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(The Smoking Gun)   Utah couple busted for having sex on church lawn while wedding was going on. They were charged with gross lewdness, and you'll see why   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 89
    More: Asinine, Utah, Salt Lake County, Salt Lake City Police Department  
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2014-05-06 03:30:40 PM  
I bet their skin adheres like two sides of velcro.
 
2014-05-06 03:37:53 PM  
I think I just threw up a little
 
2014-05-06 04:36:22 PM  

Diogenes: I bet their skin adheres like two sides of velcro.


I was thinking more like overlapping soquids.
 
2014-05-06 04:36:34 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I think I just threw up a little


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2014-05-06 04:37:05 PM  
What? 2 old people getting it on. Nothing sick there. Should have done it on the mormon church's lawn across the street. ;-)
 
2014-05-06 04:37:15 PM  
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2014-05-06 04:37:38 PM  
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2014-05-06 04:38:10 PM  
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That's just.....the word wrong does not do it justice.
 
2014-05-06 04:38:42 PM  

Diogenes: I bet their skin adheres like two sides of velcro.


Imagine pulling a grilled cheese sandwich apart.
 
2014-05-06 04:39:08 PM  
Why is it that the people you don't want to see having sex are always the ones having public sex?
 
2014-05-06 04:39:09 PM  
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shoot them shoot them both
 
2014-05-06 04:39:26 PM  
www.drfrangella.com
 
2014-05-06 04:41:08 PM  
They look like Alan Moore was asked to turn Fraggles into the dark psychohorrors of a Swamp Thing comic, molded them out of Playdoh with a Golem scroll, then turned them lose in real life.
 
2014-05-06 04:41:37 PM  
I don't wanna look....

*clicks link*


oh gawd, i looked....
 
2014-05-06 04:42:20 PM  
FTA: "Benally "had his tongue and finger inside of Ms. Krusen's vagina." "

Defense Attorney: He was looking for his dentures.
 
2014-05-06 04:42:42 PM  
SUBBY FAIL! You forgot to use the word "hot" in the headline.
 
2014-05-06 04:43:04 PM  
Oh come on its just a couple expressing their love on a beau.....


*click*


OH MY GOD!!!
 
2014-05-06 04:44:13 PM  

Boo_Guy: [www.drfrangella.com image 424x283]


Boomer's reaction to Adama and Roslin frakking.
 
2014-05-06 04:44:46 PM  

Diogenes: I bet their skin adheres like two sides of velcro.


i329.photobucket.com

Likely similar in color as well.
 
2014-05-06 04:45:11 PM  

ongbok: Why is it that the people you don't want to see having sex are always the ones having public sex?


I call it the Nude Beach Principle. If people want to see you naked, then there is value in your nudity; you will only trade nudity for something of value (money, enjoyable sex, marriage). If no one wants to see you naked; there is no reason not to be naked.
 
2014-05-06 04:45:31 PM  
They sure do grow 'em ugly in Utah.
 
2014-05-06 04:45:50 PM  
What would George Takei say!?
 
2014-05-06 04:46:46 PM  
Cop couldn't ask the church for the tried and true bucket of cold water.

He pried them apart instead? With his hands? Eww.
 
2014-05-06 04:46:47 PM  
I knew I'd seen her before

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2014-05-06 04:47:48 PM  
well, that's a new wrinkle on a story
 
2014-05-06 04:48:48 PM  
NOW will you raise the minimum wage???
 
2014-05-06 04:49:15 PM  
Oh myyyyy...
 
2014-05-06 04:49:32 PM  
But were there any limes at this wedding?
 
2014-05-06 04:51:17 PM  
FTFA:  Jail records show that Benally has been booked 102 times into the Salt Lake lockup, while Kruser has been there on 15 separate occasions.

I honestly wonder what is the cummulative net drain on society of these people.  I mean if you could monetize the direct criminal cost, legal system cost, and other resources like ER visits, rehab, halfway houses.... Definitely over 1 million.  10 million?  100?  It boggles the mind.

We need another Australia.  Or maybe we can just wall off Manhattan and send them there, I think I saw a documentary about that in the 80's...
 
2014-05-06 04:51:21 PM  
I would love to have a video of this.
 
2014-05-06 04:51:44 PM  
www.thesmokinggun.com

I don't know what you're talking about, pic looks pretty good to... oh..  OH!
 
2014-05-06 04:54:51 PM  

BigLuca: FTFA:  Jail records show that Benally has been booked 102 times into the Salt Lake lockup, while Kruser has been there on 15 separate occasions.

I honestly wonder what is the cummulative net drain on society of these people.  I mean if you could monetize the direct criminal cost, legal system cost, and other resources like ER visits, rehab, halfway houses.... Definitely over 1 million.  10 million?  100?  It boggles the mind.

We need another Australia.  Or maybe we can just wall off Manhattan and send them there, I think I saw a documentary about that in the 80's...


I here Detroit is pretty empty these days.
 
2014-05-06 04:54:54 PM  
Lewd grossness would also have been an acceptable charge.
 
2014-05-06 04:54:57 PM  
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2014-05-06 04:55:03 PM  
"Childs, Mac wants the flamethrower!"
 
2014-05-06 04:56:03 PM  
No. really. The cop could have arrested him for having sex with a dog.
Because. . . well. .. look at her.
 
2014-05-06 04:56:09 PM  

Boo_Guy: BigLuca: FTFA:  Jail records show that Benally has been booked 102 times into the Salt Lake lockup, while Kruser has been there on 15 separate occasions.

I honestly wonder what is the cummulative net drain on society of these people.  I mean if you could monetize the direct criminal cost, legal system cost, and other resources like ER visits, rehab, halfway houses.... Definitely over 1 million.  10 million?  100?  It boggles the mind.

We need another Australia.  Or maybe we can just wall off Manhattan and send them there, I think I saw a documentary about that in the 80's...

I here Detroit is pretty empty these days.


Yes I'm actually in Detroit right now...

=/
 
2014-05-06 04:56:28 PM  
i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-05-06 04:56:37 PM  

BigLuca: FTFA:  Jail records show that Benally has been booked 102 times into the Salt Lake lockup, while Kruser has been there on 15 separate occasions.

I honestly wonder what is the cummulative net drain on society of these people.  I mean if you could monetize the direct criminal cost, legal system cost, and other resources like ER visits, rehab, halfway houses.... Definitely over 1 million.  10 million?  100?  It boggles the mind.

We need another Australia.   Or maybe we can just wall off Manhattan and send them there, I think I saw a documentary about that in the 80's...


Likes the way you think

lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2014-05-06 04:57:08 PM  
BigLuca:

"I think I saw a documentary about that in the 80's..."


Snake Pliskin, is that you?
 
2014-05-06 05:00:16 PM  
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2014-05-06 05:02:32 PM  
cdn3.whatculture.com
 
2014-05-06 05:04:24 PM  
As carlin said: "You drive like old people fark; slow and sloppy."
 
2014-05-06 05:04:55 PM  
JohnCarter:
Likes the way you think

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4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-05-06 05:05:17 PM  
Mother Pus Bucket ..
 
2014-05-06 05:07:04 PM  
Boo_Guy:
I here Detroit is pretty empty these days.

Yes I'm actually in Detroit right now...

=/


I'll start on the whitehouse.gov petition.  Let's do this.
 
2014-05-06 05:07:08 PM  
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2014-05-06 05:07:42 PM  

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2014-05-06 05:08:56 PM  
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2014-05-06 05:10:13 PM  
Looks like an agricultural experiment, crossbreeding a potato with an onion.
 
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