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(We Are Central PA)   Grandmother gets in trouble because grandson shares her cookies with classmates. Just kidding, it was actually her heroin   ( divider line
    More: Fail, Just Kidding, first graders, grandmother, classmates, Chester County, heroin, old boys  
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2014-05-06 03:20:29 PM  
Aren't grandmas supposed to spoil the grandchildren rotten and then turn them loose on the parents and school system?
2014-05-06 04:55:14 PM  
Man, I used to love shooting up with Grandpa Richards when I was a boy. "Do you want to play a game of Horse?" he'd ask...
2014-05-06 04:58:46 PM  
Why not heroin cookies?
2014-05-06 04:59:39 PM  
Holy crap. That's one hardcore Gram'ma. Yeesh.
2014-05-06 04:59:40 PM  
All my grandma had in her purse was a Werther's Original!

What a gyp!
2014-05-06 05:09:44 PM  
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2014-05-06 05:42:23 PM  
See now, if drugs were decriminalized, this shiat wouldn't happen.
2014-05-06 05:53:05 PM  
They should both be sent to prison
2014-05-06 06:01:38 PM  
I have nothing against old people on drugs.

Just keep them out of reach of the kids.
2014-05-06 06:05:30 PM  
Ya know, most heroin junkies keep track of their shiat better than that.

/Yes, I know I used the word "track."
2014-05-06 06:58:53 PM  

Arkanaut: Why not heroin cookies?

Why not? If you can make marijuana brownies, why not heroin cookies?
And serve them with lithium soda? (7-Up originally contained lithium.)
2014-05-06 07:21:29 PM  
Maybe I'm old fashioned, but I'd sit there and watch him shoot ALL of that heroin.  I bet after that he'd never touch the stuff.
2014-05-06 08:14:31 PM  
"We are Central PA."
2014-05-06 09:11:51 PM  
Life is pretty weird in the Burroughs' house.
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