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(Click On Detroit)   Slide show of politicians who had the "steamiest" sex scandals. For those updating your own political perv cards at home the "box" score is (D, R*,D, D, D, D, D, R, D, D, R, R, R, R, D, D, R, R, Ah, D, D, D, R, D, R)   (clickondetroit.com) divider line 36
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2014-05-06 02:09:10 PM  
Is it wrong that I read the 'box' scores as durr, durr, durr, durr, durr, durr, durr, durr, durr, durr, durr, durr, ah, durr, durr, durr, durr, durr, durr, durr
 
2014-05-06 02:15:20 PM  
I kind of go with "Don't care who you sleep with until you start trying to tell me you're the legal arbiter of religious truth and sexual right and wrong"
 
2014-05-06 02:19:06 PM  
It's not a tum-ah
 
2014-05-06 02:25:46 PM  
"Ah?"  As in, "Ah, I see....*rubs chin contemplatively*"  Or as in, "*pffrrrt*  ....aaaaaahhhhhhh."  Or as in, "*click*  AAAAHHH!!!! *gouges eyes out*"

Just in case it's option 3, I'm going to avoid clicking that link.
 
2014-05-06 02:29:22 PM  

unlikely: I kind of go with "Don't care who you sleep with until you start trying to tell me you're the legal arbiter of religious truth and sexual right and wrong"


I would generally agree, but there's also the concern that they could be blackmailed with the information. Which is of course so much worse than the usual bribery and graft...
 
2014-05-06 02:30:08 PM  

xanadian: Just in case it's option 3, I'm going to avoid clicking that link.


No, as in "it's not a toom-ah" because Arnie pronounces R's funny. These ARE the jokes, try to keep up.
 
2014-05-06 03:44:44 PM  

flucto: xanadian: Just in case it's option 3, I'm going to avoid clicking that link.

No, as in "it's not a toom-ah" because Arnie pronounces R's funny. These ARE the jokes, try to keep up.


I see.  I was not expecting the rare option #4...
 
2014-05-06 04:00:42 PM  
What is derivative DY = 3R2?
 
2014-05-06 04:02:09 PM  
Does anyone want to deslide this so I can not care in a different format?
 
2014-05-06 04:02:12 PM  

flucto: xanadian: Just in case it's option 3, I'm going to avoid clicking that link.

No, as in "it's not a toom-ah" because Arnie pronounces R's funny. These ARE the jokes, try to keep up.


Ah the jokes. These ah the jokes.
 
2014-05-06 04:02:28 PM  
Is this a headline or "The Enigma of Amigara Fault"?
 
2014-05-06 04:07:34 PM  

UncomfortableSilence: Does anyone want to deslide this so I can not care in a different format?


"Sorry, the deslider doesn't know how to parse slideshows from that site "
 
2014-05-06 04:08:23 PM  
Yeah, I don't care who politicians sleep with, or anything about their sex life.

I *do* care about other aspects of their personal life, though. But sex...is sex. Everybody gets all crazy and weird when it comes to sex and romantic relationships. You can't really judge someone based on that stuff. You can judge them as a potential *romantic partner*, but that's about it.
 
2014-05-06 04:08:42 PM  
OK, Strom Thurmond's daughter was not the result of a 'steamy' scandal.  She was merely the product of statutory rape and followed by decades of disowning his own child due to his own racism.
 
2014-05-06 04:10:16 PM  
So what you're saying is..

RDRR?
 
2014-05-06 04:14:56 PM  
Ah? If it's what I think it is, you're using it wrong.
 
2014-05-06 04:18:14 PM  
So people whose job it is to screw the country get caught screwing someone else? I'll file that under "no shiat".
 
2014-05-06 04:18:36 PM  
Those holes were made for them to enter.
 
2014-05-06 04:20:23 PM  
Breaking news: people you don't even want to think about having sex are having sex.

blargh.

I don't care.  Just don't be the morals guy/gal and be farking around on your mate, or beating your kids or mate, etc.

If you're just farking, fark on.
 
2014-05-06 04:23:45 PM  
That's not how the Konami Code goes
 
2014-05-06 04:24:08 PM  
Clinton's was so steamy he got on there twice!
 
2014-05-06 04:27:05 PM  
i'll say it again, children clutch their bibles and think sex is yucky..

children.
 
2014-05-06 04:29:32 PM  

sobriquet by any other name: So what you're saying is..

RDRR?


homepage.smc.edu
 
2014-05-06 04:36:47 PM  
I tried that in contra, and just wound up dead
 
2014-05-06 04:44:43 PM  
This is just a bastardization of the Konami code, right?
 
2014-05-06 05:00:33 PM  
So what I'm getting from this is Democrats tend to have better sex?
 
2014-05-06 05:28:20 PM  
The left out Vitter, Ensign, and...uh.... who's the guy with the dog collar who liked to lick prostitutes feet again?
 
2014-05-06 05:51:51 PM  
Only Republicans can have sex scandals. Because.....
 
2014-05-06 05:54:59 PM  

Pharque-it: Only Republicans can have sex scandals. Because.....


...only republicans think sex is grounds for your soul being damned to hell...

...and BENGHAZI. because always, Benghazi.
 
2014-05-06 07:10:23 PM  
I put that code into a Contra and it gave me infinite lives.
 
2014-05-06 07:41:14 PM  

unlikely: I kind of go with "Don't care who you sleep with until you start trying to tell me you're the legal arbiter of religious truth and sexual right and wrong"


Translation:  I don't have a moral code, and I don't want you to have one either, because it highlights my depravity.  So when you or anyone who agrees with you fails to perfectly adhere to ANY moral code, I'm gonna use that to justify my lack of a moral code.
 
2014-05-06 11:22:52 PM  
What was the R*? Was that Jefferson?

He would have been a DR.
 
2014-05-07 01:16:40 AM  

Occam's Nailfile: Translation:  I don't have a moral code, and I don't want you to have one either, because it highlights my depravity.


He didn't say he was a Republican.
 
2014-05-07 03:00:56 AM  
Oh look subby's butthurt about the Democrats again.
Durr BOTH SIDES HURR
 
2014-05-07 01:47:47 PM  
(D, R*,D, D, D, D, D, R, D, D, R, R, R, R, D, D, R, R, Ah, D, D, D, R, D, R)

I tried inputting that code to get 30 lives in Contra, but it just made my NES blow up.
 
2014-05-08 01:01:55 AM  
Yyyyyeah buuuuut which side spouts vehemently about morality before getting caught in airport bathrooms?

Big difference
 
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