The My Little Pony Killer: Still not half as offensive as people who bathe in cologne.
Slow of Wit: I have a gorgeous friend who loves to fart in crowded elevators, because, hey, who's going to blame the pretty girl?
Barricaded Gunman: FTFA: Farts may very well be the penultimate bodily emission.Attention article "writer:" Words mean things.
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