. Goodluck Jonathan (real name, I swear)
 
2014-05-06 05:25:04 PM  

Thunderpipes: Umm, why is it okay now, but not okay when a Republican does it?


Because Helen Keller was a Republican, and after what she did to Anne Frank, another Republican, who can forgive these people?
 
2014-05-06 05:25:25 PM  
FTA: The group's leader recently boasted in a video that "I will sell them in the market."

Libs can never just let the free market take its course.

/Current estimates are $12/girl
//Prorate for girls over age 9, Boko Haram''s advised marriage age
 
2014-05-06 05:26:15 PM  
Very offensive headline
 
2014-05-06 05:26:26 PM  

Dragonflew: mark12A: Ain't Islam grand?

Religions in Nigeria (2012 estimate)
            
Christianity    49.3%
Islam    48.8%


The religious / political division is nuts. Around the time of the last Iraq War, I remember seeing some polls of Nigerians asking if they supported the American involvement in Iraq. Among Muslims, it was something like 90% to 10% opposed; among Christians it was around 90% to 10% in favor.
 
2014-05-06 05:26:39 PM  

js34603: Idk anything about Bozo Harem but snatching 200 schoolgirls? That's pretty low mister. If I had a rubber hose...


That IS an awful lot of schoolgirl snatch.
 
2014-05-06 05:26:46 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-05-06 05:27:51 PM  
I submitted this with a way shiatter headline
 
2014-05-06 05:28:39 PM  
Would I get a bulk discount?
 
2014-05-06 05:28:47 PM  
That headline, this thread.. The amount of win has surpassed expectations. This is HOTY material.
 
2014-05-06 05:29:12 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-06 05:29:15 PM  

Dragonflew: mark12A: Ain't Islam grand?

Religions in Nigeria (2012 estimate)
            
Christianity    49.3%
Islam    48.8%

Christianity dominates. Likely why they don't believe in evolving.

 
2014-05-06 05:29:26 PM  
Goodluck Jonathan

We're all counting on you.
 
2014-05-06 05:30:05 PM  
Nigeria is going to lose their country to the radical islamists. That does not bode well for that continent. Nigeria is just not sufficiently equipped to stop them.
 
2014-05-06 05:30:47 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: [beerismycopilot.com image 380x380]

/oblig


Note to subby: As Sin_City_Superhero no doubt unintentionally illustrated, Nigeria is A SEPARATE COUNTRY to the south Niger...
 
2014-05-06 05:31:18 PM  
Hopefully the people sent over there include SEAL Team Six and some CIA analysts who are really good at finding hostages.
 
2014-05-06 05:32:16 PM  

Odd Bird: Dragonflew: mark12A: Ain't Islam grand?

Religions in Nigeria (2012 estimate)
            
Christianity    49.3%
Islam    48.8%

Christianity dominates. Likely why they don't believe in evolving.


image too large, let's try that again...farkit

swingandamiss.gif

your troll fails, my posting fails
 
2014-05-06 05:32:22 PM  

Astorix: Very offensive headline


images.sodahead.com
 
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