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(Our Windsor)   Senator hands out business card with phone number for sex chat line. He's got my vote   (ourwindsor.ca) divider line 26
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2014-05-06 05:33:03 PM  
What's with all these phone sex lines anyway?

Who actually calls these things often enough that they can afford to buy up every 1-800 number?
 
2014-05-06 05:38:37 PM  
Why would a senator need business cards? The only reason to call a senator would be to offer him a bribe and they'd have to have a private secure number for that.
 
2014-05-06 05:39:18 PM  
Don Meredith?

i.cdn.turner.com

"Turn out the liiiiights, the party's ooooverrrrr."
 
2014-05-06 05:51:56 PM  
To be fair, he's been dead for 4 yea...

Danger Avoid Death: Don Meredith?

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"Turn out the liiiiights, the party's ooooverrrrr."


Damn you!
 
2014-05-06 06:06:50 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Don Meredith?


"Turn out the liiiiights, the party's ooooverrrrr."


That's just Dandy.
 
2014-05-06 06:29:49 PM  
a master's degree in religious studies from California State Christian University (CSCU).

Mr. Meredith also claims an honorary doctorate from an association of Christian counsellors, an Honorary Doctor of Divinity degree awarded by the Canadian Christian Clinical Counsellors Association.


Perfect credentials for a government post.
 
2014-05-06 10:52:50 PM  
It's nice to see Canada finally adopting our way of politics in the U.S..
 
2014-05-06 10:57:59 PM  
Are half of total phone numbers phone sex lines?  This really seems to happen way more than statistically possible.

Or is there some joke that I am missing?
 
2014-05-06 10:58:04 PM  
Very serious img.fark.net
 
2014-05-06 11:01:20 PM  
"Yeah, lobby me all night long baby..."
 
2014-05-06 11:04:19 PM  
"Stick that rider into my bill, baby. Bury it deep."
 
2014-05-06 11:04:51 PM  
Correction: the number actually is his office number.

Nice hatchet job...
 
2014-05-06 11:06:08 PM  

Mikeyworld: Correction: the number actually is his office number.

Nice hatchet job...


Aw. Does this mean no pork barrel?
 
2014-05-06 11:11:02 PM  

MeanJean: Mikeyworld: Correction: the number actually is his office number.

Nice hatchet job...

Aw. Does this mean no pork barrel?


No. There's plenty of pork still. But this paper didn't call the number before stabbing him? It's basic journalism, FFS
 
2014-05-06 11:16:24 PM  

plcow: Are half of total phone numbers phone sex lines?  This really seems to happen way more than statistically possible.

Or is there some joke that I am missing?


Self-selection bias. If the phone number went to the GM recall line or something else, they wouldn't call the papers about it. But if they are given a card for a phone sex line, that makes headlines.
 
2014-05-06 11:19:03 PM  

fusillade762: a master's degree in religious studies from California State Christian University (CSCU).

Mr. Meredith also claims an honorary doctorate from an association of Christian counsellors, an Honorary Doctor of Divinity degree awarded by the Canadian Christian Clinical Counsellors Association.

Perfect credentials for a government post.


So is it a smart idea to represent Canadian citizens, but abandon Canada to get an education in the US? And what does it mean that he "claims" his doctorate? Does he have one or not?
 
2014-05-06 11:19:40 PM  

Mikeyworld: Correction: the number actually is his office number.

Nice hatchet job...


Hmm... the article notes that the number on the website is correct, but they didn't say that the number on his business card was also. Nevertheless, as much as I like to bash conservatives, especially ones with that much religion behind them, I suspect that this isn't really a story in the making.
 
2014-05-06 11:23:25 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: To be fair, he's been dead for 4 yea...

Danger Avoid Death: Don Meredith?

[i.cdn.turner.com image 522x700]

"Turn out the liiiiights, the party's ooooverrrrr."

Damn you!


The Cowboys were flying back from New York following the team's first playoff game and it was snowing like crazy. The veterans always sat at the back of the plane, far away from the coaches and press who occupied the front seats.

Don was in his usual back row seat smoking a cigarette and drinking his beer. The plane had sat on the ground for several hours as it was de-iced, and during that period Bob Lilly had downed close to a case of beer.

During the flight the plane began to shake and shudder violently causing the tail to drag and the plane to fly at a near 45-degree angle. A drunken Lilly began yelling, "We've all had it, baby. It's all over" while his beer cans rolled down the aisle.

Even stewardess were crawling on their hands and knees screaming, "We're in trouble! We're in trouble!"

With everyone around him in full panic mode, Meredith took a long drag on his cigarette and a big swig of beer and said, "Well, it's been a good un, ain't it."
 
2014-05-06 11:27:51 PM  

doglover: What's with all these phone sex lines anyway?

Who actually calls these things often enough that they can afford to buy up every 1-800 number?


Plenty of people who get a kick outta that sorta thing. You name me ANYTHING on Earth, there's someone either getting high off of it or simply getting off on it.
 
2014-05-06 11:48:06 PM  
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2014-05-07 12:37:55 AM  
I wonder what they went for in terms of quality for the card?

Eggshell with Romalian type

Bone. And lettering called Silian Rail.

Raised lettering, pale nimbus. White.

Or subtle off-white coloring with a tasteful thickness of it. Oh, my God. It even has a watermark.
 
2014-05-07 12:56:14 AM  

Danger Avoid Death: Don Meredith?

[i.cdn.turner.com image 522x700]

"Turn out the liiiiights, the party's ooooverrrrr."


Sounds like the party's just getting started.
 
2014-05-07 01:07:58 AM  
Downside: It's the helen thomas pre-recorded party line...

//RIP probably a very smart woman, but she wasn't really a looker..
 
2014-05-07 01:17:45 AM  

DrBenway: Danger Avoid Death: Don Meredith?

[i.cdn.turner.com image 522x700]

"Turn out the liiiiights, the party's ooooverrrrr."

Sounds like the party's just getting started.


iiiiiiiiiiiii'm comin' out,

so you better get this party started!
 
2014-05-07 09:57:29 AM  
Jokes on you!  Our senators are appointed for life!

/ Ahahahahaha... hey, wait...
 
2014-05-07 07:48:36 PM  
Its not a freaking 1-800 number, its an 800 number. Why does everyone insist on telling you how to dial a freaking phone?
 
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